After that, Chen An took out the swimsuit that had been prepared a long time ago, and had even been washed and sun-dried, from the bag he brought with him in the car, and gave it to Yonglin and woe. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"What is this, so little fabric, a combination of a bra cloth and underwear?"

"It's a swimsuit, stupid! There is a lot of cloth! If you don't wear this when you come to the beach, do you still want to go down and swim like this? ”

glanced at the one-piece swimsuit handed over by Chen An several times, thought about it and took it, and then began to undress.

"Scared!? A sucker! Uncle is still here! Is it embarrassing for a girl to change her clothes in front of a man? Go away and change over there! ”

I was scared by the disaster of wanting to change into a swimsuit in front of me. Chen An immediately straightened his face and sternly scolded her to go to a place where no one could see it and change it again.

was inexplicably trained, and the pouting was a little unhappy. However, looking at Chen An's stern expression contrary to usual, he obediently went to the side to change into swimsuits.

As for Yonglin...... She seemed to be still angry, and she refused the swimsuit handed by the smile very indifferently.

It was boring, Chen An pouted, and he didn't bother to deal with Yonglin. In the stunned gaze of the angry Yonglin, Chen An lifted his robe and took off his clothes in an instant, leaving only a pair of big black pants. He crossed his hands on his hips and looked at Yonglin triumphantly.

"How is it, are you scared by the speed of the uncle's change of clothes? Hehe, this kind of ability that can surprise people, Uncle spent a lot of time practicing. ”

“…… Sick. ”

The stunned disappeared immediately, Yonglin glanced coldly at Chen An, who was showing off in front of her, and gave a conclusion that he was sick, then turned around and walked away, and went to the side to face the sea in a daze.

"It's a bit of a trouble to ignore me."

Scratching his head, and then touching the invisible stomach of the wound and muttering a few words, Chen An's eyes rolled, and he immediately counted it in his heart. With his hands behind his back, he said, "Uncle, I'm so stylish, come and beat me if you don't accept it!" With such an underwhelming expression, Chen An swaggered to Yonglin's side.

Two figures, one tall and one short, are now on the beach by the sea, looking at the sea at the same time, and at the same time they are caressed by the wind blowing from the direction of the sea.

The tall one tease...... Ah, no. It was a tall Chen An coughed twice and moistened his voice, and then continued the original "The sea, the sea, you are all water." This poem began to show off with emotion.

"Ah~ the sea, the sea, you are all water~, ah~ fish, fish, you have two legs...... Alas, no, the fish doesn't seem to have legs......"

Is this a neuropath?

With eyes similar to this, as if he was looking at a neuropath, he looked at Chen An, who was touching his chin as if he was thinking about something, and Yonglin, who was expressionless, took two steps to the side.

Get too close to idiots and you'll be infected!

As if he hadn't noticed Yonglin's dislike, Chen An followed her for a few steps and stood beside her again.

"The sea, the sea, you are all water~Fish, fish, you have no legs~"

In Yonglin's increasingly disgusted gaze, Chen An's poems are still full of emotion, and they are still so bad!

However, Chen An didn't seem to think that his nonsense poems couldn't be worse at all, but instead shook his head and said, "Good poems, good poems." It's a very proud look.

After smugness for a while, Chen An, who was hippie and smiling, suddenly looked at Yonglin.

"Yonglin, uncle, how is my poem?"

"Truth or falsehood?"

"Nonsense, of course...... Good! Whether it's the truth or a lie, as long as it's a bad story, the uncle won't listen to it! ”

“……”

Shocked by someone's brazenness, Yonglin, who didn't come up in one breath, almost couldn't help jumping up and punching that underbeaten face again.

Calm, calm, be calm. You must not be led by the nose by some idiot.

Yonglin kept taking a deep breath in his heart, and said in a cold tone:

"Lie, it sucks."

"Hah! So the truth is good, right? What a discerning ......."

Truth and falsehood have always been opposites. So hearing Yonglin's lie, Chen An was overjoyed and clapped his hands. Just as he was about to praise Yonglin for his vision, he heard Yonglin say again:

"--Truth, it can't be rotten again!"

“…… Ga!? ”

The joy was swept away by the malice that suddenly came, and Chen An stared at Yonglin with a sinister gaze. Yonglin was still expressionless with a cold face, but the corners of her lips seemed to be slightly raised.

stabbed Yonglin a few times with his eyes, Chen An snorted and handed Yonglin the swimsuit that had never left his hand again.

"800 million-year-old stinky little ghost, take it!"

“…… No. ”

"Hey! Don't overdo it. Aren't you already angry? Why don't you want it? ”

"If you don't get angry, how can you see it?"

"Hmph, didn't you find out when the uncle? When you're really angry, the air is cold, and you don't even have the temperature to laugh. Now that the temperature is so warm, how can you still be angry. …… Don't talk nonsense, love to wear it or not, anyway, take it first, uncle, I have to go to the sun. ”

humming and chirping, he shoehorned the swimsuit to Yonglin, who was stunned, and Chen An walked away.

……

Half an hour later.

When he stuffed the swimsuit to Yonglin, Chen An, who felt that he had nothing to do, and could bask in the sun with peace of mind, worked hard to get the beach chair and parasol that he had conjured up, and then conjured up a chair to put things on, and put three ...... on it Well, wrong. It's two ice-cold drinks. Then when he was about to lie on the beach chair and spend this sunny afternoon decadently, his place was suddenly snatched by Yonglin.

Not only that, but even the sunglasses on the bridge of the nose were snatched away.

