Chapter 1: Happy People
Dumb and a group of poor buddies who have nothing, each holding a bottle of beer that only has half a bottle left in their hands, holding it above their heads and shaking, humming in their mouths (happiness belongs to the proletarians, happiness belongs to the people who have nothing), this is a song made up by this group of poor buddies themselves, sometimes they will randomly add their personal feelings to the song, but the tune of this song does not change, the song is low and a little melancholy, they also love to sing this song when they don't drink, the sun comes out, the sun sets, No matter how much unpleasantness there is on this day, as soon as this song is sung, all the unpleasantness will disappear. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Today is a special day, why do you say that? Because today is the birthday of the head of this group of people, in order to celebrate his thirtieth birthday for the dumb man, everyone took out all their savings, bought back two boxes of beer, and used the remaining money to buy a bag of peanuts, this wine is a bit extravagant, almost a year we have not drunk like this, on weekdays, it is a bottle of wine for several people to drink, and now everyone can get two bottles of beer, this is a rare thing this year, can you not be happy? Happy! Have fun, of course! And to be happy, all the emperors and elders throughout the ages want to experience this kind of music. However, God is not partial to people, he gives money and material things to those who work hard, and at the same time gives happiness to these people who have nothing, so that they can breathe the most natural fresh air every day, let them fly around without any fatigue, so that they can sing to their heart's content, laugh to their heart's content, vent their anger to their heart's content, and clean up everything in their bodies that have entered their eyes for a day like pooping with this song, more than a dozen people sang and touched the wine bottles together, Dumbly said loudly with deep emotion, brothers, listen, today is the happiest day since I left my parents' side, you represent this society, and also represent all mankind, giving me the greatest love dumbly, giving me the most realistic happiness, like us who are rejected by the powerful, only the God who created mankind can know how happy our hearts are. Come to the brothers, for the happiness of our hearts in exchange for no greed, let's take a sip!
More than a dozen people screamed and touched the beer bottles together, and they heard the sound of cooing, which conveyed a sky-high boldness, these people who wandered at the bottom of society, they represented not a few of them, but a large number of people, but in this large group of people who can be as happy as they are, how many of them are still dreaming of one day becoming like those powerful people. However, things in the world are so wonderful and unpredictable, those who have a heart may not be able to achieve the desired result, but the unintentional person gets all this by accident, the world makes people or the sky makes people, it is an accident or an inevitability, but in the end, it is an unexpected good thing that comes, and the unexpected surprise comes on the unprepared dumb body.
Everyone took a big sip of beer and sang (the song of the happy proletarians), we are happy proletarians, we are light without dragging, the deep blue sky allows us to fly freely, and the boundless earth allows us to wander, hahahaha! Hahahaha! Drink this cup of turbid wine with the seven emotions and six desires of the world, let us stand between God and the devil and laugh to our heart's content, let us stand between God and the devil and be happy! 、、、、Hahahaha! Hee-hee-hee-hee! Hahahaha! 、、、、、。
A beautiful girl in camouflage overalls walked over with a bowl of noodles made by herself. Brother Dumb, my little sister personally made you a bowl of longevity noodles, congratulations on your long life and happy every day! As he spoke, he put the noodle bowl in his hand in front of him, looked at these happy big men who were like children, and said, "You don't want the proletarians to be happy all day long, no matter how happy you are, you have to eat." I've heard that there are two construction sites around us that are about to start, so you might as well take the time to inquire about it, but don't be hungry again like last year.
A thin man wearing a pair of highly myopic glasses, Qu Ping, who everyone calls a military advisor, looked at Wei Zihan with a hippie smile and said, Sister Zihan, if there is really such a thing, it is best that you can accompany the dumb to go together, now the rich and powerful like to do things for beautiful women, if you agree to go together, this thing will be half the success.
You Qu Junshi, you want me to betray my hue! You guys can figure it out if you're a big man. I don't think you're a Qu army division at all, you're a division that lacks Germany.
Hercules Guo Dong put down the wine bottle in his hand and said, Sister Zihan, I think what Qu Junshi said is also right, you should be a public relations among us. If you go, it's like a fresh fruit on the branches, those powerful people just look at it, we won't have anything to lose, if they dare to do something wrong to you, I will go up and break their necks, with my brother and I protect you, you don't have to be afraid of anything.
Zihan, thank you for this bowl of longevity noodles! Let me think about it, I know what to do, you go about your business.
Zihan left with a smile, and said loudly and dumbly, come to brother, let's drink and sing!
The singing voice sang louder, and the dust on the four walls of this suburban courtyard was shaken off, these two boxes of beer, where is enough for a few big men to drink, Hercules Guo Dong looked at everyone's unfulfilled appearance, grabbed a peanut and put it in his mouth and slowly chewed it into his stomach, rubbed his hands and said, Brothers, when we have money, we will also open a store, let Wei Zihan be the owner of the store, and the brothers will go to the store to get whatever they want to eat and drink, and everyone will give Wei Zihan the money they earn. Let's enter communism ahead of schedule with his grandmother.
Nie Binxu, who doesn't like to talk, is nicknamed sullen, and asked with his eyes red from wine, if anyone of us finds a wife in the future, do you also want to put them in the store, and the brothers can take them back to their houses casually.
Hercules scolded with a smile, why are you so fucking dirty in your heart, can your wife use it casually. Whose son will be born in the future?
The brothers said in unison, the sons born are all yours, you are a strong man, don't be afraid of more!