Chapter 33: The Instigator is Freshly Baked
Wen Yueying beckoned the little goblins to light torches, and held oil lamps to go up and down, left and right, in the hedgehog cave, but they gained very little—if there were valuable things in the hedgehog cave, Wen Yueying would not be reduced to the point of dressing up as jewelry!
So the big demons and the little demons and Wen Yueying, the only human being, looked at each other in embarrassment across the mess of worthless things on the ground-a total of N animal skins, a pile of large and small stones in the rivers on the various mountains, a pile of colorful feathers, leaves, dried fruits, and a pitiful number of copper coins calculated by the piece. The www.biquge.info of the pen and the fun pavilion were silent for a long time, and then they heard Qiao Ran's disappointed and tired voice sounding in a low voice: "Forget it, I don't want that house, I still live in this cave, it's not that I can't live in this cave, I haven't lived in it for many months." It's just that Qiao Ran said this very reluctantly, and Wen Yueying, who was standing next to him, seemed to see his plush ears drooping down in frustration.
The little demons were stunned, and they were about to go around to persuade Qiao Ran, but Wen Yueying suddenly hooked the corners of her lips and smiled easily: "You guys won't turn around!" The boss is stupid, even with you little ones, you are stupid! ”
Wen Yueying saw that all the goblins had set their eyes on her, so she continued to smile and said: "Don't look at me, I'm a mortal, naturally I can't make money out of nothing," Seeing that the goblins' eyes dimmed a little, Wen Yueying didn't dare to sell Guan Zi anymore, and quickly offered the bad idea she had just come up with: "Although I don't have money, I know that there is money there, didn't Zhu Ziguo say that the king's own private treasury is full?" Can't we find a way to get some? Let's knock him a few hundred taels, it's just a drop in the bucket. ”
Zhu Ziguo? Whether the king's private treasury is full or not has nothing to do with the goblins! At this time, not only Qiao Ran was at a loss for Wen Yueying's proposal, but the little goblins were also at a loss without exception.
Wen Yueying can only start to incarnate as a kindergarten teacher for this group of naïve and ignorant goblins, and put more patience to teach them, ah, no, it is to teach them: "You think, Zhu Ziguo has money, especially the king has money in his private purse, isn't that just a special convenience for us to rob?" Qiao Ran can even rob me, the future queen, isn't it trivial to rob some money? Qin Lingyun, the king of Zhu Ziguo, is not a bold person, and I, a big living person who borrowed soldiers and still fought in the war, also threw it out, without a little hesitation at all, let alone the money outside the body? As soon as he scares and scares him, he will be honest immediately! ”
All the goblins suddenly realized and nodded in agreement, Qiao Ran thought about it for a while, but frowned and said, "This is different!" Last time I went back to Zhu Ziguo, there are examples to learn - isn't this how the few wives of the black bear spirit came to be? But now the black bear spirit has been taken in by Guanyin Bodhisattva to guard the mountain...... Where am I going to learn how to rob? ”
What's the horse? Robbery is such a thing, and you still have to learn it?! Wen Yueying didn't know whether to say that this stupid lion was innocent or stupid! I'm afraid that Guanyin Bodhisattva also has a headache for such a mount that can't even turn a tendon, right? Silly lion, did you really come to the Nether to experience, not to kick out of the purple bamboo forest when you were bored by the Bodhisattva?
Wen Yueying, who also had a headache, really didn't have a way to stay with Qiao Ran's stubborn nature, and after thinking about it again, she had to grit her teeth and pat her chest and said, "Let me accompany you about this robbery, you turn me into a goblin under you, and make me a more terrifying and majestic name...... Let's just say that I'm the pioneer in your cave or something, it's up to me to say it, you are only responsible for helping me with a straight face, you don't have to say a word, watch me get the money and run with me with a gust of wind, so it's always okay, right? "Alas, Wen Yueying never thought that she would one day be reduced to the point of being a robber and an instigator, and with this posture, she, the main culprit, is destined to pull the hatred properly! Anyway, this script has been crooked a long time ago, and I don't care if she just adds another handful of firewood like this!
Qiao Ran thought about it seriously, but slowly shook his head and said, "This is not good, if I let the fathead fish know that I am going to rob for money...... Don't you want to laugh him to death? I'm not afraid of him in a real fight, and I really can't help him with this kind of teasing. ”
Wen Yueying was so angry with Qiao Ran, the stupid lion who was always unapproachable, that she didn't have the strength to be angry with him, so she had to smile bitterly: "Please be more brainy!" Who told you to use yourself to go to Zhu Ziguo? You're not going to change yourself? When the time comes, you will be the left pioneer, I will be the right pioneer, and then you will become a fierce and scary appearance? Even if you hear about it, it has nothing to do with you! Are you afraid he will laugh?! ”
The words were so straightforward that Qiao Ran could stretch his brows, and thanked Wen Yueying in a low voice: "It's still Miss Wen, you have a way." Sure enough, he has lived in the inner courtyard of the palace for a long time and is very old. ”
This half-compliment, half-complimentary, half-complimentary, made Wen Yueying feel panicked, why did the good words seem to be a little tasteless in the mouth of the dumb lion? Originally, the instigator Wen Yueying thought that she was a good goblin who had taught purity badly, and she still had a little guilt and guilt in her heart, but now she was so thundered that she almost fell to the ground by the words "old-fashioned" of the stupid hairy lion, and Shenma felt guilty, and Shenma's guilt immediately flew out of the clouds. Qiao Ran's children, if you can't speak, can we not speak?
Come on, Qin Lingyun is not a good thing anyway, when she lived in that Chaoyue Palace, except for the countless troubles caused by grabbing food every afternoon and inviting a group of unconscious women in the harem for her, this guy didn't do anything else. Now, even if she taught the stupid lion to rob him, Wen Yueying was just trying to ask for some spiritual comfort for herself who had been cheated by him (making countless enemies for her) and frightened (throwing out of the Sea Grenade Pavilion).
Yes, that's right, absolutely! After Wen Yueying did a good job of this psychological construction for herself, she secretly clenched her fists and set a goal, this time she wanted to rob Qin Lingyun well! Qin Lingyun must be made heartache and flesh ache, and it will hurt there! Although she is an out-and-out waste material crossing girl, relying on this forever collapsed plot, hiding behind the little boss and the big goblin as an instigator and that ruthless cold arrow, maybe this is the beginning of her little waste counterattack!