Where to pretend to be?

This is a question that has been bothering Yang Chong lately. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

I can't think of a way, I can only bump around on the street, which one to hit is where, mainly grasp the invisible pretending to be forced, regardless of the deeds, the style must be high, and there must be style.

As he was walking, a blonde foreign beauty stopped him.

Yo yo yo, big wave girl!

"Beauty, what are you doing?" Yang Chong smiled cheaply.

Guigan's two-word thief bid for the Olympics not only has the meaning of asking her if she is expensive, but also has the meaning of asking her if she does it, but for the sake of her being a foreigner, most of them don't understand.

Yang Chong was suddenly a little discouraged.

"Oh, the nest is trying to whisper a question." Big Bo Mei replied in broken Chinese.

I didn't understand at first, but after thinking about it, it turned out that she wanted to ask a question.

"Oh, that's so polite, you're tired standing here, why don't you go to my bed and ask for advice? It's comfortable there. Of course, he didn't dare to say this, and thought about it in his heart.

This is not because he is a gentleman, but because there is a muscular man with five big and three thick standing next to the big wave girl.

Damn, come out and ask questions, ask questions, what bodyguards to bring!

"Well, what are you asking?" Yang Chong tried his best to maintain a silly and sweet smile.

"That's right." Da Bo Mei stroked her hair, and the big wave was fully revealed, and Yang Chong unconsciously felt his pants tighten.

It's hard.

I'm going to die, I'm going to die, chick, if you tease me again, I'm going to through my pants!

"I want to ask you, our TV seems to be broken, why can't we change the channel at night?" Da Bo Mei didn't notice Yang Chong's reaction.

"Aha, this!" Yang Chong laughed, "This is called Chinese characteristics, and it is like this every night from 7 to 7:30." ”

You haven't heard of "News Network", are you an earthling?

It's the most watched news program in the world.

After saying goodbye to Da Bomei, Yang Chong continued to walk on the street.

A few old men with birdcages are walking birds in the streets and alleys, and a table of mahjong and chess is placed on both sides of the street, riding a battery car from it slowly and leisurely, which is really full of life.

In front is Beiping No. 4 Middle School.

Very famous secondary school.

At this time, it was almost time for class, and Yang Chong looked at a pair of student couples on the street holding hands and walking towards the school gate, and couldn't help but think of his middle school days.

Back then, he also watched a couple walk towards the school gate.

It's really sad.

Someone else can happily hold his girlfriend's right hand, and his girlfriend is the right hand.

Watching the couples walk with smiles on their faces, he was very unconvinced.

Anyone with a discerning eye can see that most of the couples are beautiful and ugly men, as the saying goes, the cabbage makes the pig arch, or a flower is inserted in the cow dung.

Obviously Lao Tzu is uglier than him, why don't I have a girlfriend?

The injustice of heaven can be seen.

In real life, when God closes a door for you, he will throw a few more pieces of into the door. It is to tell you not to believe that you are God's chosen one, and that you may just be the one who cleans the toilet for him.

No, I can't stand it anymore.

Don't take such a dog abuse!

Seeing a couple passing by him, Yang Chong didn't say a word, he went up and grabbed the girl's hand and said, "Wife, how can you be with others?" ”

The girl looked cute: "Who are you?" ”

Yang Chong said: "I'm your husband!" What do you mean, you won't admit it after a shot, don't you want to be responsible? ”

The girl's boyfriend was anxious: "Fuck you, who shot you?" ”

Yang Chong pointed at the girl and said, "I discussed with my wife about the cannon, it's your business?" Fuck off! ”

The boyfriend sneered: "You're just here to provoke trouble, aren't you?" ”

Yang Chong said: "Lao Tzu is millions of minutes and above, which green onion are you, how can you have time to tease you?" ”

The boyfriend gritted his teeth and said, "Brag about you, you're looking for a fight!" ”

After speaking, he whistled, and saw that the students who were walking towards the school gate on the street stopped, and the boyfriend shouted that the brothers were stirring up trouble, and more than a dozen teenagers suddenly ran.

immediately surrounded Yang Chong.

"Grass mud horse, I don't know whether I live or die, haven't you inquired about my name? Gao Yi carries the handle, Huang Zitao! The man shouted angrily.

"Ouch, there's a lot of people, right?" Facing the bags of more than a dozen people, Yang Chong was not afraid.

Just kidding, when Lao Tzu singled out one hundred and eight heroes in the wild boar forest, you were still liquid!

Afraid of you? Joke!

"Hey, that's tough!" Huang Zitao smiled cruelly, "Let's say, pick a way to play, is it a heads-up or a group fight?" ”

"How?"

"Group fight is that we beat you alone, heads-up is you fight a group of us, which one do you choose?"

Yang Chong pursed the corners of his lips and swept around the dozen teenagers with cold eyes: "Hmph, to be honest, you dozen little bastards are not enough for Lao Tzu to beat with a little thumb." A person who looks like a dog, for the sake of you all students, today's duel, canceled! ”

When that's all that, I'm leaving.

"Alas, don't mind!" Huang Zitao stopped in front of Yang Chong with a look of contempt, "I want to leave after picking things, do you think this is a public toilet?" ”

"Yo, you still want to leave me behind, are you the toilet janitor?" Yang Chong said with a smile.

Damn it!

Beat you up!

Huang Zitao took the lead in raising his fist the size of a sandbag, and more than a dozen teenagers saw the situation and shouted loudly together, rushing towards Yang Chong to encircle and suppress him!

Yang Chong stood in the heart of the crowd, like a storm spring.

There was a fierce wind all around, and the spittle of the teenagers as they shouted flew almost a foot away.

Yang Ran raised his right hand and shouted, "Stop! ”

The boys were amazed and looked at him with a blank expression.

Yang Chong opened his right hand, and inside was a thick stack of hundred-yuan bills and small red fish, looking at this thickness, there must be at least tens of thousands.

"See, I've got all the money in my hands!" Yang Chong hugged his hands to his chest with an indifferent face, "Lao Tzu has nothing else, but he is rich." You little bastards, listen, if there is anyone who is willing to listen to my orders, you will have a share of the money here, no more, no less, a thousand yuan per person, and maybe Lao Tzu will be happy and can add a few thousand more yuan. If you are disobedient, Lao Tzu will use money to smash you into obedience. Boys, you have to understand a truth to live in China, there is nothing that money can't solve. If there is, then take more money. ”

Huang Zitao was so anxious that he shouted: "Don't listen to him, the rich are all iron roosters, where is there such a cheap thing...... Hey, what about you? ”

Before he finished speaking, he saw that more than a dozen of his friends had already stood behind Yang Chong.

, this Nima is too unrighteous, right?

A little fat man in the crowd shook his head at Huang Zitao: "Taotao, don't blame us for not being righteous, after all, all you can give is your own chrysanthemum, and this boss can give us the money to buy chrysanthemums." ”

Yang Chong smiled awe-inspiringly, stepped forward to hug the little girl just now, and waved his hand at Huang Zitao: "Call me!" ”