"I'm a bad guy. The pen %fun %Ge www.biquge.info was wrongfully accused by the teacher and left school half a month ago, and now he has been fired by the unscrupulous boss for his part-time job. Oh my God, you're going to play hard enough! ”

The person who said this was Zhang Yi, a rural guy who pretended to be a "waste firewood" in Huaxia. This year is June 18, 2016, and he is exactly 17 years old. But who would have thought that he would have chosen to go out to work when he was supposed to be in high school. In fact, it is not that he does not like to go to school, but because he disdains to see some well-dressed teachers again, or it can be said that he has been expelled from school, he will make that choice. Speaking of which, it's not a big deal, didn't I just break some unsightly things.

A math teacher, do you teach students three views to take to an empty office, and then pull the curtains tightly around them, and almost lock the door? If he hadn't been enthusiastic about sending the textbooks left by the teacher to the office, I'm afraid that the four-eyed field chicken would have really succeeded.

Scenes from the past came to mind like replay movie clips, making him feel a slight pain. However, he still does not regret his decision to report the teacher, even if he ended up with a female student who was victimized colluding with the teacher to frame him and almost ended up in prison. After all, she was the one he had loved dearly. Thinking of the beautiful female classmate with a melon seed face, he couldn't help but fall into a distraction.

In this cruel society where people eat people and can't survive without strength, he has to choose to bow his head. He was the only one in the village who was admitted to the provincial key high school with his strength, and he couldn't bear to let his parents know the news that he had dropped out of school.

Even if he dies, he will die on the road of his own struggle, mixing up. Children who don't finish their studies aren't necessarily inferior to those college students!

After leaving school, he was stretched thin, and he couldn't live on the living expenses given by his parents alone. For this reason, he only eats one lunch a day, three steamed buns and a pack of pickles. After living in such a mess for more than ten days, when he couldn't survive, he finally found a job as a typist. The boss in the suit told him that if he completed the accumulated tasks within five days, he would be paid a thousand dollars and signed a contract.

What he didn't expect was that four days of working day and night would end up being a complete deception. If a punctuation mark causes an error in the customer's profile, will anyone believe you if you say it?

"There is no place to stay here, there is a place to stay here." In the most difficult time, he should use the method of spiritual victory, and he had to comfort himself with these two sentences. He is not qualified to argue with the liar, at least for now, there is not even a slight possibility of winning.

Today is the deadline given by the landlord, and if you don't have any money to pay the rent, you have to roll up the floor from the dark and damp basement of 14 square meters. Feeling in his pocket, he couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly when he found a dollar bill and two dime coins left on his body. Other than that, all he has now is that dirty copycat Adidas tracksuit.

"What is this money for? It's not enough to even buy a bottle of dichlorvos to kill yourself. Zhang Yi pinched the change in his hand fiercely, scratched the messy hair on the top of his head twice, and looked at a pond not far away. The scenery there is good, but also inaccessible, green grass, flowers everywhere, it is a good place for birds and flowers.

"Huh? Are there really people who jump into the river to die? Seeing a middle-aged man in ragged clothes with the appearance of Hanako walking slowly towards the pond, a hint of foreboding flashed in his heart.

"Plop" sounded, and before he could move his feet to save him, a cluster of waves stirred up the boss on the water. At another look, the rickety figure disappeared on the shore, leaving only a circle of ripples sweeping towards the shore.

"Forget it, it's the same end of the world!" Gritting his teeth, Zhang Yi took off his jacket and stabbed a fierce man into the water area.

Living in the countryside, he has been accustomed to fishing in the water since he was a child, and his water nature is naturally very good. But after going deep into the pond, let alone the shadow of someone, I didn't even feel the slightest struggling throbbing.

At this moment, his body suddenly received an inexplicable lifting force from the air, and he only felt that his body was sitting on a cotton ball, and then returned to the shore. When I looked closely, my mother, there was a big man in front of him who couldn't even imagine killing him!

