"Chen Yu, for the sake of us being classmates, I won't care about this matter with you, if you kid dare to hook up with Zhang Lu again, don't blame me Lin Yu for not remembering the old love!"

"Hey, Brother Yu is talking to you! Do you hear that? ”

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"Brother Yu, you look at this kid who looks like a coward, hehe, I look at Zhang Lu's little sao hooves, I'm really blind, I take a fancy to this coward."

"Look at your virtue, and don't pee on yourself. I'm looking left and right, looking up and down, I really can't see where it's better than our brother Yu. ”

"Lai Toad still wants to eat swan meat? Don't weigh your own pounds? Dare to rob a woman with our brother Yu? Bite off more than one can chew! ”

“……”

……

"Hey, who am I messing with today......"

Wandering on the dark path, recalling the scene not long ago, the young man sighed, under the bright moonlight, the gray face, there was an indescribable helplessness and embarrassment.

The boy's name is Chen Yu, a senior high school student, studying in Tianjiang No. 1 Middle School, with mediocre grades and a beautiful appearance. A child of 1.82 meters is born white and pure.

Originally sunny and handsome, plus he was more easy-going, so he was very popular at school, and there were not a few girls who had a crush.

Zhang Lu is one of them.

Speaking of Zhang Lu, Chen Yu is neither love nor hate, it is a headache.

Zhang Lu is Chen Yu's classmate, and in terms of appearance, she can barely be regarded as a beauty. However, compared to the figure, Zhang Lu is called the second, and no one dares to call it the first.

Not to mention, he still has a "baby face", a typical child X giant X.

The face is like a cardamom girl, the body is like a plump woman, immature contains a trace of maturity, but it is charming in the youth. Shy and timid, a "brother", not to mention more sultry, the old driver may not be able to stand it, where can Chen Yu, a seventeen-year-old high school student, parry?

If it weren't for Zhang Lu's big grin, fierce and spicy, and another princess disease, Chen Yu really wanted to correct this little goblin on the spot and eliminate harm for the people!

It's a pity that in Chen Yu's eyes, girls have to look like girls, what does crazy look like? Arrogant and willful, dressed like a "young lady", disgusted by Chen Yu.

However, Zhang Lu's little pepper is an outlier, very stubborn, and was rejected many times by Chen Yuwan, not only was he not discouraged, but became more and more frustrated.

In this way, pulling and pulling, going back and forth, making a fuss at school, under the pressure of public opinion, Chen Yu half pushed and half agreed to "socialize" with Zhang Lu on the spot.

Of course, this "communication" is not the other's interaction, Chen Yu thought, casually perfunctory, in the face of his lukewarm attitude, Zhang Lu may let go halfway. No matter how bad it is, there is still one year in high school, survive this year, and after graduation, when the time comes, you will find an excuse to break up, and then go your separate ways, so that it will be difficult for the two to cross paths in a short time.

However, it turns out that there is a gap between imagination and reality.

Lin Yu is in the next class, they were still classmates before the class, and they have coveted Zhang Lu for a long time, but they have always been unrequited. As far as Chen Yu knows, Lin Yu's family is quite wealthy, which also creates Lin Yu's arrogant and arrogant temperament.

It's just that Lin Yu is a narrow-minded person, seeing that his favorite girl was captured by Chen Yu, he couldn't help but be jealous and angry, and called a dozen fox friends and dog friends to block Chen Yu's only way home.

didn't listen to Chen Yu's explanation, didn't say a word, and came up with a punch and kick.

After all, two fists are invincible to four hands, Chen Yu can't resist at all, thanks to the security guards patrolling nearby, who found it in time, otherwise Chen Yu would be miserable!

Woe to the water!

With a sigh, Chen Yu took another deep breath, and a tingling pain came from his chest, and Chen Yu, who was in pain, gasped.

Disdainful eyes, insulting words, yin and yang weird voices...... Fang Cai's experience came to his heart, Chen Yu thought about it, this matter had nothing to do with him originally, if it wasn't for Zhang Lu's stubborn fighting, how could he be targeted by that group of scum?

The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and his heart was even more aggrieved, Chen Yu suddenly looked up at the night sky at a forty-five degree angle, stretched out his middle finger, and roared angrily: "Damn, have you made a mistake?" Is it my fault that I'm handsome? ”

Bang -

At the same time, there was a loud bang in the sky, accompanied by a strong light, sweeping away like a huge wave.

For a time, the wind was fierce, and the lightning and thunder roared.

The night sky seemed to be torn through a gap, and the giant vortex was like a black hole, swallowing everything.

Seeing this, Chen Yu was dumbfounded, and he was stunned for more than ten seconds before he dodged and hugged the telephone pole on the side, his face pale. There seemed to be an invisible force around him pulling him into the whirlpool, so that he had to use all his strength to hold on to this "life-saving straw".

Damn, what's going on?

This thief, God, is also a little stingy, don't let you scold?

