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The goddess is like this2

Today is another peaceful day, bothered by all kinds of things all day long, finally have time to take a good rest, so comfortable, so comfortable!

Fang Langlang, lala......

It's so noisy! His eyes swept into the corner, and he saw that Katir was there, as if she was looking for treasure. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Let's assume you didn't see it!

Bang la la blah

Doudou lying on the sofa, his brows furrowed.

It's annoying, it's annoying! But if you take care of her, it's probably going to be more annoying, so!!

Didn't hear, didn't hear!!

Whoa, whoa, blah

「……」

Angry! Angry!

I can't stand it, I can't stand it!!

"Katier!! What the hell are you writhing around there?!!

"Wow, Doudou comes and see, I've found something good!"

"What is it?"

Although she was originally going to teach her a lesson, as soon as she heard that Katil had found something interesting, she immediately changed her mind and came to Katil's side.

"Look, that's it."

"This is a card! That's right, it's poker!!"

Looking at the box handed over by Katier, Doudou picked up a piece of paper from the box and said with some contemplation.

"Playing cards? What's that??"

"It's obsolete in the 23rd century, but in the 21st century, it's a household name."

That's right, it's so nostalgic, I haven't seen her in 200 years, but this home is really amazing. There are even things that are about to be eliminated, how to say it, it really suits the style of that old-fashioned dad.

"It's just some piece of paper, what the hell is so good about being a household name."

"You don't know, it's a very fun manual game."

After saying a word to Katir, Doudou began to gush about it.

"Playing cards are based on four suits: hearts, spades, diamonds, and clubs. There are 13 cards of each suit, ranging from an ace to the highest king. Together, you have 52 cards."

"Huh? 52 cards, but I've got 54 cards here, and by the way, there are two cards in it that are different from the other suits!!"

Looking at Doudou with some confusion, Katier said as she tossed her playing cards.

"Those two cards are JOKers, and they also have the titles of ghost cards and aces."

"Hmm! Sounds like a great deal."

Katir immediately perked up.

"Of course, they're the biggest cards in singles!"

"It looks like it's fun, so let's have fun!"

As she spoke, Katir looked at Doudou with her eyes shining.

"Well, it's really nostalgic. Okay, let's have fun!"

Take all the cards out of the box on the floor and place them in your hand.

"I think it was like it had to be shuffled first, yes."

"Shuffle?"

"It's just shuffling the order of the cards themselves, but you don't have to worry about it."

Saying that, I shuffle the cards like a professional dealer. (self-opinionated)

"Beanie."

"Ahh

Katil, who was watching Doudou shuffle the cards, accosted.

"It shouldn't hurt to knock you down, right?"

"Roar...... Katier."

"Yes."

"Yes. Just do it, if you do."

It's beyond my power to say that a guy who doesn't even know what poker is to win!!

"Yes, sir!"

After Katir saluted, she turned around and didn't know what she was doing?!

"Hahaha, what a heroic fellow. But let's put it at the top, don't cry if you lose."

"Oh~That's it~"

Don't know why?! Katir looked like she was winning.

"When I was a mortal, I never lost a penny."

"Wow~That's amazing~"

Although he was complimenting, Katir was completely coping.

By the way, the reason why I haven't lost a penny is because I've always lost hundreds!!

「…… Hum. I'm going to deal the cards, and the rules are according to the standards of the conference, allowing for cutting and reversal, and winning two out of three games."

Some were annoyed by Katier's attitude, and I dealt the cards with a somewhat rude gesture. Because it's a one-on-one, each gets a lot of cards.

"Who's the dealer?"

"Please play your cards from you, Katir."

Although it is said that it is to win her, but for a novice who has never touched poker, there is still some king style at this time.

Doudou easily gave up the dealer's rights. But then again, because there are only two of them, they are either the rich or the poor.

In short, rules are just trivial things.

Yes, just trivial trifles.

"So, 4."

「7。」

「A。」

"At first, I won't be able to follow up so soon, but I'll cooperate. 2。 Then the next round begins, and I'll educate you and let you know what the real struggle for the rich is—"

「JOKER!」

Smack. Katir flicked the ghost card onto the table.

「…… Stupidity. The trump card should be kept until the end."

「5！」

"I'll just come out with a 9."

「JOKER!」

Katir throws out the trump card again!! But Doudou felt a little annoyed. Although it is said that he wants to win her, but the other party plays cards like this, even if he wins, there is no happiness.

"What? What are you thinking, the game is not like this, there is no point in simply having a strong hand! Four 3s!! That way, you won't be able to play again!!"

"Hehe, what are you talking about? Let you see my nirvana! JOKer Quadruple Strike!!"

Saying that, Katier threw out four JOKers!!

"What? Wait, wait, Katir!"

In an instant, Doudou's face changed drastically, and the game was suspended.

"What's wrong? There's enough to instigate."

"Ghosts, ghosts! Why are there 6 ghost cards!!

"Whew...... It looks like the trump card is always coming to me!"

With his right hand clenched into a fist against his chin, Katir said as if it were a matter of course.

"Wait, you're weird."

"Uh-huh, what's wrong, Doudou? Suddenly approaching with such a terrible expression, is it trying to cheat? Or do you want to play Laipi, but even if you play Laipi, I won't let you!!

"How many ghost cards do you have?"

"Huh? It's like this."

Katir pointed the cards in her hand towards this.

Ghost cards account for eighty percent. I can't take it anymore. Even if my heart is wider than the sea, I have endured it to the limit.

"Hey! Doudou, what are you doing, hurry up, if you can't ask for it, it's my turn to play the cards. Hurry, hurry, hurry."

This abominable impostor goddess!

Pick up the automatic vacuum cleaner that passes by, and just suck up all the cards on the table with a smooth motion. The cards swish and are swallowed up by the vacuum cleaner. It is worthy of 23rd century technology, although it is paper, but the vacuum cleaner is not stuck by the solitaire card at all.

"Ahhhh What are you doing!!

"What a wordy!!"

Doudou looked at Katir with annoyed eyes, I will never play with her again!!

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