This person was wearing a golden sun flying dragon colorful robe, a golden crown on his head, and clusters of pearl jade curtains shining with silver light blocked his forehead, indescribably majestic. The contours on his face are angular, and there is a faint brilliance flowing between the two Xie Feijian eyebrows, which is clearly the legendary Jade Emperor's dress. When this person looked at him, his body exuded a colorful halo, like a rainbow as divine and magical.

Zhang Yi was about to speak, but the person in front of him opened his mouth first, and this opening scared him dumbfounded. "I am the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court, congratulations on passing the test." This sound makes people feel comfortable and comfortable, as if they are reflected in the warm sun, which is really pleasant.

"What? Are you the Jade Emperor? So why did you find me? Zhang Yi felt that his three views had been completely subverted. Although he is not an atheist, and he is more or less superstitious about immortals, he can't believe that the person in front of him is the Jade Emperor anyway. A stream of sweat flowed through my head, and when I touched my back again, the whole vest was soaked, and I stood sticky on my back, which was really uncomfortable.

"You are the descendant of the Zhang family for thousands of generations, and the important task of saving the fairy world can only be assisted by you. Although the magic power of the immortals is profound, there are some things that can only be done by mortals. As a reward, I will allow you to enter the Heavenly Court Ganlin Terrace and participate in the activities of the immortals grabbing red envelopes. Among them, there are many immortals such as Taishang Laojun spreading the avenue, and there are also Buddhas in the West Heaven expounding on Buddhism. You must go to the soup and fire in times of need, and do your best to help, if you hide your selfish intentions, you will be burned by the fire. In addition, I am going to promote you to the position of Overseer Dao Venerable, if there is a person within the range of the dozen immortals under your jurisdiction, you can just kick it out. I will send someone to find you at any time, and I will do as I am told. Be a good person, be as benevolent as you, and don't lose the face of my Zhang family for generations! ”

After speaking, the Golden Light Emperor turned into stars and scattered in the air, and there was no trace of it, leaving only Zhang Yi with a majestic voice.

"Damn, is it true?" Zhang Yi patted his hungry head fiercely, and after feeling that the world was spinning, he still didn't believe much about the strange scene that happened just now.

That's an immortal, he is an unlucky bastard, he can really attract an immortal to the earth, and let him do what kind of Taoist honor? Isn't that? He is not handsome, but his character is passable, can he have anything to do with the legendary Jade Emperor with these?

Thinking of this, he shrugged his shoulders indifferently. Whatever, it's not harmful anyway, it's unlucky enough now, and where can you be unlucky if you are unlucky.

After regaining his senses, he subconsciously started to warm up after swimming. This is a good habit, but he has adhered to it for more than ten years. But this shot suddenly made his heart bump like a deer. His clothes are actually dry and swishing! There was no trace of water!

Could it be? Could it be that the scene just now was not a hallucination?

Zhang Yi didn't dare to think about it anymore, so he hurriedly pulled up his feet and ran towards the place where he took off his shirt. Since the Jade Emperor said that he would give him some benefits, and said that he could grab red envelopes, then it must have nothing to do with the mobile phone.

Running to his coat and taking out his smartphone, a feeling of ecstasy being hit by a red envelope falling from the sky instantly spread in his heart.

I saw that on the originally empty mobile phone desktop, a cornucopia-like software shining with colorful divine light really appeared. And at the moment when he poked the screen with the finger of his right hand, the whole mobile phone trembled violently.

The sound of "ding" sounded in Zhang Yi's ears as if he had finished downloading something. Looking at it again, a picture of the window shaking appeared on the screen of the mobile phone, and in the upper left corner, fourteen big characters were clearly written: "Welcome to the Heavenly Court Ganlin Terrace, supervise the Dao Zun!" ”

Mythical names and colorful avatars instantly fill the screen, and there are faint signs of expansion.

