Chapter 5 "Fire Avoidance Tips" This pit daddy
Wen Yueying's temperament, when it sounds good, it is optimistic, she has nothing in her heart, she says it is ugly, sometimes she is too lazy to think about it and has no heart, and there is never anything that can make her worry for more than an hour. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info This night, she pretended to be cold and tossed Yuxin and Sakura in the room and didn't sleep for half a night, she was okay with herself, she slept peacefully, and got up refreshed the next morning, and after breakfast, she got into yesterday's carriage again.
However, Wen Yueying was not the only one who sat in the car on this day, the middle-aged woman who exuded disdain with the tips of her eyes and nose yesterday also got into the carriage when it started. And this grandmother, who obviously looked like she was one level higher than the little palace maids, was still holding two or three scrolls in her hand, and as soon as she entered the car door, she put the scroll on the small table in front of Wen Yueying, and only said in her mouth: "Since the fourth princess has figured it out now, she no longer eats with tears and little tempers, and the fourth princess is also invited to take the time to read these children's books." After all, she will enter Xijing, the capital of Zhu Ziguo, tomorrow, and the fourth princess is also a smart person, so it is better to plan early. In addition, there is also a booklet on this car, which is also helpful for the four princesses to understand Zhu Ziguo. The fourth princess should not be disgusted with Mama Zhou's chatter. ”
Wen Yueying only nodded silently, stretched out her hand and pulled out the top one and opened it to look at it, that Zhou Mama saw her so smooth, she was only surprised for a moment, then smiled meaninglessly, and didn't say much, and walked out hastily.
The books that Mama brought this week are nothing more than some customs and etiquette, the relationship between the harem and the court, etc., Wen Yueying picked up the first two books and flipped through them roughly, and felt that it was not interesting to look at, so she directly took the bottom one to read. This book is slightly thinner than the first two books, and the title of the book is not the same style as the previous two books, which is actually "Fire Avoidance".
Wen Yueying was a little interested when she saw the title of this book, and immediately sat up straight to look through it, could it be that the scene in her journey through time was more than just Gong Dou? Could it be that there is a plot where Xiuzhen or martial arts gods and horses may be gods? The title of the three-character combination of "Fire Avoidance" sounds a bit lofty!
just waited for her to turn through the ten or so pages with great interest, but she was immediately deflated. Wen Yueying couldn't describe her complicated mood at the moment, she almost burst out without holding back! This is the plot of Xiuzhen martial arts! This is the rhythm of Xiao Huangwen who suddenly jumps to the point where he should be dropped by the river crab! This is the legendary ancient spring palace map! And this is the most maddening spring palace she's ever seen! She only saw this group of little people drawn on paper, with big heads and small bodies, flat faces and flat bodies, and the proportions of the human body were just a mess.
In the eyes of Wen Yueying, who has seen even Tanmei ****, this is simply the most intolerable! This is a proper cheat that should be given a bad review! How dare you take it out as a teaching material?! Wen Yueying even thought indignantly, if she can't get along in Zhu Ziguo's harem in the future, she can come up with this magic horse "Fire Avoidance Trick" at such a graffiti level, she Wen Yueying has learned children's stick figure for a few years in elementary school, just by virtue of painting the Spring Palace, it is definitely not a problem to mix up and thrive, and Wang Ba's anger will shock the audience!
Just when Wen Yueying was complaining about this pit father's "Fire Avoidance Trick", the carriage paused, and that Mama Zhou suddenly got into the car with Yuxin. Wen Yueying immediately put on her face and rolled up the "Fire Avoidance Technique" and other pamphlets as if nothing had happened, opened a small drawer and put it in.
Mama Zhou took a closer look at Wen Yueying, and found that under her mask as if nothing had happened, the tips of her ears were still a little red, and she couldn't help coughing lightly to suppress the smile that surged to her throat, and then said to Wen Yueying: "Fourth princess, you will arrive at the capital of Zhu Ziguo tonight, and it stands to reason that she should be dressed up and enter the city to wait for the king to send envoys to greet her." Your hair bun doesn't fit the way you wear it now. Saying that, he glanced back at Yu Xin, "Although Yu Xin's mouth is sometimes broken and unpleasant, her hands are the most ingenious among those girls, and her combing skills are also unique, so I brought her to serve the fourth princess." ”
Wen Yueying glanced at Yu Xin in surprise, and couldn't see that the leader of the harem reserve was not only powerful, but also a talent.
It's just that Wen Yueying reached out and pulled out two intricately patterned hostas from the bun on her head, and sighed secretly, Sakura tossed her hair bun for at least half an hour this morning, and it turned out to be a homely dress that was not elegant. After a while, won't this "dress-up" have to toss people to the point of dizziness before they stop?
Sure enough, Wen Yueying's premonition was quickly fulfilled - Yu Xin tossed around her head for almost two hours before she completed the so-called tall and strengthened version of Wangxian Bun, and then put on all kinds of jewelry such as golden phoenix hairpins for her, and also re-powdered her fat, only to make her a display rack of expensive jewelry with heavy makeup before she was willing to stop.
Yuxin also worked with Mama Zhou to turn out several small mirrors, and they were all happy to let Wen Yueying come to see the two-hour "masterpiece" by herself. Wen Yueying only glanced at her current terrifying appearance from the small yellowed bronze mirror, and immediately her heart, liver, spleen, lungs, and kidneys all twitched together, and she didn't have the courage to take a second look!
Wen Yueying vaguely remembered that this was the most frightening makeup in the picture of the Tang Dynasty ladies she had seen in the museum before-a big white face with at least half a catty of powder, thick black eyebrows, gorgeous flowers between the eyebrows, and a strong rouge from the cheeks to the corners of the eyes, leaving only two small dots of lip makeup...... When she saw this picture scroll, she secretly laughed at the aesthetic abnormality of the people at that time, and now, she just wants to raise the sky and shout, retribution, retribution! This is the retribution for not being kind to the ancients back then!
Mama Zhou and Yuxin naturally didn't know that Wen Yueying's eagerness to beat her chest was enough to show remorse, so they pulled Wen Yueying up again, and changed her into a red dress with three layers inside and three layers outside, and wrapped her into a puppet with stiff hands and feet that couldn't move, which was considered a great success.
Wen Yueying sat on the stool weakly, looking at the elated Mama Zhou and Yuxin from afar, and suddenly remembered a sentence: If you are not afraid of a god-like opponent, you are afraid of a pig-like teammate......