Tang Seng frowned and said, "What's the danger?" ”

Monk Sha solemnly pointed to the tall twin peaks on Yang Chong's chest, and said loudly: "Master, I suspect that this benefactor has a murder weapon hidden on his chest, you can step back for the time being, and I will search your body for you!" ”

Tang Seng kicked him away: "Get out of your mother's ass, if you want to search, Lao Tzu will search it!" ”

After speaking, he smiled and opened his hands, approaching Yang Chong's delicate body step by step: "Little lady, don't you run......"

Yang Chong then slapped Tang Seng in the face: "Get out, you are really shameless!" ”

Tang Seng covered his face and immediately retorted: "Nonsense, such a handsome face, how can I be reluctant to do it!" ”

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Monk Sha also laughed, and gave a thumbs up to Tang Seng: "Master is Master, it's so humorous!" ”

Seeing that the weather was getting hotter and hotter, Tang Seng invited Yang Chong to sit down and rest. Yang Chong pretended to be shy, but he sat next to Tang Seng, and inadvertently shook a burst of fragrant wind into his nose, and Old Tang's expression was as comfortable as if he had inhaled ****.

Yang Chong lifted the lid of the rice bucket and said, "There is a rice bucket here......

Zhu Bajie thought he was talking about him, but he was immediately unhappy: "Who are you scolding?" ”

Yang Chong hurriedly waved his hand: "I didn't mean that, I mean the rice bucket is here......"

Zhu Bajie stood up angrily: "You still say? ”

Yang Chong looked at his ugly pig face, and there was still unfinished boogers in his nostrils, and he was about to cry in fright: "I didn't say you were a rice bucket, I said that the rice bucket is by my side......"

Zhu Bajie was annoyed: "Why don't I just get a little fatter, so you have to scold me?" Who did I recruit and who did I mess with? ”

Yang Chong hurriedly lifted the rice bucket and pointed at it and said, "I mean, I took a rice bucket and let you eat!" ”

Zhu Bajie understood: "Oh, so that's the case, you said it earlier!" ”

Yang Chong's face had an unloveless expression, could it be that the reflex nerves of pigs are really a little longer than normal humans?

He served a bowl of rice to Tang Seng, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk, and while the three of them were chatting and farting without paying attention, he very secretly deducted some sweat medicine hidden in his fingernails when serving the meal, and quietly mixed it into the three bowls of rice.

He let out a smug laugh.

Zhu Bajie hummed and ate, looked up and asked him, "What are you laughing at?" ”

Seeing that the three of them had finished eating, Yang Chong simply stopped pretending and sneered: "Hmph, you're finished!" ”

Zhu Bajie said strangely: "What do you say?" ”

Yang Chong said: "I put sweat medicine in your rice. ”

Tang Sanzang said in disbelief: "Why are you drugged? ”

Monk Sha's eyes flickered, as if he understood the details, so he explained to Tang Seng: "Master, I think this benefactor must be greedy for your beauty, so he wants to poison you and rape you before killing you." ”

Tang Sanzang was so frightened that he hurriedly hugged his body and looked at Yang Chong: "Why are you so rude?" If you had said earlier, I could have sacrificed my hue. The Buddha said, "If I don't go to hell, whoever goes to hell." The poor monk has already made plans to dedicate himself, so why should you be rude? ”

However, Yang rushed up with a mouthful.

Tang Seng turned around twice on the spot.

"You talk a lot of nonsense." Yang Chong said in annoyance.

"If you don't agree with each other, you still have the morality of the rivers and lakes?" Tang Seng said angrily, "Don't you know that poor monks eat with their faces?" If such a handsome face is damaged, where will the goblin take a fancy to me on the way to learn the scriptures in the future? ”

"Let's be honest, I'm a goblin." Yang Chong said, "And it's the spider spirit of the Pansi Cave." ”

"Huh?" This is Tang Sanzang's voice.

"Huh?" This is the voice of the sand monk.

"Oh." This is Zhu Bajie's voice, "I have seen it a long time ago." ”

Yang Chong was a little curious: "How do you see it?" ”

Zhu Bajie's eyes showed a completely different wisdom from usual, at this time he was like Sherlock Holmes possessed, for hundreds of millions of years, all detective cells have blossomed and borne fruit in his body, blooming with wit. His wit comes from the winds of the Pacific Ocean, from the dense forests of the North China Plain, and from the thousand-year-old ice of the Himalayas.

He touched his nose as dashing as Chu Liuxiang.

Then it was buckled to a ball of boogers.

Damn, it's a little embarrassing.

Forget it, this scene is cut.

"As we all know, in the past, I was the Marshal of Tianpeng who was in charge of the 100,000 naval army of the Heavenly Court, and as a qualified general of the Divine Realm, in my daily life, I was extremely good at deducing grand events through small details. For example, from a piece of on the road for no reason, I can deduce the activity of sunspots; For another example, from the steps of a female benefactor, I can deduce whether she is a virgin or not...... Uh, I don't think that's what I should have said! ”

"Moving on, you have three doubts."

Zhu Bajie swore solemnly: "First, this is a deep mountain, inaccessible, only monsters haunt, but you appeared." Second, normal humans don't put salt in making rice, but you do. Thirdly, the way you walk is very unnatural, which usually happens to youkai who have just learned to transform into a human form. ”

After listening to Zhu Bajie's inference, Yang Chong nodded convincingly: "Well, yes, you did observe very carefully, I was careless." ”

Zhu Bajie shook his finger and said, "No, no, no, I haven't said the most important thing yet." ”

Having said this, Yang Chong's impression of Zhu Bajie has changed greatly, and his admiration is like a surging river, he never expected this pig to be so unfathomable.

I only heard Zhu Bajie groan: "Actually, there is already an answer written on the back of your clothes." ”

Yang Chong turned his head curiously, but he couldn't see behind his clothes.

Tang San hid beside him and pretended to be profound: "Donor, since you can't see it, why don't you take off your clothes and take a look?" ”

Monk Sha echoed: "That's right, that's right, after taking off your clothes, you see what you want to see, and we also see what we want to see, so wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone." ”

"Stinky rascal!" Yang Chong scolded them.

"Donor, please don't slander us, although we are hooligans, we don't stink." Tang Seng said lightly.

Oh my god, is this thing hiding a machine gun in its mouth?

rambling and too lazy to pay attention to him.

Yang Chong pulled the clothes over, wanting to see what flaws were on the clothes behind him. But when he saw it, he was instantly angry.

Because there is a logo painted on the clothes.

The logo reads: "Produced by Pansi Cave." ”

Grass, isn't this a pit for me?

Have any of you ever seen a robber with "I am a robber" written on his clothes?

Alas, blame me, blame me, I just crossed over to the spider spirit today, and I came out in a hurry without even sorting out these details, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's wit, this mission would have failed.

"What if you see I'm a spider spirit? Haven't you been hit by my sweat medicine yet? ”