Chapter 12: Fingers VS Vice
Jian Yunchuan said while recalling: "When I was reborn, I happened to meet myself in a car accident, cough cough, it was a bicycle accident. Pen~Fun~Ge www.biquge.info I remember the last time, after I fell off the car, I immediately got up, and then pushed the car home. Because if you go back too late, you won't have enough time to do housework. ”
"Wait, housework?" Wei Xiangdong was confused, and couldn't help but interrupt and said, "In a year or five, you should only be a teenager!" I'm still studying, why do I have to squeeze in time to do housework? Saying that, Wei Xiangdong looked disapproving.
"Don't interrupt me!" Jian Yunchuan glared at Wei Xiangdong unhappily and said, "Do housework, when this problem is explained, I will tell you when I am in a good mood!" Now, don't interrupt me again! ”
"Okay! You continue! Wei Xiangdong hurriedly said, raising his hand to make a surrender.
Jian Yunchuan tried hard to keep a straight face, and said with a serious expression: "As I said earlier, when I was reborn and came back, I happened to encounter me in a bicycle accident and fell on the road. I had just been reborn at that time, and I couldn't react for a while, so I lay on the ground for a while. After I reacted, I thought about things for a long time, and then I saw that your car's brakes failed, and you drove straight at me! ”
"Luckily, I was quick to react and dodged at the critical moment! Otherwise, I'll be a dead soul under the wheels of your BMW with that old bike! Jian Yunchuan said, patting his chest with a look of happiness, "At that time, I didn't expect to meet Brother Dongdong, so it's all fate!" ”
"Listening to your description, it's really because of fate!" Wei Xiangdong nodded, and said in a rather emotional tone.
Somehow, Wei Xiangdong's heart also rose with a snickering emotion.
"Yes! I was super close to Dongdong, he liked me, doted on me, and I liked him very much, so we became a couple later. Jian Yunchuan said sweetly, and then glared at Wei Xiangdong fiercely, "It's all your fault!" Bastard! ”
was scolded again, Wei Xiangdong felt a headache, he really didn't mean to destroy other people's feelings!
"Scold, scold, as long as you don't cry to show me." Thinking like this in his heart, Wei Xiangdong shrugged his shoulders helplessly.
scolded people, Jian Yunchuan himself felt quite embarrassed.
Especially the person who was scolded by himself was actually a very powerful character, and he was so good-tempered, which made Jian Yunchuan faintly feel that he was making trouble unreasonably.
"Okay, without further ado, I'll clean up the room first, and try to restore everything to them. There are only two months to go to the end of the world, so don't cause any trouble because of these unimportant things. Jian Yunchuan said, got out of bed and began to clean up the house.
Looking at Wei Xiangdong, who was standing next to him with the account book in his hand, after thinking about it, Jian Yunchuan said, "If you are tired and want to rest, you can go to the next room." ”
"No hurry, I'm not tired at all right now." Wei Xiangdong said with a slightly smug expression, and deliberately raised the account book in his hand at Jian Yunchuan, "Seeing these things, my spiritual head is here!" ”
"Oh, well, whatever you want." Jian Yunchuan nodded and said, then ignored him and continued to tidy up, wanting to restore the room as much as possible.
All the bedding was replaced with new ones, and the furniture and accessories that had been staggered were put back in their original places. Those broken things, torn and soiled quilts, sheets, etc., were collected by Jian Yunchuan into the corner of his space.
There are also three transparent holes in the quilt that have been pierced by bullets! These things are best not to be seen, otherwise they will not be explained. Not for at least two months!
These things are quite simple to put away, but how do you deal with the three bullets that are deeply embedded in the wall?
Standing on the edge of the wall, looking at the three bullets on the wall, Jian Yunchuan was deeply depressed.
"Tsk, why did you think you shot just now? Aren't you afraid of breaking your boyfriend's body? Pacing slowly with his hands behind his back, looking at the three bullets embedded in the wall, Wei Xiangdong was speechless.
Seriously, the situation just now is really dangerous!
If it weren't for Wei Xiangdong's extraordinary skills and rich experience in actual combat, he would have predicted in advance that Jian Yunchuan might shoot directly at him, and he dodged it keenly. Otherwise, those three bullets would not have been embedded in the wall now, but in the body of someone else! It's really dangerous!
Hearing Wei Xiangdong's words, Jian Yunchuan couldn't help but jump in his heart, then turned his head and glanced at Wei Xiangdong cautiously.
Talking about such a dangerous thing in such a ridiculous tone, this person is really not settling accounts with himself, right?
