Flower girl, where to go! Lu Fan Er had the heart to talk to Hua Min for a few words, and was about to walk over, but he heard the head teacher Zheng shouting: "All line up, the soldiers are here......"

The soldier is coming? shouted like a devil entering the village, this Lord Zheng ...... Lu Fan Er stopped the idea of going to talk to Hua Min for a few words, and stood quietly in place, waiting for the upcoming instructor to review. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

A platoon of instructors walked side by side from the entrance to the playground, stopped in an open area, listened to something from a guy with a higher rank, and then dispersed. Lu Fan Er wanted to see what level the speaker was, the distance was too far, and the epaulettes were too small, so he ran away after being dispersed.

After a while, a "soldier" came running in front of the middle of the class, standing upright in front of their class, and then one turned to the left and said, "Well, it must be our beloved instructor in the accounting (3) class." Lu Fan thought twice.

The instructor began to speak to the class he was going to teach, and Lu Fan Er looked over his shoulder, two turns, he was a senior soldier; Look at the two arms, there is no armband, and it may not be possible to make trouble with him Lu Fan'er in the same military region.

Instructor Xu first told the class about the content of military training, and Lu Faner learned from his self-introduction that his surname was Xu. The content of military training is nothing more than the most basic actions of the army, such as taking a break, standing upright, straddling, stopping and turning the method, etc., these actions are insignificant to Lu Faner, and he can do it very well even if he closes his eyes.

Although it was very simple, Instructor Xu was still very patient in explaining to the students the problems that need to be paid attention to in each movement. Haven't all these basic movements been taught in middle and high school? It's a pig that won't forget, there is no need to be so careful, Lu Fan Er thought.

Standing in a military posture, in less than half an hour, someone fainted, it was a girl in the class that Lu Fan Er didn't know. This physique, dare not compliment, this is a well-known university in China, those who can be admitted must be very hard to study, and they will spend a lot of time and energy to study very hard, because learning takes up most of the time and energy, and it is understandable that the physique is not good. It is said that the current education is very sad, generally attaches importance to intellectual education, ignores sports, and every school is still unashamed to shout slogans to the outside world, moral, intellectual, and physical all-round development!

A few days ago, Lu Faner saw in the newspaper that a doctoral student beat his mother, and he was able to get a doctorate, which shows that intellectual education is very successful, and beating his mother also shows how failed moral education is. He deliberately looked at the great doctoral student in the newspaper, a match-like one, and he made a few of these fellows more than enough with one hand. Intellectual education determines a person by scores, depriving them of enthusiasm for learning, how high the scores are but the skin, and the greatest sorrow is the loss of morality. A person, no matter how highly educated, has no basic moral bottom line, and there is a waste of firewood, Lu Fan Er he thinks.

"Ah, this classmate, you come out and show everyone," Instructor Xu pointed to Lu Fan Er and told him to come out of the ranks.

Lu Fan Er walked out in a woody manner, Instructor Xu walked a few steps towards him, and said to the class: "Notice no, this is the standard action......

How many years have you been doing these actions? If you don't have to drag the head out and shoot it early, how can you repeat these boring actions for you moths here, Lu Fan Er secretly sneered.

Instructor Xu asked him his name and surname, and he replied solemnly: "Report to the instructor, my name is Lu Fan'er!" His voice was like a bell, causing the low-laughing guys in the class who were close to each other to laugh, Instructor Xu couldn't hold back, laughed on the ground, and then tried his best not to laugh.

Damn, if you want to be in the army, dare to laugh at me, I won't give you small shoes to wear! Longyou was played by shrimp in shallow water, and the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, let's go, I will return to the army one day, don't let me see you. Lu Fan Er saw that the instructor was laughing at him, and he was a little unhappy.

"Next, Lu Fan Er will demonstrate to you, everyone applauds and encourages," Instructor Xu said, followed by a burst of applause.

Lu Fan Er demonstrated it easily, and when he finished the demonstration, Instructor Xu said to him: "I wonder if you have ever been a soldier...... It's much better than our standards. And he was called into the ranks.

"See?" Instructor Xu raised his voice, "Be like Lu Fan Er!" ”

"Report," a voice came from the person, and Lu Fan Er didn't need to look back to know that it was the voice of the little witch.

"Speak!" The instructor shouted.

"If it's like Lu Fan'er, there won't be many serious people in the world." An Suzhi said unhurriedly, her words were like a breeze, blowing through the dull class, bringing a burst of laughter.

"The little witch is making things difficult for me everywhere, if it weren't for my good character and the heart of pity and cherishing the jade, I would have slapped her a few times in the morning." Lu Fan Er saw An Suzhi come out to make trouble again, and resisted his determination to subdue the demons.

"I mean to act like him, not to make you like his virtues," Instructor Xu corrected An Suzhi's distorted thoughts.

Like what's wrong with my virtues? It's good, Lu Fan Er thought to himself, everyone is like me, the world is peaceful, laughing, singing and dancing everywhere is better!? But when it comes to my bird name and habit of committing two crimes, it can indeed cause a lot of laughter, and the world laughs at me for being crazy, so that the world laughs until it laughs crazy...... Since it's a joke, you should add some laughter to the world, so why not be a joke yourself? In short, let them laugh until they are crazy if they want to.

The weather was hot and dull, and many girls in the rest room bluntly said that they couldn't stand it, Lu Fan Er shook his head when he saw it, and he couldn't stand it all of a sudden, this physique was ...... How can you stand the rest of the military training journey? Come to think of it, they are girls, and it is understandable. He looked down at the fat beauty, who was sweaty, her face was flushed, and she was fanning the wind with her hands with her back to the sun. Zhou Zhicheng raced against time to develop with that girl during his break, do you want to take the road of sustainable development or eat fast food? It is not yet known. He swept the whole class, but he didn't see An Suzhi, his heart lifted for a moment, and then looked closely, Hua Min and the Sichuan hot girls disappeared at the same time, and he calmed down a little, maybe they went to the toilet together or what were they doing, he guessed. If he didn't see An Suzhi alone, he would go crazy.

