Li Feiyang said with a smile: "Hey, the rules are all set by people, can you ask everyone in the audience if they are willing to listen?" ”

Since Li Feiyang came to power, the tea drinkers below have been quietly watching below, not knowing what this half-grown child who made a bold move just now wants to do. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

Li Feiyang's conversation with Wang Zhifang and the old storyteller on the stage just now was not hidden from everyone, and the people below heard it clearly.

I feel that this thing is new, and the people who listen to the book below even want to go to the stage to tell a joke, and they have been addicted to storytelling, which is really rare.

At this moment, when I heard Li Feiyang ask the storyteller to ask their opinions, they all smiled and said: "This thing is fresh, the one who grabbed the job is here!" ”

burst into laughter, and they all supported Li Feiyang to come to the stage to say a paragraph.

Li Feiyang laughed, stood on the stage, and arched his hand down: "See laugh!" Laugh! I am a student of No. 1 Middle School, I came to the teahouse to drink tea today, listened to the old gentleman's story, and I also wanted to come to a paragraph, not to rob the old gentleman's job, everyone thinks it is good, you give a round of applause, a good applaud, a good one, you say it badly, you call a good one, so that I can make some movement, so that I know that everyone is listening to me, I thank you here first. ”

Someone in the audience shouted: "Good boy, you say it!" We're all listening. ”

Li Feiyang coughed, "Gossip and don't mention it, the book is back to business!" ”

As soon as he opened his mouth like this, everyone in the audience was startled, and his voice suddenly changed, and it turned out to be a male duck's voice.

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and suddenly burst into laughter, thinking that Li Feiyang was dissatisfied with Wang Zhifang's performance just now, and specially came to slap his face.

Wang Zhifang next to him was flushed, and he was embarrassed.

Wang Zhifang's teacher looked angry, and he also thought that Li Feiyang had come to stage to slap his face.

He said in his heart; "Bear with me for the time being, listen to him himself, he is a student of No. 1 Middle School, a child, it shouldn't be too much, at most it's funny, what if he lets him mess around? Originally, Xiao Fang took the stage today to tell the story is nonsense, one sheep is to drive, and two sheep are also released, no matter how bad it is, how bad can it be? It's not bad! ”

In fact, how can Li Feiyang on the stage be so unbearable?

He really wanted to help Wang Zhifang.

In his previous life, he also liked to listen to book reviews, in his previous life, there were many book reviews, but there were not too many famous artists, Li Feiyang's impression, Yuan Kuocheng, Liu Lanfang, Shan Tianfang, Tian Lianyuan, and several people can be said to be among the more famous artists.

Among them, the storyteller Shan Tianfang's martial arts commentary is particularly exciting.

Shan Tianfang said that the Three Kingdoms was not as good as Yuan Kuocheng, that Yue Fei was not as good as Liu Lanfang, and that the Red Chamber was not as good as Lian Liru, but there were few people who could compare with the martial arts commentaries he said, such as the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties, the White Eyebrow Heroes, and Tong Linchuan.

What Li Feiyang listened to the most in his previous life was Shan Tianfang's commentary, not how good he said, but as a martial artist, Shan Tianfang's way of telling stories was quite his appetite.

Shan Tianfang's voice is not good, but he is full of dantian, he speaks accurately, bites the words ruthlessly, every word bursts out, it is whirring and ringing, full of momentum, listening to his voice, there is a ruthless and decisive taste of the rivers and lakes, Li Feiyang likes this kind of taste.

I have listened to a lot, I remember a little, and when I look back on it in this life, I remember the most "Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" and "White Eyebrow Hero".

"Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties", other storytellers have also said it, but the paragraph "White Eyebrows" is unique to Shan Tianfang.

In the previous life, some people said that "White Eyebrow Hero" was written by Shan Tianfang, but it was not.

You must know that a mature paragraph, especially a long paragraph, can only be regarded as a mature work after several generations of artistic processing, addition and deletion of several times, and the formation of a suspense and secret button.

The paragraph of "White Eyebrow Hero", objectively speaking, should be collected and sorted out by Shan Tianfang, he is just an inheritor and not an original.

However, in any case, "White Eyebrows" was known to the world through his mouth, and it is not an exaggeration to say that he is half an author.

Li Feiyang is now on stage, and he is ready to learn Shan Tianfang's accent and say the last paragraph. Well, let's give Wang Zhifang a demonstration and give him a little confidence.

Li Feiyang stood on the stage and said:

"Three Emperors and Five Emperors of Morality; Fame Xia Hou Shang Zhou;

The five tyrants and seven heroes made trouble in the Spring and Autumn Period, and they rose and died in an instant!

There are a few lines of names and surnames in the history, and there are countless barren hills in the north;

The predecessors sowed and the later reaped, saying that the dragon and the tiger are fighting!"

After speaking, I woke up the wood: the book is back to business, the story we are talking about today is something that happened in the Northern Song Dynasty, saying that the weather in March, the recovery of all things, eight hundred miles of Qinchuan, green willows, picturesque, at this time along the avenue came a person。。。。。 ”

What Li Feiyang is talking about now is the first paragraph of the beginning of the white-eyed hero.

