Chapter 12: Humans and Ghosts Take Different Paths
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It's the king of Yama.
"Brother Wang, you trespassed into the house!" Youyang made a gesture at him at the screen.
"Fart, where the Netherworld is my territory, I came here is a blessing that they have cultivated for eight lifetimes." King Yama had already pushed Liu Guang aside, and he sat in front of the computer to turn against the guest.
"Brother, how do you have time for a private visit?" Youyang picked up an apple on the table and took a hard bite.
"What is a private interview with a microservice? Didn't I come to you specifically? Hey, how did you eat it? Serious point. King Yama said solemnly.
"The wine I just drank was uncomfortable. How do you know you're going to find me here? You Yang smiled, this guy is still strangely informed.
"Go, Liu Jin is my 'celebrity' here, no matter where he goes, there are people everywhere who give me small reports, not to mention that he left the country for private reasons?" King Yama slapped his thighs with both hands and laughed with his mouth wide open.
Leaving the country for private purposes? Has the Yama King evolved? How did you use that word?
Youyang is really an eye-opener, what he encountered during this period of time is more wonderful than his sixteen years of study and so many books he has read.
Which ancestor said that it is better to travel thousands of miles than to read 10,000 books, which really makes sense.
"What are you looking for from me?" Youyang's drowsy brain struggled to think.
"What do you think this is?" King Yama took out a yellow scroll from his bosom and opened it cautiously and respectfully, facing the back of the computer screen.
The two words "Holy Decree" in the vertical row caught the eyes of Youyang.
"Brother, you've worked hard all night, do you know what you got in the end?" Putting away the holy decree, King Yama's face was already lying on the screen, as if it was only separated from Youyang by a layer of transparent glass, and his mouth and nose were deflated.
"You must be in the top ten if you are so happy, as for the number of places, I don't care, as long as the goal is achieved." Youyang's already chaotic brain suddenly relaxed.
However, one thing he always thought about in his heart was extremely sober, and after this thing was done, he immediately chased Dou E.
"No, no, guess again, what is it?" The king of Yama did not give up, and he was still unsatisfied.
"Big brother, the first line, right?" Youyang was perfunctory, his alcohol strength had already come up, his brain was groggy, his stomach was tumbling, and he couldn't support it anymore.
Youyang's head lowered and lowered, and he slammed directly on the table.
"You guessed it, we're amazing, aren't we?" King Yama clapped the table and applauded.
Then, he was dumbfounded.
"Oh, brother, don't sleep, you listen to me~~" It's a pity that Youyang has fallen asleep, and he didn't hear the first few at all.
"Listen, tell Youyang tomorrow that I will see him in the Yama Palace." After King Yama gave an order to Liu Guang, he went home to find Wan'er.
The unlucky Liu Guang could only type a line of words on Q.Q: "The prince wants to see you in the Yama Treasure Hall and keep in touch." ā
When Youyang woke up, the sky was already bright, and next to Liu Guang's avatar, which showed that he had gone offline, he saw Liu Guang's message.
You Yang smiled bitterly, now that someone can control him wherever he goes, how many mothers-in-law should he have?
The next day happened to be the weekend, Youyang began to pack up the things at home, the newly bought house is a well-decorated model house, as long as you carry the futon you can move in directly.
Since Dou E broke into the house, the soul that has been pouring in has become the divine assistance for Youyang to change from a half-immortal to a god.
Every time he spoke into the air, he was afraid of being discovered by other colleagues who lived on a floor.
Youyang decided to move as soon as possible.
In the afternoon, he called a moving company and moved into the new house in less than two hours.
In the new house, the decoration company not only carried out the perfect decoration, but also purchased flowers and plants for each house as a house addition to the house in a very humane way.
In the living room of Youyang's new home, there is a pot of fortune trees and a pot of gardenias.
The fragrant gardenias grew all over the branches, and the white petals reminded Youyang of the troublesome white wildflower in the Yanei of Yiyang County.
In any case, it should be good to get together and disperse.
The right hand reached out to the white gardenia.
In less than five minutes, Dou E flew in through the window, and her delicate body landed elegantly opposite him.
Looking carefully, Dou E is still quite beautiful when she is not spilling.
"Sit down." Youyang pointed to the sofa opposite him.
"The new house is beautiful, I like it." Dou E was very casual, her eyes looking around.
"Can I drink this?" Youyang brought two cups of coffee.
"I'm not used to it yet, but it smells good." Dou E took one of the cups, put it under her nose and sniffed it.
"By the way, the last time you were injured, did the ointment I gave you work?" Youyang remembered Huangzhe's question.
"That's good." Before the words fell, Dou E lowered her head and took a sip of coffee, her thick curved eyelashes just blocking her flustered eyes.
"Did it work then?" Youyang then asked.
Dou E hurriedly replied: "Yes, it didn't hurt at that time." ā
This answer happened to be the same symptom as Liu Guang's words, and Youyang didn't ask anymore.
"Then what kind of family do you want to be reincarnated into?" Youyang changed a question and asked very kindly.
Please God because of his own cheap hands, and he has to be cheap to send God, anyway, no matter what method is used, he can only be liberated by sending Dou E away as soon as possible.
"What do you mean?" Dou E was not as excited as she imagined, she lightly embellished her coffee and looked calm.
"I've already told King Yama that you'll be able to choose your own reincarnation." He hoped that Dou E would make a decision right away.
Liu Guang's message, he was ready to reply immediately after hearing Dou E's answer.
As long as Dou E nodded, he could meet with King Yama at any time while he was not at work on weekends.
"I don't want to be reincarnated, how comfortable my life is now, where I want to go, no one cares and no one asks, I don't have to work hard, I'd rather be a ghost than a person." Dou E unexpectedly refused.
"How can the days of the Yuan Dynasty be compared with now, or you will be reincarnated into the royal families of Britain, Norway, and Thailand and become a princess?" Youyang tried his best to induce.
"You're going to cross the river and tear down the bridge, right? Don't forget that you still have my poison in you. Dou E's face changed, and she put the coffee cup on the coffee table with a "snap".
"Auntie, aunt, can you be reasonable? You offered to reincarnate more than 500 people, and I did as you asked; You bring Liu Jin to the door, I solved his problem, can't you? Youyang felt that he had just knelt down and begged her.
"No, those are other people's business, I was also coerced, and I didn't do my own business." Dou E's little face smiled sinisterly.
"The thing you're proposing is to cast a good baby." Youyang's tone began to harden.
"That's why I didn't reincarnate, and you didn't do anything for me." Dou E circled Salai.
"Forget it, what else do I have to say to you, do you like to go or not, from today onwards, let's go our own Yangguan Road." The benevolent and righteous Right Yang has lost his last patience.
He was wrapped around for no reason, he was a shield for Dou E for nothing, and he begged for perfection in front of her for nothing, and he quit.
You Yang picked up the mobile phone on the coffee table and walked towards the door.
If God doesn't go, he can go.
"The God Realm and the Ghost Realm will cause an uproar because of you, and many people will also be unlucky because of you." Ren Dou E looked at Youyang's back and blurted out a sentence.