Chapter 3 Huangliang wakes up from a dream and travels in the mountains and rivers

Kun Jie, 100 points in mathematics, in order to praise Kun Jie's progress this time, a certificate of honor is hereby awarded. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 infoI hope that Kun Jie will guard against arrogance and rashness and continue to work hard to maintain.

Hahaha, Kun Jie looked at the exam paper in his hand, a 100 score written in red ink, and laughed happily.

Kin, how much did you take? Kun Jie asked.

Qianjian said: I only scored 89 points in the exam, how did you kid get out this time, remember to invite me to dinner after school in the afternoon.

Xiaojie said: No problem, what do you want to eat? I've got it all, now I can ask my dad for more pocket money when I go home, why don't we eat fried chicken? Or eat the two heavens of ice and fire? Or go to a frog feast? You can also go and eat roast duck eggs.

It's okay, whatever you want, whatever you want, you still ask your dad for pocket money, isn't the current one enough? Ah Jian asked.

It's not enough, it's not enough, how can this money be enough for a week, buy some food and drink, play games, and have no money to find a girlfriend, this time I scored 100 points, hehehe, I will have money when I go home, and I can marry Bai Fumei when I come, hahaha, I am happy when I think of it, Xiaojie is immersed in his own joy alone, talking to himself.

Walk up.

Beer fried chicken roast goose eggs, come to Ah Jian, try this roast goose eggs, the taste is not bad. Xiaojie said as he picked up a roast goose egg with chopsticks and handed it to Ah Jian.

Not bad, it tastes great, come and drink one, for a hundred points, for your white Fumei, drink. Ah Jian raised his glass to meet Xiaojie's cup, which was not at all like the action only at this age.

Applejack: Which Bai Fumei are you going to launch a general attack on? I think the sunglasses in our class are good, they suit you very well, and the round face and height are just right for you.

Xiaojie strongly objected and said, not good, not good, I don't like the sunglasses, I don't like the face is too round, I think the sunglasses and the globe are quite a good match, and he often goes in and out of pairs.

Hey, I think it's really yes when you say that, I didn't find that you don't usually study well, and you have quite an insight in this regard, Ah Jian responded.

Then look at the drunken beauty in the class next door, I'm afraid you can't handle it, look at her usually looks majestic and high-spirited, unattainable, not only the class flower next door but also the deputy squad leader, Ah Jian said to Xiaojie.

In the eyes of the lover, her drunken beauty is in my eyes is an embroidered pillow ----- a straw bun, I am not rare what young pioneers, what deputy squad leader, look at her hemp pole body, yellowed face, obviously malnourished, lack of calcium when she was a child, although now although she is the deputy squad leader of the class flower, but lack of love, I have become my person and I want to take care of it all day long, don't don't, I don't want to give myself nothing to find trouble, ask for hardship, Xiaojie said seriously, and eat.

Hahahaha, it seems like you want to live together, I think you are a toad who wants to eat swan meat, and if you can't eat grapes, you say that grapes are sour, Ah Jian fought back with a mocking tone.

I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like that drunk beauty anyway, Xiaojie strongly opposes the drunk beauty.

How can there be, I'll just look at the two, you can choose one of them, Ah Jian said deliberately.

No, no, you can tell me about it, you've eaten my big meal, if you can't tell one and two today, why don't you go home. Xiaojie seems to be settling his life's major events on this dinner table today.

Then I'll tell you one by one, you see how Bi Yueting is, she can also be long, she can study, and there is the white sun, I think it is okay, or the black moon bud. Ah Jian said one by one the female classmates in the class who could make you Xiaojie look at it.

Alas, it's not good, after my long-term observation, I ruled out all the ones you said, Xiaojie said while gulping.

Oh oh oh, I know, Ah Jian seemed to have suddenly opened his mind, looked at Xiao Jie, looked at the meat in Xiao Jie's mouth, and laughed out loud.

What are you laughing at, who do you think is so funny, Xiaojie asked indifferently.

I laugh at you for pretending to be confused, but you know better than anyone else that you must have a favorite target, so you push back and go, Ah Jiandao.

Xiaojie seemed to have been discovered to have hidden treasures in the yard, stopped the food in his hand, his face was a little red, and he didn't know if it was the effect of alcohol or the nervousness shown by the discovery of the secret in his heart.

Say, which one is your sweetheart, Ah Jian said while eating.

I'm embarrassed to say, you said that I scored 100 points in the test this time, the only one 100 points in the whole grade, I confessed to her that she would not agree, I said that I would give her homework in the future Hahaha, am I too witty, Xiaojie smiled lewdly.

Say it quickly, who is it, say it quickly. Ah Jian asked impatiently.

