Chapter 11 The heroine also has to hug the author's thigh
At the beginning, when they saw me making a gesture, Yingcui and Taohong were very puzzled by my abnormal behavior, thinking that I was not only stupid by being kicked in the head by a horse, but also that I might have fallen into evil. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Yingcui would scream to remind me to pay attention to my demeanor at that time, and Peach Red looked resentful, tears rolled in her eyes and sighed: "Niangniang, what's wrong with you?" “
I naturally feel good about myself, especially when Duan Hong is not in the Mansion of the Prince of the World, there is one less sticky fart behind me, and the two things next to me will not continue to force me to climb into Duan Hong's bed, I will live like a fairy just thinking about it in the next few days, can I not be at ease?
Can I not have a smug smile on my face?
I smiled proudly, and smiled proudly, and it was rare to have two days of fun.
However, Yingcui's girl obviously didn't intend to make me feel too good, and she didn't care if I wanted to listen to it or not, so she said: "When the prince goes out to play with the noble sons of various families, there must be singers around him who accompany him." Ye You's prostitutes, drinking and having fun, and the prince who is happy every day may be able to see who he is, and when the time comes, the prince will bring those fox spirits who are singing and dancing back to the prince's mansion, and that won't lead the wolf into the house. There are already a large number of fox goblins in the Shizi Mansion, if it makes matters worse, what can you do, Niangniang! “
As soon as Yingcui's words fell, Peach Red was like a repeater, and asked me with a worried and complaining face: "Niangniang, what can I do about this?" “
What to do? Cold!
I wish there were a few foxes to seduce Duan Hong now, so that I would have peace of mind, and I would no longer have to watch out for Duan Hong's harassment everywhere, and I would no longer have to listen to the nagging of these two mothers, wouldn't I be happy!
I spent a lot of time with Yingcui Taohong, and found that as long as I talked to the two of them, no matter who started first, the topic of discussion would eventually come to Duan Hong, and then it would be endless. Sometimes I even feel like a girl in the Qinglou, and Yingcui and Taohong are the bustards who forced me to pick up Duan Hong, a guest.
However, as long as I kept silent and continued to do what I wanted to do, the two of them would find it boring and the conversation would be over. However, my indifference sometimes stops in moderation, because I was really afraid that the two of them would be forced to be anxious, and then the two of them would come together with Duan Hong, and directly knock me out with a bamboo stick and send me to Duan Hong's bed, at that time I really wanted to cry and couldn't find a tune.
So, I stood on the ground and gestured the last action, and after receiving the recruitment, I said to Yingcui Peach Blossom with a very teachable expression: "Two heroines, I will definitely work hard to improve the relationship between me and the son, please rest assured." “
"Mother, you shouldn't just work hard, but you should do your best."
Yingcui, this girl, is really unforgiving, and she is meticulous in her work, which is really a headache. It seems that I have to give in first, and subtly change the minds of the two of them by the way. The group of monkey cubs under my police station who rode a monkey in the sky and dared to go up to the sky to pick the moon, I can tame them obediently, and I don't believe that I can't subdue these two little goblins who have not yet become a climate.
"So be it! I'll tell you two today about a woman's simple truth about a man's treatment, that is, a man can't get used to it, the more you get used to him and cling to him, the more he looks down on you and doesn't take you seriously. But if you want to indulge him, if you leave him, he can't get you, and his heart is like a cat's paw scratching, that feeling, not to mention how uncomfortable it is, so that he will take you to heart. “
That being said, but the old lady has only indulgence with Duan Hong, and she doesn't want to capture her at all, as long as she can fool these two girls, everything will be fine.
Taohong immediately nodded very instructively, and shouted with admiration: "Niangniang is smart, Niangniang is mighty, Niangniang is clever, and Niangniang is brilliant." “
I don't know how to use words, little girl, you're still too tender. But when I turned my head to continue practicing the moves, I happened to meet Yingcui's perceptive bright eyes, and saw that they were full of fun and inquiry. So I immediately avoided her scrutinizing gaze with a little weakness, and sighed secretly: Sure enough, this girl is not easy to deal with.
In the past few days when Duan Hong went out to play, I slept until I woke up naturally every day, ate until my stomach was supported, ate all day long, and then continued to make up for sleep with a full burp very untemperamentally. It's not that I'm lazy, it's just that I think Chang Lin's waist is too thin, and it really responds to the sentence "waist is like a promise". I can't help but sigh at this kind of leaning on the style of the plain small waist, reluctant to hurt the spring, just like a wisp of light clouds walking with the wind in the sky.
I want to raise Chang's small waist body thicker, but after tossing for a few days, it has no effect at all, I really don't know how her figure that makes thousands of women envy to death grows!
