A person wearing a name brand, a thick gold chain around his neck with gold teeth, and a gold diamond on his hand cry to you, poor and have no money to eat, will you believe it? I don't believe it. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Use an iPhone and a computer to tell others that you are too poor to have money to eat, will you believe it? This, believable. Because Lu Faner was in such a harsh living environment at this time.

You also know, Wanbaoshan really didn't give Lu Faner a penny, at first Lu Faner thought it was a joke, he didn't want to really give Wanbaoshan a real game, the iron rooster can drop a little rust, Wanbaoshan is an out-and-out stainless steel rooster!

As the saying goes, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain. In this desperate day, Lu Faner exerted his extraordinary ingenuity, carrying the most valuable Apple mobile phone on his body, and ran into the pawn shop, a place frequented by down-and-out children and thieves.

Lu Faner showed the mobile phone to the shopkeeper, "The shopkeeper, give a price." ”

The shopkeeper with a thief's eyebrows glanced at him, stretched out his hand and picked up his mobile phone to check, and he had a golden mouth: "Two thousand ......"

"Wow, it's so low, at least two thousand five!" Lu Faner was very dissatisfied with the unfair price, "Didn't you see that it was newly bought?" ”

The shopkeeper looked at the phone carefully, and felt that he had just bought it, and his conscience was awakened, so he gave Lu Fan Er the price he wanted, two thousand five hundred oceans, red and new. Looking at a small red grandfather, Lu Fan Er felt a lot more at ease.

Without a mobile phone, he was afraid that Wan Baoshan would inquire about the situation, so he hurriedly ran into a mobile hall, bought a mobile phone, and reissued the number, which was still the original recipe and the original taste, but the difference was that the mobile phone was replaced by a copycat mobile phone.

There is no city that cannot be attacked, and there is no peaceful relationship that is not harmonious. With the goods on our bodies, our waists will be hard, and Lu Faner decided to take the blame and invite the little witch to dinner, so that she could release her suspicions and have a good relationship with him.

After finishing these little things, Lu Fan Er hurriedly ran back to the place where the little beauty permed and dyed her hair with lightning speed.

"Damn, I'm still figuring it out. He's been out for half an hour, woman, it's trouble! Lu Faner found a place to sit in the hairdresser and watched the barber fiddle with the little witch's hair, which was extremely boring. The barbers in the shop have all kinds of hair, yellow, green, red, blue and purple, wearing tights, all of them are so thin that they may be thrown into the oil pan and fried, and they can't squeeze a few taels of oil.

"Is this what a man should be? The world is really not decent now, men are like women, women are like men, it's really ...... Fucking! ”

After waiting in the store for more than three hours, the little witch's hair was ready, and Lu Fan's second ass was sour! He was smiling, as warm as a spring breeze in March, and said to the little witch: "Can you enjoy your face, please have a meal......"

The little witch glanced at him obliquely, pouted and weighed it, as if thinking about something, and then said, "If you are willing to help me carry something, I will be willing to ......."

When Lu Fan heard this, he was overjoyed: "I thought it was something, it was a trivial matter, and serving the people has always been my purpose." ”

"Why didn't I see you carrying out your purpose when I came to school today? At that time your purpose was eaten by dogs? ”

"Isn't it true that I am also feeling deeply guilty for not helping you today, and I will punish myself for three cups and invite you to dinner."

In the "Pot Fucheng" hot pot restaurant, the little beauty ordered a lot of dishes very unceremoniously, the dishes were all spicy, the little witch ate with relish, and Lu Fan Er was too spicy, but she ate very hard. If you don't eat hard, how can you be worthy of the soldiers of the three armed forces who are about to die in his pocket?

"Little witch, rich lady, don't sympathize with the suffering of our people, and order dishes with many thieves!" Lu Fan Er looked at a table of spicy dishes and sighed, since he was a child, he knew that food was hard, and he had a reason to waste food, so he had to eat hard.

"Hey, is your name really Lu Fan'er?" The little witch's peach cheek face squirmed, and she asked lightly.

"If it's fake, it's under it," Lu Faner put down his chopsticks and drank a cup of tea to rinse his mouth.

