"Comrades, I have something to tell you. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info I'm the cosmic cigarette factory drop. Our company would like to sponsor you for this column and promote our products. ”

"I'd like to recommend a new type of cigarette to everyone."

Ma Chunchang wears an old-fashioned Mao suit, an old-fashioned hat, and a briefcase in his armpit, and is practicing the cross talk joke "Universe Brand Cigarettes" on the stage according to Li Feiyang's requirements.

He held up the cosmic brand cigarette box handed to him by Li Feiyang in his hand, and recommended it to the unwarranted audience in front of him: "It's this kind of cigarette." Which of you smoke? Who's going to smoke it? ”

Ma Chunchang said a mouthful of Tangcheng vernacular, and with a serious demeanor, he took the cigarette case and let it go in front of Li Feiyang and a few others, and finally took out a cigarette from the cigarette box and lit it, "Our cosmic brand cigarettes, no matter in any aspect, have entered the advanced ranks of the country." In terms of adjectives, it is the factory with small ambitions ~ A golden phoenix flew out of the mountain nest! ”

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"Now it has been marketed to many cities across the country, including Taiwan! We are also ready to break out of Asia and enter the international market... ”

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After the whole joke, although there were only four audiences at the scene, Li Feiyang, Wang Yuanyuan, Chen Feisi and Zhu Linmao, Ma Chunchang still said very seriously, and tried his best to present the form required by Li Feiyang.

When the joke was over, all four of them applauded.

Wang Yuan laughed and said, "Old Ma, this is done!" It's absolutely no problem to go to the Spring Festival Gala! ”

Chen Feisi also said: "Uncle Ma, I think the probability of passing this paragraph is very high, and it is even more exciting than your last show." ”

After watching Ma Chunchang's performance, although because of the first rehearsal, the lines are still a little rusty, and some of the lines that I didn't remember were all Ma Chunchang's temporary thoughts, and he changed them on the spot based on his impression, but the central meaning has not changed, and it is still funny and funny.

They are all engaged in performances, and they are all people who know the goods, this joke is rehearsed like this, and everyone knows that it is different when they see it like this.

In fact, this joke of "Universe Brand Cigarettes" must also be controlled by an old cross talk performance artist with great stage experience, and the general speech is not clever, and the cross talk actors who can't play on the scene are asked to perform, and they can't get this kind of humorous effect.

Therefore, for those who do the job of performing, you must have a face that is born to do this, and you must have such an aura that matches the performance, plus have such a talent for performance, and these conditions are combined to make people reach a certain level of performance; Otherwise, even if you are working hard, it will not work.

Ma Chunchang is an excellent cross talk performance artist with talent and aura, so when he performs this "Universe Brand Cigarette", when he performs it, it is no less than the performance level of Mr. Ma Ji in his previous life. This made Li Feiyang extremely happy, and he was a little worried at first that Ma Chunchang would not be able to control this role and not be able to show the kind of situation he wanted. But now that I've read it, there's nothing to worry about.

Ma Chunchang was also very excited, took Li Feiyang's hand and said: "Feiyang, I just looked good at this joke, but I didn't expect the live performance to be even more than I imagined." ”

He smiled and said, "It's a good joke, I'll give it a try tomorrow to the program team." There should be no problem. But~"

Ma Chunchang hesitated a little and said: "It's best not to let the program team know about your Tangcheng production of cosmic brand cigarettes, otherwise there will be a suspicion of advertising products." Although we do advertise. ”

Li Feiyang smiled: "This is definitely no problem, we must keep it secret." In fact, when the time comes, it will be known by the Central Station, and there will be no big problem, after all, it is a propaganda state-owned enterprise, if our Tangcheng Cigarette Factory really comes back to life because of your cross talk, the TV station is expected to not criticize you, but will take this incident as your merit. Perhaps, this will be a good story in the literary and artistic world. ”

Ma Chun often lit a cosmic cigarette, swallowed the clouds and said with mist: "Don't say it, this smoke is really authentic, no worse than those famous cigarettes." ”

Li Feiyang said: "We not only have smoke in Tangcheng, but also wine, and it is also sorghum wine!" The wine is pure and dry, with a long aftertaste, and it is no worse than those famous wines! I still have a few bottles of our Tangcheng specialty sorghum wine at my residence, and I will give you a few bottles when the time comes. ”

Ma Chunchang's eyes lit up, "That feeling is good!" I usually like to drink two glasses, but you kid won't make another cross talk joke in the name of sorghum wine, right? ”