Lei Gong: Why don't you see Nezha Immortal Friends coming out to make dragon tendons today, the belt of this immortal is just this kind of material.

Tota Li Heavenly King: You are a birdman, every day I ask my third prince to go to the East China Sea to slay the dragon, in the past few days, the Jade Emperor has called this king no less than ten times, saying that Ao Guang washes his face with tears every day, and wants me to discipline Nezha well.

Giant Spirit God: Don't be angry, Lei Gong is just straightforward, not trying to tease you.

Barefoot Daxian: That's right, it's also a blessing for all the immortals in our heavenly court to gather in this Ganlin Terrace, often sending out red envelopes and amusing people, don't get angry at every turn. Okay, let's send some instantaneous Baili pills to enliven the atmosphere!

A "ding" sounded, and a big red envelope with bright red light suddenly rushed onto the screen.

By the time Zhang Yi reached out and clicked on it, the following words had already appeared on the screen.

Ten instantaneous Baili pills were snatched away by Fairy Chang'e!

Three instantaneous Baili pills were snatched away by Taishang Laojun!

Eighty-seven instantaneous Baili pills were snatched away by the Dou Victory Buddha!

……

Depend on! Lao Tzu's hand speed of being single for sixteen years has not been grabbed, how can this group of immortals who have been diving be so perverted!

After cursing for a while, Zhang Yi still focused on the screen again, he didn't want to miss the next baby.

A burst of red envelopes really enlivened the atmosphere, and the chat room, which was originally full of gunpowder, suddenly became harmonious.

King Tota Li: Okay, for the sake of the immortals, this king will spare you today. If you dare to pick up Nezha to cause trouble, be careful that the four generals of the Demon Family will chop off your wings to make roasted chicken wings to eat!

Lei Gong: Hmph......

Nezha: Prince Ben is back!

Nezha's name just flashed, and I saw another immortal called "Xinglin Medical Immortal" and his avatar lit up immediately.

Xinglin Medical Fairy: I don't know if the third prince brought back those good treasures?

Nezha: I won't give it to you, the last time the dragon lung was deceived by you, this time the prince won't tell you that I brought back the dragon heart.

Xinglin Yixian: Don't be like this, believe in this immortal, I will definitely not lie to you again this time. In this way, aren't you very greedy for my Sydney Lingzhi soup, this time you will exchange it for a hundred jars, and let all the gods and goddesses testify, how about it?

Nezha: Okay, the prince counted three times and gave out red envelopes at the same time. Don't blame me for your slow hands!

Xinglin Medical Immortal: My little ancestor, what you say is what you say. Let's count!

When Zhang Yi saw this, his eyes turned red. TM's, this is something that can only be eaten by the gods in the sky, so I have to grab it.

Nezha: Three-two...... Three-two-one!

Xinglin Yixian didn't guard against Nezha's hand, and with a trembling finger, he sent out a hundred jars of Sydney pear lingzhi soup. The empty screen began to be filled with all kinds of god names again......

Nanhai Guanyin grabbed the eight altars of Sydney Lingzhi soup!

The alchemy boy of Tushi Palace grabbed the thirty-seven jars of Sydney Lingzhi soup!

Nezha grabbed five jars of Sydney pear lingzhi soup!

The superintendent made Daozun grab the ten altars of Sydney Lingzhi soup!

……

Xinglin Yixian sent a crying and mournful expression, and then began to strongly condemn Nezha.

Xinglin Yixian: Okay, you third prince, the single red envelope of the harmful Benxian has become a group red envelope, you little guy, you are really scheming. I have cheated my Hua Tuo's hundred jars of holy medicine in vain!

......

"Boom" sounded twice, and Zhang Yi's heart almost jumped out of his throat. In the blink of an eye, in the treasure bag, there were ten black jars lying there that emitted the mellow smell of Chinese medicine.

He, he actually grabbed it!!