Chapter 2 The Life of Mandarin Ducks

The subordinates couldn't say that they pulled out Jiang Qu's coat, and saw that the color of the belt inside was too bright, so they smoked it together. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Changsheng sighed, worried that Jiang Qu's pants would fall in public, Sima Luming raised his hand to cover Changsheng's eyes.

Qian Ruyue saw it in her eyes, but it was not a taste in her heart.

Jiang Qu grabbed the pants in time. The subordinates of Jiang's mansion found a white belt to tie Jiang Qu on, and put on a white linen dress for him. Jiang Quleng was stunned for a while, it won't be a few years, and he doesn't know anything about the changes in his family.

He said heavily, "Seventh sister, which one is the ...... in the family?"

The beauty stepped forward and twisted Jiang Qu's ear, so painful that he shouted, "You are not filial son, you don't want to come back for a few years and festivals, but now you come back and curse your family." ”

Jiang Qu grinned in pain, begging for mercy, "Sister, be lighter, where is my senior brother?" It's not pretty. ”

The beauty glanced at Changsheng and them, only then was she angry, but she didn't notice that there were outsiders in the hall, she let go of her hand, and said angrily, "Why don't you say anything about the guests at home." ”

Jiang Qu rubbed his ears and complained, "I also want you to have time for me to say, come up and fight." ”

The beauty straightened her clothes and turned back into the dignified and virtuous Miss Jiang Jiaqi in the blink of an eye, and gave a delicate and weak salute, and said with a smile, "Let you laugh, my younger brother is stupid, and he has been taken care of by you on the mountain." ”

Jiang Qu introduced, "This is my seventh sister, I have seven sisters above me, six of them are already married, and there is only one left in the boudoir, surnamed Jiang." ”

Immortals didn't know how to react, so they could only nod their heads in unison. He watched the brother and sister fight very happily, and pulled the hem of Changsheng's clothes and asked, "Don't you fight?" ”

Jiang Li saw the white and tender hexagram that was raised, combing two bags of buns, wearing a small red belly pocket, clever and cute, and his eyes lit up. "This is also your junior brother?"

The hexagram was displeased, puffing out his cheeks, "Who is the senior brother with the ** face." I don't know where I learned it, so I opened my mouth and said, "Call me master." ”

Changsheng said, "Hexagram, you can't be so rude. ”

Jiang Li covered his mouth and smiled, Jiang Qu saw that she was like this, and she didn't look like a funeral at home, so he said, "What's wrong, why do you let me wear mourning clothes for no reason, bad luck." ”

Jiang Li scolded, "Do you also know bad luck, it's not your own trouble, who can blame you!" ”

Jiang Qu was confused, "I have been guarding myself in Kunlun Mountain, what trouble can I cause?" ”

Jiang Li said angrily, "Do you think that my father wrote a letter to you to come back quickly, just to let you come back for the Mid-Autumn Festival?" Do you remember Lu Shibo's daughter? ”

Jiang Qu was completely impressed, "Which one?" ”

Jiang Li reminded, "In the past, when Lu Shibo was an official in the imperial capital, he brought his daughter to our house to play, but later he was demoted to another place, so he didn't see him again. His daughter is a year younger than you and has a lot of fun with you. At that time, the fourth sister was not married, and she took the two of you out to watch the play. ”

Jiang Qu really can't remember.

The Lu family is a world friend of their family, and he knows this, but he is just the daughter of the Lu family. That was a long time ago. He was good-looking when he was a child, and there were so many official ladies who played with him that it was impossible to remember them all.

Jiang Li blamed, "What a conscienceless." Dad said that you are destined to be the same star in the sky, and it is easy to make peach blossoms, so let you pay attention to yourself. You're good, you've only played with girls since you were a child, and you don't listen to one sister when you open your mouth and close your mouth when you close your mouth. ”

Changsheng scratched his head, "Tiantongxing? ”

Jiang Qu said, "That's Ziwei Doushu, which counts the number of auspicious and murderous lives." Ziwei Doushu has fourteen main stars and seven kills, broken army, greedy wolf, and crape myrtle...... There are also zodiac signs. You give me your birthday, and I'll do the math for you. ”

Jiang Li was angry, "What is it, if you know some fur, you can show off, you can't even count yourself, if you calculate accurately, will you cause trouble for me!" Are you listening to me?"

