Chapter 16: The Antidote (2)

Lian Yu said shyly, "Senior brother, you and I are facing each other day and night on Kunlun Mountain, eating together, practicing martial arts together, what do you think of me to you?" ”

"Senior brother treats me like a brother. "www.biquge.info Lianyu takes good care of the junior brothers below, as long as they open their mouths, they will definitely help those who can help." Aside from the fact that Lianyu always came to ask him to teach him some secrets to attract girls after being rejected by his senior sister and sister, in addition to being annoying, he was still a good and conscientious senior brother.

Lian Yu said, "Don't look at the senior sisters and sisters on the mountain who always revolve around you all day long, in fact, what they like is that you are handsome, and what they like is your face." Where is like me, all these years of being good to you are from the bottom of my heart. ”

There is no need to say this, Jiang Qu himself knows it. It's just that he doesn't think there's anything wrong with pleasing his senior sisters and sisters because he is good-looking, "So I also respect my senior brother, except for the matter of immortality, I really can't agree, what else you tell me to do, I'm all stupid." ”

Even if Lianyu suddenly came to tell him that he was on the street and fell in love with a girl in the city, and he was moved again, he could rack his brains and come up with a plan to help him pursue other girls. But please pity Jade and stop looking at him with that hairy look.

Lian Yu said, "Who told you about immortality, now it's me and you." ”

"Me and you? What to say? ”

"Senior brother, although I used to be not a frog at the bottom of a well on the mountain, I was also lonely and unheard, and I only gained some insight when I came to the imperial capital. Have you ever heard of Long Yangjun? Lianyu's eyes lit up.

"Yes." Dragon impotence.

Lianyu condensed towards Jiang Qu with affection, "Actually, this man doesn't necessarily have to be with a woman to achieve a positive result." Men and men, as long as they are happy, they can be happy and happy. ”

The corners of Jiang Qu's eyes twitched, and Lianyu's hot eyes were always placed on a certain senior sister or junior sister in the past, and he couldn't be more familiar with it. He said implicitly, "Senior brother, my family has only one son, the so-called unfilial piety has three no queens, and my father and mother are still counting on me to marry a wife and have children." ”

Lianyu took a step closer and said impatiently, "What's so good about a woman, she is as rude and capricious as Qian Ruyue." ”

Jiang Qu took a step back, his smile was unnatural, "She's a special case, and women are also gentle." Senior brother, I know that you have been hurt so deeply by those senior sisters that you have some misunderstandings, thinking that all women only look at their appearance. But in fact, it's not right to kill a boatload of people with such a rod, isn't it good to live forever, didn't you say before that she knows what you mean. ”

Lian Yu pursed her lips, "Senior Sister Changsheng's personality is good, but she is stupid, she doesn't have a bright brain, you talk to her, she replies to you seven or eight out of ten sentences, how can such a stupid person have a heart for you." ”

Changsheng didn't feel anything when he heard Lianyu speak ill of her behind her back like a long-tongued woman. On the contrary, the hexagram is angry. The land woman shook her hand at Changsheng, signaling them not to come and disturb her.

Changsheng just hugged the hexagram and covered his mouth, and whispered, "Obedient, don't make a sound." "Otherwise, if it ruins the matter of the mother-in-law of the land, she is really afraid that Senior Brother Pitian will be like this in the future - yin and yang are weird.

Jiang Quqiang smiled, "Marrying a wife doesn't have to be smart. ”

Lian Yu argued, "Who said that I want to live with you for the rest of my life, how can I play the piano harmoniously with the cow?" ”

"I don't know how to play the piano, so I want harmony with the piano." Jiang Qugan laughed twice, touched the door with his hand, and wanted to close Lianyu out of the door.

The land woman stuck her crutches at the threshold.

As a result, no matter how hard Jiang Qu tried, the door just couldn't close.

Isn't the door of his room just fine, why is it not broken, choose this time.

As soon as Lianyu pushed the door open, Jiang Qu immediately hid behind the table, looking at Lianyu's eyes was similar to looking at a flood beast, he was not so frightened when he fought with the monsters.

Lian Yu said, "Senior brother, no one on the mountain knows you better than me, and there is no one who knows me better than you, don't we happen to be a natural pair." You may not be able to accept it now, it's because you didn't think about the possibility of a man being with a man like I did before, you think about it now, think about it, you can figure it out. ”

Jiang Qu said with a bitter face, "Senior brother, I really like girls. I don't know why you changed all of a sudden...... Like, but I also don't discriminate that you like men. Although it is difficult to find something better than me, there are still some things that are similar to me, Sima Luming, Sima Luming is good. ”

Lian Yu pursed her lips and said, "I don't like him, how can he be cold and better than your junior brother, gentle and considerate, Yushu Linfeng is simply perfect." Lianyu jumped on the table and grabbed Jiang Qu's clothes to prevent him from escaping, "Senior brother, why do you want to refuse people thousands of miles away, just try." After trying it, you will find it easy to like me. ”

Jiang Qu's eyebrows became inverted, help. How could he be involved in this?

