It was six o'clock in the evening. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

In front of the Capitol building in Washington, tens of thousands of Americans gathered and spontaneously lined up in 10 large squares, like squares on a chessboard, solemnly and solemnly waiting for the president's review.

Yang Chong boarded the review stand, looking at the crowd under the stage, his scalp was a little numb.

Dense phobia kills people!

As a leader, the most important thing is to maintain your demeanor.

For example, you always have to give your admirers the impression that they are omnipotent, and you want them to know that their idols don't pee, don't, don't eat, and don't go on dates.

Not only do you have to be tall, but you also have to keep smiling.

Yang Chong raised his right arm, maintained Lenin's posture of looking ahead, and said into the microphone: "Hello comrades! ”

Tens of thousands of people in the audience responded in unison: "Good chief! ”

Yang Chong continued: "Comrades have worked hard! ”

The people in the audience said: "Serve the people!" ”

Yang Chong said: "Our goal? ”

The people in the audience said: "Smash the opposition's dog head!" ”

Yang Chong said: "What is our program? ”

The people in the audience said: "We ******** all the decisions made by President Oba Donkey; We have followed all the instructions of President Oba Donkey. ”

Yang Chong smiled: "Very good!" ”

With a wave of his hand, he motioned for the National Guard to escort Treasury Secretary John Jr., Secretary of Defense Carter Jr., and Foreign Secretary Mike Jr. up.

The three were tied with ropes, wore a high hat on their heads, and wore a wooden plaque on their chests.

The wooden sign reads: "Lackeys digging into the corners of capitalism." ”

More than a dozen cars drove in the square, and on the cars were the heads of twenty-three of the most prestigious families in the United States, including the Rockefellers, the Morgans, and the Duponts...... And so on and so forth.

In short, you know almost all of them on the Forbes rich list.

"Oba Donkey, you're crazy!" Little John trembled and said, "You have destroyed the foundation of the United States, the foundation of democracy. ”

"Joke!" Yang Chong sneered, "Everyone knows what kind of country the United States is. The upper elite co-governs, and the lower civilians eat and die. The reason why this country has been able to dominate the world is because it is a country of elite centralism, and although the low-level civilians have the right to vote, they can only choose among the candidates elected by the elite. What kind of bullshit democracy, if you break open the lies of this century, it is nothing but the refined rule of the elite over the foolish people! It looks like prosperity, but it's actually dirty and full of stench! ”

"But you're playing with fire right now!"

"So what?" Yang Chong snorted disdainfully, "I'm going to return this country to civilians now, what's wrong with that?" ”

Yang Chong holds two magic weapons, one is "Fanatics" and the other is "Rabble".

Coupled with his unique [Psychological Warfare: The Great Game], through the Great Ideological Revolution, he controlled hundreds of millions of American people, what else is he afraid of?

Three ko-headed priests appeared in the square.

Little John, Little Carter, and Little Mike each have one.

Click!

The knife rises and falls, and the blood is more magnificent than the setting sun.

"Hooray!"

"Long live President Oba Donkey!"

"God bless America!"

The cheers of the masses came and went.

Yang Chong stood in front of 10,000 people, felt the call of the crowd, and suddenly remembered that his mission seemed to be about something about Syria, and he touched his nose a little distractedly.

If you have been a leader for a long time, even the most shrewd person will sink into the desire for power.

"It seems that there is no need to care about Syria anymore." Yang Chong said lightly, "Because the Americans are crazy." ”

……

On the ninth day of the first month of March, the clouds are steaming.

Yang jumped up from the toilet and looked around, and he found himself in the bathroom.

Strangely enough, however, the text on the bathroom sign is in Korean.

Did you cross over to the Koreans this time?

He walked over to the mirror.

In the mirror, he was a man in his fifties, his hair had begun to turn white, his beard was cleanly shaved, and he had a boxy face with a pair of black-rimmed glasses.

It's also very simple to wear, wearing a black suit, casual and natural.

Walking out of the bathroom, Yang Chong guessed that he should be at a large award ceremony venue.

I saw that the huge venue was laid with a red carpet dozens of meters long, countless famous brand logos were printed on the wall panel, and the audience seats were streamlined and gradually lowered from back to front, and the front was the venue stage, with huge LED screens placed on both sides.

At this time, the award ceremony has ended, and the audience and stars have begun to leave.

Yang Chong did not receive the memories from the ontology, and he did not know his identity.

At this moment, the Great Soul Piercing System in his mind woke up, and the light curtain opened again.

[Mission Score: 10 points]

[XP gained: 10 points]

[Accumulated experience: 33 points]

[67 XP points away from being upgraded to the second system]

It's a perfect score!

It seems that the system is very satisfied with his role as the president of the United States, and even gave him the highest score since he bound the Great Soul through the system. This made Yang Chong very happy, and he was one step closer to the second-level system.

Immediately afterwards, the system issued the crossing instruction.

[Soul Piercing Object: Li Xiuman]

[Mission of the day: Make Girls' Generation fall in love with you]

[Set Ability: Teleport]

In other words, who is Li Xiuman? Why does it sound familiar?

But this time the task seems to be a bit difficult, the star girl group of Girls' Generation has already been rounded by the second generation of Korean officials and the rich second generation, where is my turn?

It's a fun ability this time, teleporting.

Sou!

Yang Chong disappeared in place for a second, and after a second, he reappeared.

But now he has an extra pair of pink panties in his hand.

This is used by Yui Hatano, and it is being auctioned at the otaku assembly center, Yang Chong just went to Japan for a turn, and after seeing it, he took it back.

Took a deep sniff of the breath on the top of the panties.

Well, a smell of urine......

Grass, I thought it smelled good, those waste dead houses rushed to grab it, it turned out to be no different from Lao Tzu!

Oh no...... Lao Tzu's underwear may still smell a little fart!

He felt that his actions at this time were a little perverted, and he only went to Japan for a second and became contaminated with perverted habits, which was not good, so he threw away his pink panties and ran to the backstage of the venue.

Since it's an awards ceremony, you might be able to meet them from girls' generation here.

Yang Chong asked for a bowl of fried noodles on the side of the street, squatting in the corridor backstage with the bowl, like a migrant worker, eating while waiting for the stars to come out.

"Hey, this person seems to be Kim so-hyun?"

"This is Song Hye Kyo?"

"This seems to be Jun Ji-hyun?"

Several of them were popular stars, surrounded by bodyguards, and Yang Chong couldn't get close at all.

Damn, it's hard to come to South Korea, it's so difficult to find a celebrity to sign a name!

However, the next one who came out changed his mind in an instant......