Chapter 58: Tao Girl
58, Tao Girl
Zhang Xiaoqiang ran to find Chunxiang to help make a cameo appearance as a Taobao girl, Chunxiang pouted and opened her mouth The boss was unhappy: "Annoyed, annoyed, we have a nest of rats in our house, I didn't sleep well all night last night, Xiaoqiang, you know my character, I don't like to show up, if netizens all over the country know my appearance and come to our village to find me, I don't feel annoyed, if it's some male netizens, won't you be jealous, what if I meet a few local tyrants and I run away with others?" ”
"Haruka, if you run away, I promise not to chase you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info can't you help with this? Anyway, you don't have anything to do when you're idle at home, so let's make Taobao models for our village's agricultural products first, East Girl, you, the image spokesperson of Jintang Village, can take up your post in advance. Zhang Xiaoqiang said with a smile.
"It's okay to do you a favor, but there are a few conditions you have to promise me, first, you have to buy me a computer, second, you can help me decorate my room first, the whole can at least flush, can wash the bathroom with a shower, third, you let me be a model, but I have to have a few decent clothes to change, and you have to underwrite me for any cosmetics or whatever, fourth, by the way, no face, no flesh, my good figure and pretty face will always be only for you to see, what else, Let me think about it again. ”
"Meat doesn't need to be exposed, we are selling flowers, vegetables and agricultural products, not meat, but our faces must be exposed, otherwise why would those otaku and otaku come to our store, just to see the beauties." There is no way, agriculture must also keep pace with the times, closely combined with the eyeball economy, beauty economy, and Internet celebrity economy, haha, Chunxiang, if you become an Internet celebrity one day, I will register a brokerage company for you, and tailor some fashion blockbusters, micro movies, and MVs for you, so that you will be popular with half the sky, more popular than that Sister Feng and Sister Furong. Zhang Xiaoqiang really couldn't help but want to laugh.
Chunxiang pinched him hard: "Am I so ugly if I line me up with Sister Feng and Sister Furong?" Why are you men like this, you don't care about the fat sheep in your hands, and the last one, from now on, you are not allowed to look at those beauties, ask me to be a model for you, and don't take me to buy clothes? ”
This Chunxiang is very reserved and quiet in front of others, and she shows her hot side in front of me Zhang Xiaoqiang, which makes Zhang Xiaoqiang feel very useful. But after a few days of getting along, this Chunxiang wants to keep me Zhang Xiaoqiang firmly in charge, which makes me feel a little unhappy, my wife may only find one, but this is in love, girlfriend, it doesn't hurt to have a few more, Zhang Xiaoqiang, you are too greedy, how can you have this kind of thought?
Charm, charm do you understand?
Alas, there is no way, this is not only a common problem of men, but also the root of men's inferiority, I can't hold it when I see a beautiful woman, but I still admire myself, you see that Cuihua's sister-in-law personally sent it to the door, I sternly refused. I, Zhang Xiaoqiang, are very principled.
"I'm going to the county seat to sell vegetables and buy flower pots, Chunxiang, I can promise you any reasonable conditions you mention, my magic fruit bonsai has been sold in a pot, guess how much it was sold?"
"A pot of flowers can be sold for a hundred yuan, you still have to give people free shipping, you think that if you set the price to the sky, people will take you."
"Love for a long time, twelve thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine pieces. One bonsai can be exchanged for two of the highest-end Lenovo all-in-one machines. ”
"Men become bad when they have money, Xiaoqiang, since I have given you all the most precious things for women, bring them, from now on you must take care of your money for me."
"I haven't sent the goods to anyone yet, and they haven't confirmed the payment anywhere, and this money is still lying on Ma Yun's account to earn interest on him, so Ma Yun is amazing, I am determined to surpass him, Chunxiang, you women know how to contribute to Ma Yun with money, you don't have me to manage money, and this money can't be spent indiscriminately, you must systematically plan to make investments, and make more money with money. Haruka, did you give me the most precious thing like you? How come I didn't know at all? ”
"I hate it, I asked knowingly. If you dare to let me down in this life, I will throw you into the dark river and feed the king. ”
"Chunxiang, why are you mentioning this again, has Liu Hu ever come to your father, if he dares to come and ask for money, you tell me, I have to let him crawl back." Zhang Xiaoqiang was still smiling just now, but now he suddenly turned black and his eyes showed a fierce light, and his face was a little scary.
"Xiaoqiang, I just want to live a dull and indisputable life with you, Liu Hu and these people are deadly bastards, willing to gamble and lose, my dad lost money in betting, I am willing to pay him back, don't you provoke them, okay, I'm afraid of losing you, without you, what will I do in the future, what should we do if we have a child?"
"Chunxiang, you are too timid, this time and that time, I am not the same person I used to be, even if ten Liu Hu come and bring a thousand people over, how can I be afraid of him. This kind of scum is simply polluting people's eyes in the world, and I have zero tolerance for any scum. Zhang Xiaoqiang looked indignant.
"Xiaoqiang, I beg you not to cause trouble for me again, okay, whatever you want me to do, as long as it doesn't break the law, I can promise you."
Zhang Xiaoqiang suddenly laughed: "Then why are you still asking me so much?" You wait for me, I'll go home and pull up the vegetables and drive the tricycle over. ”
On the way, I bumped into Cuihua's sister-in-law, my eyes involuntarily looked at her chest, and Cuihua's face was red, and she asked, "Xiaoqiang, are you going to the county seat to deliver food again?" If it's convenient, please help me bring two loads of toilet paper back. I'll give you the money. Sister-in-law Cuihua said that she was going to take money out of her pocket.
"No, no, sister-in-law, two mentions of toilet paper are not worth anything, is there anything else to buy? It's not easy for you to take the baby to the county seat of the town, oh, by the way, sister-in-law, was that radish delicious last night? Zhang Xiaoqiang ate two radishes by himself, and his swollen chest was reduced, and he wondered why this Cuihua sister-in-law didn't have any effect after eating it? So I asked.
Sister-in-law Cuihua's face turned even redder with shame, her hands and feet shook slightly, and she said with an embarrassed expression: "Xiaoqiang, the radish you gave to your sister-in-law is very, very delicious, and my sister-in-law is reluctant to eat it at one time, so keep it and eat it slowly." I still have to feed the pigs, so I'll go back first. Sister-in-law Cuihua ran away quickly.
Isn't it just a radish, but this radish is indeed not ordinary, it is a green and jade-like sand nest radish, and it is a sand nest radish with spiritual power, but there is no need to be reluctant to eat it, I really don't understand this Cuihua sister-in-law, but Brother Guangshun has been away from home for many years, and Cuihua's sister-in-law is not bad, it is the age of a wolf and a tiger, and this day is indeed a little tormenting.
Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't think much about it, the rural people are very simple, you people in the city love to think nonsense, and if you think crookedly, it is your thinking that is not right.
Zhang Xiaoqiang doesn't like to accompany women shopping, this process is really torturous, whether to buy things or not, women always like to shop in every street, Chunxiang is no exception, to make the product sell well, this packaging can not be saved, Zhang Xiaoqiang now sees hope, so spending money also seems generous.
It is also appropriate to buy a few decent clothes for Chunxiang, a Tao girl, which is not called waste, but investment.