036 Whose roof does the flood pass by?
"You idiot! How big is that little worm, where can it bite you! …… Besides, this method was given to me by my brother, and my brother was taught by Sister Yan. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info they're all right, what are you afraid of!" Tan Xi couldn't help but poke Tu Ran's head and laughed.
Tu Ran actually wanted to say that sometimes the smaller things are, the more powerful they are, but looking at Tan Xi's smiling face, she didn't refute it. Come to think of it, so many children play like this, if there is danger, it will be out long ago.
The two of them opened the topic, and they did not continue to entangle on the issue of Tan Xi's birth. According to Tan Xi, after she was born, she was kept in foster care at her grandmother's house, and only returned to her home when she was five or six years old. Although he returned to his home, he lied to the outside world that his parents were aunts and uncles. Since then, Tan Xi has been calling her uncle and aunt her parents.
What's even more embarrassing is that the inside story has long been well known. Everyone knows that Tan Xi is the biological child of her uncle and aunt. Tan Xi himself knows it. In this way, the arrangement of the adults is particularly ridiculous. In the end, it's covering your ears and stealing the bell!
However, it is not in vain that Tan Xi's parents are so busy. When Tan Xi was fourteen years old, her father was transferred to the county seat and sat in the second-in-command position of the county public security bureau. Since then, Tan Xi's father's nickname "Ghost San'er" has never been called anymore. When it comes to him, many old men in Dage Village will always say: "Oh, Deputy Director Tan, when we were children, we used to wear open crotch pants and play with mud together......
A picture with a look of honor.
After Tan Xi returned home, he was basically in a very embarrassing position. Dad doesn't love Mom, even though she tries very hard to please adults.
Speaking of which, I have to mention Tan Xi's brother. Tan Xi's elder brother has excellent intelligence since he was a child, not only does he study well, but he also has a very lively personality. Among the children of that generation, they were the best in a hundred. When Tan Xi was in elementary school, he had already become the first glorious authentic college student in Dage Village. Before him, the only child who went to college in Dage Village was Tu Ran's aunt, who went to a normal college. In the eyes of the people of Dage Village, a certain normal university is not as majestic as a certain university after all. Tan Xi's brother also became famous for a while.
With his brother Zhuyu in front, no matter how hard Tan Xi tried, it was in vain. After all, in terms of gender, she has already lost a lot of her brother. As a member of the family who is not expected, she strives to behave properly everywhere. But with little success. What's more, Tan Xi's academic performance is still very poor, ranking twenty-three out of twenty-eight students in a class. As a result, Tan Xi in childhood has been walking on the arduous road of competing for the favor of his parents.
At that time, the simple Tan Xi did not expect that the sensibility she showed everywhere would eventually become her shackles. What she had been dreaming of tirelessly, when she finally came to her senses, was mockingly discarded by her. After that, she gained freedom, and the notoriety that came with it. And her brother, who has always been excellent, still enjoys the favor of his parents that Tan Xi has been asking for all his life, and listens indifferently to the vicious curses of her parents and villagers, as if he is an unrelated person.
The violent rain fell like beans, hitting the cyan tiles, and suddenly a bead of jade splashed. The rumbling thunder echoed in the gloomy sky from time to time, and the mountains and rivers seemed to tremble slightly. A bright bolt of lightning tore through the cloudy sky, reflecting the gloomy sky and the earth as bright as a clear day.
"Click, click! Boom ......"
After the lightning, there was a sudden explosion of thunder. The dazzling white light, the rumbling thunder, and the trembling earth and mountains all show people the amazing power of nature.
Tremble, Ant-People!
This is your last chance to atone for your sins!
On thunderstorm nights, there are often power outages. The old people called the endless thunder and lightning a punishment from heaven, and God was angry because he couldn't get used to the behavior of unfilial sons.
"God is angry!" That's what they tend to say.
In the eyes of the old people, the shining electric light is the chain of God chasing the unfilial son.
Whenever they saw the thunder and lightning in any direction, they would tell their grandchildren and granddaughters who were trembling with fear in their arms that there must be unfilial sons in that place who attracted thunder. Traditional filial piety education will also be carried out in real time.
"Is anyone really struck by lightning?" Tu Ran curled up in his grandmother's arms and asked.
"Of course!" Grandpa glared at Tu Ran, and immediately gave conclusive evidence: "There was a person in the four courtyards who was killed by lightning before. Speaking of which, that person is still my old watch. ”
"Why is he not filial?" I turned my head to look at my grandfather. The smoke pot in Grandpa's mouth was clearly extinguished in the dim candle halo.
"He eats meat behind his mother's back~" Grandpa said with a cigarette holder. A faint spark suddenly appeared in the smoke pot, and suddenly it went out again.
"Nonsense. That's sick and can't eat hair. Grandma snorted.
"Why not?" Grandpa argued, pinched the smoking pot into his hand, and his beard suddenly pouted, and he trembled: "If he hadn't eaten dog meat behind his mother's back, he would have been able to split Lei?"
Grandpa's angry beard is shaking. He's educating the grass. Unexpectedly, the old woman was against him.
"Dad, you're far away. Uncle Zhi was hiding from the rain under the big persimmon tree in the field, and then the thunder split the tree, and he was also hit by the seedlings ......" Dad opened his mouth unhurriedly.
"If he hadn't eaten dog meat behind his mother's back, where would he have attracted thunder? There were so many people hiding from the rain under the trees, and he was the only one who was hacked to death! Isn't this because he is not filial, so God is angry?" Grandpa argued, bruises erupting on his forehead.
Dad stopped squeaking, and when Grandpa saw this, he thought that Dad was persuaded by him, so he was satisfied with picking up the cigarette pouch and handing it to his mouth.
Suddenly, Tu Ran sat on his grandmother's lap, humming and twisting his body, as if he had a nail under his buttocks.
"What's wrong?" Milk asked her.
"Milk, I'm going to pee~" Tu Ran couldn't hold it back.
"Then go ahead~" The milk pushed down, and she was not ready to accompany her as usual. Tu Ran hugged the arm of the milk and didn't let go: "Milk, I'm afraid of thunder!"
"What is Ray afraid of! I'm nine years old! Little adult! Go with your own flashlight!" Dad glanced at Tu Ran and said.
"I'm afraid of thunder. There are persimmon trees in the toilet! Wow wow~, I don't want to be hacked to death!" Tu Ran was so anxious that he burst into tears.
"You are so filial, Lei will not split you~" Grandma coaxed her. Who knows, after grandma's words came out, Tu Ran shook his head and cried even more, with a lot of snot and tears: "I don't want it, don't want it!" I stole a lot of cookies and candy behind my mother's back! Thunder will surely hack my ......"
Tu Ran's crying didn't stop, and his father and grandmother couldn't help but hold their stomachs and laugh louder and louder.