Jiang Qu smiled, "Of course there is, you are talking about Miss Lu." ”

Jiang Li said seriously, "Don't talk to me with a hippie smile, if it weren't for the fact that Miss Lu told her family when she was dying, there was such a matter on her mind, I'm afraid we wouldn't know what stupid things you did." ”

Jiang Qu also smiled, the deceased is the greatest, and he can't be disrespectful. "Then Miss Lu is dead?"

Jiang Li said, "I contracted the plague in February and died. Before she died, she said to the maid who served her, "I had a white head appointment with you when I was a child." It's also that time, the fourth sister took you out to play, and after watching the play, you went to the Yuelao Temple to worship the old Yue, you were young and ignorant, and took advantage of the time when the fourth sister went to unsign it, sneaked to the side to learn the play, pulled the hair of the two and tied the knot, and learned the play again, saying that life can not be the same but death can be the same hole. ”

Lian Yu looked at Jiang Qu with unseemly eyes, "It turns out that you told me that your ability to please girls is innate, and it's really true, so much love at a young age." ”

Life can't be the same as death, he may not have the courage to say it today, but Jiang Qu has already said it smoothly when he was a child.

Jiang Qu also got up seriously, "Yuelao Temple? I think I've been there, but I don't remember it very well. ”

Jiang Li said, "You can't remember a word clearly, but it's embarrassing that Miss Lu has always remembered this oath." Can this kind of oath be made casually, or in front of the gods? It's a curse. Now that Miss Lu is dead, do you want to return to the West with her? ”

Jiang Qu was a little at a loss, "Isn't this a child's words?" ”

Qian Ruyue said disapprerovingly, "How can it be so effective." There are many people who go to the Yuelao Temple and the City God Temple or something to worship God, which one is not seeking marriage and seeking wealth and longevity, and I haven't seen a few who have made their wishes come true. ”

Qian Ruyue also went to visit the Yuelao Temple before she went up the mountain to learn art, and prayed that the Yuelao would bless Sima Luming to be good to her wholeheartedly, but now she still doesn't pretend to her.

So I don't see the Turin that I worshipped.

Jiang Li said, "If he doesn't do so many superfluous things, it's really nothing, but he knots his hair and Miss Lu's hair under the idol, and swears an oath, which is to end the mandarin duck's life." ”

Changsheng thought to herself, Mandarin Duck, she knew, loyal birds, heard that one of them died, and the other would not find a partner again. It turns out that there is also a mandarin duck called mandarin duck? "What happens if you end the life of a mandarin duck?"

Jiang Li said angrily, "What can I do, or I will die as I swore at the beginning." Miss Lu died, and he also died soon. Otherwise, the marriage will be broken, and don't expect to marry a wife in this life. ”

Jiang Qu had a bitter face, "But that's no different from the family." ”

Lianyu was originally very envious of the ginger qu peach blossoms blooming one after another, but she didn't expect that it was actually the monk's life. Even Sima Luming, who was as cold as ice, said, "If the child has random hair, it will be more serious for him to die alone for this reason." ”

Jiang Li's words were shocking, "Lu Shibo didn't want his daughter to die in a foreign land, so he decided to transport the bones of Miss Lu back to the imperial capital for burial. Dad went to deal with it for you, and he won't be back in a few days. When the bones are brought back, you will worship the church. ”

Jiang Qu was surprised, "You let me get married!" ”

Jiang Li said, "Then Miss Lu is very affectionate to you, and she summoned her soul, you tell her well, give her a name and give her her wish, and she may not really want to pull you to Huangquan to cut off your children and grandchildren." When the time comes, find a feng shui acupuncture point to bury her, and she will rest in peace. ”

Qian Ruyue only felt troublesome, the dignified Heavenly Eunuch was just dealing with a little ghost, was it necessary to spend so much time. "Jiang Qu, it's hard to say that Master Fei Heng didn't teach you how to draw talismans to send ghosts. If she keeps pestering, you beat her to the ground, see what she can do? ”

Sima Luming said solemnly, "Heaven has the virtue of a good life, how can you scatter the soul at will." "If the soul is incomplete, even if you can be reborn as a human in the next life, even if you are not a sick man, you will be an idiot.

Jiang Qu also shook his head, "Doing this is detrimental to yin morality, my own fate, whether it is a good fate or a bad fate, I have to suffer it myself, I don't want to have retribution." ”

Qian Ruyue only felt that everyone was targeting her, squeezing her, stomping her feet and losing her temper, "Just Changsheng's heart is good, I am just vicious." ”

Changsheng was very innocent, she didn't say anything.

