"Director?" Yang Chong's mouth opened wide in disbelief, "Why are you here?" ”

saw a middle-aged man in civilian clothes standing in the middle of the office, who was the director of the National Intelligence Agency, Jin Gun. At this time www.biquge.info he was like a golden gun, fixed straight on the carpet, looking at a porcelain bowl on the office desk, and was silent.

Yang Chong suddenly remembered a post-break sentence: The golden gun does not fall!

Belch...... It seems to be an idiom.

No matter, anyway, the director's posture is very compelling now.

When Jin Gun heard Yang Chong's voice, he turned his head with a smile: "Oh, Ah Qi, you're finally here!" ”

Yang Chong stepped forward and said, "Director, when did you come to Xiangjiang?" It's faster than me. ”

Jin Gun said: "I'm on a special plane, of course it's faster." ”

Yang Chong was stunned and said, "Hey, what a coincidence, I am also sitting on a brick machine." ”

Jin Gun said: "Are you taking Air China or China Southern Airlines?" Why didn't I see you? ”

Yang Chong waved his hand: "I sit on a brick-pulling tractor, commonly known as a brick machine." ”

Jin Gun was taken aback for a moment, and then patted Yang Chong's shoulder: "Young man, you have a future, I am optimistic about you." ”

Yang Chong had always been curious about what the director was looking at just now, so he walked to the desk and looked at the contents of the porcelain bowl, and immediately couldn't help but laugh happily.

This is a bowl full of lychees!

Fat, thin, red, at least a dozen.

Jin Gun was also very happy, and said on the spot that Yang Chong had successfully completed the task, and he would go back to upgrade him, and his monthly salary would rise to ten yuan.

Yang Chong refused and said: "Dedicate yourself to the country, how can you be greedy for small profits?" ”

Jin Gun also nodded: "That's right, after eating the lychee you found with your own hands, the Führer's wife will definitely be refreshed and concentrate on dealing with the millions of victims who drowned in the flood." ”

Yang Chong said: "Then what now?" Now that you have found lychees, how to deal with Lai Youwei? ”

The golden gun's eyes flashed with a gloomy look, and he said, "Catch them all." ”

At this time, the Lai family manor was full of intelligence agents in civilian clothes.

Each of them had a gun in their hands and had a firm grip on all entrances and exits.

Lai Youwei was carried by a big man in black and thrown onto the steps in front of the small building.

Jin Gun and Yang Chong stood at the top of the steps, looking at Lai Youwei condescendingly. At the same time, the other guests in the manor were all controlled, squatting collectively in the open space in the garden.

Suddenly, the golden gun sniffed.

"It stinks!" He said.

"It's a little stinky...... Yang Chong followed the smell to find the source of the stink, "Director, there seems to be a plate of stinky tofu there!" ”

"Aha, bring it, bring it to me!" Jin Gun waved his hand quite mindfully, "I love to eat stinky tofu." ”

"Director, is stinky tofu delicious? So stinky ......" Yang Chong brought him stinky tofu.

"You know what?" Jin Gun ate a few pieces of hot stinky tofu, and his face was full of happiness, "Although the stinky tofu smells stinky, it tastes delicious!" ”

Yang Chong sniffed with some suspicion and said, "So, when the dog eats, will he think the same way?" ”

The face of the golden gun was cold at that time.

Boy, you're kicking your nose in the face!

Come on, tie him up for me!

At that time, two muscular men rushed out and pressed Yang Chong to the ground, took out a rope and tied him to the tree next to him, and then the two of them stood in front of him like door gods, watching to prevent escape.

Yang Chong hurriedly shouted: "What do you mean, Director, I didn't say you eat. , this is going to tie me up? ”

The golden gun spat out: "Hmph, I won't eat today. will tie you up, and you will die. ”

It turns out that this old boy has a premeditated plan?

Damn, how did Lao Tzu forget, this is the big boss behind the scenes!

Why didn't I kill him while he wasn't paying attention just now!

"That...... What is it for? The golden gun pointed at Lai Youwei and said, "Yes, Lai's right leg, it's you!" ”

"No, no, sir, my name is Lai Youwei, you have called the wrong name." Lai Youwei is extremely humble.

"Ouch!" "Yes, it's a big deal to call the wrong name, especially when you're having sex with women, I accidentally called my sister's name last week, and it made my mom ......so angry."

Lai Youwei was dumbfounded on the spot.

Damn, is it true that love has crossed ethics now?

I couldn't hold back my laughter, but I didn't hold back my laughter.

"Don't laugh!" The golden gun snapped, "You're laughing again?" Fuck, someone, rip off his pants for me! ”

Lai Youwei resisted strongly, but his strength was not enough.

The lower body was exposed on the spot.

Proper black hair, everyone is disgusted for a while.

The golden gun looked at his underneath, and he was also a little disgusted, but suddenly saw a strange thing, and couldn't help but exclaim in surprise: "Dig a slot, everyone, look, Lai Youwei actually has two balls!" ”

"I never dreamed that wow, there are actually two balls in the world, haha, wonderful!"

But the golden gun is so happy.

However, after he laughed for a minute, he suddenly realized that the people in the scene did not laugh with him, but looked at him like fools.

The golden gun scratched his head.

Are these people mentally retarded, why don't they laugh at such a funny thing?

Is it because I'm too nervous to be caught?

Maybe it's because there are too many guns and you're scared, right?

Thinking of this, he ordered the agents to put down their guns and told the audience: "Don't be nervous, everyone, come, there is finally a strange thing, everyone has fun and laughs together!" ”

But everyone still didn't laugh.

Jin Gun was anxious: "Damn, you don't all laugh, laugh or not, huh?" Smile to Lao Tzu! Grass! ”

As he spoke, he ran into the crowd, forced his mouth, and grinned to make people laugh.

Alas, I can't laugh.

Isn't it normal to have two balls?

They suddenly thought of a very ridiculous possibility, so they looked at the golden gun with sympathy in their eyes, and immediately burst into laughter en masse.

The golden gun felt very strange, and always felt that they were laughing at themselves, not at the two promising balls.

Damn, the world is changing so fast, I can't figure out where your jokes are!

Yang Chong glanced at the golden gun with some pity.

Director, I sympathize with the fact that you only have one ball.

At this time, Li Xiangqin walked out of the hidden woods and came to the side of the golden gun. Passing by a grove of flowers, she smelled the fragrance of white roses, took a few deep breaths greedily, and couldn't help but say, "This white rose is so beautiful!" ”

Then he bowed to the golden gun and stood still.

By this time, the sky was dark, the stars and moon were hidden in the Milky Way, and unknown insects were hiding behind the grass and making terrifying chirps.

Standing in the garden, you can faintly hear the breathing of others.

It's quiet, and you can hear a needle dropping.

The golden gun said to Li Xiangqin: "Ah Qin, you did a good job this time, I will give you credit, but I have to give you one last task." ”

Li Xiangqin asked, "What task?" ”

The golden gun said: "Kill Ling Lingqi." ”