Chapter 2 Little brother, you have a bloody disaster
After Lu Chen ran away, he came back in about thirty seconds, and at this time there was an extra bottle of Master Kong's mineral water in his hand. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
It turned out that he was not running away, but went to buy water.
"Old man, you drink saliva and see if you can get along with it," Lu Chen opened the bottle cap and slowly poured the water into the old Taoist's mouth.
After a while, the old Taoist priest stopped choking, and his complexion returned to normal, Lu Chen sat on the ground, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, fortunately, it was just a false alarm.
"Originally, I shouldn't be in charge of the affairs of the world, and I should go with the flow, but after eating your steamed buns today, I have accepted the grace of this steamed buns, and I will give you a blessing," the old Taoist priest suddenly changed into the bone fairy style, and said with a mysterious face.
"Old man, I don't want any luck or anything, you're so old, let's go home and rest," Lu Chen was a little speechless, and the person was just fine, and he started to pretend to be forked again.
The old Taoist priest shook his head and said solemnly: "I just deliberately tested the little brother just now, and now I am sure that you have a good character, this blessing should be given, you must accept it today, otherwise it will be difficult to see the sunrise tomorrow," the old Taoist priest's face was slightly solemn.
Lu Chen was not happy when he heard it, and muttered in his heart, this old man's face turned the color of pig liver just now, and he jumped up, and said angrily: "I said old man, I just helped you just now, you can't curse me, right?" ”
"No, how can the old Tao deceive people, I see that your Yin Tang is black, and the yin qi in your eyebrows is gathered, this is a sign of great evil, there will definitely be a bloody disaster, at least a whine, or a miserable death." The old Taoist priest said in an unquestioning tone.
Lu Chen made a gesture of rolling up his sleeves, but he was wearing short sleeves, he couldn't pull them up, and he was slightly embarrassed, but it didn't matter, Lu Chen said viciously: "Old man, don't think I'm a bully, don't talk nonsense, my unicorn arm has begun to ache faintly." “
Lu Chen's temper is actually quite good, but in front of him, the old Taoist priest actually cursed him like this, it was really unbearable for uncle and sister-in-law. “
"Little brother, don't be excited," the old Taoist priest dissuaded, and then, as if playing a trick, he took out a palm-sized yellow talisman and a cyan jade slip with two fingers together.
The yellow talisman was depicted with golden-red mystical diagrams, just like ghost talismans. As for the jade slip, the material looks like jade, but if you look closely, it looks like a stone, and there are also strange patterns on it.
"These two things are given to you, whether you can spend tonight depends on whether you are destined or not," the old Taoist priest's old face flashed with a hint of color.
Lu Chenhu was suspicious, seeing this old way's look, it didn't seem like he was fooling, if it was really a fool, then this old way's acting skills were too superb, and he was directly crowned the Best Academy Award.
The old Taoist priest said solemnly: "If this talisman can relieve you of the danger, it is the best, if not, you pierce the heart, drop a drop of blood on this jade slip, and you will know how to do it when the time comes, this jade slip is the product of super technology and Taoist metaphysics, but unfortunately it is not perfect, it is best not to use it until the last resort." Also, remember not to watch that kind of film at night, otherwise it will attract evil things. ”
Lu Chen subconsciously asked, "What kind of film can't you watch?" ”
The old Taoist priest squeezed his eyebrows and said, "That's the kind of ...... you know."
Lu Chen: "......"
Lao Dao gently patted Lu Chen's shoulder and sighed: "Little brother, do it yourself, I hope you can survive this catastrophe." “
This old way is true, Lu Chen half-believed, the things of ghosts and gods are passed on by word of mouth, even if you don't believe it, you will still panic after hearing too much, at this moment, the scorching sun is in the sky, Lu Chen suddenly has a chill on his back, the hairs on his whole body stand upside down, and he can't speak for a while.
However, Lu Chen still nodded, maybe he really met a master, the old Taoist priest seemed to be very pleased, nodded with a smile, and the appearance of a master outside the world was incisive.
"The chengguan is here, the chengguan is here."
Suddenly, an extremely sharp cry spread throughout the small road, followed by the strange sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping.
As soon as he heard this, the old Taoist priest Gu Jing Wubo's face suddenly turned colorless, and his face was like a soul flying into the sky.
I saw that he suddenly panicked and rolled up the things on his floor, and after three seconds, he packed all the things on the ground and carried them behind his back, this action has not been practiced hundreds of times, and he will never be so proficient.
