Dustwind, can you go to my house for dinner at noon? Early in the morning, as soon as she arrived at school, Fang Biting couldn't wait to ask Chenfeng. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What if I say my sister doesn't agree with me going?" Dusty Wind said with a smile, a little bit of teasing, in fact, he talked to Fang Biting like this, all

It was because they had a good relationship, and Dusty Wind knew Fang Biting very well, so he joked with her.

Ahh I don't... You must go to my house.

Fang Biting was immediately unhappy, and played a scoundrel, sticking to the dust like a dog skin plaster.

Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go, my sister promised to let me go.

Really? Haha··· That's great. Fang Biting's temperament has become really fast, and she looked like she was about to cry when she returned her clothes just now, but now she seems to have it

The candy-eating baby immediately jumped up, jumping and screaming, indescribably how happy he was.

Fang Biting, are you crazy? Zhao Yutang on the side rolled his eyes, unable to understand this Fang Biting's mood.

You're crazy, people are happy, happy, you know? By the way, you're a cold-blooded animal and don't know how to be happy. Hey, hey...

You... Zhao Yutang was so angry that his eyes widened.

Dustwind, there is a music class this morning, have you figured out what song you want to teach your classmates to sing? Fang Biting asked.

The teacher just said that he was looking for a music representative, but he didn't say that he would let me teach. Dustwind said.

Do you still need to ask. You are the smartest student in our class, you can speak well, and you can sing naturally, and the teacher will definitely choose you.

Being able to speak doesn't mean that music is okay, so let's take a look at the situation first, maybe there are more powerful students in the class than me in this regard.

I don't believe anyone is better than you. Fang Biting said.

Thank you for thinking so highly of me, go back to class. Dusty Wind finished speaking and left.

The first class was a Chinese class, and the teacher always came on time.

Students, today the teacher came to test everyone's intelligence, you say, okay?

Okay, okay, let's ask the teacher to come up with the question.

Okay, this first question is an intelligence question, students listen well: "Mom is not at home" type, what is the word? Who knows, stand up

Answer, the time limit is three minutes, if no student can answer in three minutes, then the teacher will change the question, but the answer will not be revealed

。

Mom isn't home... Type a word... What could that be a word? The students were thinking about it one by one, and they racked their brains

juice, thinking very hard.

After about a minute, the teacher saw that no one stood up to answer, so he smiled and said, "Dustwind-san, you are the smartest student in the class."

Didn't you think about it either? ”

Thank you teacher for believing in me so much, I thought about it, but I don't want to be in the limelight anymore, I want to give other students a chance to be in the limelight. Dust wind

Stand up and answer like this.

Hehe, good, quite modest. Okay, then you just wait, and if after three minutes, there is still no student who answers correctly, then you stand up and go back

Answer.

Okay, teacher.

Teacher, I thought about it. At this time, Fang Biting stood up and said, still confident.

Okay, then what do you say?

Teacher, is "Dad".

Amount··· The reason? The teacher was embarrassed, but he couldn't help but ask the reason.

Because my mother is not at home, my father has to be at home, because my family is like this, if my mother is not at home, and my father is not here,

Then I will starve to death if I don't have anything to eat when I come back from school. Fang Biting said with a big grin.

Khan··· The dust and wind are embarrassed, where is this little girl. In fact, the teacher was even more white-eyed, and it really made people cry for such an answer

Can't laugh.

Even the other classmates were laughing, although they didn't know what the answer was, but it must not be what Fang Biting said.

It's been three minutes, and no one can answer, so you can answer. The teacher said.

Teacher, is a "female" character.

Why? The teacher asked.

Mom is not at home, this is a word split, the word Ma is composed of female characters and horses, mother is not at home, which means that the word mother removes the horse, left

Naturally, it is a female character. Dustwind replied in great detail.

Good, good, well explained, the answer is very correct. Hehe, Dusty Wind is really quick-witted, very good. The teacher's answer to the dust wind, praise

The reward does not stop.

Next question: "My sister is gone", type a word. The same is to give the students three minutes to answer, let's start.

What a mess, how do I feel headless and brainless... I'm going to go. Some students are simply confused and have no way to guess

。

Teacher, this is different from the mention just now, it is deeper than the mention just now, can you give me some hints? Some of my classmates said so.

Okay, then the teacher will give you some hints. The teacher asks you, if your sister is gone, what will be left?

My sister is gone, leaving my parents behind.

You... Rotten wood cannot be carved... The teacher was speechless with anger, so he said this.

