Chapter Twenty-Eight: Decoration and Daughter Incense
Although Liu Zishu bought a car, Qin Zijin was a little disapproves, but I have to admit that since I had a car, it was still very convenient. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Since graduating from high school, there is no morning running, and Qin Zijin's habit of liking sleep has quickly been revealed.
Every weekend, Qin Zijin sleeps until he wakes up naturally, and it is time for lunch when he wakes up, so Qin Zijin only has one day to arrange activities during the two days of a week.
Even if you sleep on the weekend, there is nothing to do anyway, but when you go to work, Qin Zijin can't get up in the morning.
The alarm clock rang and sounded every morning, and in the end, Liu Zishu turned it off, and Liu Zishu manually told Qin Zijin to get up.
However, occasionally, there are times when you miss.
On this day, at 07:30 in the morning, the alarm clock rang on time, Qin Zijin frowned in her sleep, turned over, and continued to sleep, as if the alarm clock was not calling her.
Liu Zishu didn't open his eyes either, stretched out a hand and groped on the bedside cabinet, opened his eyes and took a look at it after getting it in his hand, turned off the alarm clock, and pushed the person who was sleeping well next to him.
"It's time to get up."
"Hmm." Qin Zijin answered in a daze, got up with difficulty, arched into a snail, and fell asleep again in the next second.
I don't know how long it took, Liu Zishu suddenly woke up, and when he saw it, Qin Zijin, who thought he had gotten up, was still sleeping soundly at the moment, arching into a ball, and he was immediately happy.
A slap on her ass: "It's eight o'clock, and I can't get up yet!" ”
Qin Zijin suddenly became agitated, turned over and got out of bed.
It was not painful, but stimulated by the word "eight points".
Washing his face and brushing his teeth in a hurry, Qin Zijin couldn't wait to have two more hands.
After hurriedly freshening up, Qin Zijin found that Liu Zishu was also dressed neatly, and he was a little stunned.
"Why did you get up, didn't you go to the customer at ten o'clock this morning?"
"Aren't you going to be late? Hurry up, let's go. ”
Qin Zijin smiled, took his good things and followed behind Liu Zishu.
Soon after I got the car, it was clean inside, but there was still a smell lingering.
Qin Zijin's sense of smell is very sensitive, and he smells a little uncomfortable, and the last trace of sleepiness was also smoked away by the smell of this new car, but the corner of his eyes found that Liu Zishu was still a little sleepy.
"You didn't wake up!"
"yes, sleepy."
Qin Zijin sighed twice: "Look, people are inert, when you lived at Hongqiao Railway Station in the past, you woke up at six o'clock every day, and now you haven't woken up until eight o'clock." ”
"So what, unlike some people, who go to bed earlier than me and wake up later than me, if it weren't for me, I guess I'm still in bed at this time, and I wouldn't have thought of going to work at all!"
"Who, how come I don't know." Qin Zijin pretended not to know.
Liu Zishu rolled his eyes, and the next moment was a big yawn: "I'm so sleepy!" ”
"Ahh
A scream echoed in the car, and Liu Zishu glared at the smiling triumphant person next to him: "What are you doing?" ”
Qin Zijin was very innocent: "Didn't you say sleepy, so I'll pinch you, how about it, don't be sleepy now!" ”
"It hurts, okay!"
"It hurts." Qin Zijin said, "How dangerous it is to drive sleepy, I am thinking about the safety of the lives of the two of us, if you are sleepy again while driving in the future, tell me, I will be happy to help." ”
Looking at Qin Zijin's smiling ill-intentioned face, Liu Zishu silently cried in his heart, he just said it casually, don't take it so seriously!
"Where do you think it's better to pinch, the arms, the face, or the thighs?"
“……”
In order not to continue a painful topic, Liu Zishu took the initiative to provoke the topic.
"It's empty in this car, do you want to buy some decorations?"
"Decoration?" Qin Zijin's expression was very surprised, "There is such a beautiful woman who is naturally beautiful and difficult to give up sitting in your car, do you still need decoration?" I'm the best decoration, everything else is in front of me, it's all floating clouds. ”
Liu Zishu burst into tears in his heart, he shouldn't have spoken.
Qin Zijin looked at Liu Zishu's "count you ruthless" but helpless expression, and laughed out loud.
"Let my sister give you a science popularization, the book says that it is best not to have decorations in the car, especially glass products or that kind of hard decorations, which are more likely to become sharp weapons to hurt people in emergencies."
"Okay, forget it."
"Good ......," Qin Zijin's voice dragged on, "Didn't you say it, just have a sister, it can not only refresh your mind, but also be pleasing to the eye." ”
"Your face is so big!" Liu Zishu held back a sentence for a long time.
"Thank you for the compliment, but it's still not as big as your face."
Maybe men love cars, even if they have bought a car, but for a few days, Liu Zishu checked all kinds of information about the car on the Internet, such as performance, appearance, price, etc.
Qin Zijin didn't understand this feeling, but he could understand it.
And Liu Zishu, who wanted to buy the interior decoration of the car, was hit, and soon found a new target.