Before leaving, Lao Dao faintly said: "Little brother, goodbye." ”
"As soon as I heard that the chengguan was coming, I ran faster than a mouse, and it was clearly an old fritter who was mixed in the rivers and lakes...... "Lu Chen's face suddenly looked as ugly as if he had been slapped a few times.
"Am I mentally retarded? I actually believed him just now. Lu Chen exhaled, and he was still "Tucson pattern broken".
Lu Chen was thinking like this, and everywhere he looked, a vote of uniformed chengguan was like a tiger entering a flock of sheep, and cabbage, carrots, and eggs were flying everywhere, and the scene was particularly chaotic.
Seeing this, Lu Chen put away the black cloth spread on the ground, pulled out his feet and ran.
In Mr. Jin's novel The Legend of the Condor Heroes, the Seven Monsters of Jiangnan taught Guo Jing to run away if he couldn't beat him, and Lu Chen's situation was somewhat similar at the moment, which is still very reasonable.
And the next afternoon, Lu Chen wanted to go to other alleys and roads to set up stalls, and I don't know if it was a big sweep of the city management today, almost all of which were scenes of chickens flying and eggs, and after a busy afternoon, Lu Chen didn't make a dime, and his leg almost broke off.
The Sun Father-in-law stopped his whipping of the Earth Sister and gradually set from the west, and night gradually fell, giving a respite to those who had worked hard during the day.
Lu Chen returned to the small apartment he rented.
In a small room of more than ten square meters, there is a small bed, a small desk and a cloth wardrobe with iron brackets, and there is not much room for others, and the open space left is only for one person to pass.
This is where Lu Chen lives, with a rent of 300 yuan a month, free water, electricity and wireless internet.
As soon as Lu Chen entered the house, he took off his shorts and short sleeves, and turned on the low-power louver fan, the fan seemed to be sick, and the wind blew weakly on Lu Chen's body, and he didn't feel anything at all.
This small fan has been used for a few years, and the wind is not as strong as before, and this is still brought out by Lu Chen from the school.
Lu Chen carefully took out the laptop hidden under the bed and put it on the desk, this is the only thing that Lu Chen is only valuable, this small apartment is not very anti-theft, the walls of this small square meter room are separated by partitions, and the strength can be kicked through, so the notebook is hidden in this hidden place under the bed.
Lu Chen turned on the computer, waiting for the time to turn on, he took out a pack of instant noodles and washed it with hot water, this is today's dinner.
The computer was started, Lu Chen clicked with the mouse, and went to the post bar to take a turn when he was bored, the hot spots on the homepage were some celebrity scandals and gossip and the like, Lu Chen was not interested in these, so he casually entered a hot novel post bar and clicked on a top message.
"Super weird incident, the couple in the park hand-to-hand combat was both killed, the death was terrifying, and it was inhuman." Lu Chen read slowly, and some photos were attached under the title, the location seemed to be in the park, and two people on the bench were lying in a strange posture, the reason why it was weird was because normal people couldn't pose like that. Their faces and key parts were mosaiced, but they should be naked, judging from the discarded short-sleeved, skirts, panties, etc. next to the bench, the skin exposed by the two in the picture is a terrible person, the skin is gray and blue, and the arms and thighs are like skin wrapped in bones, very dry, and at first glance it looks like a mummy.
Lu Chen glanced at it a few times, and an uncomfortable feeling surged in his heart, these news on the Internet are true and false, believe it or not, but Lu Chen doesn't believe it, unless he sees it with his own eyes.
However, this kind of thing Lu Chen never wants to see.
Lu Chen continued to browse down and look at the comments, sometimes the message is not the key, the highlight is in the comments.
1st floor: "Sofa, sofa, I'm the first, which city did this happen in?" Really? ”
2nd floor: The 1st floor is my son.
3rd floor: 1st floor is my grandson.
2nd floor reply 3rd floor: Lao Tzu R your sister.
1st floor reply 2nd and 3rd floors: I'm your sister.
4th floor: Upstairs incest, I've called the police, get ready to accept sanctions!
5th floor: The landlord has a large water ratio, and at a glance he knows that it is fake, and he has a water experience.
6th Floor: It's not fake, this is what happened in Xiangjiang Tianlu Park, a very strange event. Plus, the upstairs is full of retards! Identification done!
The 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, and 5th floors greet the women of the 6th floor at the same time......
7th Floor: I'm here to read the comments.
8th Floor: Downstairs, call Dad!
9th Floor: Wow! Barking! Woo Woo Woo Woo ......
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