Li Feiyang shook his head and smiled: "What's the matter?" You're too worried! ”

Chen Feisi, who was watching from the sidelines, said: "Uncle Ma, you don't need to promote this sorghum wine, Feiyang has already written it in one of his books!" The title of the book is called "Red Sorghum"! ”

"And this?" Ma Chunchang said: "I haven't read Feiyang's novel yet, I have to study it carefully when I go back!" ”

Li Feiyang looked embarrassed, "A book of absurd words, where is it worth your study?" You just look at me a few times, and you care and love me. ”

"Hey, look at what the kid said, I have to take a good look at this book!" When Ma Chunchang said this, several people laughed.

Seeing that Li Feiyang's cross talk joke to Ma Chunchang was so good, Chen Feisi and Zhu Linmao were a little anxious. Chen Feisi walked up to Li Feiyang, "Feiyang, where is the program you just said to us?" ”

Li Feiyang saw his burning eyes and a look of expectation on his face, and said with a smile: "This program for you is difficult to describe in words. It mainly relies on action to win, and the language dialogue only plays a role in this script as a foil and connection. ”

Speaking of this, Li Feiyang said: "In this way, I will tell you about this scene first, you can experience the scene and the facial expressions required for the performance, and we will rehearse it later." ”

The sketch "Eating Noodles" is very different from the cross talk "Universe Brand Cigarettes", the former is successful with action, while the latter uses language to impress the audience.

The sketch "Eating Noodles", excluding the funny actions of the protagonist, basically has nothing to say. The reason why this sketch achieved great success in the previous life is because of the novel subject matter, the audience at that time had never seen this kind of performance, and the other is closely related to the acting skills of the actors. It can be said that only Chen Xiaoer can perform the essence of this sketch, and it is difficult to reach his level if he changes any actor. Not to mention surpassing them.

But Chen Feisi and Zhu Linmao in this world are strikingly similar to the two actors Chen Xiaozhu in their previous life, and they also have eight points of charm between their conversations. It is for this reason that Li Feiyang came up with the sketch "Eating Noodles".

On the stage, the two were listening to Li Feiyang's explanation of this sketch.

The funny thing about this sketch lies in the acting skills, and it has little to do with the language, so even if it is written in the form of a script, it will not make people feel like this sketch is bright. There are some things that are not suitable for writing, and the description of words has its weakness and paleness, and only the body movements on the scene can show this scene in three dimensions.

It's like a dance, only the movement of the body can present the beauty, and if you only use words to describe the movements and figures of the actors, it is very pale and weak.

Sketch was originally a general term for the rehearsal jokes of film and television actors, and its function was similar to the test paper used in the exam. The people of this world have not yet made it independent as a separate form of performance. Therefore, Chen Feisi and Zhu Linmao are a little not optimistic about this repertoire, after listening to Li Feiyang, both of them are a little unable to lift their spirits, although they feel a little interesting, but this kind of "a little interesting" may not be able to meet the strict requirements of the program team.

It's not like "Cosmic Smoke" just now, when Ma Chun often vividly showed this show, the two knew that the probability of passing the show on this cross talk was basically no suspense. But the two of them are a little unoptimistic about this "Eating Noodles". After all, for the presentation of the scene in their minds, it is not clear enough for them.

After listening to Li Feiyang's explanation, the two began to rehearse.

Zhu: "Attention departments, we still lack an extra, who can find one on the spot?" ”

Chen: "Director, director!" Are you looking for an actor? Director, do you think I can do it? ”

"Zhu: You?"

Chen: "yes. ”

Zhu: "Do you have a foundation in acting?" ”

Chen: "Mine warfare, tunnel warfare, these movies~"

Zhu was taken aback, and his face was puzzled: "Have you participated in it all?" ”

Chen: "I've seen them all! ”

Zhu: "Hey! ”

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Zhu: "There are two lines in total, why are you in a hurry?" ”

Chen Feisi grabbed the words: "Yes, there are two lines in total, I'm not in a hurry." ”

Zhu: "No, what I'm saying is that there are two lines in total, why are you in a hurry?" ”

Chen: "yes, I'm not in a hurry! ”

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The rehearsal is here, and the laughter begins to explode.

Ma Chunchang and Wang Yuanyuan next to him were laughing. Ma Chunchang gave a thumbs up to Li Feiyang: "Feiyang, you are really a genius screenwriter!" ”