"Baby, didn't you say there was a smell in the car, then I'll buy a bottle of car perfume and go to the smell!"
Looking at Liu Zishu's excited expression, Qin Zijin really didn't want to hit him, but when he thought of the taste, he couldn't help it.
"When I was in junior high school, there was no air conditioning or electric fans in the school, and the supply of hot and cold water was very tight, so I couldn't wash the dishes every day. In the summer, there were two classes in the morning, and then there was a recess time for everyone to attend. ”
Liu Zishu looked at Qin Zijin inexplicably.
"When I go back to the classroom after recess exercises, there is only one staircase from the first floor to the second floor, which is the only way to go, so there are a lot of people."
"So, what does this have to do with what I said I wanted to buy car perfume?"
Qin Zijin looked at Liu Zishu's eyes and said slowly: "What do you think, what is the difference between the smell I could smell at that time and the smell after you had the car perfume in your car." ”
Liu Zishu: "......"
Qin Zijin: "Besides, it's not me, what kind of car perfume do you want!" ”
"Why, you're a concubine, and you can still attract butterflies."
"Say you're lonely and unheard, and you're still complacent!" Qin Zijin looked at Liu Zishu with disdain, "You know the 'daughter fragrance', although I don't exhale Rulan, but I'm a girl, I know the body fragrance, I have the body fragrance!" I sat in this car, it was full of fragrant, pure natural pollution-free green environmental protection and eye-catching, you said, that's it, what car perfume can surpass! ”
“……”
Qin Zijin's eyebrows fluttered: "No, right, I know no, look, with me, that's the blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes!" ”
“……”
Liu Zishu didn't answer, Qin Zijin laughed three times: "Hahaha, at this moment, there is only one poem that can express my feelings, cough cough, look up to the sky and laugh and go out, how can I be a Penghao person!" ”
But the next moment, Qin Zijin felt like someone had grabbed his throat and couldn't laugh.
"I didn't smell the body smell, so I won't say it, as long as you don't fart and make it smell, I'll be thankful."
Qin Zijin glared at Liu Zishu fiercely, and the latter laughed.
In the past few days, I don't know why, Qin Zijin always feels that there is flatulence in his stomach, and he can even feel the gas swimming in his stomach, so there is more gas and the taste is bigger.
Unexpectedly, at this time, Liu Zishu said that he laughed at himself.
"What's so funny, I'm not feeling well! Laugh again, laugh at me again......"
"You're going to kill me with your fart! Hahaha......"
Liu Zishu smiled and leaned back and couldn't help but pat his thigh, Qin Zijin gritted his teeth when he saw it, so he reached out to help him, and slapped his thigh.
Although Liu Zishu was hit hard by Qin Zijin, he still couldn't stop his idea of wanting to dress up his car, and the car perfume finally appeared in his car.
Qin Zijin watched Liu Zishu's gaze fall on the car perfume from time to time, and even when the red light was red, she was speechless.
"Isn't this tether too long, the beads below touch the bottle body, and it keeps 'clicking'."
After Liu Zishu sorted out the car perfume for the third time and expressed his dissatisfaction with it, Qin Zijin finally couldn't help but cover his face.
"Big brother, it's just a car perfume, if you think this rope is too long, then wrap it around it a few more times, or cut the rope under the beads a little shorter, it's okay, don't be so entangled!"
"That's not pretty!"
"My dear mother, you won't be so entangled!"
"Forget it, so be it."
Qin Zijin finally breathed a sigh of relief, but within three seconds, Liu Zishu began to look for a sense of identity again.
"What do you think of the taste?"
"You really want to know?" Qin Zijin turned his head and looked at Liu Zishu.
“…… Forget it. ”
"No, since you asked me, I'll tell you." Qin Zijin took a deep breath and looked serious, "Actually, I've been dizzy now, and my nose can't smell it at all." ”
Liu Zishu raised his eyebrows: "Really? ”
Qin Zijin's face did not change: "Really." ”
"No, I think it's okay, I deliberately picked a light-smelling perfume, I'm afraid that the smell is too strong and the smell is uncomfortable, and my smell is not as serious as you said!"
"That's because you're used to it, you don't smell its fragrance when you live in the orchid room for a long time, and you don't smell it when you live in Bao City for a long time, that's what it means, you know!"
"That ......"
"Oh my God, I can't take it anymore!" Liu Zishu was interrupted by Qin Zijin before she finished speaking, only to see her panting while quickly opening the car window and taking a few deep breaths, "Suffocate me!" ”
Liu Zishu smiled and gloated: "Isn't it impossible to smell it, and it is still said one by one, it turns out that I am holding my breath, go on!" ”
"me!" Qin Zijin was indeed a little uncomfortable, and the smell in the car was still too heavy for her.
After being blown by the wind for a while, I finally felt better, although the air was not much better in the busy streets.
"Otherwise, let's buy a few more charcoal packets, the smell is so bad that I want to vomit when I smell it."
"Okay, buy a few more and put some before and after, are you uncomfortable?"
"Sort of."
"Hey, it seems that the daughter's incense has become a woman's incense, and the power has been greatly reduced!"
“……”