Chapter 15 Only those who help pick up girls together can be called good brothers
Before, I took advantage of Duan Hong's absence in the mansion to make the Shizi Mansion a miasma, which made him suffer a loss, I guess he will not spare me, this time Hongmen Banquet, I plan to wait and see what happens. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info If the enemy does not move, I will not move, if the enemy moves, I will lie down.
Hum! I don't believe that he really dared to ride on me directly in front of everyone!
Playing a scoundrel, if the old lady dares to call it second, no one dares to rank in front of me. It's a pity that I, a promising criminal police squad leader, have come to this point and have to be forced to pretend to be a scoundrel.
However, I remember that the great Zhou Xingxing's father in "Jiupin Sesame Official" once said: "Corrupt officials are treacherous, clean officials must be more treacherous, otherwise how can they fight corrupt officials?" "So the treacherous scoundrel is not necessarily the villain! It varies from time to time and from place to person!
"I haven't seen her for a few days, and the princess seems to have lost a lot of weight, and it seems that the palace still doesn't take good care of the princess."
Before Duan Hong's words fell, the person sitting in the first place on the right hand below suddenly spoke very abruptly: "Since the prince cherishes the princess so much, he should let the princess live in the prince's bedroom, which is close and easier to take care of." “
The sleeping palace of Duan Hong, the son of the world, is in the "Qingfeng Garden", and the Chang family lives in the "Nuanxiang Pavilion", which is a little far away in the middle. However, I think it's better to be as far apart as possible.
I raised my head and looked down to see who this man with many mouths and tongues and bad ideas was!
Previously, Yingcui and Taohong, two girls with a heart, after learning that my head was kicked stupidly by a horse, because they were worried that I would make a fool of myself in front of outsiders, they didn't know where to get a bunch of picture albums, and explained to me the members of the Zhongguo Mansion, the cronies and friends around the prince, and some important concubines in the palace. How could I have the energy to listen to them explain these characters who felt that they could not match me, either for a moment of fugue or drowsy. As a result, the two of them did not give up, and took turns to torture me, so that I felt severe indigestion when I ate for several days, and only then did I remember the characters who looked similar on these albums.
Speaking of which, I have to complain about the painting level of these ancient painters, who don't understand the realism of sketching at all, and each figure looks almost the same as carved out of the same mold, and the poorly drawn lines feel not much different from my painting level. By the way, my level of drawing is the kind of painting of a chicken, and you can never guess whether it is a cat or a dog.
The man who gave Duan Hong a bad idea looked even whiter than Duan Hong, and he was simply a fighter with a little white face. The pink jade face is as white and tender as if it has been powdered, the narrow phoenix eyes are slightly hanging, the corners of the eyes and eyebrows are with a charming and provocative smile, and the cherry red lips are as if they have been wiped with the lip gloss used by women in the world. Boys and girls look good, and they seriously despise this kind of man who looks more beautiful than men = women, definitely not because of jealousy, but because the old lady is most annoyed by this kind of feminine-looking man, and I feel uninteresting when I look at it.
The portrait of this man is on the first page of the album of Duan Hong's best friend that Yingcui gave me, he is Duan Hong's best friend, the son of Hua Xiaohe, the current secretary of the Ministry of War, and Hua Jinrong, the squire of the Ministry of War. He is Duan Hong's first friend, and he is also a playboy who is completely worthy of his looks, but his personality and appearance are very different, some arrogant and strong, and unruly. And it is said that he is very competitive, especially the mouth is absolutely unforgiving, and the noisy Yingcui and Peach are not much better.
Hua Jinrong sat below, bowing my chin slightly, and her narrow phoenix eyes flashed with a thief who was watching a good show. After he finished saluting me, he crossed his legs, his feet trembled, and I really wanted to sigh at him, "It's a pity! I had a stroke at a young age and was half paralyzed! “
How hot your feet must be on the ground! My feet had to shake endlessly. However, I seriously doubt that he is a tailor, and in front of him, there is an invisible sewing machine that no one else can see!
But I have to sigh that Hua Jinrong and Duan Hong are really good brothers, and after the princess of the Chang family just appeared on the stage, she spoke out to help Duan Hong, a pickled girl.
Duan Hong can't handle his own woman, he is embarrassed to find someone to help beat the side drum, I really admire the friendship between them, maybe it really comes to the point where there is nothing to talk about. However, I don't know if the brotherhood between Duan Hong and him has reached the point where his wife is like clothes, his brothers are like siblings, his clothes can be changed, and his siblings cannot be broken. But then, I really got to see the friendship between them that they could change clothes.