In fact, the joke of the white-eyed hero Xu Liang's debut is not in this paragraph, but Li Feiyang lazily pulled out all the previous "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness" and "Seven Heroes and Little Five Righteousness". Let's go straight from here.

Li Feiyang actually didn't say anything about storytelling, but he is smart, he can see anything at a glance, he has seen many storytelling artists in his previous life, he can be on stage at the moment, and he is not panicked, he put his body on the shelf, according to the style in his memory, he took a fan and gestured, and what he said was very good, which frightened a group of people.

"White Eyebrows" has never appeared in this world, even "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness" or something, and this world does not have it.

Therefore, for Li Feiyang said such a brand-new storytelling joke, a group of people have never heard of it, everyone in the hall listened to it for a while, and the laughter gradually subsided, and Li Feiyang's male duck voice did not feel as harsh as it was at the beginning, but felt interesting.

After a while, I found that Li Feiyang's storytelling was actually good, and the story was wonderful, and I gradually became addicted to it.

Until Li Feiyang fell and woke up, he said: "I want to know what happened next, and listen to the next decomposition!" It was only then that the people who listened to the book came to their senses.

Applause!

Someone shouted, "Well said, young man! One more paragraph! ”

Someone asked: "Who is this Xu Liang's father?" Who is his master? Where did you learn Kung Fu? ”

Li Feiyang laughed: "Regarding Xu Liang's affairs, there is another narrative in "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness" and "Seven Heroes and Five Righteousness", I will tell Brother Wang Zhifang about the relevant plot, and let him continue to talk to everyone in the future, and I hope everyone will come over to have a show!" ”

Hearing Li Feiyang's words, everyone realized that Li Feiyang did not come to the stage to laugh at the young storyteller, but to imitate his voice to tell the story, which was equivalent to giving him a demonstration, which was to help him and cheer him up.

Wang Zhifang also understood now, and looked at Li Feiyang with gratitude on his face.

His teacher walked up to Li Feiyang, pulled Wang Zhifang, and the two bowed deeply together: "Thank you for your advice, and the contemptible people are grateful together with the little apprentice!" Appreciate! ”

Li Feiyang hurriedly helped: "The old gentleman is polite!" It's not easy to tell a story, especially if you have a bad voice, it's even more difficult to tell a story. I think Brother Wang really loves the art of storytelling, and I just happen to have a suitable joke for him, so I will throw bricks and lead the way, and I will have to be the keynote speaker in the future. I'm just coming up and having fun. ”

Wang Zhifang's master said: "Little friend, let's go in and talk, I am an old friend with the owner of the teahouse, today I have a treat, in this teahouse box, please sit down with your face!" ”

Li Feiyang waved his hand and said, "The old gentleman is polite!" If you really want to speak, go to me and say it! I happen to have a guest coming tonight, and the two of you will go to my place together, and I will introduce you to each other, and many friends. ”

The storyteller said, "How sorry that is! How can you still break the bank? ”

Li Feiyang said: "I am sincere to make friends, I still have a few written storytelling paragraphs, I have the heart to let Brother Wang give a speech later, you go to me tonight, you can get it back by the way, you also give me a review, point out my shortcomings." ”

The three of them stepped down and talked for a while, Li Feiyang gave them his address, and Wang Zhifang's master patted his chest and said: "Come to the door at night to disturb you, go and listen to your advice!" ”

Li Feiyang said with a smile: "Then say it, I'll wait for the two of you at home!" ”

In the thousand thanks of the two, Li Feiyang and Yang Xiaoyue walked out of the teahouse.

Liu Xiaolu looked at Li Feiyang with admiration: "Big brother, I love you to death!" You can even tell a story? And that's so good! No, no, I can't stand it! I've decided, I'm going to fight with Yueyue for your right to belong! ”

Yang Xiaoyue stretched out two hands, pinched Liu Xiaolu's cheeks, pulled out, pulled Liu Xiaolu's face into a strange shape, and said viciously: "Liu Xiaolu, you dare to rob my husband with me!" See if I don't tear your mouth! ”

Liu Xiaolu couldn't speak clearly, raised her hand to surrender, and begged Yang Xiaoyue for mercy. Attract the attention of passers-by.

In the midst of the fighting, I embarked on the way back.

On the way home, Li Feiyang instructed everyone to buy some meat and vegetables, and mentioned it at home.

Li Feiyang hasn't cooked for a long time, and today because of a strange man named Hanako and two storytellers, he suddenly wants to cook, and he has eaten a few of the dishes cooked by Li Feiyang

Everyone was overjoyed, and they ran to the kitchen to help Li Feiyang.

After being busy for a while, Li Feiyang made a big table of good dishes and placed them on the table, red, yellow, blue and green, with different colors, meat and vegetables, and he had an appetite when he looked at it. The smell is even more watery.

The few people of Sheff were salivating, picked up small bowls, filled a little of everything, and tasted it first. are all dancing with eyebrows, drooling and praising Li Feiyang's cooking skills.

After watching TV for a while, Li Feiyang said to Li Dongsheng: "Dongsheng, you go to open the door, the guests are here." ”