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This color, is it a girl's dream?! Or is it the real ............

For every girl, there is a dream of a knight, hoping to have a knight who guards herself, and a knight who has always stuck to herself. No matter what kind www.biquge.info of predicament you are in, no matter what kind of tribulation you are under, you can save your knights.

Gently put down the album in his hand, slowly stood up, and walked to the castle window to look at the blue sky.

What would my knight look like?!

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Boom Boom –

Boom Rumble————

"Help, I'm damned, help!!

Rickrickly Python T

"Ahh!!!h

Explosion explosion

"Why, why do I have to suffer this sin, ahh!!!h

Tom tom

……

In the sound of explosions one after another, a silver-white figure kept passing through the firelight, like a hero.

But when he sees what he is riding, he immediately shatters this illusion.

"Hey! Katier is a little more serious, why is it a bicycle to conjure up an escape prop?!!

That's right, the silver-white figure is riding a mountain bike at the moment!!

Under those all-out legs, the mountain bike swiped at a blistering speed! In the hell of endless shelling fire!!

"Even if you say so, here's the only escape tool I can conjure."

Katier's voice came from overhead!!

"Hey, hey, it's impossible to say it no matter what! Even if you don't say anything else, you're an elf, and there's always something like a broomstick or a magic carpet!?

"Hey, hey! Doudou, what the hell do you think of me! I'm not a magical girl elf, I'm a goddess elf. I won't change those magical things!!"

Never heard of it! What an authentic goddess elf! Never! Absolute!!

"What goddess elf is not a goddess elf, only an elf who can conjure good props, that is a good elf!!"

"What are you talking about? If it weren't for the bike I conjured, you would still be running on your legs!!

"Even if you say so, but use a bicycle or something! It's too spoiling the scene!! You know, this is a magic drama, even if it's for a 23rd century hovercar!!"

"That stuff is too hard for me. I don't know anything about the structure!!"

If that's the case, then why do you have a very confident tone!?

Really, really, this goddess is completely useless! It's already like this, at least you have to give a flying skateboard!!

"Hey, Doudou, don't complain, the shelling is here again!!

"Damn!!

Boom Boom!

What kind of mess is this!? Obviously, he is wearing armor similar to that of an ancient warrior, why is the opponent's weapon so advanced, a huge flying battleship! Battlestar of the Horrors! Countless mechanical cruisers! And the mighty and powerful automa!!

This weapon is too strong, isn't it!? No matter how you say it, it's too strong! It is simply impossible to be alone! It's simply impossible, rush through!!

In the midst of the fire, there was a feeling that his eyes couldn't be opened, but Doudou still frowned and boarded the pedal of the bicycle.

Because if you stop, you'll be hit by a cannonball!!

By the way, that is said to be a cannonball! But it's not just a bullet series. It's a laser cannon! Ray destruction! Death Bullets and the like, light-shaped weapons!!

……

"Oh, I'll see, I'll see, the story seems to continue. The Silver Knight is heading towards the castle where the princess is imprisoned!!"

Katir lay quietly on Doudou's hair, completely oblivious to the constant shelling around her. There was a book bigger than it in his hand, and he was talking as he looked at it.

"What did you say?!"

"It seems that the continuity of the story is at work. Although it is said that the artillery fire is so big, it seems that it didn't kill you!!"

A very surprised tone! But I said your voice is completely in my ears!!

"Please!! Don't say terrible things like bombing death, okay?!!

「…… Then blow it up—"

Katir didn't care about the general change of words. But......

"Isn't this still the same!? Anyway, where did you get the script!?"

"It's all said, don't care about this kind of thing!!"

"Damn! Even so, there is a constant bombardment of laser cannons next to it, and I always feel like I will be killed in the next second!!

It's thrilling! Not exactly, it's pure............

"By the way, hurry up and find a way to help me!!"

"Haven't I been helping you all the time?!"

"Help me? Except for just turning into a bicycle, I've been holding the book on my head. It's too much!!

Really, this guy!!

"I'm an elf, and an elf is a helper and guide for the brave, and they won't fight!!"

"That's why I told me to give me some awesome props! Even if I can't attack, it doesn't matter, it can increase my escape speed, I don't want to be killed by the fire here, who knows if the world dies in the dream, will it really die?!!!

What useless waste, goddess!!

……

Boom, boom

"Oh no, it looks like someone has an attack in front of you!!"

"No, this castle is guarded by a very large number of troops!!

"It seems that the Silver Knight has attacked!!"

"Silver Knight, that's a disaster!!"

"Hey, you two don't gossip there!!"

"An order has been issued from above, to gather all the forces as soon as possible to guard the entrance to the castle, and not to let the silver knight attack!!

