Chapter 65: Barbecue Party
In the evening, the smoke curls towards the slanting sun, the purple sky hangs with a light moon, and the clouds on the horizon are dotted with fire. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Today's barbecue party was held at Zhibei's house, and the participants included Penglai Mountain Huiye, Bayi Yonglin, Zhibei, Xingxiong Yongyi who came from afar, and Barnyard Ayi, who had just been accepted by Zhibei as a closed disciple.
The old woman of the barnyard family left after sending Ah Yi, she may know that the Zhibei family will never leave the rules of the old woman to eat, ah no, I want to say that she may think that the Zhibei family is a hidden family, and it is easy not to invite outsiders to eat, so she consciously said goodbye and left.
And obviously, Zhibei, who has lived with monsters for so long, has long forgotten the etiquette of being a human being, and he is not trying to keep it at all. Good boys don't learn, you know? Anyone who says things like "don't", "don't need it", "take your leave" and "Ya Yan Butterfly" have the opposite attitude in their hearts.
Well, maybe there's something strange mixed in with the above words, but please don't pay attention. In short, only those who have learned to be false and wrongful can be regarded as real human beings!!
The greatness of humanity is the greatness of hypocrisy, and the hymn of humanity is the hymn of hypocrisy (mouth-huh)!
When Zhibei's heart thought of courage from the above famous sentence, he inexplicably felt a fear in his heart.
As we all know, the barbecue party is a kind of happy banquet that includes the delicious barbecue and the drink of wine, which should let people enjoy the refreshing of "eating meat and drinking wine", let people embrace the freedom of "forgetting the troubles of the world", and let people deepen their friendship in the fun of "pitching and singing, drunk and lying in poetry".
It's supposed to be that happy barbecue party, however, reality often goes their separate ways with dreams.
Regardless of the three elves happily eating fruit and drinking fruit wine on the other side, although they have outstanding personalities, they are still too heartless after all, and their thick nerves make them completely unable to appreciate the atmosphere of the scene.
"So I'm the one with the glass heart? Also, why does everything feel right but a little weird? After glancing at the happy elves, and then at the three big and one small eating and drinking in front of him, Zhibei complained in his heart.
The activities of everyone in front of her were completely in line with the theme of the barbecue party, Yonglin was holding her book and drinking a little wine, her black eyes glanced at Zhibei from time to time, as if she wanted to convey something; With a polite smile, Kaguya held a skewer of barbecue and roasted it motionlessly, her bangs brushing her raised eyebrows with the breeze, and her pupils like the night sky stared at Zhibei, exuding a breathtaking pressure.
Yongyi, on one side, barbecued meat with one hand and ate meat with the other, and kept eating all the time, and even didn't drink wine; As for the last little barnyard Tian Ayi, he stood on the stone bench, holding a meat skewer in one hand, eating with great interest, looking at her innocent eyes and smiling little face, Zhibei felt that he was purified, so even if this little girl kept shouting, "Master have another one!" "Master, I still want it!" "It's really delicious, master!"
Zhibei also worked tirelessly and constantly grilled meat skewers, and then handed them to this cute little guy.
So, there are people barbecuing meat, people eating meat, people drinking, people smiling, and it doesn't look like there's anything wrong, doesn't it?
But who can tell me why the atmosphere is so tense and oppressive?
There was even a moment when Zhibei felt that even the wind had stopped.
Swallowing his saliva, Zhibei continued to work on the unfinished barbecue while asking Kaguya, "That, Kaguya, do you have anything to say?" β
"Nothing!" Kaguya smiled sweetly, and her long flying hair reflected the moonlight, like flowing mercury.
"Well, then why are you looking at me all the time?"
"Hey, have I been staring at my father?" Kaguya covered his mouth and put on a surprised expression, and then, the natural actor frowned again, and made a sad look, "Even if it's a father, if it's too narcissistic, it's annoying!" In fact, I was just too curious to stare at this strange little girl! β
But you're staring at me! What else is called a strange little girl, you only met people in the afternoon!!
Although he complained silently in his heart, a mature man would never be such a naΓ―ve supporting role, not to mention, Zhibei has completely seen through it, obviously, Kaguya just has an opinion on the new little girl!
Great, let's have fun!
"You ......" Zhibei put down the barbecue in his hand, pointed at Kaguya with one hand, and pretended to be surprised and excited, "You...... Did you even see her? Great......" He even squeezed out his tears excitedly, wiping his tears with one hand like eye exercises, his voice choked as if he had swallowed sand, "Great, great, no, worthy of being my daughter, I can actually see this girl called the [Invisible Realm], great, I, I am finally, finally no longer the lonely one......"
"Does the master still have barbecue?" Ah Yi's energetic voice interrupted Zhibei's acting skills.
He immediately restrained his exaggerated acting skills, smiled gently, put on a life mentor's style, and handed a meat skewer that had just been tested to Ah Yi's mouth.
"Blow it before eating~ Otherwise, it will be hot, Ah Yi!"
"Hmm!" Ah Yi nodded happily, opened his mouth, and nibbled on the barbecue meat handed to his mouth, and his delicate little face was stuffed with barbecue, which looked particularly cute.
When Zhibei turned his head and wanted to continue playing the game of [whoever complains first will lose] with his daughter, he met Kaguya's disgusted squint.
"Where's Lolicon!" The cold words spat out from the pink lips, like a sharp sword slashing into Zhibei's heart.
"Lori control!" Yonglin made a mending knife.
"Lolicon?" Yongyi, who was immersed in eating, had a vague voice and a puzzled epilogue, but obviously, it caused critical damage to Zhibei.
"You...... You guys! β
Pointing at these ruthless guys with a trembling finger, Zhibei said earnestly, "I'm so heartbroken for your misunderstanding, I'm not Lolicon, I'm just a feminist!" Moreover, it's because I see that Ah Yi has a big ambition at a young age, so I agreed to accept her as a closed disciple, not just because Ah Yi is cute! β
"Explain it beforehand! I don't agree with her ambitions! Yongyi raised her head, wiped the oil on her mouth with one sleeve, and then glared at Ah Yi and said unhappily.
"Oh?" Kaguya showed an interested expression, she approached the little guy who was eating happily, pinched her bulging cheeks, and asked, "Can you tell my sister about your big ~ ambition!" β
"Huh? Ambition? Is it the one my mother-in-law said? Ah Yi blinked his eyes and said vaguely, "I remember, I remember!" What the mother-in-law said, Ah Yi wants to drive away all the bad guys and build a world where there are only good guys, ah, yes, there are monsters and ghosts, these bad guys have to be driven away! How about it, although it's very long, Ah Yi still remembers it all, well, no matter how many times you take the test~"
The little girl cocked her nose proudly, and her long pink hair danced in the night breeze.
Zhibei knows what's going on.
Alas, sure enough, how can such a young child know what ambition~
"Kaguya, it seems that her ambition is just for her mother-in-law to instill ......" Zhibei was about to lament like this, but found that Kaguya's eyes were still shining, and he had an expression of finding a good toy.
"Come on, Ah Yi, my sister asks you a question, if you answer, I will continue to give you barbecue to eat, if you can't answer, you are not allowed to eat barbecue, how about it~"