Section 33, the condensation of the nine palaces destroys the foundation of humanity

read_content_up; This time the fat man said, play a big one, even if it is a cult spell, I am afraid of that filthy thing, let's get it to get a lot of filth into it, and if it can't be killed, it can be disgusted to death. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Ye Xiaoqi pinched his nose and said, "Fat brother, aren't you planning to get a car full of dung?" ”

The fat man snapped his fingers and smiled: "It's almost, but brother, I'm not that disgusting." ”

"And what are you trying to do?" Ye Xiaoqi asked curiously, this dung is indeed disgusting and filthy enough, is there anything comparable to dung?

The fat man explained: "I just want nine manure pumping trucks, according to the way of the Nine Palaces Condensation, and then they are lined up, and then connected by red threads, do you think the effect will be?" ”

After the fat man's guidance, Ye Xiaoqi shouted: "Damn, it's vicious!" Even if the earth fairy touches this thing, he will cry and call his mother. Oops, fat brother, I always adore you. ”

The fat man said modestly: "In general, don't engage in too much personality cult." ”

Ye Yi listened to the two of them praising each other, and said coldly: "Remember to buy an air filter mask." Also, after you get it, you go out to open a hotel and stay for three days to wash away the bad luck on your body. ”

The fat man said with a smile: "I know, if this is really the cornucopia, we will make a fortune." What is a three-day hotel? Thirty days is not afraid, when we have money, we will also drive Mercedes-Benz and smash BMW, marry 360 daughters-in-law, and change one day without a duplicate one. A warm bed and a foot rubbing, race fairy, race fairy! Xiao Qi, you don't have a partner yet, right? When the time comes, I will find you ten or eight of the most beautiful girls, help you break and deal with it, and let you know what it is like to be human. ”

Ye Xiaoqi, the pure green junior brother who said the fat man, blushed with shame and didn't know how to answer.

And Ye Yi saw the fat man's excited appearance, flipped out his mobile phone, shook it in the palm of his hand and said, "I recorded it, show it to the mirror." ”

"Ye Yi, you're not human! This lack of morality is shameless, and you can do the thing of having a son without fart and eyes? The fat man roared and shouted excitedly.

"I have a son." Ye Yi said indifferently.

"Ye Yi, do you dare to be more lacking in virtue?" The fat man shouted.

"Oh, I've already forwarded the recording just now to the mirror, as well as Wen Yi, Gao Nier, Zhao Zihan, and so on." Ye Yi shook his phone and said.

The fat man looked angry and shouted to Ye Xiaoqi: "Xiaoqi, you kill Ye Yi." The fat brother will give you 100,000. ”

"Fat brother, then you can find me a cemetery first, I promise to die faster than Brother Ye." Ye Xiaoqi is now embarrassed between the two majors, and his heart said that I can beat Ye Yi? It's as simple as beating my grandson.

Of course, the fat man also knew that Ye Yi was definitely joking, so he naturally wouldn't take it seriously. Friendship is such a thing, it is to increase between noises.

After making noise all the way to the 'Gaojiadian Shop', I almost swept all the red lines in the store out.

After wasting a lot of strength, he threw bundles of red threads and red ropes of different thicknesses into the car body, and the fat man smiled: "This thing is also a lot of money, ordinary red ropes can only do ordinary things, and the red ropes used in the formation are all special, and Yang Guang can lose money this time." ”

"The cars are all connected, five hundred and one cars, and I will pay for them myself." Leaf along.

The fat man smiled and said, "Okay, but did you tell me about letting the driver leave first?" ”

Ye Yi rolled his eyes and said, "Don't you know how to say it yourself?" ”

"Gotcha! Then I'll say it myself. Oops, I'm so distressed, this money is estimated to be more. The fat man clutched his heart and shouted in pain. Then he said to Ye Xiaoqi with a solemn face, "Xiaoqi, have you seen it, this is all hard money, and it is not easy to make money, so you must learn to be diligent and thrifty in the future." It can't be wasted, it's shameful to be wasted. ”

Ye Xiaoqi watched the fat man perform there, and said to Ye Yi: "Brother Ye, I think the fat brother is more chatty than me." ”

Ye nodded in agreement: "He is still shameless." ”

"Hmm!" Ye Xiaoqi nodded seriously.

The fat man suddenly had a feeling that after this Ye Xiaoqi had been messing around with these people for too long, would he become like them? Think about what the older generation of cult cultivators are like Confucians, and after their disciples return to the mountain, they have a philistine expression on their faces, what kind of situation will it be? Estimate...... The fat man shuddered, he probably would go down the mountain to chase and kill these people, right?

Because, the thing that cultivated the spirit in Ruan Bingrui's construction site was split twice by the heavenly thunder recruited by the fat man, and it is estimated that he will not be able to come out immediately to show off for a while, and the fat man is also relieved and boldly drove straight to the construction site with Ye Xiaoqi.

After arriving at the construction site, I found the person in charge here, that is, an old man in his sixties who was guarding here all day, and only said that Ruan Bingrui let him come, and the old man let the fat man go without even asking.

