Yang Chong rode a second-hand battery car on the road again. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

This time he came to Sanlitun.

The prosperous land of smoke and willows, the hometown of gentleness and wealth, is the only place here.

Looking at the women wearing heavy makeup on the streets and alleys, Yang Chong unconsciously remembered that more than a hundred years ago, in the same Beiping, a place called Bada Hutong was well-known at home and abroad, and it was not far behind here.

It seems that Beiping has inherited the fine tradition of the erotic industry in the feudal era.

I like it, hehe......

The sun is setting, and the sky is already dusk.

Riding a second-hand battery car on the wide avenue, listening to the sound of old parts rubbing, Yang Chong actually felt a little comfortable.

Unconsciously came to Yida Plaza.

Yida Plaza is a commercial building invested and built by Wanda Group, a real estate company, in Huaxia, which generally includes shopping malls, entertainment centers and urban apartments. The places where they are built often become local landmarks.

Today, Yida Plaza in Peking is an extremely prosperous comprehensive business district.

In the center of it stands the towering Yida Tower, the iconic entertainment area of the square.

Yang Chong passed by here, of course, he inevitably had to go in to visit.

However, as soon as he reached the door, he was stopped.

The person who stopped him was a strong man with five big and three thick flat heads, wearing a green national security jersey, a big round face full of pride and disdain, and a beautiful woman wearing hot pants and boots stood next to him, and his hand was on the beauty's buttocks.

"Good dogs don't get in the way, you know?" Yang Chong said lightly.

When the strong man heard this, he immediately got out of the way.

But on second thought, no, good dogs don't get in the way, wouldn't I really be a dog if I got out of the way?

So he hurriedly turned sideways and came back to block Yang Chong's way.

"What do you mean?" Yang Chong didn't bother to push him.

"Yo, get started, huh?" The strong man sneered, "Look at your forced appearance, ride a broken electric car to Wanda Plaza, do you think this is your broken hometown?" At first glance, it's a bad commodity from out of town, hillbilly, hurry up and go back to plowing the fields! ”

Grass, did Lao Tzu have a mocking face?

Is everyone going to mess with me?

Yang Chong narrowed his eyes and looked directly at the strong man coldly: "What's wrong with the outsiders, did the outsiders recruit you and provoke you?" ”

The strong man said: "Ahh You outsiders are the most unqualified, not only dirty our great city, but also push up our housing prices, the culprit is you outsiders! The field is forced to get out of Beiping! ”

After saying that, he spat on the ground.

Yes, outsiders make Beiping dirty.

Yang Chong smiled and said: "You said that outsiders pushed up housing prices, and you didn't take less money when you demolished, right?" You said that the other places are forced to get out of Beiping, do you dare to shout at those people in Zhongnanhai again? ”

The strong man looked embarrassed and shouted: "I let you get out of Beiping, you poor people!" The bottom of society! Human scum! ”

Alas, you say that I am a foreigner, and I can bear it.

After all, I am indeed an outsider.

But you say I'm poor, I can bear it, I'm afraid my father can't bear it.

Yang Chong didn't have the urge to beat him, for this kind of brainless who laughs at the poor and doesn't laugh at the prostitute, it is more refreshing to give him mental oppression. So he pulled out his phone and said a few words into the other end of the phone.

"The king tears the onions...... Yes, it's me...... Drive over the broken cars that I have parked in my house...... ...... in Sanlitun"

The strong man waited for him to finish the call, and snorted contemptuously: "Yo, you're not convinced, are you?" Want to fight? ”

As he spoke, he exposed his own fat fat.

Stretching out his hand, boasting, punching bag-sized fist.

The meaning is very clear, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you at all!

Yang Chong didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, so he sat on the bench next to him and waited for Wang to tear the onion over.

He took out a puff of his cigarette and said, "If you want to be beaten by me, you are not qualified yet, this time I just want you to see what kind of car the poor man drives." ”

Seeing Yang Chong's appearance, the strong man smiled and said, "You are crazy enough!" Okay, okay, dad will see what kind of broken car you can drive over, if it is the level of your second-hand battery car, I'm afraid it will fall apart on the road, right? ”

The beauty also laughed screamingly with the strong man, and the powder on her face fell off several layers.

In less than five minutes, Wang Torn the onion came.

He drove his Alto, parked at the door of Yida Building, and then came to report to Yang Chong.

"That's it?" The strong man ran to Alto and kicked a few times, the iron car was old, and it was falling off layers of rust, he turned his face and sarcastically mocked Yang Chong, "That's it, why are you embarrassed to brag to me?" ”

As soon as the words ended, a dull roar came from the end of the long street.

The strong man turned his head to look, and a pair of big eyes immediately widened like copper bells, his breathing became rapid and short, and his chest seemed to be pressed by a boulder, making him breathe hard.

It turned out that thirty silver-white Ferraris had been driven there.

Their license plates are very eye-catching, with white characters on a blue background, from Beijing A00001 to Beijing A00030, neatly and uniformly, arranged according to the size of the numbers.

The convoy is divided into two columns, coming in a straight line from the corner, the speed is slow and oppressive, and the sound of the tightly ordered engine is resonant, a scene that is easily reminiscent of the arrogant marching soldiers in the movie "Star Wars".

Soon, the Scuderia Ferrari occupied the entire open space in front of the Yida Building.

Passers-by had never seen such a large-scale luxury car trip, and when they saw the convoy, they were all scared to run and give way, for fear of getting into trouble.

A large area appeared on Yida Plaza.

Seeing this scene, the strong man was about to jump to his feet and scold his mother!

Oh my god, how many broken cars are here?

Can you not deceive people, can you still be a little honest!

Yang Chong whispered a few words to Wang Tearing Onion, and Wang Tearing Onion took the order, ran to the Ferrari team, explained the order to each driver, and then ran back with a smile.

looked at the strong man's eyes, full of pity.

The strong man was still in shock, and he didn't notice that Wang Tearing Onion looked at him like a disabled person.

After receiving the order, the Scuderia Ferrari divided into two columns, left and right, and began to move.

The fifteen cars on the left are like a pen walking dragon snake, expelling an S style.

The fifteen cars on the right are like tigers descending the mountain, and they are discharged in the style of a B.

These two letters have a very special meaning in the Chinese language, and of course, they are also the signature mantra of the citizens of Beiping.

SB!

After the strong man recognized the two letters, he couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of old blood, and the fat pig-like body slammed on the road, still muttering in his mouth: "I don't believe it, I don't believe it......"

Yang Chong stood in front of the strong man with a bored face and looked at him condescendingly: "Should a poor man like me get out of Beiping?" ”

The strong man is still dead: "Hmph, don't be arrogant, don't be afraid to tell you, my cousin is Yang Sicong." What if you have money, do you have my cousin and have money? His family is the richest man in the country! ”