――Tosaka Mansion――

"Ha, ahaha, awesome, really amazing! It's beyond imagination! Isn't that a force stronger than my servant! ”

Flatt screamed with excitement, and he immediately sensed the transcendent magic of the two men in the living room - they were undoubtedly the heroes of the world, and only the Servants could feel that way. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

As soon as he entered the door, Flatt saw two men and two women, both of whom were beautiful and handsome men, and as a normal man, Flatt was first attracted to Rin and Illya. Then as soon as he looked at Saber and Archer, Flat's attention was completely diverted. This is not to say that Flatt is a little man who likes handsome guys, but for him, the Heroic Spirit is much more important than the woman.

"You're here just to see our Heroic Spirits. Master of Assassin. ”

Rin Tosaka's words were filled with extreme unhappiness and deep hostility, and the magic circulating in his arms was even more hostile. The magic was almost flowing along a certain pattern, as if it would attack directly in the next second.

This is also a matter of course, not to mention the Assassin and the Master, who are supposed to be hiding in the shadows, any Heroic Spirit who walks into the enemy's base camp and then declares his identity is undoubtedly a very outrageous thing, and it really makes people suspect that this is a move made by an Assassin with special skills who wants to assassinate the Master directly.

So, together with Saber, Archer set a hostile gaze on the Assassin, who stood beside Flatt like a maid. Illya also watched the foreign young man in silence because she felt the tension in the air at the scene, and Flatt seemed to be shocked by Rin's magic before speaking.

"Huh? Hey? Is it magic? Aren't all Japanese ninjas? It's supposed to be ninjutsu, right? Frath remembered the movie he had watched, scratched his head and muttered, "Chinese are all good at kung fu, and Japanese are all good at ninjutsu...... Or is this the result of the new magic system that has become popular in Japan lately? Is it true that there is a group in Japan that learns fire magic? ”

“…… I don't know if you're joking or where you gathered the information, but it's completely wrong!! Rin took a deep breath and gritted her teeth and said, "This is an authentic magic trick powered by magic markings, the same as yours!" ”

Facing the appearance of Rin's fried hair, Flatt took a deep breath: "I see, no wonder I was able to succeed when I summoned the Heroic Spirit, I thought that Toki's Holy Grail was constructed using ninjutsu, after all, it was in Japan." ”

Rin was dizzy from Flatt's distraught, and her stomach ached. This guy didn't pretend, he was stupid - Rin confirmed.

“…… Ahhh That's enough, one after another, why is this Holy Grail War all weirdos who don't even know the basic rules! ”

Ignoring Illya's innocent face on the side, [Eh, does that also include me?] Rin slapped the table and asked loudly, "What do you want to do here!" Make it clear to me! Within three sentences!! ”

"That...... My name is Frath Escaldes, and I am the magician of the clock tower. This is my Servant Hassan, and I ask you - please give me your Heroic Spirits! If you give me the Heroic Spirits, I'll take them to the Holy Grail! ”

“……”

This is an overly nonsensical proposition. Saber didn't even get angry and froze, and Archer, who was across from him, didn't know what to say.

Rin was also stunned for about three seconds, except for Illya, Flatt was the second Master to give all his information, but when it comes to the person who asked the other party to surrender the Servant, I'm afraid there has never been a history of the Holy Grail War - could it be that this Holy Grail War is all a bunch of guys who don't know the rules?

"I admire the courage of your self-reported family just now, but ...... There's no way I'm going to agree to your offer, and neither is Iria...... Slow, Illya, what are you thinking?? You're not really going to say yes, are you? ”

"No, no, no, I thought he was familiar just now." Seeing that Rin seemed a little angry, Illya hurriedly explained, then turned her head to stare at Flatt seriously for a long time, and she suddenly asked.

"Wait, wait, you, did you upload a video of iron smelting into gold to YUTUBE the year before last??"

“…… Yes? I'm really embarrassed, last time I wanted to talk about practicing what I learned in alchemy class, and then I asked someone to record it, who knew that he uploaded it to the website - this matter was badly disciplined by the teacher. ”

"You don't know! I really wanted to try it...... Wait a minute! Does alchemy really exist?! ”

"Well, of course, there is a special discipline in the clock tower, called the Alchemy Department."

Rin looked at the two fools and discussed magic...... Enough was enough, she couldn't stand it anymore. One didn't even confirm whether magic really existed, and the other always believed that ninjutsu existed, and even once uploaded a video of using magic to the Internet...... What's going on in this Holy Grail War!?

Slamming the table, Rin loudly ended their conversation, "I'll put these things aside!" Vlat, in short, we can't agree to your request, get ready for the next time as an enemy! ”

“…… That's right, magician, your joke is a bit overdone, it's an insult to the knight. Saber shook his head with a wry smile, but there was no smile in his eyes.

"But if I defeat you like this, it's too unfair to you, go back and get ready to fight, next time, I won't show mercy."

For the serious Saber, Flat's proposal itself was extremely unpleasant, an insult to everyone who had been on the field.

"Ah...... That's right...... It's a pity, it's a pity. ”

Flatt muttered a little frustratedly, felt his jacket pocket, took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, lit it and took a deep breath - it had been 24 hours since he last slept, and during his sleepless periods, Flatt always relied on cigarettes and coffee to keep his mind clear, although he usually did not smoke at all.

Exhaling a puff of white smoke, smoke containing a special aroma wafted into the living room, Flatt sighed and said, "So, may I ask who these two Heroic Spirits are?" To be a Heroic Spirit must be a celebrity in history, right? Please! Can you take a photo with me if you can? ”

“…… It is impossible for the Heroic Spirit to tell the other person's name. Rin felt like she was making idiotic explanations.

Flatt said, "Oh, I see, is this also the rule of the Holy Grail War?" I really don't know about that...... Can you give me a copy of your signature? ”

“……”

An unpleasant silence suddenly enveloped the place, and everyone except Flatt thought so in their hearts—

Is this guy insulting our intelligence?

PS: Flat's setting is too little, add it yourself...... I have a hunch that I'm going to be slapped in the face, but the FSF is probably slower than me, so let's talk about it then.