Chapter Twenty-Four: And Laugh at the Drunkenness
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Miao Jinxiu has never seen Li Feiyang, and the last time Ma Mingdu hosted Li Feiyang, she happened to go to the United States and was not in Hong Kong City. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info and her favorite thing to read is Western literature in Europe and the United States, and she has never read any of Li Feiyang's novels, and she doesn't think Li Feiyang can write any good works at a young age.
So far, all the information she knows about Li Feiyang is what her husband Ma Qidong told her. But Li Feiyang in Ma Qidong's mouth is too mysterious, Li Feiyang was said by Ma Qidong to be like a fairy, he is simply omnipotent, as Miao Jinxiu, who has received a higher education in the West, resolutely pursues materialism, never believes in any magical people or things in the world, and naturally does not believe in Ma Qidong's description of Li Feiyang.
In fact, if Ma Qidong told her that Li Feiyang was Li Kaiming's nephew and the future lord of a country, Miao Jinxiu would definitely have a clear understanding of Li Feiyang, but Li Feiyang's current identity is only circulated among the descendants of major families, although Miao Jinxiu is Ma Qidong's wife, it is impossible for Ma Qidong to violate the family rules and reveal the news to her.
Seeing that Ma Qidong was angry, Miao Jinxiu didn't dare to say anything. Originally, the relationship between the couple had just reconciled recently, and Miao Jinxiu did not want to destroy this hard-won warmth. The two of them were silent for a moment, and they both fell silent. Fortunately, the picture flashed on the TV, which greatly alleviated this embarrassing atmosphere, and the two looked at the TV, which originally felt boring, but now they couldn't take their eyes off it, as if the TV program suddenly became a few grades better.
After an advertisement was broadcast on TV, the picture changed, and Ma Chunchang and Wang Yuanyuan, who were wearing robes, had already appeared in front of the stage. The two are still in the traditional form of cross talk, with a square table in front of them, folding fans and broken wood on the table, and the two began to perform amid thunderous applause.
Ma Chunchang is a predecessor in the cross talk industry, although there is not much communication between the two sides of the strait and the three places, but the generations in the cross talk industry are still retained, no matter where they are, in terms of generations, Ma Chunchang and Wang Yuan are authentic cross talk heirs, old-timers in the industry. It also has a great reputation in Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan.
Ma Qidong likes cross talk very much, and he met Ma Chunchang through Li Feiyang, and when he saw Ma Chunchang coming out at this moment, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but smile. Miao Jinxiu saw a smile on the corner of her husband's mouth, she seemed to be very familiar with these two old actors on TV, and she was also curious to see how the show of these two was.
"It's a holiday today, and it's a festive day."
"Yes, today is New Year's Day!"
"I'm asking you something."
"You ask."
"Do you drink?"
"I can drink some."
"How much can you drink?"
"I'll only have the amount of three taels of liquor."
"I'll ask you to drink a pound!"
"Ouch, that's not going to drink! I'll get drunk after three taels! ”
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Ma Chunchang and Wang Yuanyuan have already brought the art of cross talk to a very high level, in others, they usually have an expression, an action, a sentence, but in them, they are all so humorous and interesting, making the audience laugh constantly, applause rang out one after another, and the audience in front of the TV was also amused to laugh, Miao Jinxiu also belonged to the group of laughing audiences.
At the end of the cross talk, Ma Chunchang began to throw off the burden, "This one took out a flashlight, stood on the table, pressed the electric door, and shot a pillar of light from the flashlight head." ”
Wang Yuanyuan said, "Oh, shoot out a pillar of light. ”
Ma Chun often pretends to be a drunk, learning the tone of a drunkard, slurring his speech, his tongue is hard, and he makes a posture of holding a flashlight upward: "You, if you are not drunk, you climb up along this ~ pillar!" ”
Wang Yuan praised: "Huh! Can this climb this! ”
Ma Chunchang began to imitate the appearance of another drunkard, and waved his hand: "You... Less of this! ”
"I... I know! Am I climbing up this pillar of light? If I climb into the air, and as soon as you close the electric door, won't I fall off? ”
This burden was shaken, and the whole audience sprayed!
"Hahaha, oops, I'm laughing to death! What does this Teacher Ma think? The beam of light of this flashlight can also make people climb up? Ahahahaha... ”
The audience who watched this cross talk burst into tears of laughter, and they all felt coke and admiration for the actor's whimsy.