Eating didn't work, so I started exercising. Before I took the police academy, I had already begun to participate in various martial arts conferences, although the results were not very outstanding, but the armed police grappling skills, I dare to say that I was the best one in our criminal investigation team, and I once won a medal in the competition. Mainly because of the criminal police who often fight with criminals in hand-to-hand combat, the grappling technique is really important, especially in the face of those outlaws, if you can't defeat the enemy with one move, just wait for the knife and eat the gun! I'm the best example of that right now. Alas! It's all tears.
How can this be far away, and I seriously despise the author's wanton and wanton brain holes. It's over.,I'm talking nonsense again.,The author is very wrong.,Don't write me to death in the next chapter.,I'm the heroine!
The grappling technique is not good without a sparring partner, unlike practicing weapons, without a sword, and at worst it is enough to find a branch; It's not like practicing fist and foot kung fu, there is no wooden man, and it is okay to find a big tree to practice.
I thought about the family guards in the Shizi Mansion, and a few martial artists with good skills, who were undoubtedly the best sparring partners. However, the sad thing is that my current identity is the princess of a country, and when others see me, they immediately bow their heads and bend down to salute, how can they accompany me to do a few tricks. If I take the initiative to ask them to be sparring partners, in this era when men and women are not close to each other, I estimate that the final result will be either that the person who is sparring will commit suicide because he bites his tongue and does not obey, or that I am immersed in the pig cage.
I can't joke with my own life, and I can't take those handmaidens with tender arms and legs as sparring partners, it seems that I can only move my hands and feet casually, and I can just find someone to spar.
As a result, I practiced boxing and kicking for two days, and I didn't make a fuss in the Shizi's Mansion, and the six animals were uneasy.
Duan Hong, who went out for a few days and returned, said that he had a good time, so he came back a few days earlier than originally planned. The joy of his mouth is self-evident. It's just that he is happy, but my freedom is gone.
Duan Hong, who returned from going out to play, became radiant, and his face, which was originally whiter than paper, was also tanned, and he looked a little manly.
But what I didn't expect was that this girl had just come back, and she would come to Nuan Xiang Pavilion to accompany me for dinner that night.
Originally, I thought that Duan Hong, a playboy, would be happy outside for a while with his second-generation fox friends who are idle all day long, either walking birds or visiting brothels, but I didn't expect him to come back so soon! It's a pity that the old lady's happy life at ease was ruthlessly and cruelly broken after two days, and her heart was angry, where would she treat him with a good face.
I turned my grief and anger into food, and took advantage of Duan Hong's indiscriminate glance at Chang's body, and ate all of his meal. I'll let you see, since you're feasting your eyes, I'm going to feast your mouth, and you're hungry!
When you're full, the old lady won't continue to eat tofu by Duan Hong's eyes here, you can play by yourself! Although this is Chang's body, I will also feel very uncomfortable after being stared at by Duan Hong's squinting eyes for a long time. And I happened to have eaten a little too much, and I was going to go out for a walk and digest the food.
The sauce elbow for dinner is really delicious, and the crispy duck is also very good, but the chefs before the Shizifu don't seem to have such good cooking skills, they make dim sum is first-class, but the cooking meat is much worse, is it possible that the chef has changed?
Duan Hong looked at the empty plate in front of him, not even a drop of soup left, and then saw me standing up with my round belly, he actually laughed out loud, looking at me with a teasing face, but his expression was full of satisfaction. The look in my eyes was like the look of satisfaction and happiness in my eyes when I learned that I could sell it for a good price after I was fed a pig in captivity. This girl, what kind of ghost idea is it again, is it possible, he moved his hands and feet in dinner, so the dinner is so delicious.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shudder, and the foot that was about to take a step out of the room also stopped, looking at Duan Hong with a puzzled look and a slight horror. When he touched the plate in front of him, he suddenly thought to himself: Could it be that it is because the food has been moved, so he deliberately did not move the chopsticks.
Duan Hong was a little dazed when he saw my confused and frightened expression, and then suddenly smiled with a sudden realization, and there was a smile on the corner of his mouth that was very worth exploring.
"Tonight's meal can suit the princess's appetite?"
I didn't understand his intentions, my body didn't feel hot, and I thought it was okay to eat. So he nodded, wanting to see what he said next?
As a result, this guy took another look at the clean empty dishes at the bottom of the plate, and said "That's good" with great satisfaction, and then stood up and said to me: "There are still some things to deal with in this palace, so I won't stay in the Warm Fragrance Pavilion tonight." Then he looked at Yingcui and Taohong and said, "Your mother has eaten a lot tonight, you help her go out for a walk twice, so as not to have indigestion." “