Chapter 4 There is nothing in the world that cannot be solved with five cents
Cheng Qinghe glanced at the book, his eyes flashed, he stood up suddenly, in order to show his anger, he deliberately threw the blanket to the ground, and said expressionlessly: "You filthy thing, you make my house so dirty, I want you to clean it up for me immediately, otherwise don't think about leaving!" I'm going to take all your inheritance, so you won't have a sleep on the streets!" ”
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Liu Laosi hesitated for a moment when he heard this, and finally tore off a small piece of the corner of his clothes without saying a word, and looked at her to wipe the floor tiles.
Are you so aggrieved?
The book is right, no matter what the hell it is, it still retains the habits of life more or less.
The next morning, when Bai Shi came to look for her, she was squatting in front of the house with black circles under her eyes and burning the coins, Bai Shi touched her nose and squatted down, and asked her: "It's not the Qingming Festival, who is this burned for?" ”
Cheng Qinghe sighed vicissitudes: "There is nothing in the world that can't be solved for five cents, if there is, it's one dollar." ”
Shiraishi was happy and rubbed her head.
"There's a thunderstorm at two o'clock in the afternoon, I'll take you to something later."
Cheng Qinghe looked up at the sky, there were no clouds, and the sun was shining.
Shiraishi took the last bit of the coin in her hand and threw it into the charcoal basin, told her to go into the house and get an umbrella, and then took her by the hand and led her to the side of the road.
At this time, dark clouds began to appear in the sky.
Shiraishi let go of her hand, and in two or three steps she quickly plunged into the half-human-high grass canopy, but in the blink of an eye, she was at the river a few hundred meters away.
It's the jujube tree that has grown too luxuriantly.
Shiraishi jumped onto the branch and tied a long lightning rod to the very top.
There was no danger in the process, and the jujube tree did not move, and it looked like an ordinary jujube tree.
But then the wind blew violently, and when the first thunder sounded, Cheng Qinghe vaguely heard the rough words "I day~" from the sound of wind, thunder, and rain.
"Boom~Crackling~"
A purple lightning bolt struck the body of the jujube tree, and immediately exploded like a fire in oil, and it burst into flames.
Cheng Qinghe held an umbrella and looked at the jujube tree dancing in the fire in a daze, and saw Baishi braving the rain and slashing at it with a knife.
Eventually, he returned with a burnt log.
"Tomorrow my master and I have something to leave for a while, senior brother, I will give you this self-defense, the jujube tree will gather yin in a humid place, and it will be full of yang energy after being hit by the thunder and lightning of the sun."
Cheng Qinghe looked at this piece of wood tangled and didn't know how to start, Bai Shi smiled, she looked up, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, he was smiling, and there was a shallow dimple on one side of his cheek, a young man of this age had vaguely begun to have the toughness of a man, she looked down, staring at his sweaty chest and cheeks hot.
She sensed something, but it was fleeting, and Shiraishi had already smiled at this moment, took a few steps back, drew his dagger, and began to carve.
"This jujube tree has some Taoism, and I usually like to turn into a child and tease people, but I have never killed people."
In this way, the so-called Yu Ying is probably it, Cheng Qinghe looked at the jujube tree that was still smoking in the distance: "But she wants to kill me." ”
"Hmm." Shiraishi raised the faintly formed wooden sword and blew away the sawdust on it, "Maybe you have what it wants." ”
Cheng Qinghe put his hands behind his back, and his palms seemed to still have the burning pain of that day.
On the second day, Confucius and his apprentices really rolled up their burdens and left in a hurry.
A few days later, her father Cheng Ming came back, but his beard was stubble, and his complexion was obviously not very good.
He touched Cheng Qinghe's head, and beckoned his grandmother to enter the house and close the door, as if he had something to discuss.
After a while, Grandpa Cheng Yun's angry voice came from the house: "What a two-skinned face, how did we help her back then, it's really wolf-hearted!" ”
Cheng Qinghe walked over quietly and listened to the door.
It turned out that her deceased mother's sister took advantage of Liu Laosi's death to tell people everywhere that the old Cheng family had a lawsuit, spread rumors, and stinked the reputation of the Cheng family.
Speaking of this aunt, it was also a mess back then, the sisters liked Cheng Ming at the same time, but he liked his sister, and his sister was somehow slept with a ruffian, Lai said that her sister framed her, Cheng Ming looked at her pitifully, and kindly promised to help the ruffian a hand, so that she would have to rely on in the future.
This is good, how many overt and covert benefits have been given over the years, and even when I go out to talk about business, I take the church by hand, and I feed all the white-eyed wolves!
"Even if I sell all the land cheaply, I won't give it to him!"
In this way, I have a plan.
Cheng Qinghe also has his own abacus, what happened at home, the cause is still her, and Liu Laosi's death is also her fault in the final analysis.
She went back to her room, feeling a little guilty, so it was difficult to say whether the family's business could be guaranteed or not.
Under the bed, Liu Laosi, who was a little transparent, was full of food and drink, curled up and sleeping, like a fat pig, but one foot had no soles, bare Sen Sen's broken bones and flesh, which was extremely conspicuous.
Not knowing if there was a way to mend her soul, she climbed into bed and turned over the ghost service.
When she read that hundreds of people's feces were smeared, Liu Laosi under the bed scratched his buttocks and slept like thunder, completely unthinking that he would encounter a sudden fecal disaster next.
Speaking of the feces of these 100 people, it must be difficult to collect it in the town, but it is not a problem at all in the countryside, and at night Qinghe drove Liu Laosi with a wooden sword to climb to the public latrine next to the dirt road in the village, lifted the lid on the back, pinched his nose and kicked Liu Laosi down.
Liu Laosi was looking for death and life at first, but later he felt that his whole body was comfortable, his waist was not sore, his legs were not painful, and he let go of his hands and feet and wandered in the sea of dung with a whimper.
"I remember." Liu Laosi, who gradually became swollen, spit out a large mouthful of silt.
"When I opened one of the snakes' heads, I found that it had a very thin pendant around its neck, and a small Ke character was engraved on it."
Then he was swept into the pond by a blue-skinned python that suddenly appeared, and as for his feet, he had seen them in the mouth of the snake.
Plummet? It seems that the snake has an owner, why didn't she find it at the time? Also, the process is blurry even to herself.
Since there is an owner, then this owner will not give up so easily, and it will definitely appear again......
The restored Liu Laosi is a single, with nowhere to go, not to mention that someone will burn paper for him during the New Year's holidays, so if you think about it, it is better to be a tenant at Cheng Qinghe's house, her family is full of yin energy, and she has food and drink, but it is not bad, it is a big deal to run errands or something for the little boy as rent.