Yes, yes...... Yes, I'm a little embarrassed, Xiaojie is a little shy.

Ajiandao: Excuse me? It's just you and me now, so why are you embarrassed?

It is a beautiful and lovable bottom, kind, gentle, careful, and long-looking, tall, smart, smart, with big eyes, watery eyebrows, like a curved moon, a mouth like a pink cherry, and a beautiful woman who loves flowers and flowers.

Listening to Xiaojie finish these words of praise in one breath, Ah Jian also felt that Xiaojie was also a dedicated partner. It's just that I didn't think of it, first, Qin Lan and Kun Jie also come and go often, and the relationship between the two is already very good, but they usually don't see that they have affection. Second, I actually like this so-called beautiful woman who loves flowers and flowers in my heart.

How about it, do you think I have the strength? Xiaojie asked.

Fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, and the buildings near the water get the moon first, I am also optimistic about you, come on. Ah Jian said casually, and he didn't know if it was against his heart or true in his heart.

Xiaojie said: But let your kid take advantage of it last time, you hugged someone when you played at my house, and I will confess to her this time.

Ah Jian said: Okay, well, then congratulations first, I hope you have a beautiful back.

Hahaha, Xiaojie and Ah Jian both laughed.

Hahaha, the whole class laughed, and at this time, Xiaojie was wiping his saliva in a daze, his eyes were confused, and his face was filled with joy. It can be seen that Xiaojie is having a daydream. Waking up from a dream is a cruel reality, and no one can hide from it, and there is no escape. After a while, Xiaojie came to his senses and found that the physics teacher, Mr. Zhang Laoshi, was already standing next to him.

This is embarrassing, Kun Jie said to himself.

Kun Jie, what kind of dream did you have that made you drool with joy? Teacher Zhang asked.

Looking at Kun Jie again, with a helpless and helpless expression, he wanted to explain honestly but couldn't explain honestly, but he didn't know how to answer the teacher's question, so he could only say that he was dumb and had a hard time.

What's wrong? Still embarrassed to say? Are you dreaming of eating a big meal, or are you dreaming of a beautiful woman, seeing that the saliva is flowing on the table, Mr. Zhang continued to ask.

Xiaojie really didn't know how to answer, so he could only pretend to be deaf and dumb, not saying anything, and pretending not to hear anything.

Kun Jie, go outside and stand, I feel embarrassed to go to class when you stand in the classroom.

Saying that, Kun Jie could only go out and stand, which he thought was good. Looking at the green weeping willows outside, the red chrysanthemums in the garden in the distance, the white lilies, the yellow evening primroses, and a few sparrows flying in the sky, chirping, thinking of his dreams, Xiaojie's face was more happy.

Oh, Ah Jian, you came out too? How can you get out too? Are you asleep too? Dreaming? Seeing Ah Jian slowly walking towards him, Xiaojie asked with some surprise.

What are you asleep, what a dream, alas, it's not your fault, you took my homework, Zhang Laoshi checked it just now, mine is not there, I dare not say that I am in you, just like you, Ah Jian said helplessly.

Oh oh oh, I remembered, hahaha, your homework is still at my house, I can't give it to you anymore, so it's better to come out and stand with me, and look at the flowers and plants in the yard, Xiaojie said to Ah Jian naughtily.

Alas, don't talk about it, what kind of dream did you have when you fell asleep just now, so happy, the whole class laughed with laughter, Ah Jian asked.

Dream! Oh, that dream is so beautiful, haha, let me tell you later, Xiaojie said.

Okay, you speak slowly, Ah Kin said.

I dreamed that I scored 100 points in math, none of you were as high as I did, and I was the only one in the whole grade with 100 points, and then I invited you to eat fried chicken, roast goose eggs, drink beer, and ..... Xiaojie said with relish.

What else? Ah Jian interrupted Xiaojie's words curiously.

I still dreamed that we were talking about beautiful women, and I said that I wanted to confess to Lan Lan, and Xiaojie said with some pride.

No wonder, smiling so happily, it turned out to be a double harvest of learning feelings, Ah Jian teased.

It's so beautiful, so I laughed heartily when I was happy, Xiaojie said, don't talk about this, did Zhang Laoshi take any medicine today, why is he so bold, he blew both of us out at once, and he didn't do it before.

How do I know, I'm not the roundworm in Zhang Laoshi's stomach, Ah Jian also said suspiciously.

Yuanli, what do you say, you dare to talk to the teacher like this? I see that you are full of food and support, and Teacher Zhang teaches the most naughty students in the class.

What did I say? I can say whatever I want, you can still eat me, Yuanli looks more powerful than Teacher Zhang.

