8. The pendant can speak

After Yan Yufang left, Zhang Xiaoqiang lay on the mat and couldn't sleep, so he heard the big fish in the pond jumping out and falling down, making a loud noise, the fish is so big, and there seems to be more than one or two, no matter how bold Zhang Xiaoqiang is, he doesn't dare to venture down to the pond at night to catch fish, in case there is a giant piranha in it is not fun. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Because there are so many strange things that happened to me during this time that cannot be explained by scientific knowledge, and the origin of everything is because of this strange-shaped pendant around my neck.

Zhang Xiaoqiang lit the old-fashioned kerosene lamp, such a kerosene lamp has long been unused, and Jintang Village has been in the era of electrification for many years, but this windproof old-fashioned kerosene lamp is a must-have item for camping in the wild. Zhang Xiaoqiang found it out of the debris pile and reused it from the new waste.

Under the faint light, Zhang Xiaoqiang took off the pendant from his neck and played with it in his hand, the pendant seemed to be wrapped in a layer of dirt, and it seemed to have a thick layer of embroidery, in short, I couldn't see its original appearance, like a piece of jade, and like a piece of metal, is it gold or silver?

Zhang Xiaoqiang remembered the common shots on TV, in order to verify the authenticity of gold and silver, Zhang Xiaoqiang put the pendant in his mouth and wanted to bite it off, but when he thought of this pendant to save his life, he also let himself have such a portable immortal cultivation farm against the sky, such a big farm, such a big cow are all contained in this small pendant, carry it with you, no matter where you go in the future, you don't have to worry about being hungry, you can eat if you want to, you have to drink if you want to drink, you can be at ease, you are happy like a fairy, and you are even more free than a fairy. In case this pendant is a very brittle jade pendant, it will be broken as soon as you bite it, and this portable immortal cultivation farm will not be able to enter, wouldn't you be curious to kill the cat.

Therefore, Zhang Xiaoqiang handed the pendant to his mouth, and was reluctant to bite it at all, but kissed it wildly on the pendant: "Little pendant, little pendant, I love you so much, I love you to death, I love you as much as I love Huqindan, I love you as much as I love my mother, ah, I love you more than they do, you are simply my favorite." Ah, with you, I don't even want to find a daughter-in-law. ”

"Master, your love is so fierce that I can't stand it, you, your saliva sticks to me, it's so itchy, help me wipe it." Xiaoqiang, you still can't forget your ex-girlfriend, it seems that you are a man with deep affection, but Director Yan is so soft, warm, and fragrant, I like her so much. ”

This pendant can actually speak? However, the pendant has no mouth, and Zhang Xiaoqiang feels that there is a voice in his head talking to his consciousness.

Wipe it, wipe it, little pendant, look at you talking like a child, are you a little girl or a young man?

Oh, ask me such a private question, master, you love me, I love you so much, master, you can fall in love with many, many beauties in the future, I won't mind, master, you will get rid of many, many beauties in the future, I will not be sad at all, because I love what you love, master, you are my favorite, no matter which woman you fall in love with in the future, please don't abandon me, because you are my only one, master, you must hold me in the palm of your hand every day, gently stroke, you must hang me around your neck, Stick it on your chest, let me feel your warmth every day, listen to your heartbeat, and I can grow up slowly, no, we will thrive together.

Xiao Shenshen, you are so well-behaved and naughty, if you are a beautiful fairy, marry me as a wife, okay?

Ah, master, how can you ask such a question that makes me so shy, if I were a female goblin, would you marry me?

Goblins, goblins like it more, I heard that marrying a goblin as a wife is more refreshing than marrying a fairy Chang'e as a wife.

Zhang Xiaoqiang was talking to this naughty elf in his mind, and his hands were not idle, he grabbed his clothes and gently wiped them on the small pendant.

Ah, it's so itchy, director, you rub it hard, I'm covered in such a layer of dirt, it's so uncomfortable.

Xiao Fall, the force won't scratch you off, right?

No, no, but don't push too hard, Xiao Shen's body is still very fragile.

One will call it hard, and the other will say not too hard, Zhang Xiaoqiang is a little embarrassed, what is just right.

Rubbing and rubbing, with a click, a small piece of wrapping fell from the pendant, Zhang Xiaoqiang jumped in shock, this pendant will not be rubbed, right?

Ah, it's so relaxing, it's so comfortable. Master, don't worry, I'm not so easily scratched, keep up the cheer master, liberation, I want liberation, what's wrong with pursuing freedom.

The little pendant actually hummed a song.

Zhang Xiaoqiang continued to wipe carefully and gently, and a piece of wrapping fell off again, and the pendant finally revealed its original appearance, Zhang Xiaoqiang took a closer look before getting the lamp, not gold or silver, but a pale green jade, warm as jade, I don't know whether it is Hetian jade, Xiuyan jade, or Burmese jade, in short, it feels very good to the touch, but there are some small knocks, not particularly silky.

This jade pendant must be engraved with words, carved with some graphics or something, Zhang Xiaoqiang took a closer look, and was so frightened that he almost threw away the jade pendant.

Ah, there is a skeleton carved on this jade pendant, and the large and small bones are clearly visible, vividly, it is really terrifying.

Ah, master, you have scared me, do you dislike me when you see me like this? Don't worry, haven't I grown up yet? What do you want me to be when I grow up? It's okay to become Director Yan, but I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, master, from now on, you have to touch me with your heart every day, take care of me carefully, it won't take much time, I will definitely bring you unexpected surprises. Master, I'm so cold, hurry up and put me back on your neck and let me sleep well against your warm chest.

Little Fall, are you a fairy or a fairy, answer my last question, let's sleep.

Well, I'm neither a goblin nor a fairy, I'm just a farm of immortal cultivators that I carry with me. Master, I have existed in the universe for millions of years, but in such a long time, I have not met anyone who is destined, and my life is too boring. Host, it feels so nice to meet you.

Carrying the Immortal Cultivation Farm with me, can I really cultivate into an immortal? Isn't it impossible to marry a wife and have children if you become an immortal? It's so boring to be an immortal, it's better to be an ordinary person with abilities and immortals?

Haha, happy like a fairy, since it's very happy to talk about love with a beautiful woman, why should you reject it, but master, I advise you, beauty may bring you more pain than happiness.

Pain and happiness, isn't it such a torturous process to enjoy, this man is born cheap, not destroyed by women, tortured, this scalp will itch.

Master, I can't believe that you are still a philosopher, and it seems that I did not choose the wrong person. Ah, I'm so sleepy, I've finally been freed from the shackles of millions of years, I want to sleep, hug me, master, hold me tight, I'm very insecure.

Xiao Shen, don't sleep, I'll ask you one last question, what is the use of drinking that milk and eating those fruits to increase your spiritual power?

But Xiaoshen had already sounded a thin snort of sleep.

The night went by.