"Yes!!" 」×2

"Hurry up, hurry up ......!!!"

……

"Knights of Silver......!"

The pure white dress fluttered behind him, and he gently clasped his hands and looked out the window as if he were praying.

Who will this princess be? ……

………

"Hey! Look, Doudou is the enemy's base camp in front of you!!"

"Even if you don't tell me, I know!!"

Doudou looked to the front and shouted.

In front of the castle gates that lead to the enemy, a large number of knights gathered.

By the way, although it is a castle, it feels more like a huge city, or a place like a capital.

It was supposed to be the rear guard unit of the enemy army.

As soon as they saw Doudou's bicycle come into view, they used fireballs and beams of light that rained down like a downstream.

"Beanie! Oh no! What to do!!"

"What else can I do? Full speed ahead and get rid of them! The terrifying fart !! of the Ray Gods."

"Really!? Even if it's not terrifying, it will hurt a lot!!"

Damn, a lot of things that hurt my morale at this time, but ......

「…… Trust my horsepower! Rush, ah, ah, ah!"

Doudou increased his strength again, and the high-pitched sound of the bicycle wheels passed through the rain of bullets and bullets of the reserves.

"Hoohoo! It's a piece of cake!!"

Now, I'm already on fire! Let's make the storm harder!!

Countless fireballs and beams smashed into the side of the bike, as well as the top of the frame.

However, the fiber-reinforced bicycle, which is the crystallization of the divine power of the goddess, has faithfully fulfilled its glorious mission of protecting passengers from harm, even if it is bent, melted, and smashed into a large hole.

In other words, the protection area of bicycles is too small!!

"It's amazing!!"

"Don't underestimate the creation of this goddess!!"

With the roar of the chain, Doudou and Katir rushed past the alert of the reserve army.

Seeing the momentum of their rushing over, the surrounding cavalry hurriedly dodged and made way for them.

The beams of light that came from behind in a hurry could only be seen by the fastest bikes.

Beanie and Katir drove freely, just chasing the weaknesses of the overwhelming crowd.

"Princess! I'm coming, ahhh

Although it is still a little far away, for Doudou, who has completely put his fear behind at this moment, he just wants to yell!!

"Beanie! Something is catching up!"

At this point, Katir shouted anxiously. Anyway, I don't know if it's because of the role substitution, she seems to be getting serious??

I saw in the rearview mirror that one of the cavalry groups that had just been scattered was catching up.

Moreover, there are even shooters with laser cannons.

"Calm down, Katir! Use that thing!!"

"Huh? Can this bluff come in handy?"

"Our goal is not to take out the enemy, but to scare them into stopping! Let's do it!"

"Okay!!"

Katil agreed, pulling out a red item from her dress's bosom that looked like a bamboo raft.

This is the only weapon that Katil has conjured! Although I want to say let her turn into some high-energy weapons, and then go on a killing spree or something. As a result, the only thing that came out was firecrackers.

「…… Drink, drink, !!!."

Katier, who uses firecrackers on her bike, screams with excitement, and Doudou hears the crackling explosion even if she doesn't pay attention.

The firecracker fuses, which were strung together in the shape of a short book, were ignited, and one after the other exploded.

Anyway, she seems to have nodded on my head!!

"Stupid! What do you think!! Hurry up and throw it away! You're going to get burned! I'm going to get burned!!

"Oh, ah, ah, cough, ha!!"

Katir uttered inexplicable words and threw the firecracker to the ground behind her.

In the same way, Doudou took the firecracker out of his backpack, lit it with a lighter, and threw it backwards.

Seeing the explosions in the rear and filling the smoke and dust, the cavalry, which had been shelling incessantly, was thrown into confusion, and I saw the opportunity to speed up.

"Katier! It's all right!!"

"It's so choking...... Ahem!!"

"It's okay! Hey, leave this alone, look at the Einsatzgruppen in front! Honk your horn!"

At the intersection of the Central District there was an enemy unit. Like the team just now, they suddenly noticed Doudou's actions and hurriedly attacked.

However, it was the piercing whistle that stopped them.

Doudou and Katir honked their horns at the same time. That's the second prop horn that Katir can conjure!! Although it looks like a trumpet that can be put into a 23rd century museum, how to say it, the goddess is a must-have! At least this voice is probably louder than the giant radio broadcasts of the 21st century, right?!

The enemy troops, who were in confusion because of the noise they had never heard before, could not stop Doudou and them from advancing, and when they were attracted by the sound and looked at Doudou and them, Doudou turned on the light placed on the front of the car to shine through. Although it is only a fist-sized lamp, the light emitted is no weaker than that of a flashbang! The enemy soldiers who were directly illuminated by the light were dizzy for a while.

