On Sunday, Ye Li opened the curtains, the sky was gloomy, maybe there would be a rain soon, it was almost winter, the colder the day, the closer it was to the end of the period, closer to the New Year, and closer to Su Geyan's departure. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Looking at the homework on the desk, he had finished writing, packed up his things, and made a call: "Dear Teacher Su, classmate Ye Li has a question and would like to ask you, do you have time?" ”

"Yes, come here." When I was about to press the hang-up button, I heard Ye Li's voice hurry up and ask: "Don't hang up yet, I don't know the address, remember to send the address." ”

Ye's mother and Ye dad went to work, and today's breakfast was lying quietly in the microwave, and after eating, they went out with their schoolbags on their backs.

Sitting in the car, very idle, asked the driver how long it would take for the master to arrive, and the master said that there was still an hour, if there was no traffic jam.

There is still an hour away, and I brushed up on the micro and blog, and just brushed up on the blog post about the constellation, although Ye Li doesn't believe in the explanation of the constellation, but sometimes he still stubbornly thinks that maybe there is something right, so he paid attention to the interpretation of the constellation, there is a love matching relationship between Taurus and Virgo (virgin, Virgo), looking at it, Ye Li laughed.

The driver looked in the rearview mirror worriedly and asked, "Little girl, are you okay?"

happily said to the caring driver's uncle, "It's really fine." "Are you really alright?" The driver's uncle saw that her expression was impermanent and that no strange phenomenon had occurred, so he drove with peace of mind.

Ye Li sat in the car with a black line on his face, and his smile was also regarded as a neurosis, did he dare not show it so frankly.

When handing the money to the driver, the driver's uncle said enthusiastically: "Little girl, I see you are so cute, if you feel a brain ache or something one day, or if you have a head problem, remember to call me, I know a brain doctor." As he spoke, he pulled out a business card from his jacket pocket.

Resisting the urge to slap Uncle Fei, he said to the uncle without smiling: "Thank you, uncle, I will definitely look for you if there is something." ”

Vigorously ravaging and trampling the business card with his hands, and then throwing it to the ground and trampling vigorously, Su Geyan was leaning on the railing of the balcony, smiling and watching Ye Li's series of revenge activities.

Seeing that the little guy finally threw the business card on the ground into the trash can and walked to the door, Su Geyan also walked downstairs and left the door for Ye.

Looking at Ye Li standing in front of him, he couldn't help but think of the funny action that Ye Li's small universe broke out just now, rubbing Ye Li's head, his eyes were crooked with a smile: "Ye Li, classmate, is worthy of praise." ”

looked at Su Geyan in confusion.

"Knowing that you can't throw garbage anywhere is very commendable, and what is even more commendable is that picking up the garbage on the ground and throwing it into the trash can accurately is really a good boy and a good example."

Removing the hand that was messing with his hairstyle, he entered the room by himself, "Who let the driver's uncle say that I was sick, and recommended the surgeon to me, he is sick, he is neurotic, brain dead plus cerebral palsy plus brain pumping." The driver who was driving sneezed and rubbed his nose without prevention: "It's getting cold, it's a cold in the new season, go home and take medicine to prevent it." ”

"Why did you come to me early in the morning, did you not finish your homework? Need help from a teacher? ”

lifted his foot and kicked Su Geyan, and said disdainfully: "I am so wise and great, do I need a teacher to help me with my homework?" It was written a long time ago. ”

Holding the little foot, he pretended to be angry and said: "Ye Li, you are so disrespectful, you dare to openly kick the teacher with a smelly foot, this week's homework for me to translate the text of the fifth unit into Chinese, and then write an essay with a self-proposed topic." ”

Unexpectedly, Ye Lili ignored him, and was laughing breathlessly at the variety show on TV, and the feeling of being ignored was really uncomfortable, so he got up and blocked the screen.

Ye Li turned his head to look for a perspective that he could see, but Su Geyan stood still, raised his eyebrows lightly, as if to say: Xiaoxiang, let you watch TV so happily, I won't show it to you.

Ye Li stood on the sofa and jumped on Su Geyan's body, Su Geyan caught Ye Li's soft body at a loss, fortunately, he received it, and now, he was really angry: "Ye Li, what are you doing here?" What if I fall? If you want to jump, turn left and go straight. ”

Looking at Su Geyan's face cautiously, Su Geyan was stunned, and was kissed by Ye Li coldly, seeing Ye Li pouting and crying aggrievedly, he had no choice but to hug Ye Li and comfort: "Don't mess around like this next time, you know." ”

"Well, I was wrong."