The sewing machine Hua Jinrong, the squire of the military department, is also hung with an empty name, he only needs to go to the military department every day to order Mao, and then he will be the same group of second ancestors, looking for flowers and willows everywhere, eating, drinking and having fun. Once when the Chang family had not yet married into the Shizifu, it was once rumored in the capital that he and Duan Hong had a relationship of broken sleeves. And after hearing the rumors, these two people still went their own way, inseparable, and didn't care about other people's strange eyes at all.
However, this rumor was self-defeating when the Chang family married into the Shizi Mansion, because everyone could see that the Shizi Duan Hong couldn't pull out the obsession of the Shizi Concubine Chang in his eyes. I once speculated about Shizi's obsession with the Chang family, although I didn't figure it out, but it must have some kind of purpose. Because Duan Hong, who likes to smile gently, is definitely not as simple as smiling on the surface, and the city is very deep.
I was distracted for a while, and after the sewing machine Hua Jinrong finished talking about the suggestion, he kept looking at me with a fox sly and ambiguous smile, but because I was distracted, I was completely showing a cute expression. But fortunately, this expression made me escape, because of the advice of the sewing machine, if I shook my head and said that I did not agree to live with Duan Hong, the son of the world, in front of so many people, wouldn't it be to shatter Duan Hong's face as the son of the world, then I would have to face the same fate as Duan Hong's broken face. But if I nodded and agreed to the proposal of the sewing machine because I was afraid of death, then I would have fallen for the trick, which would be equivalent to jumping on Duan Hong's thief ship and entering the wolf's den, and it would be difficult to get to the sky if I came up with it again.
When everyone saw me in a daze, they all thought I was shy, and Duan Hong also touched my cheek with a smile and said, "My princess is like me, with thin skin. “
Get out of the way, don't think I don't know you're taking advantage of me. And I know that my face is as thick as the city wall, so you don't pretend to be an uncle and put gold on your face.
However, since they gave me the stairs, of course I had to walk down very cooperatively and shyly.
Lowering my head, I was shy, and my heart was full of slander: this Hongmen banquet has not yet started, and as soon as I sat down, I have almost stepped into the trap, and I can continue to play well, it seems that I can't eat dinner, and I am fucking hungry. Good for you sewing machine, this account has been written down by the old lady, and I will slowly calculate it with you in the future.
As a result, I didn't expect that the sewing machine guy was endless, he stood up with a smile and a wine glass, toasted the prince Duan Hong and me, and then bowed to me and said: "Wechen heard that the princess is splendid and talented, and can sing and dance, I don't know if the minister will have the honor to see the princess's singing and dancing skills today!" “
This guy from the sewing machine just pushed me to the edge of the trap, and now he has made me a stumbling block, this guy is sincere and won't let me get better, right? Where did I offend him, no, what kind of relationship did the Chang clan have with him? Or did he wholeheartedly get along with the Chang family, just trying to push the Chang family to Duan Hong's side?
I can sing, and I sing well, but I sing a little apple, do you understand? As for the good dance, then pull it down! To say that I am good at "martial arts" is about the same. But I can't just take them out and do a demonstration, and give them a "top knee lock throat" or "neck pinch". I have the heart, but I don't have the guts to beat them up, and then how do I explain the grappling skills I performed.
Duan Hong knew that Chang's current situation was the situation of being kicked stupidly by a horse, but he looked at me with a calm face, although he didn't express his position clearly, but obviously he didn't want to help me.
However, at the critical moment, there must still be a few clever and bold girls around him.
Yingcui saw that I was in trouble, so she jumped out and said: "Our family's concubine Niangniang is the grandson of Zhongguo Gong and the daughter of a general, and her skills are naturally different from those of ordinary small families. Our princess is good at horseback riding and archery, but it's not easy to perform here now. However, our family's concubine Niangniang is good, after the guidance of a famous teacher, I think some of the men here are not necessarily our opponents. However, the princess is the master, and we are all slaves, so wouldn't it be insulting to let her compete with others. “
Yingcui, a little pepper, was really spicy at the critical moment, and the sewing machine obviously didn't want to buckle a hat that insulted the owner, so he sat down stupidly.
"The people in the banquet hall today are all my righteous brothers, and there is a sentence in the "Historical Records" called "One death and one life is friendship." One poor and one rich is knowing the state of communication. One is expensive and the other is cheap, friendship is to see". Our brothers are all rich and poor, so we ......"
Therefore, "through the house, the wife does not avoid it". Duan Hong, it seems that the Hongmen banquet you set up today is ready to sing to the end, it seems that the tiger is not powerful, you treat my sister and me as a sick cat.
I raised my head and waved gently at Yingcui, signaling her to go down, and then turned my head to look at Duan Hong, who was smiling as quietly as warm snow, first smiled slightly, and then bowed my head and said: "The concubine is not talented, I would like to learn from the righteous brothers of His Royal Highness the Prince, wait for me to go down and change my clothes, and I will return later." “