The cross talk of "Drunk" is Hou Baolin's classic, and after him, many people have said that cross talk related to drunkenness, but it is not as interesting as this paragraph.
The key is that the content of this cross talk is unthinkable to others, the idea of "crawling the light pillar of the flashlight" is really beyond the scope of ordinary people's thoughts, and it feels unbelievable and very funny when I listen to it. So this paragraph can be described as a unique classic in the cross talk industry.
The effect of this cross talk was very strong, and the audience in front of the audience and the audience in front of the TV laughed for a minute or two, until they were out of breath and did not stop laughing. When they came back to their senses, Ma Chunchang and Wang Yuanyuan had already taken the curtain and stepped down.
Then a beautiful host walked to the stage, she did not announce the name of the next show first, but interacted with the audience.
She held the microphone and walked to an audience member in the audience, "This gentleman, have you read martial arts novels?" ”
The person questioned was a middle-aged man in his forties, wearing a suit and leather shoes, waxed hair, and gold-rimmed glasses, looking like a successful man. Hearing the host's question, he looked down on martial arts novels with a look of contempt, shook his head and said: "I never read violent works that fight and kill, I only read some classical novels from the East and the West." ”
The beautiful host was stunned, "Uh, then have you watched "Journey to the West" and "Fengshen List"? ”
The middle-aged man nodded and said: "I know these two books, and now they are popular in the entire Chinese circle, everyone says that they are well written, it is said that a child in the life continent who wrote these two books, I am very curious, I have bought two, but I haven't read them yet!" But these two novels are much better than any martial arts novels, and the authors of these two works are not people of the same level at all! ”
"Huh?"
The host was a little messy, and looked at the middle-aged man with a very strange gaze, which is a little different from the imaginary scene!
She originally wanted to pave the way for the appearance of the later show, but the audience interaction that has not been rehearsed is really a bit unreliable!
Fortunately, the host had rich experience on the stage, reacted quickly on the spot, and hurriedly handed the microphone to another young man: "This gentleman, have you ever read a martial arts novel?" ”
The young man said: "Yes! ”
The host perked up, "Then whose work do you like the most?" ”
The young man smiled: "In the entire Chinese circle, Mr. Li Feiyang is the only one who writes martial arts novels, and the rest are far behind!" Now when it comes to my favorite martial arts novel, it must be the work of Mr. Li Feiyang! ”
The young man looked at the middle-aged man next to him who had just been questioned by the host, and said with a smile on his face: "This uncle opened his mouth and closed his mouth and said that he didn't like to watch violent works of fighting, killing and killing, didn't he know that "Romance of the Gods" and "Journey to the West" were also full of plots of fighting, killing and killing?" Didn't he know that Mr. Li Feiyang had written several martial arts novels in addition to "Fengshen Bang" and "Journey to the West"? ”
Someone behind the young man laughed: "People don't even know Mr. Li Feiyang's name, so they know that the person who wrote "Journey to the West" is a child!" Of course, I don't know that Li Feiyang has written martial arts novels! You must know that people don't like violent works that fight and kill! This man bites the words "I don't like violent works that fight and kill" very hard, and it is full of irony.
Everyone who heard this laughed, the middle-aged man just now was blushing, don't look at him dressed like a well-educated person, but in fact he is a semi-literate person who can't read a lot of words, but now he has made a windfall, and he is stunned to package himself as a highly educated person.
I don't know where he heard the phrase "martial arts novels can't be on the stage", and he was asked by the host today, because he wanted to pretend to have a high reading taste, so he made an expression of looking down on martial arts novels.
It's just that now I can't pretend to be forced to do it, but I'm slapped in the face, which is a funny thing! ”
The host also smiled and asked the young people around him: "Then do you want to meet Mr. Li Feiyang?" ””
The young man suddenly stood up and said with a look of surprise: "Mr. Li Feiyang has come to Hong Kong City?" ”
The beautiful host smiled: "He not only came to our port city, but also brought us a program specially prepared for us port city people!" ”
"Really?"
"Won't it?"
In the midst of the uproar in the audience, the beautiful host walked to the stage and raised her voice: "Now I invite non-professional singers, Mr. Li Feiyang will bring you a song'~~ "I Believe"! (A pie-in-the-sky event, cool phones are waiting for you!) Follow the ~ point / Chinese network public account (WeChat add friends - add public account - enter qdread can be), participate now! Everyone has a prize, now pay attention to the qdread WeChat public account! )