"Hehe, I'm distracted~" I smiled and went to pick up the bamboo shoots that were thrown on the ground, but was pushed out by my mother: "Go, you play while playing, don't make trouble for me here......"

I walked out of the kitchen and sat down by the stove again. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"I was kicked out by your mother~" Dad looked at me and smiled brightly.

"yes!" I don't take the bait, I break the jar. Well, if you want to retaliate, it depends on whether I'm willing to give you this opportunity.

"......" Sure enough, my father was choked by me and couldn't speak. Before he could deliver the sarcasm he had prepared, the enemy had already disarmed and surrendered.

"Dad, you better go and pluck the chicken feathers, otherwise after a while, Mom will nag again~~" I looked at the smoking kettle and suggested to my father very sincerely.

"Go, come with me!" Dad said to me with a black face and a pot.

"I'm not going, in case my mother asks me to peel garlic or something for a while and can't find anyone, she'll scold me again!" I stared at the TV and retorted.

"......" Dad silently carried the pot and went out alone. After a while, a rooster's crow came. Thinking that the chicken should be killed, I hurried over to see the excitement.

"Dad, you are so powerful, you killed the chicken with one knife this time. You see, the head of the chicken is still on the chicken! "I'm happy to pat my dad on the back.

Dad's face was swollen and red, and he finally couldn't bear it anymore and shouted at me: "Get out of here~"

I immediately got out of the way.

It's strange to say that my father has never killed a chicken when he is so big. This problem was never noticed by me and my mom. In the past, when I killed chickens, I had a grandmother, and after my grandmother left, my grandfather went up. After the grandfather also left, the mother killed. It was by chance that my mother asked my father to kill me if she couldn't let go of her hand. Killing chickens, what a simple thing, Dad can't say that he has never done it! So, the novice dad took the kitchen knife directly. With a knife, the chicken didn't die, it clucked and scurried around, getting hair and blood everywhere.

When my mother heard the sound, she came out and saw it, and she was almost scared to death. Dad stood like a wooden chicken, with a lot of blood sprayed on his face and chest, and the ground was also red, and the crooked chickens clucked and jumped around, frightening the chickens that had not yet died in a panic. The whole yard is a scene of chickens flying and dogs jumping.

After that, my mother didn't dare to let my father kill chickens. But if my father doesn't do it, isn't it a joke for the girls to not be able to do such a simple thing as a big man? So, every time it was time to kill chickens, my father volunteered.

After another chicken-fly-dog jump, Dad finally found the trick. In the future, when the chicken is killed, the father will directly carry the axe, and when the axe goes down, no matter how hard the chicken neck is, it will be cut into two pieces. Not only that, but the head of the chicken often flies away without a trace. So my father killed the chickens, and the poor chickens were always in a different place and could not die well. It's also a classic joke in my family.

Unexpectedly, my father, who has always killed chickens with an axe, completed the task so beautifully and chic with a kitchen knife this time, which made me dumbfounded. Sure enough, Shibei three days, should be impressed.

"How?" Dad carried the naked chicken that had been plucked out and showed off to me.

"Not really!" I kept my mouth shut and was determined not to say a good word.

"I see that you must have admired the five-body body in your heart~" Dad snorted and rushed into the kitchen like a gust of wind.

After a while, my mother's exclamation came from the kitchen: "Yo, I can finally see a chicken head when I eat chicken......"

Hearing this, I couldn't help but laugh and fell on the sofa: Hahaha, I really deserve to be my mother~

Daddy came out of the kitchen in a daze and watched me continue to scream. After a long time, he sighed, pretending to be very resentful and said, "Why do I feel that I have less and less status at home~~"

The light snow drifted for a day and stopped. When I got up the next day, I couldn't see any signs of yesterday's snowfall, except that the ground was a little wet. Although it snowed earlier than usual this year, it was not a good weather.

The sky was overcast as usual. After breakfast, Mrs. Xu came to my house with the soles of her shoes. Mrs. Xu hasn't changed much over the years, and it's still the same as I saw when I was a child. There was neither one more nor one less wrinkle on the face, and the hair did not turn much whiter. As in previous winters, she wore a hat on her short ear-length hair. This year's hat is made of dark red wool, with a few enclosed woolen flowers on the edge, and a circle of fluffy hair on the edge of the flower near the brim.

"Granny Xu, your hat is so fashionable!" Looking at Mrs. Xu from afar, I shouted at her.

"Xiaocao, you have been so sweet since you were a child~" Mrs. Xu touched her hat with a smile and walked over slowly.

After arriving home, Mrs. Xu chatted with her mother with the soles of her shoes, chatting about some old things in the past and the shortcomings of the current parents of each family. I listened to it with and without a match, and occasionally interjected a couple of sentences.

Unconsciously, Mrs. Xu pulled Ma Xiaolong, saying that Ma Xiaolong is now wide, and there is a special car to pick him up and drop him off.

Mom subconsciously looked at me, careful not to speak. I smiled at her disapprovingly and said, "Of course." Our round-faced principal said more than ten years ago that Ma Xiaolong was the golden phoenix in the mountain nest. ”

The round-faced principal is the former principal of Ueno Elementary School surnamed Chen. Because he has a very round face and a good person, everyone has always called him this in private.

"That's it! It's not that my wife is talkative, Xiaocao'er, it was you that Ma Xiaolong fell in love with back then. If the two of you are going to do it, then what is the name of the lady, and the treatment of the special car transfer is you! As if she remembered something, Mrs. Xu stopped her movements and said to me.

"No way, I don't have such a good life!" I pursed my lips and said with a grin.

"Xiaocao'er, I didn't say it, I saw Ma Xiaolong's daughter-in-law once, where are you good-looking, demonic, and your mouth is still smeared with black red, it's really scary...... I don't know what Xiaolong's kid thinks, tsk......" Mrs. Xu said to me seriously, and when she mentioned Ma Xiaolong's daughter-in-law's appearance of wearing lipstick, her body couldn't help but tremble twice, as if the scary scene was still vivid.

"Oh, old sister-in-law, that's fashionable. Women in big cities like this. Mom was amused by Mrs. Xu's appearance and couldn't help but say.

"Really?" Mrs. Xu touched her hat, a little unclear.

"Yes." I couldn't help but smile and nodded in agreement.

"It's really strange for women in big cities~" Mrs. Xu muttered, and then began to accept the soles of her shoes again. The shoes looked good, and they were so big that they didn't look like women's shoes but men's.