My name is Li Jinteng, a freshman in the Department of Chemistry, what I like is shooting, and what I hate is socializing...... But now is not the time to talk about this, Hakutsuru has already come out of the dormitory, and I have to watch his every move carefully. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I believe that the world is fair, as long as I keep following the film, I will definitely find the shocking secret that everyone does not know!

"It's boring high math class again!"

Spoken! Although it is a meaningless sentence! Li Jinteng felt that his palms were sweating, but he didn't wipe them, for fear of missing some small details.

At this moment, Bai He's eyes suddenly widened, his expression was unprecedentedly serious, and the aura around him changed, and he rushed forward quickly without waiting for Li Jinteng to react.

"Something happened!" Li Jinteng was overjoyed when he saw this scene, feeling that he was about to usher in a spring, and he jumped out of the corner in spite of the strange eyes of others, and followed the footsteps of the white crane closely.

Run, run as much as you want, no matter where you run to the ends of the earth, I will chase you, don't want to get rid of me easily!

Seeing that his face was so anxious, what was he going to do? Secretly meeting a lover? Gathering WIND cultists in private? Or is there some other secret I don't know?

The more Li Jinteng thought about it, the more excited he became, and his steps became faster and faster, and when he came back to his senses, he found himself standing at the door of the public toilet in the teaching building, and there was a crackling ..... Excretory sound.

It turned out to be a stomach problem! It's a big deal, yes, but it's completely different from what I thought! Why do you have to put on a righteous and awe-inspiring expression when you have a stomach! Also, it's really cool to release after holding it for a long time, but can you not let out such a disgusting moan! And what's going on with this taste! Why can I still smell it even if I pinch my nose?

Li Jinteng's unprecedented collapse, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't want to give up his previous efforts, he might have turned around and left at this time. But when he thought of digging out big news on Bai He's body, he could only endure his unhappiness and wait for Bai He to come out with bated breath at the door.

Five minutes passed......

Ten minutes passed......

Twenty minutes passed......

Is this guy Xiang Wang! Did he fall into the drain hole with his excrement? Why can you squat for so long? Aren't your legs numb? Or maybe I didn't bring paper and waited for support inside!

"Hey..... Handsome guy, I'm in the second teaching building, the toilet on the first floor, can you send me a roll of paper? ”

I really didn't bring any paper with me! Are you serious, you guy! Although I don't think too much about it when I'm in a hurry, I can think about the most basic things clearly!

"Well, I'll call someone else."

"Hey, it's fat..... Wang Feng, are you free now? ”

"Hey, is it Ito? I have something to ask you for....."

"Hello? Righteousness, ......"

"Zhang Shexi?"

"......" There was a heavy sigh from the toilet, and then fell into a deathly silence.

This guy didn't borrow paper, did he? Definitely didn't borrow paper, did you? Why can't the WIND Sect Leader borrow toilet paper? Why don't you contact the WIND cultists! Although this incident is also a piece of news, it is true that I want a scandal, not unnutritious news such as going to the toilet without paper! Hurry up and wipe your ass clean and create a scandal for me, bastard!

Li Jinteng was about to collapse, hesitated again and again, and finally gritted his teeth and went to the convenience store as fast as possible to buy a pack of paper, originally planning to throw the paper in without revealing himself, but when he came back, he found that Bai He had already walked out of the toilet like no one!

You guy...... It can't be that you haven't wiped your butt, right? Li Jinteng was drunk, and suddenly felt that he should not continue to waste time on him. Come and save me, tell me this person is not a white crane at all!

", I'm going to buy a new pair of panties." Bai He didn't know what Li Jinteng was thinking, and passed by him scolding......

"What happened just now should have been just an accident! Absolutely unexpected! Li Jinteng kept comforting himself in his heart, and hesitated again and again to keep up with Baihe.

"Huh?" At this moment, Bai He's eyes widened again, his expression was unprecedentedly serious, the aura around him changed, and the whole person stood in place, looking around vigilantly.

"Did he find me?" Li Jinteng was startled, and hurriedly stuck to the wall, revealing half of his head, but Bai He didn't look at him at all.

"What the hell is he doing?" Li Jinteng saw Bai He's feet moving unnaturally, and then, he squatted down casually humming a little song, pretending to tie his shoes, and picked up the ...... that he had stepped on under his feet A crumpled piece of money.

It turned out to be a dollar! Li Jinteng and Bai He shouted at the same time, Li Jinteng shouted that Bai He actually stood in place for five minutes for a mere dollar, while Bai He was completely happy that he could pick up the money. No matter how much money you have, it's the fruit of your luck!

Seeing Bai He's complacent look, Li Jinteng couldn't wait to rush up and grab him by the collar and beat him severely. Are you really a man of the hour? Is it really a sponsorship fee of five million for the school? Is it really the leader of the WIND Sect? Why does it look no different from an ordinary sling?

"Hey, isn't that a white crane?"

"Ah, it's really a white crane!"

"White Crane!"

Just when Li Jinteng had doubts about Bai He's identity, several girls ran to him quickly.

"I guessed right! He is a very feminine person! Li Jinteng was overjoyed, the emperor lived up to his wishes, and finally let himself shoot the most wonderful scene! Li Jinteng hurriedly adjusted the focus and took dozens of photos in one go.

"Are you .....," Hakutsuru asked, puzzled.

"I really didn't expect that a sling like you could become a campus figure!"

"When I looked closer, I found that I was much uglier than in the photo! Hee-hee-hee! ”

"I heard that Goddess Jiang likes you? It's fake, right? You made the rumor, right? Tell me you're spreading rumors! Tell me, what are you hesitating about! ”

"I ...... I ......" Hakutsuru retreated again and again, at a loss.

What's going on with these girls? Are you kidding? But looking at the expression doesn't look like a joke at all! Isn't the white crane very feminine? Why are these girls' words full of ridicule! The corners of the white crane's eyes are already moist, don't you girls see it? I've seen it all here! Stop bullying him!

Li Jinteng couldn't stand it anymore, stared at the film in the camera with trembling hands, and threw it on the ground after thinking for a long time. Although he can make up the news and claim that these girls have an ambiguous relationship with Bai He, after looking at his life for a whole day, Li Jinteng found that he was just an ordinary ordinary person who could no longer be ordinary.

it. the man. The news headlines are all lies! Li Jinteng raised his head to the sky and let out a long roar, and left angrily.

(It's been a long time since I've written a funny plot.,On the one hand, it's because the plot has progressed to the middle stage.,There will be some powerful enemies next.,I want to focus on writing something about cultivators.,On the other hand, I haven't thought of anything more interesting for a long time recently.,But don't worry.,I'll adjust my state as soon as possible.,After repelling unknown enemies, I will return to the funny and funny feeling I used to have~)