At this moment, Chen Yu's mood can no longer be described as shocked, this is simply crying without tears!

Did you forget to look at the yellow calendar today? Or did you step on the ****? What a strange thing to throw him to catch up.

It was fine just now, why did it become this ghost in the blink of an eye?

UFO？

Doomsday?

Or a meteorite from the sky?

Regardless of what is going on, this battle is too scary.

Chen Yu's head was blank, where could he manage so much, it was important to escape, and if he delayed a little longer, he wouldn't know how to die.

Just as Chen Yu was pondering how to escape from this land of right and wrong, a large number of translucent humanoid objects emerged from the center of the whirlpool, which disappeared into the night in the blink of an eye, faintly, and it seemed that a mad roar could be heard.

"Hahaha, it's been three thousand years, it's been three thousand years, I can't imagine that the old man will see the light of day again, the sky has eyes!"

"Boom!! The deity is finally free, hahaha!! ”

"Damn, it's too unlucky, in such a wild place, the aura is so thin!"

"Hehe, I thought I could regroup and make a comeback, but people are not as good as heaven, and when I was brought to this place where birds don't, what year and month will it take to recover my strength?"

"Wait for the old man to find a good body, and then come and conspire with everyone!"

The chatter kept talking, Chen Yu thought that he had tinnitus at a young age, and just raised his head, Chen Yu suddenly shook his whole body, as if something had broken into his head, and a sense of dizziness followed, and his whole body swung uncontrollably, and then collapsed to the ground, unconscious.

……

Chen Yu had a dream, a very strange dream.

He dreamed of a strange old man with a disheveled head, strange clothes, skinny, and a withered face, and this old man's eyes were blue and gold, which was very strange.

This old thing doesn't look like a good guy no matter how you look at it, with small eyes, a hooked nose, a mustache, old yellow teeth, and a lewd smile...... The hungry eyes were like a hungry wolf, and Chen Yu was panicked when he saw it.

Out of the instinct of respecting the old and loving the young, Chen Yu still asked tentatively: "Who are you?" What do you want to do? ”

The old man smiled wryly and said gloomily: "The little ant also deserves to know the name of the old man?" But for the sake of you providing the old man with a pure yang body, the old man will let you die and understand! ”

The corners of Chen Yu's mouth twitched, and he was confused. said that you are more than half a year old, why are you still like a child, not afraid of being embarrassed?

"The old man Rongma has dominated the Netherworld for more than a thousand years in his life, and when he galloped the Immortal Soul Continent, he was even more invincible. I want to think that when the old man was in his prime, the jade tree was in the wind, and asked how many infatuated women in the world died for the sake of the old man, but the old man was ...... Maybe the past is scattered with the wind...... Ask what is the situation in the world, and the straight man promises life and death......" The old man waved his hand, and said majestically. Suddenly his face was red, and suddenly he was in tears, and in the end, he was heartbroken?

Chen Yu had to admire that the facial expression of an old man who was about to die was so rich. Life and death promise your sister, still Yushu is in the wind? I'm sorry, look at your sloppy look, when you were young, you were either a beggar or a sling, is the infatuated woman in the world a brain problem or blind, and lost her life for you?

It's crooked, Rory is talking for a long time, it's all nonsense, and it doesn't matter if others can stand it or not, you are an old man, otherwise you would have patted your ass and left.

Chen Yu couldn't bear to be angry, scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "Huh...... What should I call you old? ”

The old man's face turned red, and he knew that he was off topic, but how could he be embarrassed in front of a little kid? straightened his face and shouted: "At a young age, frivolous and impetuous, it is really difficult to become a big weapon, but it's a pity that this pure yang body!"

"Pure Yang Body?" Chen Yu didn't know what to do.

"But it doesn't matter, it's a pity to let it go to waste, it's better to give it to someone who has the ability to cultivate, do you say yes or no?" The old man said with a smile.

"Huh? Uh, oh! Chen Yu casually said twice, and said in his heart: This old man can't have a problem with his brain, right? Did he run out of a psychiatric hospital?

"Remember, the old man is the Yin and Yang Venerable, and borrowing your body today is also considered to be the best use of everything, are you willing?" The old man said that it was voluntary, but his tone was tough and domineering, and there was no room for choice.

Hearing this, Chen Yu was embarrassed, pulled out a stiff smile, and said, "That...... Do you remember your family's contact information? ”

At this time, Chen Yu's heart was broken.

This kind of scene is like a bad uncle, who uses a lollipop to coax and scare to lure little Lori into a small alley......

Now the bad uncle has become a lewd grandfather, and little Lori has become a seventeen-year-old masculine teenager.

Naturally, you will think of an unsightly and disgusting picture!

The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. You old thing, it's a problem to walk, but it's okay to have this mouthful?

Among the old men - a beautiful young man?

Chen Yu had a chill, goosebumps fell to the ground, and he was disgusting no matter how he thought about it.

