"Brother Kun is going to be a father, congratulations!"

"Congratulations!"

"Congratulations!"

"Congratulations!"

"How many months?"

"Congratulations~"

"More than seven months~"

"I'm about to give birth!"

"Be more careful at this time! Can't be negligent! ”

"How dare you? She went to the toilet and I was waiting outside the door......"

"Hahaha......"

"Brother Kun is so pitiful~"

"Don't be pitiful, it's a must for being a father~"

"Good Dad~"

"Anyone else?"

"Big ears, are you coming? Big ears?"

"Big Ears was bullied away by Meimei!"

I was chatting with my parents, and I didn't realize that the group was already chatting. Pen~Fun~ Ge www.biquge.info's mother couldn't help but ask me curiously: "What did your principal say at that time?" ”

"Nothing. That is, he joined a study tour two years ago and visited some of the better high schools in big cities. When I came back, I felt that we were too closed here, too backward. The students' knowledge is not as good as others. This inspired him to reform. Then he lobbied around, raised funds, recruited teachers...... After being busy, I hope that our generation can not be closed by the mountains. What other students can enjoy, in the same way, our students in the northern plains can also ...... as the flowers of the motherland," I said perfunctorily, staring at the screen of my phone. Turning down the pages of chat records, I saw that the old classmates in the group were calling me enthusiastically, so I hurriedly replied quickly, smirking while replying.

"Your headmaster is amazing~" Dad exclaimed when he heard this.

"That's it. Our old headmaster is a man of great strategy...... However, there is one thing that is more fun~" I suddenly looked up and smiled mysteriously.

"What!" Mom asked, looking at the thief.

"That is, he was really transferred to the director of education a year after we left~" I announced the mystery with a grin.

"He deserves it. After all, he did a great thing for Kitahara~" Dad glanced at me disapprovingly and said.

I stuck out my tongue: "What a thing!" He also built a plastic runway for the school and equipped the school with more than 200 computers...... Which one is not a big deal. At that time, the best high school in the city had only about 100 computers! ”

"Cowman!" Dad judged.

"It's a capable one." Mom chimed in.

"Hehe...... I stopped talking and continued to chat with my old classmates in the group.

"Look at your good girl, look at your phone and giggle like this." Mom bumped Dad's arm and pouted Dad.

"Young man~" Dad drank tea unhurriedly.

Seeing that he couldn't call his father, his mother went on by himself: "What do you see, so happy?" ”

"The group said that the 27th class reunion. Almighty, they asked me if I was going. I replied with a smile leaning on my mother's shoulder.

"Are you going?" Mom asked, looking at her fingers deftly flipping on her phone.

"Go ahead! The classmates hadn't seen each other for several years, and they just got together. I put away my phone with a smile, thought about it, and added, "Mom, do you remember Zhuo Tingting?" Her son is now two years old. ”

"It's the skinny female classmate you were so good in high school that you looked like a hemp stick? Mom asked.

"That's her. She doesn't look like a hemp pole now. Looking at the photo, the whole person gained weight. After giving birth to a son, she couldn't lose weight at all. She said that when she was pregnant, she made up for it every day. In the end, the child grew too big and almost couldn't give birth! No way, in the end it was a caesarean section. She took a picture of that scar on me, it was so long, it was scary. It's scary to have a baby, not only will you gain weight, but you may also die! I put down my phone and peeled the apples and pursed my mouth.

Mom heard what I was saying, and said disapprerovingly: "It's so developed now." Where would you lose your life because you gave birth to a child? Even back then, there was not a single woman in the village who died in childbirth. Moreover, having a baby does not necessarily mean that you will gain weight. When I gave birth to you, I didn't grow a few pounds of meat. It seems that he has lost some weight. Because there is no milk, you are hungry and crying, and your grandmother has no choice but to steam a bowl of eggs to feed you. ”

Mom glanced at Dad thoughtfully, and Dad coughed twice unnaturally: "Back then, wasn't the family condition bad?" ”

"Really? So I grew up eating steamed eggs, right? "When I heard about myself, I was intrigued.

"Why! After feeding it a few times, you refuse to eat it. Just crying every day. At the end of the cry, even my voice was hoarse. Later, your grandmother looked at you pitifully and took out her private money to buy you milk powder. So that you don't starve to death without milk. When Mom mentioned the past, a glimmer of water flashed in her eyes.

"Well, now the days are better. What are you talking about! Dad took out a cigarette and lit it. There was also a hint of darkness in his tone.

"Get out there and smoke it! Don't make the house smelly! Seeing this, Mom glared at Dad, who had to go out with a cigarette.

"When did Daddy start smoking?" I wondered.

"It's been two years. His shoulders hurt badly the year before last, and his body felt light and tired. I heard that it was moisture in the bones, and smoking could suppress it. Your dad tried it once, and somehow learned it. Mom withdrew her gaze at Daddy's back.

"Why don't you go to the hospital?" I asked.

"It's not like you don't know your father's bullish temper. If you are sick, you will die. He won't go until he has to. Mom bit down on the peeled apple and said indistinctly.

"Oh." I replied lightly and shoved a small piece of apple into my mouth. The apples are sweet, but there is a sour feeling in my heart: it seems that I have to find a time to do a comprehensive physical examination for my parents~

"Then you go out on the twenty-seventh?" Mom asked me.

"Twenty-five. I went to Zhuo Tingting's house for a day. Go see the big fat boy she gave birth to in nine lifetimes! What's wrong?" I was thinking about how to convince the two old men to undergo a medical examination, so I replied casually.

"I haven't bought the New Year's goods yet! Originally, your father and I were going out alone. However, now that you're out, we're too lazy to move. You go buy it. Remember to put a new couplet on the door before you go. Mom instructed.

"Good. However, if I paste the couplet backwards, don't blame me~" I nibbled on the apple and said slowly.

"Oops! You're still a college graduate! Can the couplet also be reversed? It's really useful! "Mom snorted.

"Left and right, do you know which one sticks to the left and which one sticks to the right?" I couldn't tell.

"It's too unsophisticated right now. As long as you are completely smooth and smooth pasted, it's fine. Chinese New Year, anyway, just ask for a lottery. Mom said.

"Okay." I wiped the sticky juice from my hands and took it down. That being said, I decided to look up the relevant questions before posting the couplets and follow them in the correct order. After all, I came from a liberal arts background. If the couplet at the door is reversed, I am afraid that it will provoke some knowledgeable elders to see jokes.