Chapter 0070: True Horse Monkey Shochu
The girl was shocked.
She doesn't believe the sky is blue.
She didn't believe it...... Well, she just couldn't accept the fact that Nangong Yun, a funny girl who was only eighteen years old and a dead house, had found a boyfriend who looked even more beautiful than her...... Wait a minute!
"You're a man?" The girl looked at Su Xiaoyang in shock. "You're not talking nonsense!" Su Xiaoyang said, "Why don't you come to the site for testing?" ”
"Well, that's free." The girl waved her hand, "But since Xiaoyun's boyfriend Niang is like this, it can be seen that her lily tendency has not changed at all...... Hey, thinking about it like this, I instantly feel a lot better, isn't it, Xiaoyun? The girl kept pinching Nangong Yun's face as she spoke. Yes, yes! Nangong Yun replied obediently.
“…… You two are sick, right? Su Xiaoyang felt that he couldn't bear it anymore, although he always thought that he was already very abnormal compared to ordinary people, until he saw Nangong Yun, he found that there were people in the world who were as abnormal as himself, but he didn't expect to meet a more perverted one now, it was really a beep husky.
"My name is Ding Yuhang, Xiaoyun's friend." The girl ignored Su Yang's complaints, casually stretched out her hand to him, and introduced herself. "Hmm, hello, hello." Su Xiaoyang said vaguely, "I thought you were a lily." ”
"Originally, yes, but now suddenly a you pop up, so what happens?" Ding Yuhang smiled so sinisterly that Su Xiaoyang didn't dare to speak, for fear that one would accidentally choose the firewood knife line.
"Yuhang, don't scare him, he's cowardly." Nangong Yun shook Ding Yuhang's arm and said. "It's not that I'm scaring him, it's not that you don't know, what will happen if someone robs me...... you" Ding Yuhang said, Zhong Erdi raised his arms and raised his head to the sky, "The world will explode!" ”
As soon as Ding Yuhang's words fell, an explosion sounded not far away, and the air wave shook the three of them to the ground.
"Damn, you're really fried!!" Su Xiaoyang was so frightened that he trembled, "Didn't you just rob your girlfriend?" As for revenge on society? ”
"Shut up!" Ding Yuhang raised his head with difficulty and observed the surrounding situation, "This is a terrorist attack, you guys hide it, I'll deal with it." ”
"Clams?" Su Xiaoyang was stunned, then got up from the ground and walked to Nangong Yun's side. "Xiaoyun, are you okay?" "It's okay, it's okay." Nangong Yun was helped up by Su Xiaoyang, and he seemed a little stumbling under his feet.
"Got your feet, huh?" The quick-witted Su Xiaoyang understood at once, and hurriedly leaned over. "Come on, I'll carry you, let's go to a safe place and hide."
"Can you carry it?" "Don't talk nonsense, come up."
Although in Nangong Yun's eyes, Su Xiaoyang is a waster who is even more wasted than himself, but Nangong Yun still believes in his judgment. So Su Xiaoyang carried Nangong Yun very hard, and walked around the comic exhibition venue that had fallen into darkness and noisy shouts for a long time, and got into a fitting room.
"Whew, you're so heavy......" Su Xiaoyang panted and fell to the ground with Nangong Yun. You're a big-headed ghost, I'm just in my early 1.5 meters, and I'm so thin, do you still have a little bit of discipline? Although Nangong Yun complained, his heart was still very warm, at least this waste man did not leave her when he was in danger, it seems that his vision is still very good.
The waste man Su Xiaoyang collapsed on the ground and gasped for a while, and suddenly said, "Xiaoyun, my ankle hurts, let me rub it for you?" "Yes, yes!" Nangong Yun is very happy, this waste wood boyfriend has finally shown a little bit of Long Aotian's potential, at least he will please her on specific occasions.
Then Su Xiaoyang grabbed Nangong Yun's feet in white stockings, and touched them while sighing and admiring. "Hey, you bastard, are you getting a massage?" "It's beautiful...... Xiaoyun, give me these stockings, I'll take them back and masturbate them. "You, you...... Dead perverted! Stockings control! Lolicon! you, huh! "Hey, I'll control you, what's wrong......"
Just when Su Xiaoyang and Nangong Yun were flirting, the battle outside had already become white-hot. A group of heavily armed mercenaries are surrounding a black-robed man and attacking the resistance forces in front. The black-robed man moved forward slowly, and every once in a while he spat out a dark green ball of liquid from his mouth with an astonishing range, exploding behind the cover where the security guards were hiding, followed by the screams of the security guards behind one of the bunkers finding their skin corroded.
"Damn, what kind of skill is this, it's disgusting." Su Xiaoyang, who had just adapted to the dark environment, pulled the curtain of the fitting room and watched the battle outside. After speaking, Su Xiaoyang looked at the white silk on his hand again, leaned in front of his nose and sniffed, with a satisfied expression. "Ah, the smell of Lori ......"
"Connoisseur...... Connoisseur, your sister! Nangong Yun tightly shrunk his bare legs and looked at Su Xiaoyang with a flushed face. It's time to forget my sister.,It's really perverted.。 ”
Just now, Su Xiaoyang took the opportunity of the massage to suddenly tightly suppress Nangong Yun's body, and then when Nangong Yun kicked and kicked him, he quickly took off her stockings, and also grabbed her two cute little feet and played for a long time, which made Nangong Yun feel a strange feeling all over his body until now.
I was really wrong before, this guy is really bold. Nangong Yun stared at Su Xiaoyang with wide eyes, and suddenly had a sense of steadiness in his heart.
"Don't mind, I'm here to enter burst mode and save the world." Su Yang watched the situation on the battlefield intently, as if he could do something to it. "Anyway, didn't that friend of yours say that he was going to deal with it, why is it gone?"
As if to answer Su Xiaoyang's words, suddenly a girl wearing a magical girl cos costume appeared on the battlefield, drawing an inexplicable pattern on her chest with her hands, and then a blue film of water appeared in the air, blocking another venom breath attack from the black-robed man.
"I'm going to have a big deal, your friend is hanging, I didn't expect it to be a horse monkey soju." Su Xiaoyang said excitedly. "No, Su Xiaoyang, can't you have some normal reactions when you see this kind of supernatural thing?" Nangong Yun was stunned for a moment, and then complained.
"Hmm, what should I do?" Su Xiaoyang replied solemnly, "Wo told you, according to the statistics of the Egg Pain Star People, a person like me who is not shocking or has the highest survival rate if he is reborn or transported to another world, I will ask you if you are afraid?" ”