I'll tell you, don't be so arrogant, it's not good to be crazy, dogs are crazy and get bricks, don't take the teacher seriously, Teacher Zhang said seriously.

Alas, hey, as soon as you say this, I really don't take you seriously, what can you do with me, come and beat me, come on, Yuanli is like a dog with rabies, he began to lose his mind and fight with Teacher Zhang.

Looking at Teacher Zhang again, his eyes were red with anger, and his upper lip bit his lower lip.

Call your parents tomorrow, Teacher Zhang said.

Don't call, they're not here, you have to call yourself, Yuan Li said.

Don't call? Everything depends on you, the teacher's authority is still there, now there are two ways, first, call the parents tomorrow, if you don't tell me to wait later, let your homeroom teacher call your parents. Second, apologize to me right now. Teacher Zhang said.

At this time, Yuan pointed at Teacher Zhang with his right hand and said, "Tell you, I don't choose either way, what do you like?"

With that, Yuan Li walked outside the classroom.

Yuanli, what are you going to do? Teacher Zhang asked.

I saw that Yuan Li walked out of the classroom without looking back. Later, there was no follow-up. So since then, the whole class has not called Teacher Zhang in private, they are all called Zhang Laoshi, and even a student can't be calm.

In other words, in recent years, teachers have not eaten well, and the school has been constantly advocating quality education, opposing corporal punishment and beating and scolding.

Mr. Zhang only hopes that Yuanli can understand his own hardships and understand the truth of society in the future, and he can only think so.

Ah Jian, how boring it is to stand here, how boring it is, after class, other classmates have seen it and have to talk nonsense, why don't we run, Xiaojie said.

Ah Jian asked: Run? Where to run?

Let's go, go out to play, let's go to the mountains to eat watermelon and go, Xiaojie grabbed Ah Jian's jacket sleeve as he spoke.

Let's go, who's afraid of whom, anyway, I previewed what I talked about yesterday, and I can't delay.

On the slope of Chang'an in June, the ground is full of watermelons, and at this time, the early-ripening watermelons have just been on the market, and the market price is good.

Xiaojie, you look at so many watermelon fields, did you bring money, I didn't bring money, Ah Jian said.

Xiaojie said: I didn't bring it either, the money is in the schoolbag.

Xiaojie said: What should I do, I don't have money to buy a fart watermelon, I can't eat it.

Do you still need money for watermelons all over the ground? Why don't you steal one and eat it, Xiaojie said.

Ah, I'm a little scared, I don't dare to grow so big, I'll be beaten if I'm caught, Ah Jian said.

Don't be afraid, I'll tell you, why don't you find a melon shed with less people, I'll go to the field to steal, you stand by the melon shed and watch, if the melon keeper catches me, you will hold a watermelon in the shed and run, this is called the tiger leaving the mountain, Xiaojie said proudly.

Well, that's all it can be like now, Ah Kin said.

Don't worry, let's not go together, otherwise someone will see through that it is a group of wine spoiled, I will go first, and you will set off after walking a hundred meters.

Uncle, someone is stealing your watermelon, in the field, don't ask me who I am, I am Lei Feng, Ah Jian ran to a melon shed and said to the old man.

The old man came out and looked at the field in the distance, where a child was stealing watermelons from his own melon field. That is not yet ripe watermelon, in fact, the crops of the people regard their crops as their children, as long as the moment of sowing the seeds, they are looking forward to one day to see the fruit, the fruit represents hope, represents the achievement, represents the busyness of the year is not in vain, the crops in the field can only be harvested once a year, the people who plant the land understand a truth, people are wrong for a while, the land is wrong for a year, as long as they are diligent, the crops will not deceive people, as long as you pay will have a harvest. Unlike the fruits and vegetables in the greenhouse, you can grow several stubbles a year, and of course the original taste in the field is delicious.

The old man was like finding out that his child had been stolen, so he hurriedly ran to the melon field, looked at the baby in the field, and was still pretending to steal melons.

Ah Jian watched the old man walk away, so he secretly hugged a watermelon that was not big or small, about ten catties, and ran to the north of Chang'an Slope, and disappeared from the old man's sight.

Xiaojie saw that Ah Jian had succeeded, so he ran with his empty hands, made a big detour, and also ran towards the hill.

The old man looked at the young melons that had not been destroyed and stolen from the melon field, and his resentment in his heart was much less, and he slowly returned to his melon shed.

Maybe the old man has a big heart, maybe the old man didn't see that one of his melons was stolen. The old man lay on the bed made of the door leaf, and smoked his dry tobacco bag, only to see wisps of green smoke dancing slowly in the air, sometimes a circle, sometimes like a snake and a dragon.