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After a slight pause, Bai He knew that the boy had doubts about himself and the leader's identity, so he hugged the boy's shoulder with a smile and whispered: "Classmate, let me tell you, if I take off my sunglasses and mask in a while, the face inside will definitely scare you to death!" ”

"Is it that ugly?" The boy was skeptical. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

“...... I mean, my identity will absolutely scare you to death. Bai He was speechless, how could this boy think about the problem from such a strange angle?

"Terrorists?" The boy thought for a moment and said.

"Can you think in a good place?" Bai He felt as if he was not going well with himself today, first the inexplicable woman, and then the inexplicable boy.

"The point is that it's really hard for you to think about good things." The boy confessed, intentionally or unintentionally, he dodged to the side and removed the arm that the white crane hit on his shoulder.

Feeling uncomfortable is one thing, and partly because Hakutsuru is likely to take a laser gun out of his pocket and threaten him when he is holding him.

Although the leader has surrendered now, the country is not peaceful, and there will be turmoil in many places from time to time, so it is certainly not a bad thing to be more vigilant.

Hakutsuru understands the boy, but in order not to reveal his identity, he is still a little closer to the boy, and he just wants to hurry back to school now, and he doesn't want to experience what happened on the bus just now. Those old men and foot-picking men are all around him, and I don't know whose fox smell drilled into his nose one by one, which is a nightmare in the world.

Approaching the boy, Bai He quietly took off his sunglasses and mask, but because he was too close to the boy, the boy didn't recognize his identity at the first time, and after hesitating for a moment, he said: "Classmate, although you don't look so good-looking, you haven't reached the point of being scary!" Trust me, show confidence, you can walk on the road without masks and sunglasses! ”

At this moment, the boy became the spiritual mentor of the white crane, he patted his chest, looking so swearing, but all he received was the white eyes of the white crane, what is not so good-looking? It's not so good-looking, isn't that a euphemism for ugly? Anyway, does this guy usually pay attention to the news, but now everyone on the street knows who he is, okay?

Bai He was a little angry, dragged the boy to the woman with the child, squatted in front of the little girl in the boy's puzzled eyes, took off his sunglasses and opened the mask, revealing a smile that he thought was kind, and said, "Little sister, who do you think the big brother is?" ”

The little girl was stunned for three seconds, and then she cried out with a "wow" and said loudly: "Mom, there are monsters here......"

"Who is this person, who scared the little girl into crying!"

"It's really unqualified! He doesn't look like a good guy with sunglasses and a mask! ”

"Stinky and shameless scum! Scum! ”

Seeing this, the people around scolded one after another, and Bai He instantly became a rat crossing the street, and everyone shouted and beat him, and even the boy couldn't help but mutter: "I was joking just now, I didn't expect you to really take it seriously!" ”

"Do you want me to kill all of them!" The leader was about to make a move before Bai He responded, but Bai He hurriedly grabbed him and explained to the surrounding melon-eating crowd: "Everyone be quiet, everyone be quiet, things are not what you imagined!" ”

But who cares what the truth of the matter is, Bai He's voice was quickly drowned out in the human voices, and he didn't even know where a few vegetable gangs flew over, but before he could hit him, he was controlled by the leader with the True Qi Realm and thrown aside.

"Enough!" Bai He couldn't bear it anymore, and threw his sunglasses and mask into the sky, revealing his original appearance completely.

I thought that people would be surprised and people would apologize, but the scolding of everyone became even more fierce.

"Damn, it's scary to look so ugly, have you ever looked in the mirror at home!"

I've taken a photo! And I don't think I'm ugly at all, I'm handsome!

"Why are you like this! Don't you have a little self-knowledge? Do you dare to expose your face to children like this? ”

How else! Otherwise, what am I going to expose? Exposed. body!

"If the baby doesn't cry, mom will take you to the temple to ask for a talisman in a while."

Ask me before you ask for the amulet! I really can't help but let the leader do it!

Just when everyone was scolding the white crane, someone in the crowd suddenly snorted, and the person pushed aside the crowd and came to the white crane, looked at him carefully, showed a sudden look, and stumbled and said: "You, you, you, you are the white crane!" ”

"He's a white crane?"

"The savior White Crane?"

"The white crane who defeated the leader and restored peace to the world?"

Everyone was stunned, this time they looked at the white crane again, and found that he was really very similar to the white crane that appeared on TV, it was better to say that it was carved out of a mold, and the aunt who scolded the hardest just now was also the fastest to react, and suddenly came to the white crane and held his hand, and said with tears in his eyes: "Hero! O heroes who do not look like men! Thank you for your contribution to the world and the country! It's your aunt who blames you! ”

Heroes are enough, please remove the five words "people can't be disguised"? And I have an impression of you! Just now you scolded the hardest! Bai He withdrew his hand from the aunt's hand and was about to stay away from the land of right and wrong, but people reacted one after another under the leadership of the aunt, and everyone's attitude took a 360-degree turn.

"Look, heroes are heroes, although they look like playing, but your contribution is worth remembering by each of us!"

I'm so sorry for you guys that I look like I'm playing!

"Hero, when you look closer, you look more subtle than on TV!"

Wait, can you explain to me what the word "subtle" means? You're a little subtle!

"Let's try Auntie's new cabbage."

Okay, I've caught the prisoner who threw the cabbage gang just now.

"Quick, Xiaoru, don't cry, say a few words to the big hero." The mother who loved and didn't have money to drink yogurt and didn't lick the lid came to Bai He with her daughter, but how did the little girl know that Ying was not a hero, and when she saw her mother hugging herself in front of Bai He, she cried again, and cried heartbreakingly, howling: "Mom, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore!" ”

Am I the devil, damn little brat!

However, with the support of the broad masses of the people, the white crane did not look embarrassed, and the boy from the U City Polytechnic University just now barely squeezed in from the crowd, and said very happily: "White crane! I admire you the most, not to mention that you saved the world, but also made me understand a philosophy of life. ”

Philosophy of life...... It's probably that people can't look good, the corner of Bai He's mouth twitched.

The boy continued: "I'll tell you the truth, I'm an otaku, and my favorite thing is to watch anime, and you made me understand that it turns out that the more handsome people in anime are, the stronger they are, and you are a living example!" ”

I'll be your uncle! Why is there an otaku like you in this world, let me die!