Chapter 428: Bet

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Because there are too few live broadcasts like this, it's rare to encounter such a thing, and it can be said that this is the first time I've encountered it, and Crazy basically hasn't pinned anything.

In anticipation, Chen Yu and Huang Lei stepped onto the stage.

Good evening, dear friends

Chen Yu: I'm an actor from Xu! The one next to me is from Shanghai, the world's supercity.

Huang Lei: It's not that exaggerated, Shanghai is also a relatively well-developed city.

Chen Yu: My name is Chen Yu, and I am nicknamed the demon.

Huang Lei: My name is Huang Lei, and I am nicknamed the male god!

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The two cooperated very tacitly, and the throwing of one burden after another made countless audiences laugh, and the scene was even more laughing.

Ten minutes of cross talk was spent in a sea of joy.

Netizens who followed Chen Yu saw the audience laughing in a mess and said they didn't understand it, because they didn't know what was funny.

The premise of all this is because they don't know the wonderful culture of China.

However, some clips still made them laugh happily, that is, the clip of the cultural major learning the excavator, which made these foreigners laugh too.

"I have 10 million ideas in my mind about what is the sketch of Chen Yu's performance this time?! But I didn't expect him to choose cross talk, I have to admit that Chen Yu's cross talk is really good, the two of them really didn't say anything about the cooperation and lines, basically there are no jokes on the Internet, all of them are "high-quality food"!

What I didn't expect was that cross talk could be so funny, I laughed from beginning to end, I was really convinced, the prince is the prince, the demon is the demon, I obeyed! ”

"At this moment, I only want to know one thing, that is, how Chen Yu is so beneficial, what those cross talk actors who have been practicing hard for decades feel.

This is one of the funniest and most fun cross talk I've ever heard, it's great, this time Chen Yu is powerful, showing us what cross talk is, there is no vulgar clip of you slandering me and I scolding you, this can really be, this cross talk is not said, this vote is supported. ”

"Indeed, the prince's performance this time is too exciting, this burden is non-stop, my stomach cramps when I laugh, tonight's expectations are not in vain, the prince did not disappoint us, but I will look for cross talk in the future, it is so powerful, I didn't expect cross talk to be so coke."

"Yes, my wife almost had a miscarriage with laughter, but it scared me half to death, I can't let my daughter-in-law watch cross talk anymore in the future, if I really have a miscarriage, I will become a sinner in our family!"

"You almost had a miscarriage, my daughter-in-law was almost born prematurely, if you hadn't found out early and stopped the sound immediately, I guess my daughter-in-law would have laughed directly! Nima will have to pay attention in the future! ”

"6666, I didn't expect the prince's cross talk to have so many functions, it's too cola. But I like it! Ha ha! ”

"It's great, give you three hundred and sixty-five likes, support the prince, don't say anything, give him a vote!"

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"Oh, I'm laughing to death, to be honest, it's the first time I've seen Chen Yu's performance this time, there was a chance to rehearse before the live broadcast, but these two were stunned to familiarize themselves with the stage and didn't say a word.

I watched six shows just now, and I was still worried about Chen Yu, because everyone knows that cross talk in sketch cross talk is a loss.

Chen Yu and Huang Lei are singers, and of course they are now big entrepreneurs and scientists, and the iPhone launched has become a hot product that is sought after all over the world.

Now it is said that "Love Apartment" is being filmed, and now it is also at the end, and I am not afraid that the director will not be happy, can you tell me what type of "Love Apartment" is?!

Don't you know that for this show, our curiosity drives us not to think about it. Look at me! ”

Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, then looked Zhu Jun up and down and said, "Compared with last year's Spring Festival Gala, you should be fat, and if you are fat, it should be about 5 pounds!" ”

"I'll go, you can see this?!" Zhu Jun looked at Chen Yu in surprise, full of incredulity.

The audience in the audience and the audience in front of the TV were a little skeptical, but looking at Zhu Jun's appearance, it didn't look like he was joking.

"Of course, the weight and shape of your body and all kinds of exposure, let me know that your weight is about five pounds heavier than before, do you want me to tell me about your weight, let's weigh it now!" Chen Yu looked at Zhu Jun playfully and said with a smile.

"I won't believe it today, but what if you're wrong?! After all, this is a live broadcast, can't give you so much time to take care of it?! Zhu Jun said with a smile.

Suddenly, the audience was energized.

There is a look that it is not a big deal to watch the excitement.

"That's it, now it's approaching the end of the year, the Spring Festival is coming, if I lose, this year I have contracted all the railway fast food business of the Railway Bureau, and a chicken leg, a vegetarian dish, a meat dish and a box of rice, the price is only five yuan. I'll make up all the money I lost. Of course, the premise is that the boss of the railroad agrees with me to do so!

If the railroad bigwigs do not agree with me to interfere with their business, I can only retreat to the second, this year's Spring Festival into the lunar month of the fifteenth day of the lunar month to the fifteenth day of the New Year, all the express delivery sent home including native products, quilts, pots and spoons, etc., all free, as long as you take your ID card or household registration booklet, in Yousuda or I look at the express delivery companies that can meet my requirements in terms of reputation and efficiency.

All the couriers delivered are free of charge, but only for these things, of course, a person's carrying things can not be unlimited, according to normal estimates, the final does not exceed 80KG, and the volume does not exceed two cubic meters. Because this weight and volume have basically reached the maximum level that an individual can take home by train or car. It can make everyone who goes home easy and comfortable to travel home. It is not better than carrying it in a large bag. Chen Yu thought for a while and said.

As soon as Chen Yu's promise fell, it immediately won the applause of hundreds of millions of people.

Everyone knows that it is not easy to go home during the Spring Festival.

It's not easy to eat a hot meal, but it's not worth it or reluctant to give up the fast food on the train.

Because the low-level migrant workers who go out to work cherish every penny they earn.

Chen Yu's trick couldn't be better, because the five-yuan lunch box had a chicken leg in it, a meat dish and a vegetarian dish, which was definitely a loss-making business.

And how many people go home during the Spring Festival, and how much does Chen Yu lose?! Anyway, if it is really implemented, then Chen Yu's loss will definitely not be less than 500 million.