By the way, this is the third item conjured up by the goddess.

Doudou saw the gap and passed through, leaving only firecrackers for the enemy to meet the enemy. Because of the smoke of firecrackers, the enemy army could not catch up in time.

Unlike this group of centaurs, which was in confusion, another group of cavalry rushed from the other direction, their chariots parallel to Doudou.

"Beanie! They're armed with spears! Coming from the side!!

I don't know if she's excited! Still excited!! Anyway, he was tugging at my hair very hard. Anyway, it hurts!!

"Calm down! Where's the firecrackers!?"

"It's gone. And it's going to change again!!"

"You overused it at first! …… Hey!"

As before, Doudou threw a firecracker at the two approaching cavalrymen, and after stopping their tracks, Katir threw something at Doudou.

"Catch!!"

"What is this!?"

"Squirt at their noses!!"

"Hey, hey, hey!?"

What Doudou received from Katil was a special insecticide for going out.

Now it's being used for things that should never have been used, and it's working.

With Beanie, spray hard! Countless droplets scattered all around!

Droplets were sprayed on the face, and the enemy, who couldn't stand the irritating smell, was immediately confused and fell backwards.

It was confirmed through the rearview mirror that the fallen soldier was not dead. Katir muttered.

"I really did something bad to them......

"Is this the time to sympathize with them? This is a war, a war between the two of us!!"

Really, besides, didn't you throw that insecticide to me??

"Hey, there's no one around now. Hurry up and give me more firecrackers."

After making sure that there were no enemy soldiers around, he stopped his bicycle for a while, and Katir spread his arms and conjured many firecrackers from the void.

Although I don't want to say it, the current situation can only count on Katil's third-rate spells.

But even so, the guy said it all over again, that is

A "weapon" that can almost bluff people.

If the enemy forces are aware of Katil's true strength, it is difficult to guarantee that they will launch a general attack, in which case Doudou has no choice but to decide to use ordinary "weapons" and continue to use them.

However, considering the problem of low lethality, it is difficult to bring casualties, even if it is to save the princess and complete the script. Doudou also found it very difficult.

To sum up, the weapon that Doudou chose after being distressed for a long time was-

"Hey, Katir, if it's really a last resort, pick up the wooden knife at once!"

"Hey...... It's beyond my body and I can't hold it with one hand!!"

"If it doesn't work, throw it out. Anyway, just make as much chaos as possible."

"Even if you say that? …… Is it really okay to fight like this!? I don't feel handsome at all!!"

Damn it! I want to be handsome too!!

But there is no way that Katir will complain.

Brandishing wooden knives without wearing protective hats, throwing firecrackers everywhere at will, stimulating people's eyes with bright lights, and honking loud to make noise.

As a god who creates and guards the order of the world! What they're doing is a ramp!

No, in the 21st century in China, such retro, inefficient, and wanton vicious thugs no longer exist!!

To be able to make a fuss to this point, I honestly don't know if it's because it's just a dream world.

"Hehe, Lao Tzu has stock again now!!"

It always felt like I was completely carried away. But forget it, at this time, you have to liberate yourself!!!

"The closer you get to the castle tower, the harder it is to break through, and it will be difficult to break them away, so use this when the time comes!!"

As he spoke, Doudou took out a rough-shaped cork bottle stuffed with firecrackers and a very viscous liquid.

Part of the lead of the bottle mouth is pulled out of the crack of the cork, and this thing is ****** no matter how you look at it!

"What is this?"

Hearing Katier's unmotivated question, Doudou replied confidently.

"Well, until they meet up with the guy who fought over there, and the princess who doesn't know where. If you can't fight, I won't be able to protect myself, and I'll try to use your power at the last minute."

「…… Ah......h But it's really shy to have such big expectations!!"

"Shut up, you shit, goddess!!"

It's so exaggerated, but it feels like the behavior is so inconspicuous.,It's all about making noise.、Harassing the neighbors.,Say what's because your power is too conspicuous.,It seems,Doudou is single-mindedly trying to carry out this classicalbosozokustyle thoroughly.。

"I always feel like I've become a coolie, ah...... Hurry up and someone will come back to stop him...... I can't stand it......

With a bitter look on her face as she stuffed the firecracker into her arms and watched the battle in the sky from afar, Katir complained without any nervousness.

「……？」

The princess, who had sighed outside the window for an unknown number of times, heard strange noises.

The high-pitched roar came from far and near.

When she understood the voice, the princess was surprised to find that the thing should not exist in this world.

"That's ......"

Behind the enemy forces deployed below, a bicycle approached with a rumble.

"Bicycle ???"

Exclaimed in surprise.