013, Marshal Jin Sanfat
Who?
Could it be a robber?
So is it a robbery or a robbery?
, if you want to rob the sex, isn't Lao Tzu very dangerous? Yang Chong thought. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Don't move!" The three men in black shouted.
However, after hearing the shout, Yang Chong turned around and ran.
Just kidding, if you don't let me run, I won't run, so wouldn't I be very shameless?
I ran to the door and found that, damn, the door lock of this apartment is specially made, and no one else can open it except for Girls' Generation......
The man in black laughed, wriggled his thick tendons, came over and grabbed Yang Chong and threw him on the sofa: "Axi, what are you running to Smecta?" ”
Hey, this accent is wrong, it's not like the tone of a Korean!
Yang Chong's face was taken for granted: "Nonsense, why don't you chase me?" ”
The man in black retorted, "Why are you chasing me if you don't run away?" ”
Yang Chong said: "If you don't chase me, you won't run, if I don't run, you won't chase, so the key to the problem is that you chased me first, and then I had to run, so you had to chase." ”
The man in black spread his hands: "Shut up." ”
Yang Chong resolutely shut up.
It's not that he's afraid of the man in black, it's mainly that the other two men in black are holding guns against his head, it's really not afraid, it's mainly to protect the nine little girls behind him.
How bad it would be if you shot him in the head and scare the chicks!
At this time, Taeyeon stood up and said, "Who are you?" I warn you, this apartment is near the police station. ”
"Joke Smecta!" The man in black laughed indifferently and said, "We're not even afraid of your army, we're going to be afraid of your police?" Hmph, you South Korean men are all unplanted eggs. ”
"And who the hell are you?"
The three men in black stood together, their eyes suddenly filled with light.
The corners of their mouths were slightly hooked, their hands were sincerely soothing their chests, and their faces radiated a sacred and inviolable light, like saints, and they fell to their knees reverently, facing the north, prostrate and saluting, looking north.
"The wise and martial general of Baitou Mountain, the great Juche thought, we are here to bow sincerely!"
"From Generalissimo Jin Yi Fat to Generalissimo Jin Er Fat to Generalissimo Jin San Fat, we are all unswervingly supporting!"
"Bright North Korea will eventually crush the evil South Korea, the cunning and wicked, and justice will win!"
The man in black muttered to himself at the northern sky.
Yang Chong understood it, dare to love this person sent by North Korea's Jin Sanfat?
Yang Chong smiled: "Hey, since it's from North Korea, why don't you go to assassinate Park Chung-hee's daughter, Park Geun-hye, but come to Girls' Generation's apartment?" ”
The man in black said coldly: "The Generalissimo's latest instruction to us is to liberate the Republic of Korea and capture Girls' Generation alive!" ”
Oh my God, the three fats have hit the idea on Girls' Generation?
I'll go, you have tens of millions of women in North Korea, aren't you enough to enjoy this fat pig?
But having said that, Yang Chong still admires Jin Sanpang very much.
As a post-80s generation, he traveled thousands of miles to study in Europe, received the world's most advanced democratic ideology and humanist education, and then ran back to North Korea to continue to engage in feudal and hereditary play, how bastards must be to persevere!
However, under the shadow of his father, the great empire that can firmly control more than 20 million people can indeed be regarded as the most successful post-80s generation in this century.
Yang Chong glanced at the man in black and said lightly: "You are North Korean defectors?" ”
The man in black was shocked: "How do you know?" ”
Yang Chong said: "Even if South Korea is incompetent, it is a country protected by the United States, and it is very difficult for a few of you North Koreans to break through the 38th parallel and infiltrate it." I can't think of anything other than a North Korean defector. ”
The term "North Korean defector" refers to a North Korean citizen who does not adapt to the political system and living environment of the DPRK and has left the DPRK through irregular channels to other countries.
At first, it referred to people who fled from North Korea to South Korea, and later it referred to all those who fled from North Korea.
At first, most of them took political refuge, but later they fled their homes for economic reasons, such as not having enough to eat.
Their route is very fixed, generally from the north of North Korea, through the northeast region of China, and then take the land public system, such as trains and buses, from north to south to Southeast Asia, mostly to Thailand, a few to Vietnam. Then take a plane or boat to South Korea and receive asylum.
There is also a route from northeastern China to Mongolia or Russia, but there are few people.
Of course, more of them stayed in China directly and became Koreans without ID cards.
Thinking of the Korean Yang Chong is angry.
In the past, he saw Koreans scolding Huaxia on the Internet, how ugly and ugly it was, just call it "shopkeeper", and some called Huaxia people "Zhina", and I can't wait for all Chinese people to die.
He just couldn't figure it out.
You must know that there were no Koreans in China before. Most of those people were refugees who had come during the war on the Korean Peninsula.
Huaxia kindly accepted hundreds of thousands of dollars to let you recuperate, but in a blink of an eye, you began to take revenge.
It's really a bowl to eat, and a bowl to scold my mother.
I don't know what to do!
The same is true for the Kazakhs in the northwest, who fled to China during the Soviet Union, and now they are engaged in independence and separatism, isn't it funny?
Some North Korean defectors are even more shameless, they easily flee to northeastern China, sometimes passing through villages to steal something to eat. The common people in the Northeast are also kind, most of them turn a blind eye, thinking that they are not easy, everyone knows that North Korea can't eat enough, so they pity them. But unexpectedly, some North Korean defectors came directly with guns and killed the farmers when they saw that there was no one nearby.
If you take money and things, forget it, why kill people?
If it weren't for the pity of you, the people would have gone to the police to send you back to China, and you would be able to live in the Northeast?
This people are really interesting.
After listening to Yang Chong's words, the man in black did not refute: "That's right, the three of us are indeed North Korean defectors." But so what? We were actually undercover agents assigned by Generalissimo Baekdusan. ”
"And what do you want to do?" Yang Chong said.
"Take them all to the capital Pyongyang!" The man in black said, pointing to the nine people of Girls' Generation.
Taeyeon and the others were instantly scared silly!
Who doesn't know that the fat dead man in the north is a madman, and if they take him, what difference will it be from going to hell?
I heard that he learned a demon art, specializing in collecting yin and supplementing yang!
Otherwise, all North Koreans are full of vegetables, why would he eat so much brains?
Look at his wife Li Xuezhu again, she is about to be squeezed into a zombie!
Thinking of this, they were even more scared.
Several little girls hugged each other, but they couldn't stop trembling, they leaned on Yang Chong's body, rubbing back and forth, Yang Chong felt that the snake's head was congested and hot.
Alas, these demons!
When did you still tease Lao Tzu......
"Bless us, Lord Jehovah, Merciful and Merciful......"
Hearing the sound of prayer, Yang Chong saw that there were several little girls with crosses drawn on their chests, and he immediately understood. I have long heard that Koreans are very Christian, but when I saw it today, it was unexpected.
However, Yang Chong drooled when he saw this picture.
Lao Tzu also wants to draw a cross!
It's just a drawing on the breasts of Taeyeon and Yoon-a, whom I kissed......