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", did anyone secretly wash my hair at night?" He shook his palm, and saw that the grass in the park was covered with a layer of frost, which turned out to be the fog that had fallen last night.

There is no dream until night, and he sleeps so soundly in such a fog without realizing it, he not only admires his first-class sleep quality.

If you are a person, you have to eat, drink, and sleep, and if you are a god, you can save so much trouble. If you don't eat the fireworks in the world, it's awesome when you think about it. I don't know what they're doing when they're not eating, drinking, and cultivating? After becoming immortals, you still cultivate a bird? Alchemy? What kind of bird pill do you practice if the immortal immortal is not dead? Put the girl? The fairy puts the girl to break the precepts! It's actually quite boring to think about being a god.

It's better to be a mortal, it's better to be a mortal, you can look at the girl, you can take the girl......

After Lu Fan Er spent a few minutes thinking about the relationship between immortals and mortals, he decided to be a vulgar mortal, because he still couldn't get rid of eating, drinking, and Lazar. Although he longed for the immortals' non-cannibalistic fireworks, his stomach rumbled uncontrollably, revealing that he was a mortal.

People cannot be suffocated to death by urine, and if they are, they will not be starved to death. He stood up and made a gesture with his hands to support the sky, ready to go out to forage for food to fill his stomach, "No one on the earth can stop my determination to forage for food!" ”

"Wangwang......" A rapid barking sound came from beside him.

Startled by this sudden sound, I was in a hurry to forage for food just now, and forgot to observe the enemy around me!

Lu Fan Er was frightened, and when he came back to his senses, he was about to deal with the incoming enemy, only to see a yellow dog mongrel whose name he didn't know was staring at him, grinning with bared teeth.

is so small, and the voice is so loud, your grandfather's, scared to death!

"Xiaonuo, don't make any noise!" A young and beautiful girl shouted at the dog mongrel who didn't know whether to live or die, "I'm sorry, I didn't scare you, did I?" She looked at Lu Faner with a smile and said sincerely.

"For the sake of your beauty, I won't bother with it," Lu Fan Er wanted to say this, but he did, "It's okay, it's okay, how can a big guy be scared?" In fact, he was quite scared.

If it weren't for no one, popping up something like this and barking at me, I wouldn't have thrown you to Mars! Before leaving, Lu Fan Er stared at the puppy mongrel viciously, and the puppy was still baring his teeth and staring at him fiercely.

Lu Fan Er walked away very gentlemanly, and regretted it after walking away, he knew what to ask for mental loss from that girl, and he was attracted by her delicate face just now and forgot about it, it was really a mistake.

"It's really useful to be good-looking, and that girl just now forgot about the mental damage fee I had to charge because of her good looks. I don't know if I'm so handsome that I can eat with a mouthful? He took a picture of himself through the glass as he passed by the hotel, and by the way, he took advantage of this convenience to straighten his messy short hairstyle.

"Although it was sloppy by the fog, fortunately, after my careful combing, the messy handsome image was finally restored to eighty percent. It's not easy to be so handsome! He smiled at the man in the mirror.

He continued to walk, looking for an opportunity to fill his stomach, and if he wanted to get a task, he had to have a bowl of rice to eat first.

I saw a beggar on the side of the road rummaging through the garbage bin, picking out a few disposable lunch boxes, and seeing that there were leftover bones inside, he took them out of his hand and sent them to his mouth. Seeing this scene, Lu Fan Er felt sick to his stomach, as if he saw his future in a few days, and shouted helplessly in his heart, "Even if you steal and rob me, don't do this, don't kill me like this!" ”

"Be calm and calm in everything," he tried to calm himself down, "In ancient times, there were people who went to catch snakes in order to eat to avoid forced labor, and there were people who chose to join the army to avoid famine and eat, and in modern times, I decided to work and eat in order to avoid becoming the second generation of Internet celebrities Sharp Brother." Thinking that he could go to work to earn money to eat, Lu Fan Er was moved by this wise decision.

He walked from the sun to the middle of the day, from the east to the west, and the good and well-fed work still did not come to look for him, and his mouth was dry, so he found a riverside railing with trees and shade and sat down to rest, looking at the rolling river in a daze.

"Heroes save beauty, if only there was an ignorant little robber robbing in broad daylight now. I can become a hero on TV, show my strengths, and save the beauty bravely. Then the beautiful woman invited me to dinner in order to repay the favor...... It's not good, the beauty saw that I looked a little good, and she secretly agreed, and then ......" Lu Fan Er laughed like an idiot on the railing.

