"Host, if you don't let go, you're going to hang up QAQ-" System Jun said with difficulty, "This is really good, host, you haven't been there for long, and in the end, the host has received a bento-can't blame the system!" ”

Lu Xiaoren shook the system a few times, but she calmed down, she let go of her hand, and the system fell to the ground and began to cry again. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

“…… Don't cry, please. Lu Xiaoren covered his head, "It was wrong for me to be excited just now, okay, don't cry." ”

“…… Well. System Jun sobbed a few times, stopped his tears, and then magically immediately filled with vitality, "That's right, host!" The next time the world will be very simple! As he spoke, the system took out a water cup from the air, "Thirsty, right?" The host drinks water first! ”

"Thank you." Although it was a bit of a shadow, Lu Xiaoren was indeed thirsty, so she drank half a cup in one go.

"Eun, it's really simple. The title of the book is "The Domineering President Falls in Love with Me"~"

"Poof-" Lu Xiaoren squirted out with a mouthful of water, "Mary Sue!?" ”

"Host, calm down, calm down." The system gentleman smiled thiefly, no matter how you look at it, it was all deliberate just now.

Lu Xiaoren didn't have time to pay attention to the expression of the system gentleman, she was full of black lines: "The domineering president is in love with me??" ”

"Ah, it's actually a funny novel. The full name should be "The abnormal version of the domineering president falls in love with me". tells the story of a cold and domineering female president who falls in love with a grassroots male civilian. ”

“……”

"So the light bulb is simple, right? I have always believed that modern literature is the easiest, and the host is close to his family~~" System Jun leaned over his chubby face.

"Hey, don't make trouble......" Lu Xiaoren patted System Jun's head, originally wanting to drag the grass on its head, but he still held back.

"Hee-hee, okay, then I'm not going to talk nonsense, I wish the host light a pleasant day!"

How awkward is the phrase "......"!

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Hello everyone, my name is Wang Daxia and I am 27 years old this year. Friends usually call me king prawns, okay, don't mention it. ←。 ←

I am an ordinary office worker, squeezing the bus is commonplace, recently my cousin Lu Xiaoren came to work to live in my house temporarily, as a good cousin, I think I should do something. So I decided to buy some small cakes and go back...... My cousin loves to eat snacks the most. (*＾-＾*)

Halfway through, I habitually touched my pockets...... Wait a minute, where's my wallet?! I was shocked. It's not like it's walking and falling off.

I had no choice but to walk back, there were many people in front of me, and I heard someone shouting excitedly from afar: "Who?!" Who the hell is it?! ”

I'm overjoyed, there are really a lot of kind-hearted people in the world! I happily shouted back, "Hey buddy! It's mine! It's mine! He shouted at me and squeezed in.

When I saw the situation inside, I was stunned on the spot.

A handsome-looking man pulls a very beautiful woman and doesn't let go (forgive me for my vulgar adjectives, my composition has always been terrible).

The man looked at me in shock.

I think I must have said something wrong.

I wanted to laugh a few times and apologize or something, but the beautiful royal sister pulled me over and said, "Yes, he is my man." ”

My brain was booming, as if American warplanes were bombing over my head. I was stunned.

"That's it!?" The man's shocked face twisted.

I believe that every man will not allow someone to say that about himself! I can't take it either! I straightened my back, as tall as the man, half a head taller than the royal sister!

But apparently the man still looked unacceptable, he twisted his face and said, "It's your choice!?" …… Wait, you'll regret it sooner or later! After speaking, he slammed the door into the luxury car next to him, stepped on the accelerator and left.

The people around me chattered non-stop.

The royal sister glanced at me, and walked away on her high heels. My mind went blank at the time, so I stupidly followed behind.

The royal sister walked to a red car in the parking lot without looking back, I followed stupidly, and the royal sister raised her eyebrows: "What?" Are you really serious? ”

"What?" It was only when I heard someone ask me that my brain was slowing down.

"You think you're really my man? Dwarf? ”

"I'm not a poor man?!" My eyes widened with rage, "And you pulled me, okay?!" ”

"Didn't you say mine first?" The royal sister leaned on the door of the luxury car casually.

"I'm talking about wallets?! I thought the good Samaritan picked up my wallet! I explained, "Now I can't find my wallet, there is a huge amount of 500 yuan in it!" ”

"......" The royal sister looked speechless, she opened her wallet and took out 6 red hairy grandfathers from inside, "It's just an actor's fee." ”

I refused to take her money.

The royal sister looked at me with a mocking expression: "What, insatiable and want more?" ”

My fire 'soared' and came up, and I said word by word: "I have never asked you for money, even if you give me 1 million, I am still scum!" It's a matter of human dignity! I turned around in a dashing way and left my sister with a back, and walked away freely.

Walked and walked...... Wait a minute! My wallet?! (?*?ω?)?

Sure enough, it's not appropriate to go out today...... Be sure to check the yellow calendar next time! ←。 ←

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Lu Xiaoren had already prepared sour and hot shredded potatoes and rice for dinner at home, and she saw Wang Daxia walking in with a dark cloud on his face, and said weakly: "I'm back." ”

"What's wrong?" Lu Xiaoren asked curiously, "You seem to be in a bad mood." ”

"yes." Wang Daxia sat on the stool, picked up the chopsticks, and began to talk about the Yunyun incident that happened this afternoon sadly, Lu Xiaoren thought while eating - anyway, that beautiful royal sister should be the heroine's cold and domineering president, right?

"Today was definitely the most unlucky day of my life! Not one of them! I've been a big boss the whole time, okay!? ”

"So, cousin, what is your impression of that royal sister?" Lu Xiaoren asked tentatively.

"Awful!" Wang Daxia poked the rice with chopsticks, "I don't want to meet her again." ”

No, cousin, you two still have a long way to go. Lu Xiaoren said happily: "But cousin, your cousin, my super accurate intuition tells me that you are destined!" ”

"Someone who is destined?!" Wang Daxia's eyes widened, "That's also a grudge, right!?" ”

No, cousin, it's marriage. Lu Xiaoren blinked his eyes and smiled at Wang Daxia.

Wang Daxia: "......", why do you always feel that your cousin is smiling so strangely?!