Chapter Thirty-Nine: Robbery, Robbery, and Robbery
Wen Yueying's words simply stunned the goblins who were already stunned, especially the leading dumb lion Qiao Ran. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Qiao Ran didn't even sit down for a while, and almost rolled into a pile with Youlai.
Qiao Ran, who sat down again, spent a few seconds digesting and understanding the word "robbery" that Wen Yueying said, and confirmed that he really heard it correctly, so he couldn't help but question: "Miss Wen, didn't you just tell me yesterday, counting on robbery is useless, and you can only ...... it occasionally."
"That's saying you're a strategist!" Wen Yueying's face was not red and she was out of breath, and defended herself, "I'm not you!" And the one I am preparing to rob is no longer Qin Lingyun, who is so angry that little family in Zhu Ziguo! What can Zhu Ziguo's small place squeeze out? I don't have any hope. If you don't do robbery, if you want to do it, just do it beautifully, let's come back and play a game that hasn't been open for ten years, and has been open for ten years! Robbery is also a profession, so we must also be dedicated! ”
You came to the dizzy and Qiao Ran complained in a low voice: "King, is there a problem with your ears?" Why do I seem to know every word that Miss Wen said, but it's just combined, and I can't understand a few words? Qiao Ran nodded with affection and replied: "It's right if I don't understand, because I don't understand what she wants to say......"
In response to the mosquito coil eyes of the big and small goblins, Wen Yueying was too lazy to go around in circles anymore, and bluntly announced the answer to them: "It's okay if you understand or not, all you need to know is that this girl is ready to take your king to rob, and the object of the robbery is no longer a person, it's a monster!" It's a monster with money and things, and he hasn't reported to the official after robbing them! It's commonly known as black eats black! You stupid lion king, don't you still have a Guanyin Bodhisattva behind you to support you? If we rob, we will rob, hmph, there is someone above us, that monster who doesn't have long eyes dares to sue?! The girl hasn't touched the gate of Luojia Mountain yet, so let's let the stupid lion clean them up! ”
All the goblins suddenly felt cold in their vests, and they were secretly glad that the goblins in their own cave mansion were staying in the same trench as Wen Yueying, who was determined to "eat black and eat black", otherwise they would only be able to knock out their front teeth and swallow blood if they were really robbed! Who says youkai are scary? Uneducated monsters are terrible to fart, and the scary thing is that Wen Yueying is a human who will take monsters to rob and "eat black"!
Wen Yueying didn't pay attention to the careful thoughts of the demons, and still thought about her "grand plan" for robbery with great interest: "What about us, the persimmon has to pick the soft one first, and the robbery is the same, let's pick the weak one first." I didn't hear anyone say it last time, the black bear spirit of Black Wind Mountain is called ...... What kind of bear is coming, it has been cleaned up, and finally it was taken back to Luojia Mountain by Guanyin Bodhisattva in a circle and raised in captivity? This black bear spirit has also settled in Black Wind Mountain for hundreds of years, right? There are a lot of household belongings that you can't take away, so why don't we pick this family to practice first? ”
Speaking of which, this unlucky black bear spirit Xiong Zhen can be regarded as an old acquaintance of the goblins in Qilin Mountain, robbing other people, ah, no, it's other demons, maybe the little goblins will back down for a while, but the black bear spirit, Wen Yueying has picked a good object, which is in line with the minds of the demons, and even the weak and gurgling little pear tree like Youbao is not afraid.
Not to mention that now the dragons of Black Wind Mountain are leaderless, there is, probably that Xiong Zhen's stupid lion's defeated godson is just a place - the territory of Qilin Mountain was grabbed by Qiao Ran in the hands of Si Ran, and Si is not like Qiao Ran can't win Qiao Ran, so he has to roll up his belongings and go to the Black Bear Spirit. It was when Xiong Zhen was still in this Batu Cave, that is, he loved to fight with Qiao Ran more than he got into a fight, Xiong Zhen boasted that he was an elegant goblin, and he looked like a black charcoal digger, and he would not easily do the mundane thing of rudely rolling up his sleeves and fighting. In other words, Xiong Zhen is just a mouth cannon master with a petty bourgeois temperament, and he is only better than fighting five scum in a fight.
Therefore, as soon as Wen Yueying's proposal came out, all the goblins nodded in unison and agreed, and they also cheered Qiao Ran and Wen Yueying up.
Wen Yueying was even happier and more interested, and immediately jumped in front of Qiao Ran, grabbed the golden retriever fluttering under Qiao Ran's neck, raised her head and smiled happily: "It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, take advantage of the good weather today, it's still early for dinner at this time, let's just go and rob the Batu Cave first!" Maybe Batu Caves has a lot of money, so we can add two more dishes tonight! ”
Qiao Ran was pulled by Wen Yueying for the first time and muttered a few words, but now that he was pulled a lot, he became numb, and he didn't bother to talk nonsense, so he silently blew on the back of Wen Yueying's hand to rescue his golden retriever, and then took a step back before responding: "When is a robbery not a robbery?" Where do you want to pick the weather and the time? The little ones stay here and wait for me to come back, and I'll take Miss Wen to the Black Wind Mountain. ”
Wen Yueying didn't care about the golden retriever in her hand, and grabbed Qiao Ran's sleeve with her backhand and asked, "Quickly turn me into the appearance of a fierce and evil left-hand pioneer!" I've only scared people, not goblins! ”
Youlai and Youbao glanced at each other and exchanged a meaningful look: Miss Wen is scary enough with this appearance, ah, it's scary, where do you need such and such a fierce and vicious skin?!
Qiao Ran sighed and said, "Let's go to rob the goblins, who are we going to coax with an illusion?" Those who are more advanced will not be coaxed by this simple trick, so it's better to be as simple as this. ”
Wen Yueying just muttered "boring", and didn't dwell on this cross-dressing problem anymore, still happily waving goodbye to the little monsters: "You are all waiting at home obediently, and your king and I will go to earn money (robbery) for you to exchange for meat to eat!" ”
Miss Wen, Miss Wen, you're going to rob, not to catch the market! Don't be so elated! How embarrassing are you to let the goblins who were robbed by you for a while look at you so excited that you go to the market with your children? The little goblins all felt that they couldn't bear to look directly at their own king who was walking with Wen Yueying, and their faces were helpless to the extreme......
At the same time, Lai took the lead in closing his two squirrel paws, and pretended to pray for a second or two for the doomed little goblins in the Batu Caves. Sure enough, it's a lot of mixed up with Wen Yueying......