He gave himself a slap in the face, what kind of dream was he having!? His face was hot, he was much more sober, and he no longer fantasized about what hero saved his daydream. There were a lot of small advertisements on the ground, guns, drugs, black cars, wells, etc., and he left a phone number, but he didn't care about those, but he cared about the loan. I don't know if it's feasible to borrow a dozen yuan to eat a bowl of noodles? Damn, Lao Tzu's mobile phone has been seized by the boss! If you had a mobile phone and a call to the guys on the team, you wouldn't be so down.

A middle-aged man walked by the railing, pasting a list as he walked, and Lu Fan Er shouted, "What's the matter, big brother?" ”

The man glanced at him, handed him a list, hesitated, afraid that this big brother was a disguised fundraiser, and suddenly realized that he didn't have a red rope, and the one he handed over was not a notebook, so he took it.

The first thing that jumped into my eye on the paper was a photo of a beautiful young woman, dressed really sexy, and then looked at the title, but it was "a lot of money to get pregnant"! The honorarium is still very tempting and attractive 200,000! That woman's appearance is enough to make people itch at first glance, not to mention that there are 200,000 taels of silver?

Lu Fan Er thought about himself, he met all the required conditions, and he couldn't wait to show a mobile phone out of thin air in his hand, and then dial the phone number, and said to the beautiful young woman who was eager to have a son, "Give me an address, and let the old man come to meet you!"

Seeing that the man hadn't gone far yet, Lu Faner opened his throat and asked, "Big brother, where is the woman in the photo?" ”

"Do you believe that?" The man replied disdainfully, "If it's true, I'd have tried it a long time ago, and I'm still posting this here?" ”

"Isn't it true that you also posted it? Isn't this fostering the bad culture of cheating and abduction? ”

"Taking people's money and working with people, it is normal for people to be cheated in such a simple scam."

The man said without raising his head, and went to post the list to himself.

This is a society where smart people deceive fools, and what fools have foolish blessings is pure nonsense!

Lu Faner appreciated the man's honesty, as the old saying goes, "thieves also have a way", with the development of society, has it become "there is a way to deceive"?

Reluctantly, he jumped off the railing and continued his search for so-called work. When I walked to the gate of a school and saw that there was a recruitment of physical education teachers, I was excited, and I thought about it. I'm a fugitive, and besides, the head didn't give me a whole bird degree, a master's degree or something, at least it's going to be a lot easier, and the fuck is nothing! It doesn't matter, now the physical fitness of middle school students is so poor, come to a 35,000-meter run, see that they are running slowly, I am afraid that I will be impulsive, and it will not be good to beat them. He eliminated the idea of sneaking into the school to be a physical education teacher, even if he was not eliminated, he would not be able to pass the academic level, after all, entering this industry requires academic qualifications to speak.

When I saw the school, I thought of Zhu Zhiyang, who was still in school, and then went to Zhu's father and Zhu's mother's entrustment. He fumbled into the back pocket of his pants, and the list with the name of the strange medicine was still there, but it was not folded.

"I'll take something to the errand after a while, my appearance is really not much different from asking for food," he thought with the recipe in his hand, "Zhu's father and Zhu's mother also said that this is not in a hurry, I hope it is not a polite word." ”

The smell of the roadside fast food restaurant came from time to time, and he felt more and more hungry, so he swallowed his saliva and walked by in a hurry and silently.

"A penny is hard to beat a hero, the ancients' bird words are always so reasonable. Without financial support, how can I carry out the mission? When I was hungry, I still remembered the progress of the mission, which shows that I am a very responsible person and a trustworthy person who deserves to be entrusted with important things. I'm afraid that if I don't carry out my mission, I'll starve to death first! ――Die before leaving the school, and the head will be full of tears? Boss, this old immortal will be full of tears? Even if there are tears, they are just crocodile tears! ”

He stopped in front of a sign, on which a lot of recruitment information was written, and Lu Fan Er carefully looked for a way to live that suited him.

Damn, how are they all nannies! Can you recruit a male nanny?

Suddenly, someone patted him on the shoulder, he reacted reflexively and grabbed the hand that patted his shoulder very quickly, he turned around, but saw a person with a simple smile, he smiled and said to Lu Faner: "Brother, are you looking for a job?" ”

Lu Fan Er glanced at the person who patted him on the shoulder, dressed half-new but not old, full of working boy temperament.

Saving the land of suffering and rescuing the land of Guanyin Bodhisattva Eighteen Arhats and immortals, why did you send a savior to rescue me now!