Chapter Twenty-One: I'll Just Ask You Are Afraid?
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"No, it's ...... It is...... It is the combination of yin and yang. An Xiaoqi said slowly.
"Oh......" Lu Chen suddenly realized, couldn't help but condemn An Xiaoqi, and said: "What are you doing with such unfathomable words, everyone is an adult, why beat around the bush, what's embarrassing, speak directly." ”
An Xiaoqi's rapid breathing came from the phone, and he exhaled: "This is the most inferior method, only lowly and unpopular cultivators will do this, you can't do this." ”
Hearing this, Lu Chen suddenly remembered that when he came to the hall before, those few metaphysical scholars rushed to combine yin and yang, and there was really some truth, but this method was really disgusting and obscene.
"It seems that I am quite noble in your eyes," Lu Chen smiled.
An Xiaoqi snorted lightly, objected, and immediately said: "Hehe, you think too much, you are not only shameless but also obscene in my eyes, this method is actually quite suitable for you, you are still Yuanyang's body...... Well...... It means to be a virgin, your yang energy is strong enough, and it is absolutely fine. ”
"Yuanyang's body...... Virgin...... How is it possible, I have changed a few girlfriends," Lu Chen's heart was so careful that his liver almost jumped out of his throat, damn it! How can this guy see this? Of course, this kind of thing can't be admitted, because in today's society, if a woman has the first time in her twenties, it is definitely a kind of pride, but if a man has the first time, then it is a very shameful thing, at least Lu Chen thinks so.
An Xiaoqi heard a silver bell-like laughter, as if he was willing to see Lu Chen's embarrassment, and said, "Haha...... Don't fool me, this is a pediatric in physiognomy, I can see it casually, physiognomy, breath, and hand prints can all prove it, you know how good I am, right? Just ask if you're afraid? Hum! ”
Not to be outdone, Lu Chen smiled cheaply: "Hmph, what's so powerful, I can still tell if a girl is a virgin, her eyes, walking, and the distance between her legs are all evidence, I just ask if you are afraid?" ”
"Stinky and shameless, you go to die......" An Xiaoqi scolded and scolded, and hung up the phone before he finished scolding.
After the phone hung up, a beep came, Lu Chen shrugged his shoulders, and hung up the phone directly, this little joke can't be made? I couldn't help sighing, and I reluctantly pressed the phone.
"Jingle bell...... Jingle bell ......"
"Huh?" As soon as the phone hung up, it rang again after a while, Lu Chen subconsciously looked at the caller ID, this number was An Xiaoqi's, and she called again.
"The leader came just now, and he was going to go to the police," An Xiaoqi said tightly: "Listen, according to the method I said before, be reasonable, if not, aren't you very good at fooling, the resentful corpses last time were fooled by you, dealing with these two young yin spirits, I believe it will be difficult for you." “
"The two sisters of the Tang family have been possessed for nearly two days, and once they are possessed for more than three days, their bodies will be very damaged. Yin Ling tossed for a day or two, and it was considered revenge. The dead are gone, the living are great, and we must make trade-offs when necessary. ”
"There are gods in the head and three feet, this sentence may not be 100% fulfilled in the yang world, but it is definitely a wise saying in the underworld, and when the time comes, the superintendent of the underworld will understand what you have done, and prepare some other things in case of emergency, you remember...... Well, that's it, I really hung up. At this point she paused and said, "Other...... Be careful. ”
Lu Chen sighed, and was about to tell him to be careful when going to the police, but An Xiaoqi hung up before the words came out, it seemed that there was really an emergency.
Eyes on the two sisters of the Tang family who were playing sandbags, they were playing happily, and at the same time, the things that could be broken in the hall were basically broken, and several maids looked quite embarrassed, with untidy clothes and swollen noses and faces.
Lu Chen has a headache, it is not easy to reason with children, and it is even more difficult to be so naughty.
Tang Zheng's attention was on the two women, his eyes were full of worry, for fear that the two daughters would be injured, so he stepped forward and pulled the two daughters a few times, but they threw sandbags, and the originally kind and dignified face was a little red and swollen, which looked a little funny. At this time, seeing Lu Chen finish the call, his eyes turned to this side, so he walked to Lu Chen's side.
"Lu Xiaoyou, my two baby daughters are getting bigger and bigger, my heart is beating when I see it, have you found a solution?" Tang Zheng asked expectantly.
Lu Chen pondered for a while, a thought flashed in his mind, a bright light flashed in his eyes, and said, "Chairman Tang, you can help me prepare something." “
Lu Chen looked at the Tang sisters in the distance, his voice was deliberately lowered, his head was slightly on one side, and his hand was half-covering his mouth, Tang Zheng understood, and came over with his ear, only to hear Lu Chen say: A red cloth, a white towel and a bottle of red ink are also there, and the ink is applied to the white towel......"
Lu Chen's voice was very low, and the more he spoke, the more inaudible it became, Tang Zheng nodded frequently, some of these things were prepared by An Xiaoqi, and some of them were thought up by Lu Chen himself, and they were used for fooling......
Although Tang Zheng was very puzzled that Lu Chen asked him to prepare these inexplicable things, he didn't ask much, as soon as Lu Chen finished speaking, he was anxious to let the steward prepare, but was stopped by Lu Chen.
"What's wrong?"
"Chairman Tang, I have something I want to ask the steward, can you go and prepare it yourself?" Lu Chendao.
Tang Zheng felt sorry for his two baby daughters, so for the sake of prudence, he naturally went according to his words.
Lu Chen walked to the Tang family steward, only to see her eyes on the Tang family sisters who were really sandbagging, and there was a hint of a smile on the corner of her mouth, which seemed to be ...... Spoil.
"The steward seems to be quite concerned about the two girls," Lu Chen said suddenly.
"Of course, I have been in the Tang family for a long time, and these two children have grown up under my watch, and you won't understand the depth of this kind of feeling," the steward glanced at Lu Chen out of the corner of his eye and said.
"Of course I understand, these two girls also care about you, you are quite close, but the sandbag did not hit you, but the father of these two girls was beaten several times." Lu Chen said with a smile.
After Lu Chen finished speaking, the steward's face changed, and without waiting for her to speak, he walked away, waiting on the side, and Tang Zheng came back in half an hour.
Lu Chen walked to the Tang sisters who were playing sandbags, and said with a smile: "Two beauties, what's so fun about sandbags, let's talk about life, philosophy, and reason......"
"Whew!"
Before Lu Chen's words fell, a sandbag was thrown over directly, his face quickly tilted back, the sandbag was empty, and the faint wind was blowing in his face, he secretly said that it was dangerous, but fortunately he reacted quickly. This should be attributed to the agility bonus of the Jade Jane space, and even if it was 0.01 seconds slower just now, it was estimated that it would have been hit.
The sound of the sandbag falling to the ground is heavy, the weight is obviously not light, and judging from the strong wind on the sofa, the arm strength of the two seems to be quite large, far from being comparable to ordinary girls, if they are hit, it is normal for the nose to be blue and swollen, and a few maids and Tang Zheng are the best portrayal.
"Children play, adults go away," one of the girls said angrily.