Teacher, my sister will leave me something delicious to eat before leaving.

You know how to eat, stupid to death. The teacher was even more speechless at this student's answer.

Dustwind, this time, do you still know? The teacher asked.

Hehe, such a simple question, I naturally know. Dustwind replied with a smile.

Then tell me about it.

My sister is gone, my sister is a woman, that is to say, the word sister is separated, and the female is removed, so naturally there is only one and the word left, so the answer

Yes and word.

Okay, good, it's really Bingxue smart, it's really good to have such intelligence in the third grade.

Students, the teacher asked at the end, and everyone listened: "The teacher took the fifty-three students in the class to travel, and on the way, everyone was in a hurry."

, So the teacher took the whole class to the bathroom, and the whole class entered the bathroom, but why did the teacher find out at this time, Quan

Of the fifty-three students in the class, there are only thirty left." You say, "Why is that?"

Teacher, I know, there are students waiting outside and not coming in. A classmate rushed to answer.

All of them went to the bathroom. The teacher said.

Teacher, I know, Fang Biting stood up again.

Say it, why.

"Because some students got lost on the way.

Wrong...

Teacher, I know. At this time, Zhao Yutang stood up.

Why?

"Because the teacher is a woman, only female students can be brought into the women's restroom, and men can go into the men's restroom, so there are only three in the women's restroom

Ten female classmates".

Okay, the answer is correct. Hehe. The teacher couldn't help but laugh when he heard the correct answer.

Okay, today's intelligence test, the teacher is very happy, now let's get to the point, students, turn the seventieth page, let's pick up yesterday

lectures.

The class time always flies by, and the last class this morning was a music class, and the music teacher came and left with the students

classroom, to the music room.

Students, today the teacher wants to learn a music representative, as long as he sings well, sings well, and loves music, he can, I don't know

Dao, who can recommend themselves. The music teacher said.

I want to be a teacher. Fang Biting is always the first classmate to stand up.

Okay, then you can have a paragraph and let everyone listen to it and see if everyone agrees.

Okay, I'm going to sing you a little peasant girl, and everyone listens: "Bamboo fences, morning glories, and wild ducks in the shallow pond·····

”。

Well, it's not good, some places sing it non-standard, it's out of tune, and the lyrics are not right, not much, in general, it's okay, but, this water

If Ping wants to be a music representative, then he has to ask other students if they agree.

Teacher, I don't agree, I'll sing a part to everyone. A female classmate stood up and said.

Okay, let's do a song.

I'll give you a song "Kiss and Tears".

This female classmate sang very devotedly, and sang very well, so that the whole class secretly participated in her singing, very emotional, whether it was the lyrics

It's still a tone, and they all sing very similarly.

Good, good. After singing the song, the whole class applauded loudly and applauded very strongly.

Do any other students want to challenge Zhang Sisi?

Teacher, I'll come. A male classmate stood up, looking confident.

Okay, let's do a song.

What I'm going to sing is Xu Ruyun's "one-man show".

Although this classmate also sang well, he was still inferior to Zhang Sisi, so he failed his challenge.

Teacher, I'll come, I'll sing "Lilacs".

"You say you love lilacs the most, because your name is it, what a melancholy flower, what a sentimental person·····"

Well, singing well, can be a candidate for musical representation.

Is there anyone else who wants to challenge them?

The whole class was very enthusiastic about music and showed their talents one after another, but in the end, only Zhang Sisi and Guo Que were left.

Dustwind-san, aren't you a genius in the class, why don't you participate? The teacher asked with a smile.

Teacher, no one is omnipotent, in this regard, I think I can't compare to Zhang Sisi and Guo Que, so I won't be ugly. Dustwind said with a smile.

Well, since there are only these two people to choose from, then one is the positive representative and the other is the deputy representative. Who do you say is the right and who is the second?

Zhang Sisi··· Zhang Sisi···· There are a lot of people who support Zhang Sisi, and the teacher has no choice but to follow the wishes of the students and let Zhang Sisi be the sound

Lezheng represents.

The bell for the end of school rang again. Fang Biting is always so sunny and full of vitality. She ran to Dustwind and said, "Dustwind, go."

and go back to my house".

Ouch, is it only called Dust Wind? Don't you call me? Zhao Yutang teased.

Go away, and I won't call you. Fang Biting gave him a grimace, and Zhao Yutang was so angry that he jumped violently.

You... I'm mad at me. Zhao Yutang left first with a black face, which made a group of classmates laugh.