"Senior brother, don't worry, I will be very good to you, and impress you with sincerity, isn't there a saying that sincerity is the golden stone."

When Lian Yu said that she was excited, she saw Jiang Qu's feminine and beautiful face again, and her heart suddenly beat faster. He pursed his lips and wanted to kiss, "Senior brother-"

Jiang Qu opened his five fingers and pushed his face away, living so big, but it was the first time he was slighted by a man. "Help." He's really going to shout this time.

The land woman hit Jiang Qu on the knee with a cane. Jiang Qu only felt that he had tripped over something, and it happened to press on Lian Yu and kissed him in the mouth.

Changsheng was dumbfounded.

Hexagram Liao pulled down Changsheng's hand and shouted, "The man is the man's pro-man!" Male pro-male! "His grandfather told him that men and women in the mortal world would give birth to dolls when they pulled hands, and the coquettish face and his senior brother not only held hands, but also kissed." Coquettish face is going to have a doll! ”

Jiang Qu was already frozen, and he only felt a little sick to his stomach. Jaundice water seemed to be pouring up my throat. Lianyu looked very drunk for a moment, but he didn't expect that after counting three times, his expression began to change.

Jiang Qu has only heard of women being capricious, and it turns out that it becomes very fast for men to turn their faces. Lianyu picked up her fist and suddenly punched Jiang Qu in the left eye in anger, knocking him to the ground.

After standing up, he kept spitting, wiping his mouth, and while wiping his mouth, he pointed at Jiang Qu and scolded manly, "You stinky boy, the ** senior sister and sister on the mountain are not enough, and now even your senior brother will not let go!" I'm a man! You're not disgusting! ”

Jiang Qu was also angry, and stood up with his black eyes and quarreled,

"You're inexplicable, you came to me early in the morning and said you like me, and now you're beating me again, making it look like a woman being despised by me, you figured it out, it's me who was despised by me." He hadn't gotten mad yet, but he had a good idea of arguing first.

Lian Yu scolded, "You stinky boy, you don't make drafts when you lie, I'm a man, how can I like you!" "Lianyu didn't admit it as if she had no memory at all.

Jiang Qu thought that if Lianyu hadn't started to forget since she was in her twenties, she would be playing with him with pure heart. "Do you want me to swear to Hongjun Ancestor, if I lie to you, I will fall to my death immediately when I go out."

"If you lie, forget it, you still lie in the name of Hongjun Ancestor, you don't have to fall to death, I'll kill you now." Lianyu said as she swung her fist and tried to beat him again.

Jiang Qu knew that he was not a match for Lianyu, so he was agile and jumped out of the window. Lianyu immediately chased after her, vowing to teach the junior brother who was full of nonsense a good lesson.

Changsheng was afraid that something would happen, and wanted to come forward and explain to Lianyu. The land woman stretched out her crutches to stop them, and Changsheng asked, "Is this medicine cured?" ”

The land woman said slowly, "This is originally something that the rabbit god made to tease others for a while, and it has been solved." I have already taught the old man in my family a hard lesson, and I will see if he will dare to act recklessly in the future. The land woman looked at the hexagram Liao and said, "Prince Long, don't mess around like this anymore, otherwise what if there is a big disaster in the future?" ”

Hexagram Liao was criticized and kicked the stones on the ground sullenly. Changsheng touched his little brain, "It's that I didn't take a good look at him." "The condition that the master allowed her to take the hexagram up the mountain was to take care of him, but she didn't do it well.

Seeing that Changsheng blamed himself, he rolled his eyes and looked at the land woman, he stepped forward and hugged the land woman's thigh, looked up and said, "Does the mother-in-law have the pearl I gave to the land grandfather?" "He's got a knack for getting off the hook.

The land woman smiled, naturally it is useful, and when she got up today, she found that the crow's feet at the corners of her eyes were missing several times, and her complexion was radiant, no wonder so many fairies in the sky were vying for the pearl powder. "Thank you Prince Long for your generous gift."