The little witch chuckled, "I really didn't expect your parents to give you such a handsome name." ”

It's the head of the fuck who started it randomly, how could my parents give me such a big name that even the eight generations of my ancestors would be angry when they heard it? "This ...... It's our custom over there, it's easy to raise a cheap name, it's easy to raise a cheap name, do you know this? ”

The little witch smiled unexpectedly, "I really haven't heard of this." ”

Lu Faner tried to explain, "It's like many TV children called 'dog eggs' and 'dog leftovers' and the like, which is based on the custom of being cheap and easy to raise, this, understand?" ”

"I don't understand, then why don't you call Lu Gouer? This is more than Lu Fan No. 2 Middle School,"

Return Lu Gou'er, it's annoying enough for me to call Lu Fan Er, "Lu Ergou just listened!" ”

Lu Fan Er lowered his face and continued to eat, but the little witch was still studying his strange name with great interest.

"An Suzhi,...... An Suzhi," Lu Fan Er chattered and asked his question, "Why don't you have your father's surname?" ”

The little witch An Suzhi listened, but silently did not answer, and the green vegetables she chewed were snorting.

I ate for more than an hour, and I was full of wine and food. Lu Fan paid the bill, more than 800, and gnawed off almost one-third of a "love crazy" mobile phone. After that, it was a long shopping trip, and Lu Fan Er volunteered to serve the people, to be precise, to serve An Suzhi. Cosmetics, skin care products, daily necessities, products, a whole bunch of them. Let Lu Fan be lifted second-hand, put it in a bag, and carry it on his back, this An Suzhi really will not sympathize with the hard work of a model person who serves the people.

"Buying so much, will it be noticeable? What if the nearby bandits know that there is a rich man like you in our school, and they come down to rob you and kidnap you? Robbery is secondary, and I am afraid of robbery...... That's not good. Lu Faner quipped.

"What about this and that," An Suzhi gave him a blank look, "Aren't you there?" Serving the people is your purpose, and when the bandits come down, it will be the day when you can better serve the people, isn't it? ”

"Yes, yes, I wish they came down, I have a chance to save the beauty heroically, and then the beauty can't repay it, leaning over and making promises, haha......"

"It's not serious!" An Suzhi pinched Lu Fan's ribs hard, and the pain made him struggle.

"Flirting with genuine handsome guys in the downtown area, you're too unreserved, aren't you?"

"Handsome guy?" An Suzhi looked at Lu Fan Er disdainfully, "It's barely a handsome guy, but it's a pity that I'm in a hurry, and I'm at the level of an uncle." ”

"Hello uncle, many girls like uncles, especially loving uncles, can I brazenly say that I am a very loving uncle?"

"No, you can't."

"Give me a reason first."

"You can only be a lewd uncle, as soon as you come to the bandit and stick to rob and kidnap tickets, you think of robbing the color first, and you always think about heroes saving beauty, do you dare to say that you don't think crookedly? With such a distorted mind, is he still a loving uncle? ”

"Miss An's Bingxue is smart, she has insight into Lao Gu's mind at once, admire and admire ......" Lu Fan lost no time in complimenting An Suzhi.

"You boys are all fancy intestines, don't show it, sullen! Like you, it's terrifying. ”

I said so badly, "I am so sassy, I admit it, the same as the inside is not a sass, this is good, the shortcomings that can be known are not shortcomings, understand?" ”

"No matter how much you explain, you can't hide the fact that you're sassy......"

"I was originally very simple, but this world can't tolerate the existence of a simple me, so I became a coquettish, which is the same as forcing a good person to become a prostitute, but whatever you say, I know that I was once simple."

"You're so hard to die!"

"Of course, how would I have survived to the twenty-first century?"

An Suzhi was so cold by Lu Faner's words that she ignored him and just picked what she wanted to buy.

"Oh, take it," An Suzhi handed over a pack of pink squares.

Nani, is this something that a guy can take? Lu Fan Er was shocked by the items handed over by An Suzhi, and what she handed him was a pack of sanitary napkins, with three rows of red letters on it, "1 second instant suck, brand new and ultra-clean, not afraid of side leakage" shocking!

Red blood disaster, a bad thing, it is not a woman who touches it will have a blood light disaster or a bad omen, Lu Fan Er pretended not to hear An Suzhi's words.

"Hey, take it!" Ahn Suzhi raised her voice.

Lu Fan Er was taken aback, afraid that her voice would attract the attention of many others, "Is this something that someone Lu can take?" Lu Fan Er swept around like a thief, but fortunately, no one looked this way, gritted his teeth, and the ghost sent out his claws and quickly hid the bag in the bottom bag.

"It's not stealing, it's mysterious," An Suzhi said dissatisfied.

"It's more embarrassing than stealing, and if I steal, at least I won't be discovered."

"You try it secretly, the security guard won't beat you so much that you can't take care of yourself!"

"Buy your stuff, buy your stuff," Lu Fan Er urged.