Jiang Li said to Jiang Qu, "You are the only son in the family, and I still expect you to pass on the incense and let you marry a tablet, which is not too much to embarrass you." It's over, you can still marry a wife and have children like ordinary people, if you don't want to be alone in the future, just be obedient. The matter of the underworld marriage will be talked about when Miss Nalu's bones come back, and I will go and retrieve the hair that was pressed under the Yuelao Temple first. ”

Jiang Qu said, "After such a long time, it may not be able to be found, and even if it is found, it may not be broken." ”

"If it becomes a curse, it will not be broken so easily. What you put there with your own hands will also be brought back by you, and you will not go or not. Jiang Li raised his eyebrows, a precursor to anger.

It's about his own marriage, how dare he not go, Jiang Qu sighed and said, "Put down your burden and go, just want me to dress like this?" ”

It is estimated that no one in the entire imperial capital has ever tried to wear mourning clothes to the Yuelao Temple, so people have to be regarded as weirdos.

"This mourning dress is for you to protect against the peach blossom calamity, and if you don't change it for a day, you will wear it on your body for a day."

Jiang Li arranged for them to live in Changsheng. Hexagram Liao lived in the same room with Changsheng, and when he arrived in the room, Changsheng asked Hexagram Liao, who was also an immortal, but he knew Yue Lao.

Hexagram Liao said, "Yue Lao is an old man, I don't play with old men." However, my grandfather recognized that half of the marriages in heaven and earth were managed by the old moon. My uncle's family affair is still a matchmaker made by my grandfather looking for Yue Lao. ”

Half of the marriage in heaven and on earth? Isn't it all marriage? "Then can you ask your grandfather to help ask, can a situation like Jiang Qu not count?"

Hexagram Liao looked reluctant, he was thinking about going to the street with Changsheng and asking Changsheng to buy him delicious and fun.

Changsheng begged, "When I go back, I'll use honey to pickle dates for you to eat." ”

Hexagram Liao bit his fingers and left his saliva, the honey dates made of Changsheng were also delicious, "That can only be eaten by me, not by stinky Taoist priests and wooden faces." ”

Changsheng nodded in agreement.

The hexagram said, "Then I'll go back and ask my grandfather." ”

He turned into a little dragon, and swam out of the window without putting the little cloth bag on which he had toys on his body. It's just that when I passed a big tree, I happened to see Lianyu walking out with Jiang Qu step by step.

The tree was in its way, and no one noticed it.

Lian Yu and Jiang Qu hooked their shoulders and said, "I'll go to the Yuelao Temple with you." ”

Jiang Qu said disdainfully, "I'm going to do my own business, you follow Jiucheng to worship marriage, you are still my senior brother, I am in trouble now, you only care about yourself." ”

Lian Yu said angrily, "I can help you find your hair together." ”

Jiang Qu debunked and said, "That's a nice thing, didn't you tell you to stop playing the idea of immortality, Uncle Shen Ling is so many female disciples, are you afraid that you won't find a junior sister who is happy with each other." ”

"Most of the disciples under Uncle Shen Ling have the same temperament as her, just look at Senior Sister Ruyue. How good the elder sister is, she has a good temper, she eats hard, she cooks good food, and the most important thing is that she won't turn around when she sees me......"

Lianyu began to count the benefits of immortality, and Jiang Qu walked while talking, and white smoke came out of his angry nose.

Changsheng is his daughter-in-law, and he doesn't like the senior brother with a wind sao face likes his daughter-in-law. If the senior brother with a sao face goes to beg Yue Lao, if Yue Lao agrees to pull the red line for him and Changsheng, then Changsheng will definitely not like him in the future.

He rolled his eyes, and was not in a hurry to go home, but flew to a high place and summoned the land of the imperial capital. The land smiled, "Is there something wrong with the Dragon Prince calling me?" ”

The land god was not a big official, and Gua Liao originally wanted to call him the old man of the land, but thinking that Changsheng had told him that he couldn't be too rude to the old man, he said, "Grandpa Land, is the old man going out?" ”

"I went to heaven yesterday." ”

Gua Liao giggled, thinking that Yue Lao was not there, so he felt something out of the cloth bag.