"Ahem, you, you took my boyfriend's body, of course I want to fight with you! Also, did you forget that I had healing? Gunshot wounds, little case, as long as they don't die on the spot, no matter how serious they are, I can cure them! After organizing the language, Jian Yunchuan said stiffly, and then hurriedly turned his head back, staring straight ahead without blinking, pretending to be very nerve-wracking about the three bullet casings embedded in the wall.
"Well, you have a point. The ability is healing, and it's really cheap! Wei Xiangdong not only pretended not to see Jian Yunchuan's expression unnatural, but also nodded to himself, and said with an emotional expression, "Your ability is so strong, and it is so precious and rare, then I have to protect you well!" ”
"Not really! Ahem, well, I think, you're quite right! Jian Yunchuan couldn't hold back, nodded approvingly, and said in a slightly complacent tone.
With a pleasant smile on his face, Jian Yunchuan also straightened his chest slightly, holding his head high, looking very proud and proud of his ability.
This proud little appearance, cute Wei Xiangdong doesn't want it!
"It's a boy, how can he be so cute? Oh, I really want to touch his head, I believe it must feel very good! It's so cute! Oh no, no! I can't touch it, I have to maintain my cold temperament! While thinking about it, Wei Xiangdong hid his hands behind his back.
Then, where Jian Yunchuan couldn't see, Wei Xiangdong's two hands grabbed each other. It's a shame that you can't touch your head!
"Ahem, let me take a look." Wei Xiangdong's heart was empty, he hurriedly changed the topic, stepped forward and stood beside Jian Yunchuan, standing next to him.
Wei Xiangdong suddenly stood so close, which made Jian Yunchuan feel a little awkward.
It's not my boyfriend, and I'm still standing so close, what do you want to do?!
"Well, most of these three bullets are embedded in it, so we have to take them out first." Wei Xiangdong pretended to look at it a few times, then rubbed his chin and said seriously with a serious look.
"Oh, great idea! Then I'll pull it out with a vice! Jian Yunchuan was feeling a little uncomfortable, and as soon as he heard this, he quickly nodded and agreed, then squatted down and quickly took out a large toolbox from the space.
Unfastened the lock, opened the toolbox, and suddenly a large number of various tools were revealed. Ignoring those tools that could not be used for the time being, Jian Yunchuan took out the vise with a clear purpose.
Then, Jian Yunchuan stood up and prepared to pull out the three bullets embedded in the wall, so that others could not see that there were traces of a fight in this room, so as not to cause some unnecessary trouble.
Jian Yunchuan had just stood firm, and a hand reached out in front of him.
"Huh? What's going on? Jian Yunchuan couldn't help but pause for a moment, then raised his head, looked at the owner of this hand in confusion and asked.
The owner of the hand, Wei Xiangdong, didn't speak, hooked his lips and smiled, and then motioned for Jian Yunchuan to look down.
Bathed in Jian Yunchuan's curious gaze, Wei Xiangdong slowly spread out his hand.
I saw that in the palm of Wei Xiangdong's wide hand, three yellow bullet shells were lying there quietly.
Jian Yunchuan almost didn't stare out his pair of big eyes!
"This is taken off, you are too fast!" Jian Yunchuan said in surprise. Subconsciously put the vice in his pocket, and his free hands held Wei Xiangdong's palm, Jian Yunchuan was a little incredulous.
"Small." Wei Xiangdong forcibly suppressed the corners of his mouth and did not allow the corners of his mouth to rise too much, and then said with an indifferent expression.
My heart is so beautiful that I tremble!
Wei Xiangdong secretly thought: "Oops! He's holding my palm in both hands! It feels warm and soft! The expression on his face is still so surprised, it's so cute to look at! ”
"Wait, that's not right!" Surprised for a while, Jian Yunchuan suddenly remembered a question, and immediately raised his head, looking at Wei Xiangdong with a strange expression.
"Huh? What's wrong? Wei Xiangdong was stunned for a moment, and then asked puzzledly.
"I just took out this vice, and it's still with me! And you, you don't have any tools to take advantage of, how did you get these three bullet casings out? Jian Yunchuan said his doubts.
"Oh, that's the problem!" Wei Xiangdong suddenly realized, and then said in an understated tone, "I didn't use tools, I just pinched the exposed part of the bullet casing with my hand, and then pulled it out directly." I didn't push too hard, it was easy. ”
"You pulled the ...... with your hand" Jian Yunchuan was taken aback, but this time he was quickly relieved, "Oh, that's right!" My brother Dongdong is so powerful, and the strength in his hands is also very strong, but he just pulled out the bullet casings embedded in the wall with his hands, which is normal! ”
Halfway through the complacency, Wei Xiangdong, who froze: "......"