Chen An was so angry that he immediately pointed to Yonglin lying on the beach chair with a face of 'I'm indifferent, I'm cold, I don't know anything'.

"800 million years old! 800 million years old! Didn't you bastard's 800-million-year-old stinky little devil say that it's not rare to be on the beach? Why do you grab the uncle's beach chair? Don't hurry up and return the uncle's beach chair! ”

"Hey, what's calling? I seem to have heard the voice of some rude person below. ”

Yonglin hid behind the big sunglasses without opening her eyes, and calmly ignored someone's angry rebuke.

"- Don't pretend to be stupid, you 800-million-year-old stinky little ghost! didn't even change his swimsuit, and he dared to grab Uncle Ben's beach chair...... The 800-million-year-old stinky little ghost with a flat chest and dare not show people!! ”

“…… Well, the sea view is good. ”

"With a flat chest, I don't dare to show my single 800 million years, and I'm still a pathetic old virgin that no one wants!"

“…… Well, the sea, the view, no, wrong, ah! ”

His eyes opened suddenly, staring murderously at someone who was still scolding and dying, Yonglin finally couldn't calm down, and gritted his teeth. Because of the obstruction of the dark lenses of his sunglasses, Chen An didn't notice Yonglin's murderous eyes - of course, even if he did, he would treat it as if he didn't see it!

If you die, you will not die, but if you do not die, you will die.

This sentence is used to describe Chen An, who is crazy in a sense, and it is simply correct. He completely ignored the sudden cold air around him, and continued to taunt Yonglin to death.

"With flat chests, I don't dare to show my single 800 million years, and I'm still a pathetic old virgin and a woman who no one wants, plus even underwear that Uncle Ben will help you wash housework!"

“……！？ Shut up! You impudent bone! ”

"Hehe, was picked by the uncle to the sore spot, right? Wear a swimsuit, wear a swimsuit, don't hurry up and wear a swimsuit to refute the uncle's words, and then get out of the way and go swimming, and return the chair to Uncle Ben! ”

"Shut up!"

Yonglin couldn't bear it anymore, so she suddenly jumped up from the beach chair and punched someone in the stomach who was chattering to death in front of her.

"Hah! Just because you still want to play big ......"

Before the word could be spoken, Chen An's body, who provoked Yonglin and then twisted his body to flash, suddenly froze.

"Ugh!"

With a muffled snort, Chen An took two steps back while holding his stomach, and suddenly fell to the ground.

After a while, Chen An suddenly let out a miserable scream, and he seemed to roll all over the beach.

"Ahh Hit someone, hit someone. With a flat chest, she has been single for 800 million years, and she is still a pathetic old virgin who no one wants, plus even the housework waste wood that Uncle Ben has to wash for her to help her wash her underwear~! ”

――That touch just now!?

Yonglin withdrew her fist and frowned at her hand. For some reason, a thought took over her mind like lightning, making her stare at Chen An, who was rolling around on the beach and shouting and howling like a scoundrel.

"You ......"

"Hey, what are you doing? The private talent will not be there for a while, why do you run and roll on the beach. ”

The question that was about to be uttered was interrupted by the scourge that had returned from swimming in the sea. Yonglin frowned, and decided to wait and see what happened for the time being.

Maybe...... Maybe she's wrong. After all, there shouldn't be such stupid people in the world.

"Huh?"

Hearing the sound, Chen An, who was rolling around, suddenly seemed to have stepped on the brakes and stopped rolling. He looked up.

A ditch...... Ah, no, it's a pair of familiar big white legs. His gaze followed the big white leg upward, swept over a ditch that he accidentally saw just now, and then swept over the super white rabbit that was shaking and shaking, even if the owner was not moving, Chen An saw the cheeks with wet hair and a confused face.

"I can actually see the ditch, it seems that I was not wrong that day, it was really a white tiger. ……”

Muttering subtle words that he resolutely couldn't let others hear, Chen An, who felt that it was rude to lie under the girl, suddenly stood up from the beach. He supported his waist with the palm of his hand spread out with one hand, and pointed at Yonglin who was staring at him with the other, with a rare momentum.

"Tell you, you 800-million-year-old stinky little ghost, uncle is going to swim around now, so I'll lend you a chair for the time being...... But! You remember it for the uncle, if you haven't changed into a swimsuit and obediently left the chair when the uncle comes back, the uncle has you and look! ”

Looking down at Yonglin and leaving a warning that he thought was powerful, Chen An shook his head and raised his long hair, and shouted, "The sea, I'm coming!" With such a cheerful declaration, he quickly ran towards the sea.

Staring at Chen An's footprints on the beach, Yonglin's brows became tighter and tighter.

She found that compared to the footprints at the beginning, the footprints left by Chen An's departure were a little smaller!

And the posture he had held up his waist and the drink on the chair before. Could it be ......

Yes or no, it's useless to think about it, it's better to observe it yourself!

There is a mixture of unbelievable and unbelievable emotions in his eyes. Yonglin pursed her lips tightly, looking at Chen An, who had already entered the sea, and was quickly heading towards the distant island on the sea like an arrow from the string, and suddenly made up her mind.

Throwing away the big sunglasses on the bridge of his nose and grabbing the swimsuit he didn't plan to put on, Yonglin jumped off the beach chair and headed towards the jungle next to him.

"It's inexplicable."

It feels inexplicable to leave a person in place. tilted his head to look at Chen An, who was only a little bit left on the sea, and then looked at Yonglin, who had disappeared into the jungle with a swimsuit, and muttered to occupy the empty beach chair, put on sunglasses, picked up the cold drink next to him, and basked in the sun leisurely.

……