Chapter 39: Two Pot Heads
Youyang was not worried about the disappearance of those three people, but he was afraid that he would not be able to complete the task assigned by King Yama, and if it affected him, wouldn't he be sorry for the trust of that bastard brother. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Why don't you go?" You Yang thought about it, Bo Zhuangyuan can also go, he actually doesn't have any magic weapon that can restrain them.
Bo Zhuangyuan is also a real master, his eyes roamed around, and the words that came out of his mouth made Youyang's eyes fall to the ground: "I live so happily with you, before I find a better place, I still reluctantly wronged myself to follow you!" ”
I've seen shameless, but I've never seen such shameless. A dignified literary champion actually used the words of literary crepe, not only whitened himself instantly, but also smeared a thick layer of fat powder on his face.
"Can you not wronged yourself?" You Yang rolled his eyes, doubting the knowledge he had accumulated for more than 20 years.
"I've done everything so difficult, so you can wronged yourself." Bo Zhuangyuan, who is a jack of all trades, pushed the problem to Youyang again.
"I don't want to ink with you anymore, I don't want to see any of you again until tomorrow morning!" You Yang gave a death order, and he said that he couldn't say it, and his ears were pure.
He just wants to meet Zuo Huangzhe now, just peanuts, cucumbers, and pig's head meat, let go of his stomach, and drink Erguotou to his heart's content.
Zuo Huangzhe's home.
On the table, a plate of fried peanuts, a plate of cucumbers mixed with red oil, a plate of cold pork head meat, and a large bowl of hot and sour belly soup have been placed.
The habits that the two have developed since college have not changed.
When You Yang walked into Huang Zhe's door, he immediately smelled the aroma of pig's head meat.
"Ready?" Huang Zhe did not disappoint him.
"Aren't you the same?" Huang Zhe unbuttoned his apron and looked at the right bulging trouser pocket with smiling eyes.
Inside, needless to say, it must be a bottle of two-pot head.
"I said brother, you pretend to be so similar every time, the three dishes are sold from outside, and only one soup is made by yourself, you have to put the apron around Zhou Wu Zheng Wang, I am not a woman, I need you to use your cooking skills to seduce." Youyang has always criticized Huang Zhe's elegance the most, and forcibly threw him out of ten streets.
Not only at work, but even sweeping the floor and wiping the table at home, he has to show the demeanor of Yushu Linfeng.
In Youyang's eyes, he wanted to call Huang Zhe the Prince of Cream!
"Am I contrived? It's far worse than you! Huang Zhe directly snatched the second pot head, and everyone arrived at a full cup, almost two or three dollars.
"I'm not pretentious, I'm very selfish, vain, or bad!" You Yang raised his head and took a sip, his true thoughts were never obscure in front of Huang Zhe.
"Eat some food to cushion your stomach first, otherwise it will be easy to faint." Huang Zhe used a spoon to pick up some peanuts and pig's head meat into the small plate in front of Youyang.
"It's okay, everything that should be solved today has been solved, and I'm in a good mood." Youyang took another sip of wine, and more than one or two pots of the head had already entered the stomach.
"Yes, you're right, you're actually cruel." Huang Zhe understands the meaning of the words in and out of the words.
When Youyang sent Lei Tong and the Lei family away in a gentle way, he also sent his endless thoughts and pain to Lei Tong and the Lei family at the same time.
Youyang is different here, he always expresses his coldness with warmth.
Compared with the rough short, flat and fast way, this practice has imprinted the brand of Youyang's gentleness, generosity, and thoughtfulness on the hearts of everyone in the Lei family, so that every day and night after that, as long as they think of this incident, they only have regret and self-blame in their hearts!
"I'm not really generous." Youyang raised his glass again.
"Hey, you're drinking so fast, what am I drinking? Wait for me. Huang Zhe seemed unwilling, but his original intention was that he was afraid that Youyang would drink high.
The amount of alcohol for two people is at best half a catty per person, and any more will definitely be turned.
"It's okay today, I'm actually quite happy." After Youyang said what was in his heart, he no longer had any burden.
"Yes, you're a very realistic man." Huang Zhe also took a big sip.
He is not greedy for alcohol, but he wants to take advantage of this little wine, everyone drinks averagely, and the end result is that no one is drunk, and it is just right, and the body and mind are happy.
"What about you? Is there ever such a time when you are selfish? Youyang asked rhetorically.
"Of course, when I am wronged at work, when I am misunderstood among friends, there are more times, I can't beat up those opportunistic people, I can only repay them in a calculated way." Huang Zhe drank all the wine in the cup in one gulp.
The two are very similar in this regard, and like to deal with things without saying anything.
"Friend, you're not authentic! You won't let me drink it, but you yourself drink it violently, and then pour it out. You Yang picked up the second pot head and filled Huang Zhe's wine glass.
"It was my apology just now, why am I the matchmaker who doesn't have long eyes!" Huang Zhe squeezed his eyes at Youyang.
said that he was apologizing, but there was no remorse on his face, but most of the elements were teasing.
He understands that Youyang will not be really angry.
"Speaking of which, I can warn you first, you are not allowed to do such a thing again, what I once said will always be valid, I don't want a woman to accompany you within five meters." Youyang's fingers almost poked the tip of Huang Zhe's nose.
"Alas! The Lord who is difficult to serve, drink wine. Huang Zhe changed it to a small mouth, and after taking a sip, he looked at Youyang thoughtfully: "Remember what you just said, there are no women within five meters of what bullshit, I am waiting for the day when you slap your face." ”
Huang Zhe remembered Dou E's matter, although the tricky woman is now missing, according to the arrangement of the Queen Mother, she will finally meet Youyang one day.
At that time, what should Youyang think?
"Retarded, you! Where can I control the women on the street? I'm talking about the kind that generates feelings! The chopsticks with a piece of pig's head meat between You Yang knocked directly on the door of Huang Zhe's head, leaving a sticky oil stain.
He didn't take the Queen Mother's words to heart.
"Disgusting!" Huang Zhe, who was born as a doctor, paid the most attention to hygiene, and he took out a few pieces of toilet paper from the paper drawer on the table one after another, and wiped them vigorously on his head.
"Whoever lives with you is unlucky!" Youyang had already stuffed the pork head meat on the chopsticks into his mouth.
With a thin body, his favorite food is pig's head meat, and he can't get tired of eating pig's head meat.
"For someone like you who likes to eat meat, just find a pig!" Huang Zhe's mouth does not suffer at all, and in private, he always takes it as the greatest pleasure to fight Youyang.
"I don't mind being your brother-in-law." You Yang didn't raise his head and continued to eat his big fat meat.
Want to hurt him? It's not that easy.
As long as his head is not squeezed by the door, as long as his IQ is not offline, he still has the ability to fight with Huang Zhe and play Tai Chi.
Of course, when it comes to scientific research, he has always been ashamed of himself.
"What's next?" Huang Zhe served everyone a bowl of belly soup.
"Do you think the Zhang family will give up?" The chopsticks of the right ocean picket stopped.