"Then I'll ask Grandpa Land to help me with one thing. After a while, two men will go to the Yuelao Temple, one is called Jiang Qu......" he tilted his head and thought about the words he learned from the human world, "It looks like gold and jade, and the other is called Lianyu, who looks hateful, and Lianyu is going to ask for marriage, you become Yuelao and manifest this thing to drink." ”

The land looked at the bottle in his hand and asked, "What is this?" ”

Hexagram Liao said, "When I played hide and seek with the rabbit god in Sister Chang'e's Guanghan Palace, he lost to me. ”

As soon as the land heard the rabbit god, he guessed the purpose of the thing, "This marriage between men and women is destined by God, and each god also performs its own duties." If I take the appearance of Yue Lao and make trouble in his temple, I am afraid that Yue Lao will know that he has to sue Heavenly Court, then I will not be able to keep my official position. ”

Hexagram Liao said, "The rabbit god told me that this thing will only have the effect of medicine for a few days, and it will return to normal after that." There won't be any mess up the marriage order. ”

Land is in trouble, "this ......"

The hexagram hooked the pearl on the neck of the dragon's claws, "Many fairy sisters in the sky want to ask me for this, saying that it will look better if it is broken and painted on the face, and it is better than the elixir of Taishang Laojun." If you help me, I'll give it to you, or you can go back and give it to the land mother-in-law. ”

Seeing that the land still didn't agree, Gua Liao simply lay down on the fluttering white clouds, rolling and splashing, "Yue Lao won't know, if he knows that you say that Gua Liao asked you to do it, he won't be angry with you." ”

If it weren't for the fact that he was still young, he was lazy and didn't practice well in Kunlun, and his spells were not as high as the land, he would have teased Jiang Qu and them by himself.

The land lord is loyal and honest, and he is easy to be compassionate, and he will stop him when the land wife is there on weekdays, so that he can do everything according to the book of heaven and the rules and regulations of heaven, so as not to have soft ears and respond to requests. Today, the land lady is not here, and the land lord nods as soon as he is soft-hearted.

Hexagram Liao and the land flew to the Yuelao Temple in the imperial capital, and after half a pillar of incense, Jiang Qu and Lianyu appeared.

Jiang Qu's mourning clothes are really eye-catching, most of the people who come to incense are young girls who have not left the cabinet, and there are also women who come to ask for marriage for their children. Jiang Qu rolled up his sleeves to cover his face.

Hexagram pointed at the two of them.

The land first applied a small method towards Jiang Qu. Seeing that Jiang Qu just wanted to enter the temple, he hugged his stomach and felt as if there were thousands of troops and horses charging into battle. "No, I don't know if it's because I've been staying in Kunlun Mountain, but when I come back, I can't adapt to the turbidity of the imperial capital, and my stomach hurts."

Lianyu said, "Why don't you say that you are delicate, I will be fine." ”

Jiang Qu asked Lian Yu to enter the temple, "I have to go to the thatched house first, and wait in the temple for a while." Jiang Qu covered his stomach and walked quickly, as if he couldn't help it.

Lianyu also entered the temple by himself, there were three futons in front of the statue of the old moon, and the one in the middle was empty, so he knelt down, folded his hands, closed his eyes and sincerely prayed for marriage.

The land was attached to the statue of the old moon god, and he opened his mouth and called, "Pity the jade-"

Lianyu opened her eyes and looked left and right.

The girl kneeling on his left seemed to be past the age of Ji Lu, but no one had come to propose marriage, and she had been sighing and complaining to the old statue of Yue, saying that she hoped that the old man would give her a wishful husband. To his right is an old man, as if his daughter is finally married, and he came to repay his vows today, and he kept thanking the old man with his hands folded.

Who will call him again?

"Don't look around, I'm calling you." I am the god in charge of marriage on earth, and I have a relationship with you, and I have heard your request today, and I have come to mention it. ”

Lianyu looked up at the idol in surprise, "Old Yue? ”

He looked left and right again, and saw that nothing was unusual, as if only he could hear the sound. The incense smoke in the temple was swirling, and the statue of the old man holding the red line in his left hand and the marriage book in his right hand was also smoked to the faint surface.

The land replied, "I am the old man." ”

Lianyu didn't believe it immediately, the temple was peaceful, and she didn't notice any demonic energy. He stared at the incense standing in front of the idol, which was for the gods, and the lonely spirits and wild ghosts generally did not dare to eat it, and if they came into the temple to make trouble, even if they were so clever that he could not detect it, the incense would be extinguished.