After about a few minutes, as he looked around, An Suzhi and Hua Min appeared from the corner of a building, carrying a plastic bag in their hands and a bottle of water in one hand and talking to the people next to them as they walked. When Lu Fan saw it, he felt a lot more at ease, and he was unhappy in his heart, this guy only cares about being happy, I don't know that Lao Tzu is a little worried about his safety, damn!

An Suzhi handed Instructor Xu a bottle of water from the plastic bag, and the instructor smiled: "Want to bribe to extend the rest time?" He waved his hand again and said, "No need." An Suzhi handed over the hand but refused to put it down, Instructor Xu was stunned and didn't answer, and when he saw An Suzhi insisting on giving, he went out of hiding.

Lu Faner smiled secretly in his heart, our People's Liberation Army does not take a stitch from the masses......

When An Suzhi saw Instructor Xu walking away, she gave up, turned to Lu Faner, silently took out a bottle of water from the bag, and handed it to him.

Unexpectedly flattered, Lu Faner looked at An Suzhi and thought, "This guy is stupid by today's hot weather?" Stupid enough that conscience has found out? After my conscience found out, I felt guilty that I was too good to her, and she wanted to be kind to me to make up for what I didn't do to me in the past? ”

"Before I went on a mission, the boss told me to forget who I used to be. Since I have forgotten my identity, the "stitches and threads" of the masses at this time can be taken out, not to mention that the little witch is a landlord's wife! Don't take it for nothing. Lu Fan didn't care about pretending to be reserved, took the Coke from An Suzhi's hand, and a burst of gratitude arose in his heart, the love between the military and the people was stronger than water, unity and friendship, a family, a family~~~ He unscrewed the cap, and the bottle spewed out a ball of gas, and a ball of foam seeped out of the mouth of the bottle. Seeing the coffee-colored foam, this reminded Lu Faner of the scene of someone being poisoned in the TV series, at the moment of swallowing, a mouthful of white foam slowly oozed out of his mouth, and he said another sentence with difficulty, "You ......, you actually poisoned ......" and then tilted his head, and died of death.

"The little witch will bring me water today? Could it be that there is another conspiracy? Lu Fan Er didn't drink the water immediately, and after thinking about it for a while, he still couldn't think of a single reason why An Suzhi sent him water.

"If it's not a conscience, it's a big conspiracy, but I can't guess it yet. I didn't want the little witch to appear in front of me with a hideous smile when I knew the truth, and I lay on the ground, convulsing in pain, white or brown foam constantly gushing out of my mouth, I raised my head with difficulty, and said unwillingly, 'How can you ...... me like this?' Ah, what a miserable death if that were the case! Thinking of this, Lu Fan Er didn't dare to drink the Coke soda given to him by the little witch.

He was hesitating whether to drink it or not, and An Suzhi also gave a bottle each to the fat beauty and Zhou Zhicheng, which was a fruit orange, and only he was a coke, which had to make him suspicious. He and An Suzhi don't have much hatred, but they smashed her shoes a few days ago, and in the fighting match, they only caught her, so it stands to reason that there is no reason to give him a bottle of Coke with poisonous rats, right?

The fat beauty and Zhou Zhicheng drank, Lu Fan Er swallowed his saliva, and silently said: Death and life have life, wealth is in the sky, death and death! Gurting a bottle of Coke and drinking it all, he stroked his stomach a few times and burped.

A slender jade hand holding a bottle of Coke appeared in front of him again, Lu Faner turned his head, and An Suzhi handed it over, "Is there another bottle of Coke on the lid of the bottle of Coke I drank just now?" Or do you think that the dose of one bottle of poison is not enough for me to have a seizure and die, and another bottle to poison me? Lu Fan'er's hand was taken by the ghost, "Am I really willing to poison me?" He looked at An Suzhi, her white and translucent face was calm, the kind of calm that poisoned people and did not pay for their lives.

I heard many people say that Coke kills sperm, but I don't know if it's true. There are clouds in traditional Chinese medicine: the strong are strong, the weak are sick, the young are old, and the exhausted are dead. After today's military training, I am still in high spirits, full of blood and energy, is it two cans of Coke that make me excited or is the essence in my body poisoned, let me be excited first, and then play a sudden power off euthanasia? Death and life, overnight, survival can be done, death can't be stopped. It's simple if you don't want to give birth, a bottle of water, a box of sleeping pills, thinking about the contradiction for a long time, gritting your teeth ruthlessly, stomping your feet, swallowing it all, stretching your legs, staring, and playing. I forgot to take sleeping pills, so I had to avoid stretching my legs and staring, and I just had a good night's sleep. I want to die, how simple and clear!

Grandpa, what do you want to do with these dead and alive things? Is this a brain pump?! Lu Fan Er simply didn't want to.

Lu Fan went back to the dormitory and took a cold shower, yes, he needed to calm down. After taking a cold shower, it was very comfortable, it was still early to watch the meal, and I went to bed and rolled the sheets to grab a novel by Zhicheng this week to flip through it. After flipping through the pages, he looked stunned, so he threw the book back to Zhou Zhicheng's kennel, rolled out of bed, put on a very sexy beach pants, and walked out of the door to the balcony for a stroll with a cigarette in his mouth.

didn't want to go out and met An Suzhi, Lu Faner politely showed her a charming smile, she didn't bird him, he didn't care, and then floated to the balcony by himself~~~~