After entering the construction site, the fat man drove straight to the second-floor building that Ruan Bingrui said. After getting out of the car, whether it was the fat man or Ye Xiaoqi, they went around the small building a few times inside and out, but they didn't find anything strange about the small building, and there was not even much problem with the feng shui of the small building.

The fat man pouted and said, "It's really strange here." I don't see a single problem. Did Xiao Qi find anything? ”

Ye Xiaoqi said: "No, it's very clean here. ”

"Hmph, cleanliness is the biggest loophole, any house that has been vacant for a few years or even more than ten years will more or less leave traces of the yin soul wandering soul stopped, and it is too clean here to indicate that there is a problem. Xiao Qi, you calculate the direction, and when the fecal pumping trucks come over, we will give it an urn to catch turtles. The fat man grinned.

"Okay." Ye Xiaoqi flipped out the compass, centered on Xiaolou, with a distance of more than fifty meters, ready to set up a large array. It is better to say that it is a formation than a feng shui bureau. It was said before that the formation is to use the natural power of mountains, rivers and rivers, and the bureau is borrowed, and the difference between one word and the effect will be discounted a lot.

However, it also depends on the situation, for example, the feng shui bureau that the fat man and Ye Xiaoqi want to set up today is a bureau of filth, and it is a special bad foundation for people and breaking the law. Now there is only one very serious issue left, that is, this feng shui bureau, whether it is the fat man or Ye Xiaoqi, has never been put in ......

These two gods temporarily hugged Buddha's feet, and the two of them discussed and calculated the position at the same time.

"Fat brother, the evil of Aoki in the east should be here, corresponding to the evil of Gengjin in the west."

"Nonsense, the nine palaces are connected, and the intermediate nodes should correspond to the eight directions, this should be a cycle of evil, and the left and right can ensure the continuous flow of evil qi. Listen to my brother, there should be water here to help increase the qi of Jinmu. ”

"No, no......"

The two of them quarreled after a while, each saying that they were reasonable, and there was really a little bit of quarrel on this.

"Stop, stop making noise! Let's get an expert. The fat man screamed.

"Okay, who do you say?" Ye Xiaoqi blushed with his neck.

"Ye Yi. It's right to find Ye Yizhun if you have something. The fat man said through gritted teeth. Who makes himself unfamiliar with the formation, but this thing is too evil, and Ye Xiaoqi is too young, so it is normal to believe it if it is ugly.

Ye Xiaoqi is very convinced of Ye Yi, who let Ye Yi clean up the most?

The fat man called Ye Yi's phone and asked, "Ye Yi, what about the Nine Palaces Condensing Feng Shui Bureau that destroys humanity and pits people to death?" ”

Ye Yi said, "Don't you know? ”

The fat man said: "I know I will, but Xiao Qi's kid got on the bar with me, and he said that I didn't put it right." ”

Ye Yiyi: "Have you ever posed?" ”

The fat man's rare old face flushed, and he argued: "Theoretically passed." ”

"Oh, I see." Ye Yi pulled a long tone and said.

"If you know, say it." The fat man shouted.

Ye Xiaoqi shouted next to the fat man's phone: "Brother Ye, the fat brother is not a condensed feng shui bureau at all, according to him, it is a nine-song game to avoid evil." ”

Ye Yi said, "I'll draw a picture and send it to your phone." ”

"Okay, then you hurry up." The fat man urged.

"I can't delay you." Ye Yi hung up the phone after speaking.

At this time, the man at the door ran over and shouted at the fat man: "That fat boss, that fat boss, there are several dung trucks outside that you found it, do you want to put it in?" ”

The fat man waved his hand and shouted, "Let them in." ”

Nine manure pumping trucks drove in with the wind, and the fat man and Ye Xiaoqi had a green face at that time, it was too smelly! It was so damn that it stinked, the fat man pushed Ye Xiaoqi, stuffed a bundle of RMB into him, and said, "You go, talk to them about the price." ”

Ye Xiaoqi looked at the fat man, then at his snow-white casual clothes, cried with a sad face, and said aggrievedly: "Fat brother, this dress is newly bought, Sister Wen Yi spent more than a thousand yuan." ”

"To go or not to go? If you don't go, I'll tell Ye Yi that you have secretly seduced Ye Nianyi several times to learn Taoism from you. The fat man's eyes widened, and he threatened.

"Go, can't I go?" Ye Xiaoqi is depressed, who will call others a brother, when will this little brother get out of the way!! In half a year, I want to take a junior brother for myself, or a junior nephew, who wouldn't bully people! In the future, I will learn to bully people too!

Ye Xiaoqi, who is simple, had the idea of bullying others for the first time. It can be seen that society is a big dye vat, and the fat man, who is the source of pollution, has made the best example, but the quality is not good......

Ye Xiaoqi gritted his teeth and walked towards the row of fecal trucks, cursing in his heart that the fat man was impotent!

The fat man received the analytical drawings of the Feng Shui Bureau from Ye Yi at this time.

After carefully looking at it for a long time, he finally sighed, and had to admit that he was really not a genius in this area, Ye Xiaoqi was right.

At this time, Ye Xiaoqi also negotiated the price with the masters of the manure pumping truck, and looking at the few red tickets left in his hand, the fat man had the heart to cry.