Su Geyan had never seen such a languishing Ye Li, so she had to hug her and coax her, fortunately, the child was happy soon, or Su Geyan would have cried, he really hadn't coaxed others, and he was short of words. Hearing the ticking sound outside the room, Ye Li ran to the balcony, stretched out his hand, and sat next to Su Geyan unhappily: "It's raining, I don't like such gloomy weather at all."

"And what kind of weather do you like?"

"It's good if the sun is shining, not too dazzling, not too hot, and comfortable sunshine is best." He also closed his eyes and smiled endlessly.

Su Geyan looked at Ye Li quietly, and suddenly Ye Li opened his eyes excitedly, "Dear Teacher Su, is it inconvenient for you to disclose your birthday?" ”

Fake sleep and say, "It's inconvenient." ”

Ye Li tugged at Su Geyan's sleeve and said coquettishly: "Brother Yan, say it, say it." ”

His brows moved slightly, and he continued to close his eyes: "Remove the word brother." ”

"Yan, say it quickly, people are in a hurry."

Play the spirit of shamelessness: "Kiss one, I'll think about it." ”

Ye Li smacked one, and successfully left a thick saliva on his face, and now, Su Geyan was not calm: "Call you kiss, not ask you to rub saliva on my face." ”

He stuck out his tongue and grimaced at Su Geyan, and said disapprehantly: "My saliva can circle the earth twice, and I will give you a discount if you want." ”

"Your spittle can bury me."

looked at Su Geyan proudly: "Do you want to bury you?" It's free, don't be in vain. ”

Seeing a villain's triumphant expression, Su Geyan locked Ye Li in his arms: "Little guy, I haven't seen you all night, how did you become so, it's time to educate you." Struggling to get out of the clutches, Ye Li yelled: "Help, there is a handsome teacher who wants to kill people." ”

His forehead twitched, and Su Geyan tickled Ye Li's itch: "Little guy, I'll let you not even have a corpse in a while." Ye Li giggled, was scratched out of tears, and begged for mercy again and again: "I'm dying of laughter." ”

Stopped tickling his hand, picked up Ye Li's fleshy face, and smacked, "Why did you suddenly ask me about my birthday?" If you want to give a gift, please prepare again next year, this year is over. ”

"Say if you're a virgin or not!"

"How do you know?"

"Figured it out."

"Oh? The trouble master calculates if my girlfriend has a brain pump. ”

"Hmph, she's more normal than you." Nostrils facing the sky.

Su Geyan smiled: "August 25"

"Haha, I know you're a virgin, Virgo, teacher, come, I'll give you a lesson."

Ye Li held a remote control and pointed at him, Su Geyan pretended to listen seriously, but in fact, he was already smiling in his heart.

"Virgo, Virgo also has a name called Virgo, according to research, the Virgo man and the Taurus woman's partner match index is 100%, then, now standing in front of you to lecture Teacher Ye happens to be Taurus, no need to worship Teacher Ye, Teacher Ye knows too much is not a good thing."

"Well, and then what?" Looking at Su Geyan's humble request for advice, Ye Li was in a good mood: "That is, God is helping us, the maid and the golden bull meet, God is destined for us to be together, Su Geyan, you accept your fate, this life is mine, hahaha." ”

"Teacher Ye Li, although this is an exciting thing, you won't laugh so crazy, right?"

pinched Su Geyan's neck, bared his teeth and said viciously: "Dislike me so much, I won't let you go if I die." Without a rebellious voice or movement, he looked strangely at the man who was riding on him.

I saw that the other party's eyes were getting brighter and brighter, "Ye Li, are you signing a contract with me?" ”

"What contract?"

"Pact of Sale!"

"What are you selling your body for?"

"It means to make a private decision for life."

"What does it mean to be private for life?"

"......" stared at the ceiling of Bai Huahua speechlessly for a while, and said with hatred: "How did you learn Chinese class?" Who are your Chinese teachers? I went to the principal and dismissed him. ”

I only felt a tremor in my chest, and Su Geyan slapped Ye Li's buttocks: "I was almost deceived by you, I forgot that you read so many novels for a while, and I really became a brainchild if I didn't understand." ”

opened his small mouth and bit Su Geyan's face, and once again succeeded in leaving a large wave of saliva, "I'm smart, okay?" How can a brain-dead be a member of the study committee! ”

Gently stroked Ye Li's back, "Little guy, you took the initiative to find me, you can leave without looking back before today, but from this moment on, you are my Su Geyan's person." ”