When the land lady saw the cuteness of the hexagram, where was she willing to talk about him. Thinking of something, he said, "I remember that the youngest son of the Jiang family went to Kunlun Mountain to cultivate. ”

Changsheng replied, "We are from Kunlun Mountain. ”

The land lady looked at Changsheng carefully, "You are also a cultivator?" It's strange, when cultivating immortals and cultivating the Tao to a certain realm, there is always a strong or weak true qi to protect the body. The young people who are with you have such an air, but when you look horizontally and vertically, it is very ordinary. ”

Changsheng scratched his head, a little embarrassed, "I'm the stupidest one in the Jade Void Sect, and I can't practice the Dao method well." "Although she is a disciple of the Jade Void Sect, with the aura of the Jade Void Sect, she is no different from ordinary people, as the land mother-in-law said.

"If I hadn't intentionally manifested my spirit so that you mortals could see it, you wouldn't have seen me." At least your fellow disciples won't see it. And Changsheng could not only see clearly, but also hear what she was saying. This should be regarded as a kind of fairy fate, but she is born without any fairy wind bones, which is really strange. "Since you are cultivators, go back to Kunlun Mountain as soon as possible to concentrate on cultivating the Dao, and don't linger too long."

Changsheng didn't know why, but felt that there was something rushing in the tone of the land woman, and she remembered what the two yaksha who came to hook Lu Youzhao's soul that night said, and asked, "Is something going to happen to the emperor?" ”

The land lady only said, "The secret of heaven must not be revealed." And he turned into white smoke and went into the ground.

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Jiang Qu kept his head down and drank porridge, his head was so low that he almost didn't bury it in the bowl, but Jiang Li, who was sitting next to him, deliberately tilted his head to look at his injured eyes, and laughed without giving face.

Qian Ruyue and Gua Liao also felt funny, so funny that they couldn't grasp the spoon in their hands steadily. Jiang Qu's eyes were black on one side, like the puppy with black patterns near the eyes raised in the yard.

Jiang Qu naturally knew that they were all laughing at him, so he rolled up his sleeves and covered half of his face. His father and mother gave him a handsome appearance, and if he was ruined, he would definitely have to settle accounts with his senior brother.

Sima Luming actually made fun of him with a cold face, "Don't you have a face to see people?" ”

Jiang Qu glared at Sima Luming and said, "I'm sorry." She had already explained to them all that the strangeness of Lianyu was all due to the tricks of the hexagram. Although Jiang Qu didn't say anything, she wanted to change to a normal person who encountered this incident, and it was impossible that she was not angry at all.

Lianyu comforted Changsheng and said, "Isn't this a misunderstanding, it's okay." ”

Jiang Qu squinted, "Senior brother said that it was a misunderstanding now, why didn't you say it when you chased me just now." ”

Lianyu is still arrogant, and she can't behave like a small belly in front of the girl she likes, "That junior sister and Gua Liao and Gu Liao have apologized to you and me, what do you want." You can't be so stingy as a man. ”

Jiang Li was already out of breath with a smile, "Your senior brother is right, the child is small, and it is inevitable that he will be more lively and active." You have nothing to lose anyway. ”

Changsheng just wanted to make up for it, "Use a hard-boiled egg to compress your eyes, it will be fine quickly, and I will boil an egg to help you knead it in a while." ”

Lianyu flattered, "You don't have to do it with my junior sister, I'll help him rub it." ”

Jiang Qu said, "Forget it." "Ask Lianyu to help him, he doesn't want to blind an eye yet.

The maid brought a plate of things and put it in front of Jiang Qu. Jiang Qu flipped over the meat on the plate with chopsticks, and couldn't see what it was, they had always eaten simple breakfast, but it was rare to eat so greasy early in the morning, "What kind of dish is this?" ”

Jiang Li said with a smile, "I specially instructed the kitchen to make fried braised pig's mouth with green garlic sprouts for you, and give you a shape to complement the shape." ”

What is the form to make up for the form, he hurt the eye, and his sister is clearly laughing at him for being kissed by the pity. Jiang Qu really wanted to get angry, but he couldn't get angry at the girl. I had to point to this plate of green garlic sprouts and fried braised pig's mouth, and forced myself not to show my face, "I won't eat this, take it back to the kitchen." ”

The maid replied forcefully, as if she hadn't woken up, "Yes, young master." The maid bent down to clean up, and when she turned to go back to the kitchen, her body shook and fell to the floor.

When Jiang Li saw this sudden incident, he was also calm, and quickly called someone to carry the unconscious maid down, and called someone to ask for a doctor.

After the doctor came to see her, he said that the maid had a cold, and there was nothing serious, so he prescribed medicine and left. In this way, they did not take it too seriously.

At night, Jiang Li offered a tribute to the moon.

There are also sacrifices in the palace, and Jiang Xianyue has to preside over in the palace, so there is no way to stay in the palace to celebrate the festival with them.