The land said, "There are many obstacles to your fate and marriage, and I saw your sincerity before I showed my spirit to tell you." If you don't believe, go back. ”

Lianyu was anxious, and saw that the statue seemed to show some aura, and said, "No, no, Yue Lao." My marriage is indeed rugged, the senior sister and sister I like, either I haven't said I like it when I say I like it, I want to bow to me first, or I just tell me that my heart belongs, and I like it is my junior brother. Now I finally met someone who didn't like my junior brother, and he still looked at the old man for advice. ”

The land said, "Marriage is predestined, you can't force it, you like them, they don't like you, it's also because they are not the people you are destined for." ”

Lianyu asked embarrassedly, "I heard that the book in the hand of the old man records the names of all the men and women who are destined to marry in the world, can there be my name on it, and who is the one who is married to me?" But...... But the elder sister? ”

"I can't divulge too much of the heavenly secrets, who will you marry in the future, I will know when the fate comes. I have a bottle of fairy dew here, drinking it can help you get married, so I will give it to you today. ”

Lianyu thanked her, and after bowing three times, she really saw an extra bottle of things in front of the futon.

Gua Liao stood outside the door and covered his mouth and snickered, and when he saw Jiang Qu walking towards him while wondering why he went to the thatched house and his stomach didn't hurt anymore, he quickly flew to the sky and hid in the white clouds.

Jiang Qu saw that there was an extra bottle in Lianyu's hand, so he asked, "What is this?" ”

Lian Yu couldn't help but be overjoyed, thinking that it was the right time to come to the Yue Lao Temple today, and finally be able to find the person who was happy with each other, and there were still believers on the left and right, Lian Yu pulled Jiang Qu aside, and whispered, "The fairy dew that Yue Lao gave me, your stomach hurts so badly, otherwise you can ask Yue Lao to give you a bottle." ”

Jiang Qu smiled, "It's not night yet, even if you dream, it's too early." ”

"I came with you empty-handed, I can't have conjured this medicine myself. It's really given by the old moon, even if you don't believe it. ”

Jiang Qu didn't believe it, but it can be seen that Lianyu said that there really is such a thing, but he was half-convinced, "Really? Did you tell him about me? ”

"I didn't say it."

"I'll just say you're not angry." He didn't misunderstand him, Bacheng kept asking about his marriage and left his affairs behind.

Lian Yu argued, "You have to say this kind of thing yourself, and it is not clear for others to say it on your behalf." He asked Jiang Qu to kneel on the futon, and sincerely confessed to Yue Lao about the stupid thing he committed when he was young and ignorant. It's just that the land has already been retired, and there is no response.

Lianyu asked Jiang Qu if he had heard any fairy words, Jiang Qu shook his head, and Lianyu guessed, "Yue Lao said that he was destined to appear to me when he appeared to the earth, maybe he saw that you were destined to have this calamity, and you can only rely on yourself to resolve it." ”

Jiang Qu was upset, and said after bowing to the old man of the moon three times and bowing nine times, "It's completely out of necessity, ask the old man for forgiveness." He jumped up to the altar in the astonished sound of the devotees, lifted the idol a little, and saw a folded piece of paper pressed underneath, which happened to be two hairs.

The temple blessing of the Yuelao Temple was poured incense ash outside, and I heard someone say that someone in the temple was disrespectful to the gods, so he grabbed the broom at the door and waved it at them. The two had no choice but to run away in disgrace.

Out of the temple gate, Pian Yu said sadly, "After the miracle, I still have to come back to repay my wishes, do you say that the temple will let me in when the temple is gone?" ”

Jiang Qu gave him a roll of his eyes.

Lianyu pulled off the cork of the bottle and couldn't wait to take a sip, feeling that the fairy dew was as sweet as a stream, and it was delicious. He said generously, "Don't say that I'm not righteous, Yue Lao said that this thing can help marriage, I drank a little, and the rest will be given to you." ”

Jiang Qu opened his mouth to say something that made people want to beat him, "You can drink all the things that Yue Lao gave you, do you think I look like someone who needs to use this fairy dew." "Even if you don't drink it, when the senior sisters see him, isn't it like a butterfly seeing a flower?

Lianyu drank all the fairy dew. The bottle was left, and he felt that it was a gift from the immortal family, and the bottle could not be lost, so he carefully put the bottle in his arms for safekeeping.

Hexagram Liao looked at it condescendingly, and said with a smile, "Look at how you robbed my daughter-in-law." He fulfilled his promise and gave the pearl to the land lord, and asked him to take it back to coax the land wife. He wagged his tail and flew away humming the nursery rhyme that Changsheng sang to him when he coaxed him to sleep.