16. It is rare to meet a pig teammate in life
In your life, have you ever encountered any singing and crying experiences of being deceived, and do you still feel disgusted and heartbroken when you look back on it now? Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
However, the first experience of being deceived in my life was dedicated to Ah Tan, and of course, I accompanied him, and he was the one who was deceived.
After getting off work, along the way, Ah Tan was still in a state of spiritual lovelornness, and in his expression, there was a feeling that I owed him eight million and didn't pay it back.
I looked at him like this, I couldn't help but feel a little numb in my back, I called Tao Xia, just connected, Tao Xia's voice over there was like lightning, "Gu Mian, I'm dating and watching a movie now, don't call me, if there is anything to talk about tomorrow, if there is something to do tomorrow, even if you are going to die now, stay and die tomorrow." Then, with a 'snap', he hung up the phone.
This trick doesn't work, I'll call Gu Qing again, I wanted to tell him what to do if I'm dragging a burden now, but as a result, Gu Qing's side actually has the same divine synchronization as Tao Xia, "Gu Mian, I'm dating and watching a movie now, don't call me, if there is anything to talk about tomorrow, if there is something to do tomorrow, even if you are going to die now, you will die tomorrow." "It's over, again, hang up the phone with a 'snap'.
I stood in place, stunned for a few seconds, Gu Qing, what's the matter? Appointment? Watching a movie? With whom? Come to think of it, if it weren't for Zhao Chunian, who had just met Taoxia's boyfriend before, I would have thought that the two of them were dating to watch a movie.
Ah Tan was still in front of him with a lost expression, walking aimlessly, I followed behind him, and I didn't dare to gasp, for fear that he couldn't think of it and wanted to kill himself again, in case, he planned to drag me to death again, then how wronged I am! I haven't dated a man since I'm so old, so it's not worth it to be dragged and buried like this!
Walking on the street, the pedestrians on the road were a little crowded, Ah Tan stumbled and was touched several times and he didn't care, I wanted to go up and pull him to the side, but at this moment, a man who looked relatively thick and tall and was still wearing a formal suit grabbed Ah Tan's arm and muttered, "Be careful!" ”
People came and went, the man grabbed Ah Tan's arm, looked at each other for a few seconds, and the man spoke first: "Young man, I see that your expression of loss is something unpleasant?" ”
I looked at this situation, and wanted to go up and drag Ah Tan away with a feeling of hostility towards strangers, but he was like a wax figure fixed in place, staring blankly at the man in front of me and nodding.
The man instantly pulled out a smile that was not worth his life, although this smile did not match his posture, he obviously didn't mind this, and continued to pull Ah Tan's arm, thinking: "There is a saying in life, no matter what troubles you encounter, don't embarrass yourself." When the years are ruthless, take a deep breath and think about life with your heart, and you will slowly understand: life is simple happiness; When life is unfair, face it with a smile and hold up a world with your shoulders, and you will always find that the sunshine is always after the wind and rain. As soon as this chicken soup came out, it was much more effective than Aunt Sanitation's brain supplement, Ah Tan listened to it with a taste, and looked at the man in the suit in front of him with a look of adoration.
The man was also very satisfied with the pot of chicken soup he had instilled in Ah Tan, and began to continue to delve into it, "Come, tell me, what are your troubles?" Is it for life, work, or love? ”
"Love!" Ah Tan replied quickly, with the same confidence as when he was a child in class, when the teacher drew us to answer the question, and just answered correctly.
"Love! Well, we say it can take 0.1 seconds to love someone, but it takes a lifetime to forget someone. Love is like a scar in our body, even if one day you forget the person you love, but your wound is still there, you will still think of the bits and pieces between you, only to find that the wound you have suffered is as hard to forget as the person you have loved. The words of the man in the suit were like a spell that began to swirl in my heart, I originally wanted to hold Ah Tan's hand and was put in the air, his words made me lose my mind instantly, and I remembered Su Potian holding Meng Jin helplessly in the rain a year ago, just like the scar cut in my body now, which makes me still sad and difficult to let go.
The man continued to pat Ah Tan's shoulder and explained, "You know that there are many reasons for falling out of love, such as money, material, including appearance, and don't underestimate this appearance problem, in fact, this is a problem that many people will ignore, for example, our hospital... By the way, I forgot to introduce you, I am Jiang Yiye, an expert consultant of Aimei Plastic Surgery Hospital, I think you are not bad, but the only thing is a little bit of a slight, a trace of it..."
"A little bit of what?" Ah Tan asked anxiously.
"A little flaw, you see that your eyes are a little small, not too big, the nose is okay, but the lips are not plump enough, and the face shape is a little bigger, if you modify it again, it will be more perfect." Jiang Yiye began to flicker non-stop, and while flickering, he pulled me over to look at it, and said in his mouth: "Quick, let your friends take a look and see if there is a little!" ”
Not to mention that it is rare to meet a pig teammate in life, listening to Jiang Yiye say this, I was first moved by the chicken soup quotations in front of him, and I couldn't care about it so much, and my expression kept nodding with his thinking. Ah Tan was also said by Jiang Yiye to doubt life first, and then to doubt his appearance, by the way, he thought that Taoxia's new boyfriend Zhao Chunian did look a little good, thinking that he couldn't compare to him and must have lost in appearance, so he also followed Jiang Yiye's thinking vigorously and nodded stupidly.
In this way, the first experience of being deceived in my life with Ah Tan was dedicated to a plastic surgery expert consultant - Jiang Yiye.
Jiang Yiye took Ah Tan's hand with his left hand and my hand with his right hand, leading the two of us to the hospital where he was along the way, and his mouth was still chattering, "Ah Tan, I think the corners of your eyes need to be opened, and it would be good to plump your lips if you want to make a lip plump, and if you want to face it, you don't need any complicated processes, just take two face slimming injections." It's very popular now, and I also see that you fall in love with me, and I'll go and tell our director that it's cheaper for you, and the thing is guaranteed to be the best for you. ”
Jiang Yiye's words were full of confidence, and when he heard it, Ah Tan's heart was turbulent, and he couldn't wait to lie on the operating table immediately.
In the hospital, the nurse's sister intimately served tea and water like a personal maid who served me, Ah Tan was pushed into the operating room for more than half an hour, during which I was shocked, Ah Tan was unrequited in love with Taoxia, and now I am out of love, I accompanied him after work, and I accompanied him to have a cosmetic surgery by the way!
After thinking about it, I wanted to rush into the operating room to stop the operation, but I was stopped at the door, and Jiang Yiye was still shouting at the door: "Don't worry, there is still one stitch left to be over soon." ”
Oh my! What to do, I don't even know if I will kill him immediately when Ah Tan finishes the operation and comes out of his senses I blame me for not stopping him, if I wait for Taoxia to know, I guess I will laugh until I can't close my mouth for three days.
and Gu Qing, I can imagine how shocking his expression was when he knew that his sister was fooled together, accompanied a big man to the hospital, and then had plastic surgery.