"How to become the most perfect vixen in history" strategy 1: Emperor Physique. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The body is the premise of everything, there are too few men in this world who appreciate inner beauty, please never expect an emperor with **3,000 beauties to patiently dig into the beautiful and noble essence of the legend through your obscene and ordinary appearance. There are only four ways to do this.

First: long-term love + God-given opportunity.

Disadvantages: You need to be close to the emperor for a long time, if you can always be by the emperor's side affectionately and unswervingly wait for him to linger in the flowers and finally look back after aesthetic fatigue, and find you without regrets, of course, at this moment, you must also insist on not being killed by the women around the emperor, and finally finally, you also have to have the physique of the Holy Mother who can endure what others can't bear, when the emperor tastes your little grass and finds that it is still a beautiful flower, tenaciously continue to wait for him to look back.

As for the God-given opportunity, it means that you need to pray day and night that the other party will encounter a palace change, or fall off a cliff, or flee with you, or even be about to die of injuries. At this time, you can give full play to your medicine or strategy, or else you are a talent in martial arts and literature, and help him wholeheartedly, of course, after the deed is completed, you must also prevent him from solving you in advance because of your high merit or deep scheming, and prevent it from happening.

Therefore, those who choose the heaven-sent opportunity to travel through the country, please pray that your emperor will never be a career-oriented.

—————————————— "Don't Laugh at My Nonsense"

"This is where you live." Mai Chun pushed open the door of the room: "You all stay well, don't lose face in the Prime Minister's Mansion." ”

"Cuihua will be your housekeeper from today onwards, remember what is the matter, ask her is. Don't say more than one word, or do one more step. Got it? "The last two words of Mai Chun are as heavy as a thousand catties.

"Understood." Ten Heads replied loudly and neatly. I have to admire that they have this ability without military training, which is really not easy.

"Cuihua Mama, these little hooves still need your good training." Mai Chunxiao carried some flattery, and when he shook hands with Cuihua Mama, a shiny golden step swayed into Cuihua's sleeve.

Cuihua Mama, who originally had a very fake smile, with a little perfunctory, can now trap a fly in the folds of her face.

The two smiled understandingly, and had a profound divine meeting between each other's hearts. They all understood each other's thoughts.

Mama Cuihua and Mai Chun, they are true love!

Haha, is this swollen possible.

Mai Chun couldn't stop nodding: Hmph, it's not a dead money-hungry person, if the princess hadn't just come, and she knew that she would have to sell face to the princess, and she didn't know, if the princess couldn't win, what would become of this guy's face!

Cuihua Mama firmly clenched Mai Chun's hand with both hands, as if she had met a comrade: Hmph, just give a golden step, the fourth-class maid next to the Jiaojiao side concubine has something. However, who knows if this princess will be favored or not. Let's not offend people just yet.

So, the two who met true love looked at each other and smiled, everything was in their hearts, and the clothes were collected, and the girls were reprimanded.

Cuihua Mama watched Mai Chun go away.

"You heard me clearly." Cuihua Mama waved her shoulders, and the fat on her face moved like a hill: "The little master I entertained, only a little more." What kind of haven't I seen, there are those who look better than the immortals, there are those who have a very good temperament, there are those who are half the masters in this house, and there are those who have been swept out of the house since then. ”

Cuihua's eyes were like fire, and she was bright: "Of course, there are also little hooves that don't know whether they are alive or dead, and they have been sold to the hook fence since then." ”

Her eyes were wide open, like brass bells. It's like a hell fire lit up – welcome to it.

"Mama, if I have too many words, I won't say anything. Anyway, you just stretch my ears and listen. I'll say this again, and I'll never say it again. If anyone violates anyone's taboo in the house, don't blame me, I didn't warn you in advance. ”

Cuihua Mama smiled at the painting beads. Huazhu shrunk his neck, and his eyes turned red again.

If Shangguan Qiu was here, he would definitely feel that this was like a new teacher in the new semester, and then they would love to say such things. Say it for 45 minutes. Die of boredom.

"Every day, I will assign tasks to you with Drunken Flower. When you don't have time, take a break. When Shen Shi, we will also give you unified training, piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Cuihua said impatiently: "I know that you have already been trained, but when you enter our palace, you must follow the rules of our palace." Don't think that if you were brought by the princess from the prime minister's palace, you are superior. ”

"You know, now, your real master is our prince." Cuihua Mama clenched her fists into the sky, looking like a two-hundred-eight lame.

"You have to keep in mind that your direct stewards are me and Drunken Flower Mama, and Mama or I still moved you." Cuihua Mama took a colorful feather duster and waved it.

For a time, chicken feathers flew wildly. Ten beads, forced to endure sneezing, dare not move. Mama Cuihua smiled triumphantly.

"The unitary time is the time when you are free. Remember that there is one place that must not be approached - that is the green bamboo forest. Cuihua said nervously, the wrinkles on her face were a little deformed. Like flattened gluten. "Otherwise, death will not be spared."

"Princess, those girls in the house have already been arranged." Mai Chun stood at the door and asked.

"Princess, sleep." Aunt Hongxue came out quietly and gently pulled the door: "Let's talk about it when the princess wakes up." Let's go to the side room and rest."

"Yes, Aunt Hongxue." Mai Chun knew about it and left with Mai Dou.

"Wow, this room is so big." Mingzhu happily ran around the room, touching east and west.

"This bed is mine, what do you move?!" Pearl grabbed the bed in the middle of the corner, pulled her quilt, and yelled at Mingzhu.

"Cut, if you don't let you touch it, you won't let it touch. What a fierce one! Mingzhu sneered and loosened the corner of the quilt, but the material of the quilt was really good and slippery.

Seeing this, the other beads hurried to grab the best bed.

Finally, the big grin at the gate is the bed in the middle, and it is an honor to be the love bead, the painting bead, and the pearl three dominate. They are the champion, the list eye, and the flower. Congratulations, sprinkle flowers.

"Sister Huazhu, your quilt is embroidered with so big red flowers, so beautiful, what kind of flower is this?" Mingzhu exclaimed with an exaggerated long mouth.

"Hillbilly, that's hillbilly." Pearl said disdainfully to the orb. "It's a shame for us in the Prime Minister's Mansion."

Baozhu and Huazhu nodded disdainfully in agreement.

"It's called the other side flower, I don't know the rest." Huazhu frowned and whispered: "I saw it in my father's "Xu Xiake's Travels" before. ”

"Wow, Sister Huazhu, you know so much." Mingzhu clapped her hands and cheered.

The three mocking "呲" sounds sounded at the same time, and there was no need to think that it was also the pearls.

At night, the Chunyang Pavilion became more and more quiet, like a house full of gold dust sprinkled in the building, but it was also silent.