"The old man asked you!!"

With a sudden angry reprimand, Chen Yu was excited, and when he looked at it, he saw the old man with a dark face, and the desire in his eyes became stronger and stronger.

Chen Yu Juhua tightened, subconsciously took half a step back, shook his head and waved his hand: "I, I think it's better to forget it, right?"

Hearing this, the old man was completely furious, and Chen Yu successfully exhausted his patience. His eyes lit up and he roared, "Then I can't help you!!"

As soon as the words fell, the old man really pounced on him like a hungry wolf.

With a hideous face, shouting and screaming, Chen Yu was really frightened by this old guy. From those strange pupils, Chen Yu saw cruelty, bloodthirsty, and ruthless......

A chill hit his heart, growing so big, Chen Yu had never been so scared, he was afraid that the next moment, he would become a cold corpse.

Out of instinctive self-defense, the moment the old man got close, Chen Yu did not hesitate and punched him.

And then......

The old man fell to the ground, and his life and death were unknown.

Chen Yu didn't react for a moment, and when he saw the old man lying on his stomach, he was frightened. This old guy doesn't have a hundred, but also eighty, right? Will I kill him with a single punch?

Later, Chen Yu was frightened awake.

……

"Whew, it turned out to be a dream, it scared me ......"

Chen Yu sat on the ground, still apprehensive about what happened in his dream. After comforting himself, Chen Yu found that he was lying in a ruin.

The surrounding area was in shambles, with large cracks on the road and trees in the green belt on both sides uprooted...... At this time, I really want to see the scene after the earthquake is raging, but fortunately this neighborhood is not a residential area, otherwise it will be hell for adults.

What's going on?

Chen Yu was shocked and frightened, broke out in a cold sweat, and shivered twice. He's just a high school student, how good can his mental quality be? In a panic, he just wanted to escape from this ghost place as soon as possible.

Even crawling and rolling, he finally stood up, and vaguely saw that there seemed to be a girl lying not far away.

Could it be the innocent people who happened to pass by at the time of the incident?

Chen Yu doesn't think he is a good person, but he can't do this kind of thing if he doesn't save him when he dies.

Walking over cautiously, after seeing the girl's appearance, Chen Yu was really amazed.

On the side of the ground lay a young girl, petite, about fourteen or fifteen years old. The facial features are exquisite, the skin is whiter than snow, the small face is like an uncarved piece of jade, and the faint red lips are like a skilled carver, making this piece of jade complete the qualitative transformation, flawless and moving.

What's more worth mentioning is that this girl's service is too peculiar, similar to ancient costumes. She wore a light water-colored long skirt, embellished with wonderful patterns, and by the soft moonlight, it was hazy, like seeing flowers in the fog, all of which was enough to make any man lose his mind and become a wolf on a moonlit night.

The long hair was black and shiny, slightly messy and scattered on the ground, and a pair of delicate and cute kitten ears poked out of the hair, which was a little nondescript. A pair of soft hands give people a sense of ability...... Moreover, under the stiff and upturned buttocks, there is also a fluffy, about half a meter long rope-like object......

Chen Yu guessed that this should be a tail......

It's cosplay?!

Today's children don't learn well, and they specialize in messing up some non-mainstream shapes, which are exaggerated and awkward, but the girl in front of them is really good-looking......

Because it is lying on its side on the ground, the green curve is unobstructed, and the arc of the bud is waiting to be released, like a green apple, although the sour taste is not as attractive as sweet and juicy, but it has a unique flavor.

"Gollum ......"

Chen Yu suddenly had a dry mouth, his Adam's apple slid up and down, swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva, and unconsciously took a few steps closer to the girl......

This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, I used to fantasize that one day I could do something embarrassing with a beautiful girl, but today God arranged such a great opportunity for him, do you still want to pretend to be high?

After this village, there will be no such shop, not to mention that he is unlucky today, and it is estimated that God also feels ashamed of him, so this encounter was arranged to compensate?

Just once, just once, just touch it and leave......

Trembling and stretching out the wolf's claws, it seemed that she was about to get what she wanted, but the girl sighed, her eyebrows tightened, and she could open her eyes the next moment.

No way!

She's waking up?

It's okay to take advantage of others' dangers, in case you are caught, your old face will be lost.

As soon as he thought of this, Chen Yu panicked, this kind of thing, the more he described, the darker it became, there was no way to explain it, and after a while, there would definitely be a media report on the spot, in case he was caught, he couldn't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.

After struggling in his heart, Chen Yu gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, turned his head and ran.

As soon as he slipped away, Chen Yu disappeared, at this speed, even the sprint world champion had to bow down, who blamed him for being a thief?

The mysterious girl who was still lying on the ground just now, unconscious, didn't know when she woke up? Sleepy-eyed and tired. She wrinkled Xiao Qiong's nose, and her deep gaze kept casting into the depths of darkness.

The night seems to be deeper.